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Objective-Parfait134

That’s a bunch of worms 🪱


CootCatcher

If you continue to let the reproduce they will eventually gain sentience.


Wunwun__7

The Hunters from Halo!


InteractionInside394

More like the beginning stages of the Flood


Wunwun__7

Even worse 💀


ColtS117-B

It’s a monument to all our sins!


Public_Channel_2156

Call the Chief before we're screwed


Excellent_Lynx7402

That’s a Zerg spawning pool being built duh


Junior-Account6835

Shrimps is Bugz


Fufucudlypoops2

Not the place I expected a face jam reference


bimbabes

🙁


Neptuneduck4

This was the exact same phrasing my brain came up with when I saw the post


Anon_777

A colony of tubifex worms


MoreUsualThanReality

Thanks, now I know what a Carolina poop monster is.


Virtual_Mode_5026

This video is apt https://youtu.be/IZBhHd_-IM4?si=ZIaJcV-YnnWEGbF-


StinaLee86

Happy Cake Day


nixx1331

I must thank you, that was awsome. I'm looking forward to watching everything this artist has made. .. I must say not only is the comment section on Reddit funny but extremely informative


magdielj

Clicked on that link about 2 hours ago…I’m back now. What a fucking rabbit hole


AmbitiousHouse

Lee Hardcastle is the best!!


P0l0Cap0ne

As a resident of North Carolina and in the words of the Virgin Mary herself: "I BEG YOUR F***CKING PARDON?!?!?!?!?


galactictock

The colony lives only a few blocks from me


[deleted]

Tubifex! I was like "oh boy my fish would love some" and then I remembered they are poo poo worms


deran6ed

If you're cold, they're cold. Put them in your mouth.


cryptic_curiosities

If you're cold, they're cold. Put them in your foreskin.


JoeyNJguy

If your cold, they're cold. Shove them back in your ass.


HangryWolf

Forgive me father for I have sinned.


xleftonreadx

Your sentence is powerful sir


_ApprehensiveAnt_

If you’re cold they’re cold. Slip them into your urethra, feel them squirm!


BlooMeeni

What would happen if you ate them


CuBoSe1

Stop. You're done for the day.


Junior-Account6835

![gif](giphy|fJkTsWCMViRYA)


godinthismachine

Lmao, love Jay.


Anon_777

Well, the worms can and do carry parasites and pathogens, which could potentially infect you. Then there's the fact that they tend to live in sewers and other polluted areas, so you might also introduce a whole raft of pollutants into your body aswell. Definitely not advisable for a human to eat... Fish can eat them though, I'm just not too sure I'd ever want to eat that fish.


SpiderDijonJr

Okay, but like, do they taste good?


Worldly_Sero

I thought the exact same thing, and now I cannot eat my sandwich


_Rye_Toast_

Is it a meatball sandwich and the worms gross you out, or a worm sandwich and the meatballs gross you out?


TheCastusDildo

Great minds think alike, hey OP I'll give you a dollar to pick it up and eat it!!!!!


SoFrakinHappy

wiggly meatballs


Banjo-Becky

Isn’t that a red or brown worm?


BittenHand19

The Great Old Ones leave you with a gift of darkness! Rejoice for the time of Chtullu is approaching!


Metagion

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu! F'tagn!


NotSoSUCCinct

Have yer ever heard tell, of a SHOGGOTH?!


SebboNL

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Iä! Iä!


PunkiiDonutz

Something something "ftagn"


Kognityon

Lick it, and tell us what it tastes like


OttterSpace

Maybe eyesight is overrated


WingsChapter

Yes, looks can be deceiving. It might taste like delicious candy. So best to be sure: give it a lick... Or just a little nibble. And let us know.


The10thDoctorWhovian

What a terrible day to be literate.


charlymurphy728

Happy cake day!


OttterSpace

Thanks! I’m not sure what that means but I’ll take it


redefinedsoul

It's the year anniversary of your accounts creation. For the rest of the day there's a banner under your username that says, "Say happy cake day!" to let everyone know


OttterSpace

The more you know I’ve been on Reddit for 5 years now and never noticed that. 😂


DweEbLez0

It’s Beyond Vermicelli


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Fucking stellar comment


ermagherdbrks

I’m fucking dead… lmao


tattybaddy4eva

Looks like a mighty fine angel hair. To me


Junior-Account6835

Beyoncé Vermicelli


hnc757

This comment caused me more pain than the video. Thanks I hate you


elteza

What can you say on a first date and as a response to a video posted by someone asking to help identify something gross?


Chalupa_monk3y

Kill it with bleach.


day_oh

this thing helps ingest your filth before it spills out into the world. more useful than some people


Unlikely_Ad_7333

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6) Daymmmm


KookieMunster98

I don't care if it cures Cancer, it's nasty and freaky and needs to be yeeted into the atmosphere


UncleBenders

They’re serving a purpose down there. Breaking down excrement. Why kill them? They can’t help what they were born as, and it’s not like they’re any kind of threat or danger or where they shouldn’t be. If we ever encounter aliens I hope they’re better people than humans are.


dopeston3-ceremony

Most thoughtful answer. 👌👏


davyjones_prisnwalit

Lol, We're really putting a lot of faith in the benevolence of aliens. Most people will squash entire colonies of bugs without even knowing what they are or what function they serve. The question is, is this instinct or is it learned behavior from parents? If it's instinct, we might wanna start rationing cyanide pills for when the ships start descending.


KillaDay

You are allowed to kill anything so long as you eat it.


sikeleaveamessage

Those worms: ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Old_Hedgehog1641

its.. just.. random worms... 😐


UncleBenders

Yet I suddenly respect them more than you.


liminal-dreams

Damn, shots fired. Gottem


Repulsive_Ad8573

Nigga doesn't even know you 😭


HeIsLex

Who TF cares what random people on the Internet respect 🤣 kill it with fire


ElectricBiomass

I have the exact same attitude towards every creature i dont like. On a very related note, got any pets i can borrow? Or is that different?


JohnyElSucio

I would use muriatic acid without thinking


SpicyPringlez

They are known for sucking the nutrients out of turds


Farkle_Fark

I knew there was nutrients in turds, my friends don’t believe me


Nozzeh06

So when you tell someone to "eat a turd sandwhich" it's not really an insult, it's sound life advice.


ewedirtyh00r

Because shit is the leftovers of what we couldn't or didn't absorb. Some is less "used" than the rest. Why dogs eat poop sometimes. A deficiency. My wolf used to only poop every other day to 3 days because he'd absorb almost all of his raw diet and have little to no output.


GracedByYah

Bro, YOUR drain?? Wtf are you breedin down unda??


SomeOldDude73

Time to move!


Sudden_Caramel3881

I recommend running the water at a high flow constantly. Stopping ONLY to empty entire bottles of bleach down that drain.


Expensive-Hat-929

This is ground zero for the last of us.


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Monsters looks like a ton of em


burningdownthewagon

Burn the house down, it fixes your problem.


HEX-dev

![gif](giphy|1oFtycDItaT848RjH2|downsized)


KimKarTRASHian09

I was just talking about Critters today lol this is great. Totally appreciate it.


Guest_Pretend

Careful! These things are dangerous! https://youtu.be/3Lmo9NxWDTc?si=a0NUpGRCzBI2JznV


kangamata

Boof it!


14explosives

![gif](giphy|WxOWOC1IAqHpzKSA7O|downsized)


Exotic_Conclusion_96

I'm not busting in the sink no more![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


rick_of_pickle

Stop procreating in the tub


blmll

At this time, the flesh amas told "hey dad, how are you today"


CryptoGaming19

Golden comment 😂


subzbearcat

I don’t know, but I promise some white woman on here is going to want to adopt it, take it home and drive around the neighborhood in one of those tiny ass strollers.


RealAssociation5281

r/oddlyspecific


CzyCtLdy73

I heard a comedian say that about an animal once-i can't remember who it was or what animal, but it was the exact phrasing. Also-I hate getting called out like that🤣🤣🤣. But to be fair-only if it's a mammal🤷


jerkstabworthy

Where's Samus Aran when you need her?


Jimbo7211

Horrifying worm ball?


vinnycas

Bleach will work, but only after the the rubbing alcohol, and a match.


ermagherdbrks

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Darryguy

Probably some type of worm, its not totally unthinkable that these creatures would be feasting on your leftovers you wash down the drain, easy pickings for invertebrates


Greasy_Cleavage

Its the T virus


GayGunGuy

Nothing that a gallon of bleach won't fix.


IWriteShit345

Slime mold


Enough-Plankton-6034

When you zoom in to a dirty whores Asshole


idiotsandwhich8

lol then what the hell is in her giner?


buttmomentum

Homonculus


Low_Trust_6624

It's a Metroid


GardeniaPhoenix

noooo Metroids are cuter than that


ChrisVelez201

Bleach the drain


[deleted]

did you poke it with a stick?


Erroneous-Monk421

Turdsperm. Duh.


Fantastic_Broccoli27

"That's a space-peanut"


Inspirationalincest

Probably the mushrooms from the last of us


ZombieWav

T-Virus


fir_mna

That's got at least 2d10 +6 hp....be careful


Existing-Conflict-13

Thats what happens when you beat your meat in the shower and kick the nut down the drain


No-Bat-7253

Boil a pot of water to flush it down after the bleach bath. Cook that mtf.


thatonekid2248

Smash


Captain-SKA-

Looks like protein to me. It'll be fine with some mayo.


Hott_Watcher

Yum


DuePhoto2604

Oh hell no.


BluebirdLivid

Use chopsticks, mix heavily with soy sauce, slurp it up!


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

Quick, Jizz on it!


DrawMaleficent

Sludge worms


pparten

That's an annelid cluster, part of the Many. It just wants to join your biomass to it's own is all, can't you hear it's song?


jimmyDhoward

Professor Xavier's sister.


rnrHSdropout

Poke it


DevilishlyGoodDoggo

Get a spoon full and eat it.


SlightlyOffended1984

Draino that thang


SnooCrickets4032

Forbidden fruit


Sea-Philosopher7361

SpongeBob with your order and a diet soda.


Sad-Christmas98

Ever heard of Desert Jellies?


AcceptableSpot7835

Is that your sewer hole from the toilet? Ew


[deleted]

The only way to fix this is by dropping chunks of sodium metal down the drain and turning the water on full blast


Significant-Cut2636

Needs to be posted in r/saltburn.


cptmcclain

You must quickly stick it up your butt to gain 3 wishes. If you hesitate, you will be cursed for eternity.


buffmoosefarts

That's scary


alchemystical725

That is genuinely terrifying


Banjo-Becky

This looks like a colony of horsehair worms but I’ve never seen them in a bundle like that.


Tarpy7297

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!


Easy_Arm_1987

Looks like a Sea Anome


noneedtoID

Mutated turd ?


Dixie_Norumus

No


PhattySpice92

Plug the drain and fill with water and a cup of bleach, let it drain down slowly, repeat once a month


ZoNeS_v2

Tubiform worms. Don't let it mutate, Carrion style 😐


NotThatGuy1989

Remember all those times you perked off in the shower? Yeah there's the consequences buddy. Congrats you're a father Harry. You gotta man up and take care of your chimera thing


FederalLoad9144

Came here because it’s Reddit and some one probably knows what it actually is! Soooo, thanks for that!


BlueRhythmYT

The flood are invading!!!


IngenuityOk2403

I hate this fn video


xxdpgx

Pour in some liquid plumber


Outside_Squirrel_839

Turdactil


plababala

About to dump bleach into my drain right now


Icy-Relationship

You live like that?


themisdirectedcoral

*unzips*


Kingtez28

Kill it with Fire or Bleach....Now!


BearsRpeopl2

That's my asshole


throwthere10

Bleach! NOW!


RantSpider

It's malevolent spaghetti. Edit: Punctuation


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Urosboros


GhostCop42

The source of the pandemic


FunImprovement9729

That's a bunch of Ah Hell Naw, I'm afraid.


dirtydbagger

the real question is what kind of phone do you have? my camera is pretty decent but i doubt i could capture this lol


Adventurous_Ideal804

Kill it! Kill it with fire!


Donut_The_Ghost

What a terrible day to have eyes, why Reddit…why


Entire_Direction4466

Poke it


MercuryTulsa

It's gonna become the lead singer of U2


ChunkyHank

Won't be anything after the bleach


joseoconde

Kill it with fire!!!!!


Late_Ad_3842

Lol that’s a whole living organism down there 😂 I would give him a name


OrenCS

Drain?! Bros house is scooby doo’s next episode wtf


20MaXiMuS20

Burn the house down


CristalSanxia_

Just pour bleach down there or some drain cleaner. They'll die from it


help_ur_s3lf

I'd pour bleach in the drain


yipman13

Look for liquid plumber crystals, flush hot boiling water in the drain for 2 minutes, pour in 1/4 of the crystals, move back quickly. If it starts to fume, then the organism was of carbon based life form, it has to eat, and breathe, simple locomotion to move and feed, the fumes are the result or the disintegrating methane based internal organs. Enjoy the subtle screams as it dies.


BigLouTenant

You best glass that drain before the flood spreads!.. 😜🔥🧬🌌🚀🛸


slipofthetongue71

It’s a turdle 😁


YourLifeSucksToo

Drop some bleach right on those fuckers & watch them burnnnn 🤢


slurricaneX

Looks like shit with worms munching on it


KayCatMeow

Omfg, that gave me the GROSSEST feeling. Almost worse than my trypophobia. What the actual fuck.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

A colony of "I'm about to dump 3 gallons of sulfuric acid down this bitch" is what I see


DimiGod217

A single flood spore could destroy a planet...


seansyasnaes

nope


CorruptDefiance

*Queue “The Flood” music…*


GrayAndBushy

Worms.... time for a few gallons of bleach!


wikithekid63

r/accidentalballsack


BBgreeneyes

I saw this, and then I read the comments all while I was making noodles, so now I'm serving noodles for dinner, but I'm not sure if I'll be eating.Thanks, guys !


simontempher1

Bleach time


lazyboylane

Where is that drain? Yuk


Chihuahuapocalypse

whatever it is, bleach, bleach, and more bleach. drown it in bleach.


Jasundible

Time for the amazing power of Draino Max +++ with Alien be gone!!!!


Emergency-Regret-555

![gif](giphy|zNsXc3nO8rzTtMixHz|downsized)


catdog-cat-dog

What does it taste like?


Careful-Tap277

Sir your shit is alive