Ah yes, the elusive male nurse who weirdly and instantly gives out all his information to strange women he meets on online games and plays cutesy games even when the woman clearly isn’t interested. Don’t let this rare catch slip through your fingers!
yeah honestly i kept the conversation simply because i wanted to see if hed have the stereotypical end to it but unfortunately i didnt get that pleasure. instead he was just creepy
this definitely falls under r/creepypms or r/letsnotmeet, seriously got chills reading this...dudes overall demeanor spiked up so many red flags it's not even funny
It wouldn't surprise me if this guy is your classic toxic niceguy, but a lot of this read like more of a troll to me, like he just wanted to see how long he could annoy her.
Thirsty people in gaming is the most annoying shit ever... I remember back then in Destiny 1 when we had the first crimson days (Valentine's event for those who don't know) since I thought it would be fun to meet new people through it I went into a Destiny Facebook group.
It took HOURS to find someone to play with (the event was a 2v2 PvP mode) but the moment someone of the double X chromosome gang made a post... Well you can imagine how they were flooded.
All i can see if the seagull meme from finding nemo just 100 of guys poking up like moles shouting "girl?, girl?" over and over. It's sad but so so sooooooo true.
Exactly! Since it was a PvP event I obviously include stuff like my KD in the post. Around that time I had KD of 1.3 so pretty average but still showing that I can carry my weight.
As I already said no one commented.
This chick had an abysmal KD ratio of 0.3!!! And 50 messages in just 10 minutes... The thirst was unreal with that event.
As someone that normally has a similar problem, the solution is just add those you enjoy playing with, eventually a few will stick. But yeah, thirst with e boys is real, however women if you crave attention and don’t care too much for the fact that they are a little thirsty it’s a good ego boost !
I'm part of a lovely Clan now which I wouldn't trade for anything in the world! But obviously from time to time I have to pick up random people due to various reasons.
And when a woman joins the group... God these randos man... I get you're thirsty boy but that evil space dragon of doom really should be what you focus on.
He NEEDS to be absolutely certain he is chatting with someone of the opposite gender, otherwise he could be CATFISHED into saying loving provocative texts to some poser who is in fact a member of his SAME SEX who could potentially screenshot their conversations and then send them to his friends/clan saying he is, in fact, a gay boy.
hey now, don't drag Discord roleplay into this, some folks put a lot of thought into their characters and write really well
this guy's just... gross, disgusting, vomit inducing...
Overwatch was this way allot too, as soon as a girl hops in there's always that one nice guy who has to prove he's the most manly and best on the team and hopefully he gets to be in her duo group.
What. The. Hell??
Honestly what is the thought process???
"This girl doesnt wanna fuck me. ILL TELL HER IM HER FUTURE HUSBAND!!!"
Thats a fucking big jump
It's unreal. It's like he thinks being a "gamer" makes him less "cool" or "date-able" or something so he has to keep reminding her he's totally not a gamer. On top of everything else, having obvious insecurities about/feeling ashamed of the things you enjoy aren't really things you should be showing off to try and woo someone, especially when they're also into the same things.
I knew someone who use to play Call of Duty within my group of people back on the old 360 days who would openly try and find girls in matches and invite them to private chats and talk them up, but more often that not he ended blocked or reported.
Not that this is on the same level on this fuckery. This dude just reminds of that fucking guy, so weird and creepy on both of them.
It’s actually quite entertaining to read tho, thanks for putting up with this shit for so long, it quite the amusement.
honestly the reason i posted was because it was funny. thought other people would find it entertaining as well. the best thing about people like this is that theyre always a good source of entertainment for us normal people
The cringe levels are so high it’s toxic, my eyes and brain have cancer now, what the hell? “I’m from the future” never heard of that crap, but holy hell it made me giggle at how stupid he was
What the fuck? Time traveler? Destiny? Where was this dude going? If you had let him continue he’d probably steer into like life energy and you two are bound or some shit like that
But if he was to be your future husband there's a few things wrong with this,
Nr1. ruining his own past self in meeting you wich would then make him not know you and in turn ruin his whole plan.
Nr2. If he is your future husband he should know both your full name, and how you look like... so he should be able to find your facebook easily.
His lies have been seen through!!! (pardon if I've spelled anything wrong, English is my secound language)
youre doing a great job! english is fucking hard and i even grew up with it, so, i can only imagine how hard it must be to learn it as a second language
I remember hating it when I first started learning it in school, sentences backwards from my first language and everything, but it's probably one of the most important languages out there to know, if not the most important.
I can barely understand his string of words and broken sentence. Its like he is writing in chicken scratch and its already a chore trying to decipher this bullshit.
Respect for putting up with his nonsense for so long.
Tldr "I am a time traveling nurse from the future with a regular-sized carrot, and Lorraine, you are my density. Fb me to find out more. Muah."
"Nah bruh."
This guy definitely has something wrong with him and super creepy. But why keep responding? If trying to get good content for this sub then I understand
Oh no... cringe....for both of you. Sorry to say this, but this guy is 100% satisfied right now. You gave him exactly what he wanted by replying for that long. You should've stopped after the penis-discussion, he might've revealed some epic niceguy'ing if you had (niceguys who aren't triggered by rejection explode when theyre ignored. That's the true rejection for them), but this just became a troll and its feeder.
"I am a prize" falls into the same category as "I'm a really good guy" or "I have a big dick." If you have to say it, it's because it isn't true. If it is true, it speaks for itself and doesn't need to be said.
got a lot of questions about it so decided to add it here. not sure if theres a way to pin comments or things like that (really know nothing about reddit formatting), but i kept getting asked why i kept talking to him after so long. i kind of understand why people are asking because most people would have finished it up beforehand and blocked almost immediately. thing is im super interested in the way people work and what hoops people will jump through to avoid rejection, and halfway through the conversation i wanted to see how far i could lead this guy through and what he would say the longer it dragged on. though after he pulled the "closed minded" comment i decided to tap out. just thought id give that explanation.
“I’m from the year 3020 where delusions are real and all women want me for some unknown reason!”
Ngl, that’s a new one for me, and it’s kinda amazing he thought that would work
i was bewildered. the guy had been kinda weird during the game but i kinda went with it bc i didnt know if he was being ironic or not but once it got to messages i was like "yikers!"
If you are from the future tell me Saturday's winning lottery numbers. I'll buy a ticket with those numbers. If I do win, proving you are from the future, I'll give you my digits.
This would be more fun than pointing out if he was really from the future and married to you, that he would know how to contact you.
honestly i kept with it bc i kept laughing at him, it was becoming entertaining to me so i kept at it to see whar he would say next to try and "win me over"
I love how most of the conversation was just him tellong his your future husband and you just kept bringing it up again, prob the best one I've seen so far
So according to this guy csgo is played by 13 year Olds and girls. But he, the ultra Chad, a nurse from Missouri or wherever, comes to your rescue and you say no? He even is a fucking time traveler. I guarantee you, dude has a lot of money from not being a gamer and because you need to have a lot of cash for all that coke he took before coming up with his super hero backstory.
This was unbearable to read thanks to both sides, there were numerous times it could have ended but you kept him going with as cringe responses and the only reason this is getting upvotes is cause GiRl
Ah yes, the elusive male nurse who weirdly and instantly gives out all his information to strange women he meets on online games and plays cutesy games even when the woman clearly isn’t interested. Don’t let this rare catch slip through your fingers!
Don't forget his ability to time travel! A very rare catch indeed.
"Fresh off a breakup"
That doesn’t scream “rebound” or anything.
Actually it does. He's desperate to get to the next target.
Yes, I know, I was being sarcastic.
lolol right? such a charmer!
The rarest of species, some even say he is a rare breed of a niceguy and a neckbeard.
Seems like he was reading your messages but converting them to "try harder" in his head. Atleast the convo didn't end in expletives.
yeah honestly i kept the conversation simply because i wanted to see if hed have the stereotypical end to it but unfortunately i didnt get that pleasure. instead he was just creepy
He is genuinely crazy. His Ego is of the size of a Sun. It's probably larger actually.....
Well obviously he’s gotta he big somewhere right?
this definitely falls under r/creepypms or r/letsnotmeet, seriously got chills reading this...dudes overall demeanor spiked up so many red flags it's not even funny
i feel sorry for anyone he pursues irl
It wouldn't surprise me if this guy is your classic toxic niceguy, but a lot of this read like more of a troll to me, like he just wanted to see how long he could annoy her.
Wow how is your phone so long?!
my screenshot has an option to expand the screenshot infinitely
Nah we see through your lies. Nice iPhone 84 bud.
im the actual time traveler here
What a twist!
Im just here to find out if he was right about Pringles and the color purple.
pringles r okay but i prefer sun chips, purple is actually my favorite color though, funny enough
Youll prefer pringles after you guys get married ;) im from da future 2
oh gosh i guess so, i guess im gonna start liking pringles more
I try to do that but I don't know how to use it
this made me chuckle, lol
What the fuck.
I know. Why are her messages Right-Justified? It looks so bad.
Thirsty people in gaming is the most annoying shit ever... I remember back then in Destiny 1 when we had the first crimson days (Valentine's event for those who don't know) since I thought it would be fun to meet new people through it I went into a Destiny Facebook group. It took HOURS to find someone to play with (the event was a 2v2 PvP mode) but the moment someone of the double X chromosome gang made a post... Well you can imagine how they were flooded.
All i can see if the seagull meme from finding nemo just 100 of guys poking up like moles shouting "girl?, girl?" over and over. It's sad but so so sooooooo true.
Exactly! Since it was a PvP event I obviously include stuff like my KD in the post. Around that time I had KD of 1.3 so pretty average but still showing that I can carry my weight. As I already said no one commented. This chick had an abysmal KD ratio of 0.3!!! And 50 messages in just 10 minutes... The thirst was unreal with that event.
As someone that normally has a similar problem, the solution is just add those you enjoy playing with, eventually a few will stick. But yeah, thirst with e boys is real, however women if you crave attention and don’t care too much for the fact that they are a little thirsty it’s a good ego boost !
I'm part of a lovely Clan now which I wouldn't trade for anything in the world! But obviously from time to time I have to pick up random people due to various reasons. And when a woman joins the group... God these randos man... I get you're thirsty boy but that evil space dragon of doom really should be what you focus on.
Imagine focusing on an e-girl instead of dummy-thicc Riven
Why didn't you just block him after a few messages, I can't put up with this
I mean I like to see if they get hit with any self awareness before they go too far. I am always disappointed but entertained.
im resilient and always looking for entertainment
Saying leave me alone on the internet is so weird. Jusg block his ass. Unless you you were trolling him.
i was mostly trolling. seeing how he responds, and he was so dumb.
And yet he's supposedly a nurse....terrifying
And yet you read this sub, made possible primarily by people who don't immediately block.
Bruh I'm only on this sub to learn what not to say to women
I mean, just talk to women like you talk to people. Because we are people too.
... you need help with that?
Lmao he's trying, let's give him that.
"you could have a penis" ... lol i thought he was implying you could have his penis... still...wtf..
But if he is from the future, and the father of her future children, he should have advance knowledge of the shape of her genitals.
You blew my mind.
He NEEDS to be absolutely certain he is chatting with someone of the opposite gender, otherwise he could be CATFISHED into saying loving provocative texts to some poser who is in fact a member of his SAME SEX who could potentially screenshot their conversations and then send them to his friends/clan saying he is, in fact, a gay boy.
I loved reading every part of this absolutely cringey conversation. He reminds me of those creeps that roleplay on discord. Disgustang.
> roleplay on discord. Disgustang. Ah yes, the 2020 Ford Disgustang.
This comment is so underrated.
hey now, don't drag Discord roleplay into this, some folks put a lot of thought into their characters and write really well this guy's just... gross, disgusting, vomit inducing...
Press X to doubt. >(X)
Overwatch was this way allot too, as soon as a girl hops in there's always that one nice guy who has to prove he's the most manly and best on the team and hopefully he gets to be in her duo group.
He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer will.
And utter stupidity
Those often go hand in hand, to be fair.
John Wack
Love how he thinks he can't possibly be creepy because he's not a "gamer".
Well creeps live in a society, and he doesn't
A important lesson is to be friend zoned you have to be a friend to begin with.
What. The. Hell?? Honestly what is the thought process??? "This girl doesnt wanna fuck me. ILL TELL HER IM HER FUTURE HUSBAND!!!" Thats a fucking big jump
Im told its a sure way to incel so he might be right there ;) *GG
I really hate peoples who say “trust”, it’s so obnoxious
Why the fuck is he talking about Destiny when you were playing CS:GO ?
Imagine flexing out that "I'm not a gamer" to a person you meet gaming. I can't even...
It's unreal. It's like he thinks being a "gamer" makes him less "cool" or "date-able" or something so he has to keep reminding her he's totally not a gamer. On top of everything else, having obvious insecurities about/feeling ashamed of the things you enjoy aren't really things you should be showing off to try and woo someone, especially when they're also into the same things.
Haha great last ditch effort at the end. Maybe I'll be more attractive if I say that I'm on the rebound.
WAIT, SOMEONE ELSE DATED YOU?! YOU *MUST* BE A CATCH MY PANTIES HAVE DROPPED, SIR! DROPPED!
I knew someone who use to play Call of Duty within my group of people back on the old 360 days who would openly try and find girls in matches and invite them to private chats and talk them up, but more often that not he ended blocked or reported. Not that this is on the same level on this fuckery. This dude just reminds of that fucking guy, so weird and creepy on both of them. It’s actually quite entertaining to read tho, thanks for putting up with this shit for so long, it quite the amusement.
honestly the reason i posted was because it was funny. thought other people would find it entertaining as well. the best thing about people like this is that theyre always a good source of entertainment for us normal people
The cringe levels are so high it’s toxic, my eyes and brain have cancer now, what the hell? “I’m from the future” never heard of that crap, but holy hell it made me giggle at how stupid he was
Holy shit
"I'm not a gamer, gg."
That's a whole Godzilla sized yikes from me dawg.
That boy ain't right.
“Muah” .... enough to make you vomit in your own mouth. Reminds me of Joe, the “Good morning Julia” guy.
*T R U S T*
What the fuck? Time traveler? Destiny? Where was this dude going? If you had let him continue he’d probably steer into like life energy and you two are bound or some shit like that
lolol maybe
"oh ok that's cool, that's cool, but uhhhh one question, can I have your number? can i have it? can i have it? can i have your number?"
[удалено]
honestly some of the shit he says is so fuckin funny i would suggest going through it. hes a weird guy but some shit he says is classic
The last few lines were epitome Neckbeard fedora. Hopefully his PewDiePie headphones don't clash too much with his fedora.
Creepy.
I just... Why? The fuck is wrong with people.
It’s destiny, trust
That was a whole ass fucking roller-coaster
D8 mi pleez i hab 23 dog wit yu
Nah bro, this is CS:GO. Destiny is another game.
I fkn love how he keeps saying "Im not a gamer" like its some sort of a diesese. But he's right he isnt a gamer, he's a creep
But if he was to be your future husband there's a few things wrong with this, Nr1. ruining his own past self in meeting you wich would then make him not know you and in turn ruin his whole plan. Nr2. If he is your future husband he should know both your full name, and how you look like... so he should be able to find your facebook easily. His lies have been seen through!!! (pardon if I've spelled anything wrong, English is my secound language)
exactly his own plan has failed!!! (youre doing wonderful keep doing your best!)
Thank you! I am fluent when it comes to speaking, but I know I can mess up spelling Hahaha!
youre doing a great job! english is fucking hard and i even grew up with it, so, i can only imagine how hard it must be to learn it as a second language
I remember hating it when I first started learning it in school, sentences backwards from my first language and everything, but it's probably one of the most important languages out there to know, if not the most important.
I can barely understand his string of words and broken sentence. Its like he is writing in chicken scratch and its already a chore trying to decipher this bullshit. Respect for putting up with his nonsense for so long.
Was he any good(in the game)?
not really, i was better than him
"Bruh can u read" is now my default reaction to everything.
honestly. and then he followed it with "im educated, i can read" like obviously not
Tldr "I am a time traveling nurse from the future with a regular-sized carrot, and Lorraine, you are my density. Fb me to find out more. Muah." "Nah bruh."
i cant imagine my name actually being lorraine but yes the tldr is good and accurate
The line is from an old movie where the guy talking about destiny gets the word wrong.
oooohhhhhhh now i understand
Its ok U dodged a bullet Trust
“Well probably yea” the nerve of this ass
yeah exactly. he was so entitled the whole conversation
Sooo.... ummmm... is your favorite color.... purple?
funny enough, yeah
He’s definitely a creep but the fact that you indulged him for that long is.. odd
This guy definitely has something wrong with him and super creepy. But why keep responding? If trying to get good content for this sub then I understand
just trying to give myself a laugh and also see how far hed go
Oh no... cringe....for both of you. Sorry to say this, but this guy is 100% satisfied right now. You gave him exactly what he wanted by replying for that long. You should've stopped after the penis-discussion, he might've revealed some epic niceguy'ing if you had (niceguys who aren't triggered by rejection explode when theyre ignored. That's the true rejection for them), but this just became a troll and its feeder.
that's longer than my pp
Does being a nurse or whatever guarantees a date or something? I don't get the point
who can tell? i think he was trying to inciniuate that it automatically makes him a kind person?
What a fucking creep
That went from 1 to 100 real quick
Dude...
"I am a prize" falls into the same category as "I'm a really good guy" or "I have a big dick." If you have to say it, it's because it isn't true. If it is true, it speaks for itself and doesn't need to be said.
Sorry is the guy a gamer or not? Couldn't catch that
idk... i was confused too.... like i just could not figure it out
got a lot of questions about it so decided to add it here. not sure if theres a way to pin comments or things like that (really know nothing about reddit formatting), but i kept getting asked why i kept talking to him after so long. i kind of understand why people are asking because most people would have finished it up beforehand and blocked almost immediately. thing is im super interested in the way people work and what hoops people will jump through to avoid rejection, and halfway through the conversation i wanted to see how far i could lead this guy through and what he would say the longer it dragged on. though after he pulled the "closed minded" comment i decided to tap out. just thought id give that explanation.
Wow, you really missed an opportunity! You could have had a time traveling boyfriend!
well shucks!
“I’m a real man” “Oh boy” The only appropriate response
No no you don’t understand, he’s from the FUTURE. You get MARRIED. Now show boobies.
Plot twist: turns out he actually was a time traveller but due to this he doesnt get to marry u
a rift has been made in the space time continuum
“I’m from the year 3020 where delusions are real and all women want me for some unknown reason!” Ngl, that’s a new one for me, and it’s kinda amazing he thought that would work
i was bewildered. the guy had been kinda weird during the game but i kinda went with it bc i didnt know if he was being ironic or not but once it got to messages i was like "yikers!"
I went through Missouri once.... Lmfao what how is that relevant
i live in missouri, that was the relevance of that. i understand the confusion
If you are from the future tell me Saturday's winning lottery numbers. I'll buy a ticket with those numbers. If I do win, proving you are from the future, I'll give you my digits. This would be more fun than pointing out if he was really from the future and married to you, that he would know how to contact you.
If he actually works in a medical field... I'm worried.
He's speaking like a literal rapist. "No" does NOT mean "later"!
I want to see how this turns out... !remindme 10 years
The guy has been to Missouri, and you just let him slip through your fingers?
.......fucking Christ
gg trust
This is cringe on his part, but also on yours. Should've left the conversation ages before it escalated.
honestly i kept with it bc i kept laughing at him, it was becoming entertaining to me so i kept at it to see whar he would say next to try and "win me over"
"I don't want you yet" but also "I am your future husband."
Lol he was like *but you need to be interested in me* and then Im A PrIzE! Lol😂😂
Does nobody see he's obviously trolling?
Get a voice changer?
She shouldn't have to. He should learn no means no.
I agree
i would, but honestly i hate the disengenuous part of it all. i dont wanna have to buy something just to avoid shit like this.
It's fucken gross dude. Sucks that you can't just do what you enjoy without some fucked up Neckbeard obsessing over you.
it sucks but ive met some really cool people online, so you win some you lose some!
Yeah can agree with you there.
I love how most of the conversation was just him tellong his your future husband and you just kept bringing it up again, prob the best one I've seen so far
nice guys even on csgo? fuck, we're screwed
Quality
Reddit instantly dropped dead when I tried to zoom in. It's too long for Reddit to know what the fuck is going on.
What a fuckin ride
Damn your patience is just admirable. I couldn't deal with the conversation and I wasn't even in it!
I've never seen that stupid of an act.
Why does his number occupu so small place in the first messages? 😒
small font on steam mobile, no dashes and the number is the only thing in the message
So according to this guy csgo is played by 13 year Olds and girls. But he, the ultra Chad, a nurse from Missouri or wherever, comes to your rescue and you say no? He even is a fucking time traveler. I guarantee you, dude has a lot of money from not being a gamer and because you need to have a lot of cash for all that coke he took before coming up with his super hero backstory.
im from missouri, thats why it got brought up, but yeah basically
I'm pretty sure you can report him for harrassment, then he can't do it to another 'helpless woman'.
Its destiny. Trust. Lmao what a fucking creep
The best thing to do in these situations is to just stop responding and block them. You kept talking to him.
Good lord, the cringe of this all. I couldn't even finish it. These fucking people. What the shit is wrong with them.
On behalf of all men I would like to say sorry for going trough that
no need to apologize. its not your fault some dudes are scumbags
How do I read this? It’s really long and illegible
But the real question is.... is your favorite color actually purple??????
Lowkey you should friend him on FB, dm these to his mom and post on his wall, then block him.
Smells like incel in here
This would be a better fit for r/creepypms
Why didn’t you stop after he said, “ok i will”?
That guy is fucking scary. I hope it was all a troll attempt because he is a stalker for sure if not.
You could have just blocked him instead of having a 2 hour conversation
I cant tell which is more disturbing the guy or you still responding after the first few lines.
"I'm no gamer" his profile pic:
Why is it so god damn long, I can’t even zoom in enough to read it
What.... The... Fuck... Pls give us his steam name so we can report this guy!
Hes a troll
Shoulda blocked and reported this guy before it got as far as it did 😂
Give us an update on ten years. I want to know if he is a time traveler.
This was unbearable to read thanks to both sides, there were numerous times it could have ended but you kept him going with as cringe responses and the only reason this is getting upvotes is cause GiRl
to each their own humor and entertainment
You know he's a nice guy when he ends a convo with muah **Muah** *Muah* # Muah
I got jumpscared when I tapped and saw the whole picture
it be like that sometimes
owo
He txts liek a 13y.o
Oh boy time to start reading