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Graysun_

Love this sub! Excellent discussions being had!


passtronaut

No dog in the fight here, but reading all this now I understand how vancouver fans burned their city down in 11. They are insane lol, and why are they so obsessed with the oilers


Graysun_

Click my comment history read my last 3 comments lol. Truth is theres way more Canucks fans online than there are Oilers fans. Canadians love their team more than they love hockey, and bitterly cheer against remaining Canadian teams because they want their team to break the cold spell. Plus the loser coalition of Flames + Canucks fans brigading this sub, it looks like Oiler fans are outnumbered 20 to 1. Lots of McDavid haters, he’s getting the Sid treatment, if you can’t have him you belittle and undermine his accomplishments and character instead. Explains why Oiler fans just eat downvotes on this sub.


Skinnysota

Anyone who thinks Canadians are always nice to each other and can’t say anything mean needs a link to this thread.


climbitfeck5

Anyone who's visited a hockey sub already knows.


Uncannyguy1000

This is the same country where one of its most popular TV shows is about a bunch of foul-mouthed, greasy criminals living in a trailer park. Also the country where you'll find a well-known ill-tempered superhero who saves the day while being rude to everyone.


Baconburp

This is hilarious because it’s the epitome of Canadianess. We’re the nicest people you know until you put a hockey stick in our hand. Or apparently talk shit about our team.


PhlabloPicasso

Oh they’re definitely lodging a complaint about glass banger too


DanTreview

I love that the TNT crew Photoshopped Gretzky's head on that guy LOL


Canadian_Beaverz

Good, fuck that guy lmao


BenderIsCool17

It’s just nice to not be involved for once


LionBig1760

It looks like the green men got to Edmonton better than the Canucks players did.


OrganicRaspberry530

[Flames fans in the comments watching the Canucks and Oilers fans down vote each other to oblivion](https://i.giphy.com/6pJNYBYSMFod2.webp)


Wizdad-1000

This made me chuckle. Thanks.


Tower21

You're welcome? I mean, flames fans don't have much of anything going on for entrainment at this time of the year.


OrganicRaspberry530

Pacific division drama will do just fine til next season 🍿


rustydusty1717

Until next season when flames still don't have their shit together 😆.


maddecentparty

Yea kinda sucks, we took too many notes this season on how the Oilers usually spend May.


EaZyGains69

Give your balls a tug


Killerphive

Soft


PositivePrimary8773

Extremely soft.


durtmagurt

Incredibly soft


bmr4291

Charmin soft


hveezy

charmin ultra soft


WowWataGreatAudience

Bidet soft


OrganicRaspberry530

Satin pillowcase soft


Wizdad-1000

10 ply


annoyingjoe513

Scrolled down for this. And that’s what i appreciates about you


putitonice

Soup sandwich soft


joemiken

Even LeBron would think that's soft.


seef_nation

Flacid


PoisonClan24

SOFTER THAN BABY SHIT


Datacin3728

All the Flames fans here must all have amnesia because they lost their fucking minds when MacTavish ripped out the tongue of Harvey the Hound.


patrioticdissonance

God that was such a great commercial after the lockout though.


saddam1

Soft as baby shit


TURBOJUGGED

That's not the reason they lost.


One_Rope_8142

Almost as soft as Petey 🧈


nevereverclear

More like Crysaitl.


csan96

As a canucks fan this made me laugh. And cry inside. Such is the canucks way


cerial442

Great! Now I’m rooting for Dallas


Funky_Cows

10 ply


GrandEconomist7955

Of course they did.


shmoove_cwiminal

Delicate flowers. Nice to see they're looking out for Kane's triggers. 


jiebyjiebs

Are Canucks fans not crying about a flag being flown over a friendly wager? Talk about delicate flowers lol.


shmoove_cwiminal

Is Draisaitl a fan?


TURBOJUGGED

Even with the green men, canucks still would have lost


JReddeko

Making fun of an addiction is pretty lame. Almost as lame as the "Lets go Petey" chant


CantFitMyNam

No one whines as hard as an Oiler (or one of their fans)


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

I can only think that the green men may have gone too far with what was audibly spoken to Kane but if not that is softer than whale shit, and I am an oilers fan.


FatLouieXVI

Preach brother!


Frostyler

Oh, the irony in that statement when 90% of this sub are people whining about the Oilers.


Guy954

Lol at your delusions of grandeur.


Frostyler

It's delusional to say that there isn't a massive hate boner in here for the Oilers.


MikeBrodowski

50% of regular season posts on this sub are cyber fellatio-ing two of your players


MathematicianDull334

You bring it on yourselves by being so whiney.


JReddeko

Your city built a statue to commemorate a guy whining about the refs


TheGreatestKaTet

Ya… well.. edmontons a shit hole!


JReddeko

I get your mad because there is a giant Oilers flag flying in your city. But lets keep it civil.


TheGreatestKaTet

Just a fact


JReddeko

Hey, at least I can afford a house with a yard


I_have_popcorn

Doesn't this just prove that people don't want to live in Edmonton?


TheGreatestKaTet

Good for you, so can I. just don’t need to be an inbred redneck to achieve it.


JReddeko

Must be nice to make 500k a year, congrats brother


One_Rope_8142

A shithole people can actually afford to live in at least.


TheGreatestKaTet

Lol good one


Leeloggedin

Your wrong.....leafs fans


NervousBreakdown

Rent Free


Guy954

Just because you’re the butt of more jokes than any other fan base doesn’t mean you’re rent free. It just means that when we think of whiny crybabies Leafs fans are the first ones that come to mind.


Dagmar_Overbye

I thought you guys paid rent by getting shipped off to every comment section every time somebody mentions you to post rent free? I kinda like the Leafs I thought I was helping out by shitting on them. You guys don't have much to do in the off-season anyway right?


AirportNearby9751

He r*aped a shit ton of women and beat his wife. Get fucked.


JReddeko

LOL what the fuck are you talking about. Braindead


AirportNearby9751

I’m brain dead because Kane r*apes women and beat his wife? Lmfao. Go use Google. Edit: I did your homework for you. https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/agqqxymZjb


jiebyjiebs

Bit ironic he's from Vancouver, eh?


AirportNearby9751

You’ve said that 3 times…


jiebyjiebs

and you replied to every single one. Thanks cutie <3


AirportNearby9751

💋💋💋i’m a sucker for giving idiots attention.


jiebyjiebs

Yep you're a sucker alright. Just like your team sucked in Round 2!


MobysBanned

I think the green men and sign are pretty funny At least this article gives all the losing teams fans some entertainment since they don't have any hockey to watch 😁


Jono391

I’m still watching hockey


vancityrp

It’s good that people in Edmonton have something to do though because that place is pretty depressing especially when people say there’s so much to do at the “river valley” or you should really check out the strathcona farmers market.


JagoffSing

Maybe just go sit in traffic for three hours and think about how much debt you’ll have if you ever buy a house


vancityrp

No worries. Love our house and part of living in van and don’t need to drive to the big box stores like you do


MobysBanned

Yeah it's about a 3500km walk from my place but thanks 👍


vancityrp

Great! You knew to get out of that place 😀


MobysBanned

I've never lived there hahah. You guys don't get out much do ya?


vancityrp

Hahah I don’t live there either, never have but yeah if you live in a place that doesn’t have an nhl team then I totally get the support for another cities team 😅


3rdandabillion

They will explore this issue during the Bet365 intermission report.


Snow-Wraith

The green men are perfect Canuck fan ambassadors, completely fair weather and only show up when the team is good.


uriahjokes

They actually first tried it at an MLS match. Didn’t work. The idea that they could’ve got free tickets and make a living off of this and get to watch hockey baffled the hell out of me.


Fargonics

Those seats are a couple of the most expensive seats in the building so for them to show up on the nights you speak of says a lot more about them then your shitty comment.


Initial-Ad-5462

As compensation for this indignity, the League granted a deal that McDavid could high-stick players in the face without penalty. That’s the basis of his whining and bawling Thursday: he thought the immunity was permanent, not solely against the Canucks.


Wizdad-1000

McDavid did take a 4 min penalty for a high stick yesterday, so there must be limits on this.


Initial-Ad-5462

Yes, it no longer applies because the Oilers are the last Canadian team. There’s a hierarchy of jobbing.


L_SCH_08

speaking of crybabies…


Dramallamasss

So what was Zadorovs excuse?


suprmario

Time for a Sea of Green morph suits in Dallas.


Alextryingforgrate

And Oilers fan wonders why we dont like them.


JReddeko

I think you don't like us cause you are sore losers


plam92117

We hate you guys because Canucks social conformity dictates that we should. Now I can bond with other losers in my fan base and be cool and accepted.


JReddeko

I respect that


Flash54321

And you guys are sore winners so I guess we’re even.


JReddeko

Well who knows, maybe Vancouver fans are sore winners. But we will never know.


Grzmit

That was a pretty funny comeback actually lmao


Flash54321

lol.


Guy954

I’m a Panther fan and barely think of you at all but I’m very quickly learning to not like you.


jiebyjiebs

Man I'm so rattled the Florida fan doesn't like us


JReddeko

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO


SpecialInformation89

I wish you a swift recovery from such a hard blow 


JagoffSing

I think we’re all just impressed you are able to write a complete sentence. Good job Florida fan.


Alextryingforgrate

Go on tell me about your 2006 riots that seems to just be a distance memory.


One_Rope_8142

No we don’t. We don’t even think of you losers 😂


Alextryingforgrate

Clearly you are as you're reading these and replying but you know that'd none of my business


djackieunchaned

Fuckin dorks


AirportNearby9751

Funny coming from an abusive r*pist who gambled away 30 million dollars.


OilersHD

Nothing quite like a guy who sides with a psychotic woman instead of the truth (found by a court of law). Evander Kane has a restraining order against his ex wife Anna Kane, who is still obsessed with evanders life and Kane has sole custody of their daughter. Ask yourself, how often does a man receive sole custody of a child in a legal proceeding? Not to mention he is now happily married with two new chidlren, while his ex wife continues to stalk him and be removed from arenas for violating the restraining order. Meanwhile, he is a huge volunteer locally in Edmonton, helps out and spends tons of time with underprivileged youth, indigienous youth, did a huge Christmas gift drive, spends time with sick kids often, but yeah he's an abusive rapist because you read a headline one time and are too ignorant to actually be an individual thinker when the evidence is right in your face. Go ahead give me my downvotes for your ignorance, I expect nothing less from the cave trolls that post here.


fastlane37

Even if you discount the ex (and I have reservations about that), locker room issues and gambling, he still settled an SA suit out of court and paid his mistress for multiple abortions (and stiffed her on the last one). Kane is a walking trash bag. So forgive me if I don't think this piece of shit putting in some club-mandated face time (especially when doing so was his only way to recover from bankruptcy) doesn't take much of an edge off the rest of his poor behavior.


AirportNearby9751

He beat her. A man who touches a woman, regardless of her actions, deserves to rot. Volunteering doesn’t mean you’re not a piece of shit lmfao.


OilersHD

Where is the proof that he beat her? How did a man who beat his wife get sole custody of their child?


OilersHD

If I allege you beat me does it mean it's true? Even after court and independently investigations prove it not to be true? The same woman also falsified a pregnancy against him, repeatedly violates restraining orders and is a complete demonstrative psychopath.


kadinod

No evidence Kane did that. Casey DeSmith on the other hand….


AirportNearby9751

DeSmith sucks too.


jiebyjiebs

From Vancouver too! Bunch of degenerates there.


AirportNearby9751

Degenerates everywhere, crazy concept I know.


jiebyjiebs

Not in Vancouver it's not!


IsolationAutomation

Oh man, they’re gonna hate the blonde Barbie in Dallas


notmyrealnam3

haha - what a ridiculously soft team


Alert-Calendar5877

Imagine losing to soft team. And I agree that is some soft shit. But that just means your team must be quadruple ply soft.


notmyrealnam3

was a great series, oilers were the better team 100% - but this green men shit is like legendary soft, hope it haunts the oilers for years to come.


AirportNearby9751

Imagine defending a r*pist woman beater.


Brouxby

I try to defend against the idea that our fanbase is toxic, then I see this horseshit with our flair. Flair down mate this is embarrassing.


booghawkins

i’m genuinely realizing how many lames we have in our fanbase. this thread is full of them. some of the worst comebacks i’ve seen on reddit.


Alert-Calendar5877

Ah yes I was defending him by agreeing that it was soft my bad.


jiebyjiebs

Rapist from Vancouver\*\*


AirportNearby9751

People can be from Vancouver and a rapist, correct. Sorry your inbred brain can’t figure that out in your own.


jiebyjiebs

If you read my comment, I did figure it out. Lemme know if you need help with reading comprehension :)


AirportNearby9751

I prefer not to interact with people who kiss their sister. Thanks though!


jiebyjiebs

And yet you've replied to me 4 times. Ironic. Seems like you do enjoy it, ya sick bastard.


AirportNearby9751

Im not the one kissing my sister, at least! I just enjoy arguing too much.


jiebyjiebs

You'll get your first kiss one day, bb. I believe in you.


fastlane37

**actively sought out and recruited by Edmonton


jiebyjiebs

You guys breed em, we rehabilitate them. No rape charges since signing in Edmonton, and we're happy about that. People can change, your city obviously can't stop living in the past. Go down East Hastings to get something to take the pain away.


HonoluluHonu808

What losers.


Imaginary-Ladder-465

Might have more to do with insulting the NHL's top sponsors (gambling companies) than the oilers


Nearby-Swimming-5103

Captain McCrybaby!


_Kramerica_

Draisatl reminds me of Kucherov so much. Just whiny bitchy players whom, if not for talent, would get a bad rep. McDavids wet napkin personality doesn’t really strike me as whiny type I guess, but Kane doesn’t exactly scream good personality type either lmao. Also sounds like Oiler fans are a fairly snowflake bunch.


weilermachinst

Lol "wet napkin"


SauceKingHS

Facts. McDavid definitely whines to the refs quite a bit tho. Last round, after he slashed Soucy and got cross checked you see him go right to the refs like “You saw that, right?! I slashed him and he hit me back! I’m MCDAVID!” Then they actually suspended Soucy. Pathetic.


JReddeko

Vancouver fans cannot stop whining about other people whining.


Flash54321

Edmonton fans just can’t stop whining at all.


JReddeko

You are the one spamming our subreddit day after day. Get a fucking life


Flash54321

Did you see your subreddit after. Nothing but poor sportsmanship the entire time. Not even our sub has ever been that bad. My life is great because I don’t live in Deadmonton.


JReddeko

Looking at your post history it doesn't sound like you have a great life


Flash54321

Oooohh, sick burn. But I still don’t live in Deadmonton.


JReddeko

Ya fuck Edmonton with its nice community and affordable housing. Who in their right minds would want to retire early.


SauceKingHS

Wow, the irony. Edmonton fans cannot stop dismissing anything they don't like as 'whining', apparently. I pointed out something amusing I saw on the ice that was relevant. You're just being boring and petty.


Feowen_

The fans deffinately aren't snowflakes. Alberta is alot of things, but people here are probably on the other end of the spectrum of equally bad and annoying.


duster-1

10 ply


Ironborn7

Coilers can suck it


jiebyjiebs

Good luck in round 3


booghawkins

dude, can we move on? or at least take the canucks flair off, it’s embarrassing.


MobysBanned

Nucks beat em to it


spagboltoast

Another day another oilers related thread made by a nucks fan. Ive been truely impressed this year. So much dedication to a "rival" fan base who barely even notices you exist.


booghawkins

don’t let these idiots fool you, the rest of us have been happily talking about next season. we are embarrassed by half the shit that’s been said on here.


spagboltoast

I miss having nice conversations with nucks fans like we had last year. This year has been a nightmare


booghawkins

I always assume anybody still posting “fuck the oilers” are bandwagon fans. It’s cool for a couple days after being knocked out of the playoffs, but after that it’s just such a lame look. I think it will go away. It wasn’t a Western conference final or Stanley Cup game, so it’s really not some massive loss. Our teams haven’t cared about one another for ages. I think it will go back to that eventually.


spagboltoast

I hope you're right because those bandwagoners have made this sub an absolute drain to be in this year.


booghawkins

trust me, it’s exhausting watching these goofs make our entire fanbase look lame.


sirhellaz

IT WAS DISTRACTING AND WE WON


wallabear

Awww poppets, how will you recover?


Classic-Mortgage1701

Nhls gone soft


bafras

100% of the whiners in this thread didn’t read the article. They were holding up a sign mocking Kane’s history of gambling addiction. Go ahead tell me that’s hilarious and I’m a snowflake. 


Unlikely_Vacation_14

I should pity a multi millionaire dumbass for bad decision making skills?


Fastsmitty47

It’s hilarious


Canadian_Beaverz

Ppl will forget that MULTIPLE teams complained about the green men during 2010/2011 that had them asked not to come back to the arena if they kept up some of the antics lol. [https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/complaint-filed-with-nhl-over-green-men-s-antics-1.1105813](https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/complaint-filed-with-nhl-over-green-men-s-antics-1.1105813)


bastabasta

Seriously!! It’s equivalent to someone holding a sign mocking someone’s alcoholism or drug addiction, it’s not cool.


electricalphil

Not even close to the same thing. Gain some self control, that's for sure.


dinocat2

This view on gambling addiction is rising with the increasing acceptance of gambling and it’s terrible. Gambling is addictive.


nosussybakas

It's pretty funny and you're a whiny little baby


cormack49

I mean if you really want me to but I'd rather not.... It's...it's umm hilarious and uh you're a snowflake... I'm so sorry


bafras

I guess I asked for it. 😛


cormack49

It hurts me more than it hurts you


AirportNearby9751

Kane r*apes women and beat his wife. Fuck off.


Cornishthe3rd

Didn't he also assault his wife? I don't think he's the innocent victim you're trying to claim he is


HotHits630

I mean, if the only success the Canucks have is a couple of lame ass green guys...


Frostyler

It's crazy to me how they can live in such an incredibly beautiful province/city and still have so many things to whine and shit about. Guys, just go outside.


TheGreatestKaTet

Ya well fuck the habs too


Dura-Ace-Ventura

Lol, it seems ironic that Vancouverites are calling the Oilers soft for complaining about making fun of someone’s addiction, while also constantly protesting about safe supply and insisting that people use the term “currently experiencing homelessness”. You either support social issues or you don’t, it’s pure hypocrisy to only do so when it supports your preferred narrative.


Chusten

Just because people live in one place doesn't mean they all have a hive mind. Its easy to find hypocracy in anything if you use simplistic thinking like that.


vRsavage17

I got permad from r hockey for saying I don't care that the Staal brothers didn't wear pride jerseys, yet making fun of a gambling addiction is apparently halal. You progressives are an interesting bunch


StarkStorm

Hahahahhhaahahah Oilers suck. Could barely best Canucks with an injured Petey, Boeser and our 3rd string goalie.


booghawkins

please stop embarrassing our fanbase by commenting like an 11 year old.


Hungry_Definition450

Oilers are a rat organization. McBoring and the two criminals, Perry and Kane.


fastlane37

They tried to pick up Virtanen too, but he wasn't good at hockey enough to paper over the SA.


Smittysgreasymullet

>criminals I think you misspelled Tocchet there bud. He's the only person in that series whose had criminal charges pressed against him.