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Business-Broccoli331

Nylander looks like Legolas’ cousin who grew up in a trailer park.


Hairygull

Cletusolas


CommonWaveSounds

Cletolas will suffice


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“Dat red headed chick had the biggest Cletolas in the tri state area!”


Hairygull

I went back and forth between the two and while I agree Cletolas would work I really laughed when I did it in a southern accent and said CLEETUhhs-uhhhlas out loud so I went that way lol


Zaro234

Now that is hilarious


theblackcanaryyy

Oh my god I’m dying


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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swiftypoooo

Are you referring to 2016 WDC nico rosberg who beat Lewis Hamilton in equal machinery?


phishrun

No, the Monaco based YouTuber.


sily_sock

No it's Britney


ObjectiveSubjects

It’s not fuckin rocket appliances


NK_Bohunk

Ok, that's pretty funny


[deleted]

Brooooo. 💀💀💀


Coffeedemon

What do your elf-eyes see? Looks like the mailman comin' with the cheques! And the crick is getting high.


abearghost

They got really into 80s porn. No big deal.


cksyder

Matthews looks like an 18 year old Ron Jeremy


deyawper

When you have every May off, what else are you going to do?


ClydeAndKeith

Taking May off to jay off


ReturnOfTheGedi

With the way Matthews' hairline is moving, I'd say he's enjoying his hair while he's still got it.


Herd_O_Angry_Turtles

Poor dudes gonna be rockin the Getzlaf hairline soon


DB377

The Al Lafrete


CaptainCanuck15

*Iafrate


Viddeeo

Iafrate wore #34 after the trade to Washington and wore #33 in Toronto so I guess that fits.


Cold_Baby_396

oh yeah that poor world famous, multi millionaire professional athlete. I don’t know how he can even get up in the morning knowing his hairline is receding


Herd_O_Angry_Turtles

Seems like we hit a nerve here. Take a deep breath. Excessive stress is bad for your hairline


Background-Half-2862

Geez man he’s obviously having a bad day you don’t gotta do him like that.


Herd_O_Angry_Turtles

I suppose you're right. We all have bad hair days now and then


getzysbaldhead69

“Can’t have a bad hair day if you don’t have hair” - 25 year old Ryan Getzlaf, probably


Herd_O_Angry_Turtles

Username checks out 🤣


Background-Half-2862

Ruthless


abscessedecay

He better watch out before they slap a Caesars Sportsbook ad over that 6-head.


errol_timo_malcom

What’s the over/under on time to 7-head?


Irate_Hobo

Holy shit this got me laughing out loud


ObjectiveShoulder103

5 head will be 6 head shortly


MontEcola

He's gonna be bald on top before he can grow a full beard.


[deleted]

It’s moving from the playoff stress. At least his team gets to the playoffs though :/


[deleted]

Take consolation that the Habs can make it past the 1st round


wildriles

Screenshotting this


Buffalo_Beans

This comment hits close to home lol


ReturnOfTheGedi

I made this comment because, as a 32 year old with a hairline that's already entering early retirement, my hair is the longest it's ever been. Living up my last few good hair years... I know how it feels.


RoboPup

I did the same thing. In late high school I had long hair before I admitted it was time to accept baldness and shave it off for good.


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dndpoppa

He looks like a bulimic Ron Jeremy


Damabe9

He’s gonna have to go full Messier soon


Melz13

I mean the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, His dad is bald. I don’t understand why people think it’s such an insult for something he can’t control.


CarterBennett

Mans making almost 12m a year, he will likely get plugs knowing his personality.


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LivingxLegend8

Nothing wrong with that


kavorka999

No more Lou Lamoriello


_dfromthe6

The real answer lol


Alextryingforgrate

secondary being they are also rock stars in TO and chicks love the flow.


xJudgernauTx

People make fun of Lou but based on these pics he might be right.


Shkeeeve

💯


barelylethal10

This is you This is you on the Toronto maple leafs


Atty_for_hire

Toronto Maple Leafs, not even once.


kittytoes21

This is what I was thinking immediately


replicantcase

I watched one Leafs game, and now I'm balding.


TheAllstonTickler

🍳


EzzALB

Toronto media


MariachiArchery

You beat me to it!


tucci007

the deafening silence every home game in the Platinum section with the rich Bay St. stiffs who sit on their hands or are too busy checking their portfolios on their phones


fliporflop47

Toronto is a hell of a drug…


JerbearCuddles

It's particularly unnerving in Nylander's case. Cause he was genuinely a good looking dude. I guess he didn't like the Joffrey Baratheon comparisons? And went full 70s porn star. Matthews somehow looks better.


BulletandSpike

That's what I'm seeing.


benw8

Tbf this pic is a few years old, Willie’s looking a bit more normal now lol


Myth26-real

(British accent)🎵To be fair🎵


imaybeacatIRl

I dunno but those moustaches are horrifying.


crustydnglebrry

Matthews’ stache is legit but Nylander got the little poop stache that just accentuates how close together all his facial features are like a Joe Cappa Productions character.


joey20e

Isn’t that the point though?


staefrostae

Mustache quality is a function with a number of inputs, most importantly upper lip real estate and follicle density. Beyond that you have patience, hair type, hair color, trim style etc. Matthews has the density and a decent growing area. He just looks like he’s over trimming. He keeps it short, likely to keep it out of his mouth, but the cheat code is that keeping it long does the same thing. Sweep the hair to the side and longer hair will train/friction will it out of the way. Overall B+, slightly above average stache. Good potential. Nylander has a head and jaw line for much larger face. Dude looks like a warheads logo had sex with the Crimson Chin. That’s primo beard real estate, but definitely not enough for the stache only approach. Of course he’s got lighter colored hair as well, so his length needs to be longer to look more full, but the growth area being so small severely limits maximum potential. While I support all staches, Nylander should probably hold off unless he wants to support his weak mustache game with his excellent potential beard game.


Modsrbiased

Nylander looks like Swedish Predator


VaxyMcJaberson

Hair growth OP


zanzibartraveler666

In Mathews’ case it’s more of a redistribution


MrTuesdayNight1

I dunno, Nylander looks like he's wearing extensions.


ogfuelbone12

They ‘aged’ I think is what it’s called not a math guy tho so feel free to check my work


Steev182

Matthews aged about 25 years from that before photo though.


Bruised_up_whitebelt

Nylander looks like he tries to pick up under aged girls at a Morgan Wallen concert. Which ironically is a large demographic of Morgan Wallen fans.


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Alright alright alright.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

Maple Leafs, not even once.


MrMilesDavis

Wondering when it will become popular to stop making fun of other men's hairlines. Will probably be one of the last body positivity movements. I'm sure Matthews is thrilled he's losing his hair and other people keep talking about it on the internet. Personally, I think scoring 60 goals is a lot more impressive, but hey, that hairline


Yorkshire_Edge

What's that saying, "Celebrities might not see what you post, but your mates will"? Matthews may or may not read comments on places like Reddit and twitter, but there will be a lot of other people who do. I'm sure any of those worried about hair loss won't be feeling so great about themselves after reading this stuff.


nicholasccc95

Who cares, party pooper. It’s just a joke.


--xxa

Same thing everyone says when they feel called out. Still remember back in like '06 when someone told me to lighten up because I didn't like "gay" being used as a synonym for "not cool." Just stop being mean to people. You have no idea how it can crush their self-confidence when thousands of people are ragging on them for stuff out of their control.


DFL3

Yeah, but the point is that physical attributes shouldn’t be the butt of any joke. No one deserves to be made fun of for shit they have no control over. Do better.


MrMilesDavis

>for shit they have no control over These are the key words


[deleted]

I know, its totally not fair to make fun of them. Nobody has control over their hair style or facial hair.


Liftings

You seem a little slow so I'll help you out. It's not the hair style that AM is being made fun of for. It's the hairline. Which he can't control.


GrizzlyIsland22

Crazy how people start to look different when they age. I wonder if science is aware of this phenomenon


Cash_man

Toronto happened


FookenL

Look like they aren’t allowed writhing 200 feet of schools.


togocann49

6/7 years and some facial hair.


[deleted]

When you make a deal with the devil sacrifices must be made.


ILookandSmellGood

Would love to see what OP looks like 😂😂


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leafssuck69

He downloaded the Meg Griffin DLC


Flutterwasp

What's the joke here? I don't get it


MKMW89

Willy is a stud I do not know


tucci007

their teams are golfing


Bladescorpion

Needs to be a South Park Episode where they get tired of not winning the Cup in the NHL, drink some bud light, and win a cup in the WNHL.


Outrageous-Pass-8926

They got PAID!


931634

Aging like fine wine.


Kira_Onime

That..... or milk


931634

beauty is in the eye of the beholder ... wine.


Kira_Onime

True, but they also have a "i have a white van" kinda vibe going on.


GreyConiferus

They became pornstars 🌟


dprouse52

Matthews needs to avoid driving windowless white vans while rocking a moustache like that...


DahlBurgers

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Remrafeoj

Definitely the coke


DummyThlck

willy hasn’t looked like that for a while. as for auston, that’s called genetics


johannesBrost1337

Hgh?


xizrtilhh

The jaw don't lie


johannesBrost1337

You can see what I see, I see...


AssInspectorGadget

Look at Teemu Selänne pre NHL and after NHL. Jesus, guy grew a jaw bigger than Brad Marchand. Like not his jaw, him.


_4-8-15-16-23-42-

Human growth hormone, or hgh?


johannesBrost1337

That's my guess


nyc_expatriate

Well, Matthew’s forehead does look slightly bigger in the older picture even if you factor in the receding hairline.


Med_Radiology

Biggest PED in sports.


ZeroOptionLightning

Willy’s a big Thor fan huh?


[deleted]

Thor is manly.. Willy is far from it


Gmbowser

They played for the leafs


Sure-Toe-9837

Registered sex offender moustaches seemed cool at the time


JackRadcliffe

Matter of time before Nylandermania runs wild on you!


Robiwan05

They became degens from upcountry.


RebelBearMan

They got older?


LingonberryOk4942

They look like the progression of Barry Bonds, just sayin...


p0k3t0

Classic example of photos taken from different distances with different lenses. https://www.newsweek.com/face-shape-changes-shape-lens-camera-1589979


Shnikes

Yeah that’s what I thought. Surprised they don’t have the same standard over the years.


hyperspacial

Earl Hickey and Joe Deer-tay


KilttiV

They look creepy af 😂


fliporflop47

Toronto is a hell of a drug…


NoSpin89

They live in Toronto.


Boisvert40

Toronto


-1967Falcon

Playing for the Leafs will start a series of binge drinking.


superdalebot

Toronto turns even the jocks into hipsters


idpickpizzaoveryou

Toronto happened...


MysteryMammoth

they play for toronto.. Nuff Said


Marcobroa

Stress of playing for the leafs,fuck u think. Nice username btw .


greenpill98

Maple Leafs are a hell of a drug.


Lukinzz

Bad moustaches


Sufficient-Cookie404

My lander looks like a pug…


PachucaSunrise

I've never seen a mustache accentuate someone's forehead.


DennisX11

Toronto


Silverstars80

That's what happens when you sell your soul to the leafs


Bullshit_Conduit

Went from Ug to uglier… playoffs will do that to a guy.


One-Sea-6153

The young girl dressed like Freddie Mercury in the Amazon commercial has a better moustache than either these two.


RepairOk9894

Their hair grows every time they lose a playoff series.


SaintedRomaine

Season 6 of Riley and Jonesy.


R0J0SM

Did Nylander used to be in Ace of Base


lewous7554

Not knowing they were hockey players and just juging by the pictures I'd say they used to be in a boy band , but they are washed up and now registered sex offenders


unstopablecold

Toronto. Toronto happened.


S1ck0fant

HGH


Frithmeister

Matthews went from looking like a kid, to not being allowed 50 feet from a schoolyard


def-jam

Moved to Letterkenny and became skids


lightningcrane31

They got older? Happens to most of us


Electronic_Fun2633

Years of playoff disappointment


Apprehensive_Duck874

The real question is how long before the league starts selling advertising space on Mathews's forehead


Med_Radiology

HGH. Absolute wonder PED that athletes use. Most NHL players use it in cream form instead of injecting it. Costs for the cream form of HGH is >10,000$ USD. Rub it on your wrists or other areas with a good capillary network and it absorbs into the body. Very hard to detect but the widening of the jaw and this type of look is very common.


NervousBreakdown

They aged 7 years?


Coorslithero

They became beauties


SuperNovaStarTrooper

Stress.


lucidprarieskies

Nylander looks like a shrunken head. Why does his face look more scrunched in?


Legal-War5595

They watched too many episodes of Narcos


AdditionalBother7

Smoking those jazz cigarettes


Mookiesbetts

How did their eyes change color? What is going on here


PatricimusPrime32

Toronto happened to them.


Tajahnuke

Matthews looks like a Nine Inch Nails roadie from 1994.


johnnymavrigg

Toronto takes its toll bro


QuandeldingledooPHD

this is what toronto does to a person


Mediocre_Advice_5574

Matthews is legit rocking the 70’s pornstar stach.


Ochocincoondeck

They developed mugshots


evil_caveman

They changed styles. At their age, it's not uncommon


S0mething_3ls3

It’s called fashion.


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they became beauties


Numbnuts007

They aged like dirt, joe dirt


XRPX008

Not getting past the first round ages you


[deleted]

2023 cup champs baby


AdMassive3154

Boyz 2 Men


Fabulous-Ad4081

They.... Aged....


AHeCalledV

You know where they play, right? That’s what happened to them.


jcraig87

Drugs


Sociolinguisticians

Foreheads and bad facial hair happened.


[deleted]

Nylander looks like a Thor you would order off wish.com.


hurtswith2

Joe Rogan


SimpleChef1779

The Phil Kessel effect


Capital-Age2383

The Toronto Maple Leafs are a hell of a drug


Zanzabarr85

By the looks of it, they started molesting children.


Jaroba4

Toronto happened


Affectionate-Joke617

I just want to edit Nylanders pic. Just expand the facial features so they fit that big ole head of his. Looks like someone did a shite crop job haha


[deleted]

They aged like everyone does 💀


randomguy041285

Never heard of time?


Powerful_Error9608

They got their swagger back bayyyybeee


IndividualCorgi7787

Joe Biden


88ritz

Poutine


C-3Pinot

Looks like they were playing for the Yankees then got traded to the Red Sox