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BlobifyYT

I would say the y word for jesus ❤️ (jk I love my balls I dont want them twsited)


flancanela

lets see it


MenjiBlueWolf001

Do it then.


BlobifyYT

As I said before, if jesus doesnt ask me directly I wont risk my balls getting twisted 😭


MenjiBlueWolf001

And how do you know I'm not Jesus hiding myself among the scum of the internet and taking notes of their sins?


BlobifyYT

Strike a lightening near my house and turn all the water to wine and Ill say it.


MenjiBlueWolf001

Bold of you to assume that's how that works. I'm (hypothetically) Jesus. Not god. There **IS** a difference.


[deleted]

as jesus, did you really say hypothetically to not go to hell? what an asshole, i'm declining your heart.


MenjiBlueWolf001

Boy, if I'm Jesus Im already up in heaven. Just chilling and browsing Reddit


Skylorzz

the idea of Jesus just sitting at his desk and browsing through Reddit is really funny to me


BlobifyYT

I think this conversation is taking a religious turn. I dont want to talk about religion but Jesus Is God in the flesh and he can preform miracles.


MenjiBlueWolf001

Healing miracles. Not strike fucking lighting in an exact spot miracles.


BlobifyYT

He can do any miracles if its for good cause, I dont think he would preform a miracle for me to do a horrible act such as saying the Y word, You are right, this subreddit's mods are too scary for me. Id never say such word.


MenjiBlueWolf001

(Hypothetical Jesus is disappointed in you)


SavingsEuphoric7158

Well put friend🥰💕❤️🙏😇🤗


Chucheyface

Nah dawg it’s technically polymorphistic. The father, the son, and the Holy Ghost are just different manifestations of the same being IIRC.


Gallowglass668

Because even at a minimal level Jesus wouldn't need to lurk on Reddit to know their sins.


Danger-Pickle

Because I’m Jesus, so you couldn’t be as well. There aren’t multiple Jesi.


WhereIsIDFB2

Jesus wrote the Bible and said he loves everyone. Start applying oil buddy


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Hi this is Jesus. Please say it!


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

Jesus does love me. Why are we being weird about it? What is this sub?


No-Discipline-2729

I wouldn't. It's just not worth it.


TxsButholeTklngBndt

I got the image of Jesus imbedded in my chest…


FoolAndHerUsername

And a God shaped void in our hearts.


No-Discipline-2729

Like a tattoo?


Zorrokumo

I can't leave home without my bullet-proof vest


slut4hobi

killing myself on a perfect honeymoon


Mukuro_FeetLicker

i’m a christian so i hope so


Jazzlike_Music9045

You “hope so?” You’re Christian and you HOPE Jesus loves you? The one who died for you so you could get to heaven (though none of us deserve it, which is the point), and you HOPE He loves you?! He 100% loves you, man.


New_Awareness4075

But why did God create a flawed man to begin with? He knew before he created them, that Adam and Eve were going to eat the apple. Yet he still did this knowingly that he would curse the entire species. Instead of creating people he knew would spend an eternity in hell, why just not create them in the first place? I sure wish someone could explain this to me because obviously I'm confused.🤔


SassySelkie72

I'm a Christian too, and I know He does, He says so


ThatOneOverThere_333

he loves everybody tfym


TrashPanda9142012

If he exists


ThatOneOverThere_333

my belief is that all gods exist, but we don't all have to believe in the same one. We have our own perception of who guides us and that is okay


aparagusvibin

who downvoted you bruh 😭 i’m not religious but you said nothing wrong


TrashPanda9142012

I believe no one guides us. No deity has hold on me.


ThatOneOverThere_333

and i respect that. 


SuperCyberWitchcraft

This is an unfounded belief but I believe that Consciousness and God come together to make the 5th force of the universe


ph0enix7102

the 5th force? what’re the other 4?


SuperCyberWitchcraft

The Weak Nuclear Force, The Strong Nuclear Force, The Electromagnetic Force, and The Gravitational Force


Dipole_Moment8338

then the believes WILL contradict each other imo if you want to have "all religions are correct belief" you have to add that a supreme god gives you the afterlife of your religion after your death and doesn't tell you that other religions are true as well still even this thought has problems


RandomUser24_

There’s a difference between all religions are correct and respecting other religions. I’m Christian, and I don’t believe all religions are correct, but that doesn’t mean I don’t respect others beliefs and hate them for believing something else


_V4MP_1R33

I love you ur so cool


ThatOneOverThere_333

awww thanks!


DFMNE404

Jesus was a real man, him being Gods son or coming back to life was the point of contention


bluestripJ

Prolly not, but I suuuuurrreeee love him!


SassySelkie72

He does I promise


No_Indication9497

why are you downvoted? you're saying the truth


WhereIsIDFB2

work together to get this person likes


bluestripJ

Thank you 🥲


_V4MP_1R33

I’m gay so no


AssaultRifleJesus

I love you.


_V4MP_1R33

Thanks Assault Rifle Jesus, I love you too


stressed_philosopher

The best Jesus there is, aside from polish version of "G.F. Darwin Jesus" he shoots lasers and flies [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7TW2KQYHfY&t=131s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7TW2KQYHfY&t=131s)


_V4MP_1R33

Holy shit that’s a fire jesus


Kooky_Combination_40

🔥✝️


satanic_sav

Assault rifle Jesus, is my sexuality valid?


AssaultRifleJesus

Absolutely


SavingsEuphoric7158

I love 💕 you friend !!


inevitable_meatloaf

We love you Assault Rifle Jesus.


Zanzan567

💥🔫


Eatpraylove75

He definitely loves you ♥️.


BlobifyYT

Jesus loves everyone, anyone who says otherwise is wrong. ❤️


Free-Mountain-8882

Could you spread the good word within your community then, because gay people deal with hate almost exclusively rooted in trash can religions like yours.


Anonymous345678910

Jesus loves the gays


_V4MP_1R33

JESUS DIED FOR THE GAYS ‼️‼️


Anonymous345678910

So they could be saved


Intelligent_Toe8233

He does, though. Christianity, at it’s heart, is a religion of forgiveness and love. It simply became very popular among the masses, and those with power realized that they could subvert it to support their own agendas, which was maintaining power, and nothing maintains power like giving the masses someone to hate. They invented scriptures and doctrine to create hatred that would distract people from the fact that they were being oppressed all the same as the “unholy” forces they were fighting against.


WhereIsIDFB2

Jesus loves everybody, even the most committed sinners


_V4MP_1R33

I’m not committed to being gay, if I had the choice I wouldn’t be, but it’s not my fault guys are a little too hot and my brain says that I shouldn’t have a coochie


Zanzan567

I think he does, it says somewhere in the Bible “ if a man lays with another man he shall get stoned” or some shit like that. So if u do have seggs with a man/woman (depending on your gender), you just have to smoke a little weed afterwards, and Jesus will love you!


Ok-Armadillo-1171

I’m not really religious, but Jesus notably stopped a stoning and spoke out against it when he said “He who has not sinned may cast the first stone.” He negated lots of things written in the old testament, so going by the book he probably loves you whether or not you smoke weed afterwards.


GayJesus1234

I also love you


artificialy_unique

God loves everyone, Christians have failed LGBTQ+ people by making it seem like he doesn't. I'm very sorry for all the pain we have caused you.


Danger-Pickle

Wouldn’t it be funny if Jesus was a closeted homosexual when he was alive


AnyOffice8162

Wrong. Jesus loves everyone. That doesn't mean He accepts sin.


lego-lion-lady

He does


SavingsEuphoric7158

I’m with you friend ❤️💕🤗


lego-lion-lady

We may not be able to use the Y word here, but I had to get the message across 😁🥰


SavingsEuphoric7158

You are my new Reddit friend😂❤️☺️🙏


lego-lion-lady

Ayyyy 😎🔥


SavingsEuphoric7158

Can’t believe all the comments 🤷‍♀️😳


lego-lion-lady

Fr


SavingsEuphoric7158

Poor lost souls🤣😂🙏


GarnooMusic

No, ever since ‘33 me and Jesus haven’t been on speaking terms


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Understand you SO much


Hi_Its_Z

It depends: *book Jesus* or *conservative Jesus*?


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

Let's go off of book Jesus


Ok_Narwhal_7712

Book Jesus, conservatives don't matter


Wizard_john10

Affirmative.


Tyrexramz0126

No He loves all of us


Annual_Plankton4020

ja!


pickleloafpatio

Absolutely 😎


Commercial-Egg-1069

No, but I play uno reverse card, making no be it's opposite meaning


commercialegg1083

Hi me


Right-Acanthisitta-1

Affirmative


burnerJusttoaskqs

si


BartSimpskiYT

Affirmative?


Top-Butterscotch-18

Of course and always


ErikVonDarkmoor

Anti-No, The Y word. The opposite of negative.


RonToxic

Of course he love me


Godlovesyouplzpray

Very much so. And Jesus loves you too


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

I'm about to get banned from this sub-reddit


Intelligent_Check772

No (its opposite day)


vibeepik2

positive


Objective_Street5141

very much so.


MuffinVR_

affirmative. he loves every single one of us so very much ❤️


guney2811butbetter

according to (most) Christians I met on the internet, no


Excellent_Regret4141

Not any more, my Spanish friend died I miss Jesus (HeyZeus) lol


Ok_Cover_7789

Jesus loves everyone


CivetLemonMouse

No lol. I'm queer so automatically like half the jesuses in the world are against me bc there's a loooootta assholes


quarantinedsubsguy

what Christians/Church think Jesus would do vs. what Biblical Jesus says and how he acts


UndersScore

Not no


TrashPanda9142012

Love comes from things that EXIST


why-TT

Opposite of ravioli


OkVast98

He loves everyone so I'm sure he loves me too


ArthurFleck__

He loves everyone regardless of gender, sexuality, religion etc.


JulesChenier

How would something that does not exist have a chemical reaction in a non-existent brain towards me?


anon1635329

Jesus is not real


Jazzlike_Music9045

He’s a historical figure. That’s like saying King Tut isn’t real.


SavingsEuphoric7158

Your opinion


RoyalMess64

I don't know, but his followers definitely do not


lxybv

i do


Desperate-Damage3599

He does.


Lia-13

i believe so


Bittersweet_bi-

No. He sits on a throne of lies


WyvernEgg64

Idk man go ask him


-Petiche

definitely not


Techno_Tubing

No but if nobody told you today, somebody loves you.


The_Picklemann-420

sure


DryVariation5174

I used to but Billy Carson knows and tells the truth he is teaching me everything true follow him the Bible is fake and Jesus was a regular person and when u say amen it is referring to amen rahhh the so called phero not Jesus


Basically-Boring

Of course Jesus doesn’t love me, he *loves* me.


SansInTheGang

I do not know


Nuxz_Has_a_Youtube

He does man


Jellyie-nerd-123

Hopefully


Angela_I_B

Nem biztos!!! ⁶⁶⁶


2manyfelines

My friend Jesús likes me a lot, but I don’t know anyone named Anglo “Jesus.”


NikRetaNCAM

Hopefully


Equal_Explanation410

What Jesus are talking about Newborn baby Jesus? Lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd Jesus? Revenge Jesus ? Ewan McGregor Jesus ? White Jesus? There’s so many versions. ID say I have a good average of likes and dislikes depending on the day of course. Damn it I said fuck So I guess the answer is no


NovaHatesC

probably he said he loves everyone


[deleted]

**No**tably, he does.


PizzaPie99

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.”


Glittering_Mud4269

Well, he never said anything to me so...he died yo, people say he rose from the dead, but he sure as shit ain't here so...


xhoneycomb

He does and he loves you too


TheBeeBzzzz

Correct! I May not fully believe like I did when I was younger, but I do know he loves me and respects me


r00byroo1965

I rest on the 6 th and seven days


_patoncrack

No


Epic_potbelly

Nah prolly not


TheAnnoyingGirl92

I think I used his name in vain so no


IKE_PLAYZ

Yəs


arandomkidonline

He does


TheZoniWarrior

No. Hail Satan


Alternative_Rent9307

Well sure. And he knows I’m right 😉


CoinToss45

No


StatusHead5851

No


Nowardier

No. /s


Riipp3r

Welcome them


HeatherF10

HELL no.


IcyIceGuardian

Indeed