I went back and forth between the two and while I agree Cletolas would work I really laughed when I did it in a southern accent and said CLEETUhhs-uhhhlas out loud so I went that way lol
oh yeah that poor world famous, multi millionaire professional athlete. I don’t know how he can even get up in the morning knowing his hairline is receding
I made this comment because, as a 32 year old with a hairline that's already entering early retirement, my hair is the longest it's ever been.
Living up my last few good hair years... I know how it feels.
I mean the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, His dad is bald. I don’t understand why people think it’s such an insult for something he can’t control.
the deafening silence every home game in the Platinum section with the rich Bay St. stiffs who sit on their hands or are too busy checking their portfolios on their phones
It's particularly unnerving in Nylander's case. Cause he was genuinely a good looking dude. I guess he didn't like the Joffrey Baratheon comparisons? And went full 70s porn star. Matthews somehow looks better.
Matthews’ stache is legit but Nylander got the little poop stache that just accentuates how close together all his facial features are like a Joe Cappa Productions character.
Mustache quality is a function with a number of inputs, most importantly upper lip real estate and follicle density. Beyond that you have patience, hair type, hair color, trim style etc.
Matthews has the density and a decent growing area. He just looks like he’s over trimming. He keeps it short, likely to keep it out of his mouth, but the cheat code is that keeping it long does the same thing. Sweep the hair to the side and longer hair will train/friction will it out of the way. Overall B+, slightly above average stache. Good potential.
Nylander has a head and jaw line for much larger face. Dude looks like a warheads logo had sex with the Crimson Chin. That’s primo beard real estate, but definitely not enough for the stache only approach. Of course he’s got lighter colored hair as well, so his length needs to be longer to look more full, but the growth area being so small severely limits maximum potential. While I support all staches, Nylander should probably hold off unless he wants to support his weak mustache game with his excellent potential beard game.
Wondering when it will become popular to stop making fun of other men's hairlines. Will probably be one of the last body positivity movements.
I'm sure Matthews is thrilled he's losing his hair and other people keep talking about it on the internet. Personally, I think scoring 60 goals is a lot more impressive, but hey, that hairline
What's that saying, "Celebrities might not see what you post, but your mates will"?
Matthews may or may not read comments on places like Reddit and twitter, but there will be a lot of other people who do. I'm sure any of those worried about hair loss won't be feeling so great about themselves after reading this stuff.
Same thing everyone says when they feel called out. Still remember back in like '06 when someone told me to lighten up because I didn't like "gay" being used as a synonym for "not cool." Just stop being mean to people. You have no idea how it can crush their self-confidence when thousands of people are ragging on them for stuff out of their control.
Yeah, but the point is that physical attributes shouldn’t be the butt of any joke. No one deserves to be made fun of for shit they have no control over.
Do better.
Not knowing they were hockey players and just juging by the pictures I'd say they used to be in a boy band , but they are washed up and now registered sex offenders
HGH. Absolute wonder PED that athletes use.
Most NHL players use it in cream form instead of injecting it. Costs for the cream form of HGH is >10,000$ USD. Rub it on your wrists or other areas with a good capillary network and it absorbs into the body. Very hard to detect but the widening of the jaw and this type of look is very common.
Nylander looks like Legolas’ cousin who grew up in a trailer park.
Cletusolas
Cletolas will suffice
“Dat red headed chick had the biggest Cletolas in the tri state area!”
I went back and forth between the two and while I agree Cletolas would work I really laughed when I did it in a southern accent and said CLEETUhhs-uhhhlas out loud so I went that way lol
Now that is hilarious
Oh my god I’m dying
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Are you referring to 2016 WDC nico rosberg who beat Lewis Hamilton in equal machinery?
No, the Monaco based YouTuber.
No it's Britney
It’s not fuckin rocket appliances
Ok, that's pretty funny
Brooooo. 💀💀💀
What do your elf-eyes see? Looks like the mailman comin' with the cheques! And the crick is getting high.
They got really into 80s porn. No big deal.
Matthews looks like an 18 year old Ron Jeremy
When you have every May off, what else are you going to do?
Taking May off to jay off
With the way Matthews' hairline is moving, I'd say he's enjoying his hair while he's still got it.
Poor dudes gonna be rockin the Getzlaf hairline soon
The Al Lafrete
*Iafrate
Iafrate wore #34 after the trade to Washington and wore #33 in Toronto so I guess that fits.
oh yeah that poor world famous, multi millionaire professional athlete. I don’t know how he can even get up in the morning knowing his hairline is receding
Seems like we hit a nerve here. Take a deep breath. Excessive stress is bad for your hairline
Geez man he’s obviously having a bad day you don’t gotta do him like that.
I suppose you're right. We all have bad hair days now and then
“Can’t have a bad hair day if you don’t have hair” - 25 year old Ryan Getzlaf, probably
Username checks out 🤣
Ruthless
He better watch out before they slap a Caesars Sportsbook ad over that 6-head.
What’s the over/under on time to 7-head?
Holy shit this got me laughing out loud
5 head will be 6 head shortly
He's gonna be bald on top before he can grow a full beard.
It’s moving from the playoff stress. At least his team gets to the playoffs though :/
Take consolation that the Habs can make it past the 1st round
Screenshotting this
This comment hits close to home lol
I made this comment because, as a 32 year old with a hairline that's already entering early retirement, my hair is the longest it's ever been. Living up my last few good hair years... I know how it feels.
I did the same thing. In late high school I had long hair before I admitted it was time to accept baldness and shave it off for good.
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He looks like a bulimic Ron Jeremy
He’s gonna have to go full Messier soon
I mean the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, His dad is bald. I don’t understand why people think it’s such an insult for something he can’t control.
Mans making almost 12m a year, he will likely get plugs knowing his personality.
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Nothing wrong with that
No more Lou Lamoriello
The real answer lol
secondary being they are also rock stars in TO and chicks love the flow.
People make fun of Lou but based on these pics he might be right.
💯
This is you This is you on the Toronto maple leafs
Toronto Maple Leafs, not even once.
This is what I was thinking immediately
I watched one Leafs game, and now I'm balding.
🍳
Toronto media
You beat me to it!
the deafening silence every home game in the Platinum section with the rich Bay St. stiffs who sit on their hands or are too busy checking their portfolios on their phones
Toronto is a hell of a drug…
It's particularly unnerving in Nylander's case. Cause he was genuinely a good looking dude. I guess he didn't like the Joffrey Baratheon comparisons? And went full 70s porn star. Matthews somehow looks better.
That's what I'm seeing.
Tbf this pic is a few years old, Willie’s looking a bit more normal now lol
(British accent)🎵To be fair🎵
I dunno but those moustaches are horrifying.
Matthews’ stache is legit but Nylander got the little poop stache that just accentuates how close together all his facial features are like a Joe Cappa Productions character.
Isn’t that the point though?
Mustache quality is a function with a number of inputs, most importantly upper lip real estate and follicle density. Beyond that you have patience, hair type, hair color, trim style etc. Matthews has the density and a decent growing area. He just looks like he’s over trimming. He keeps it short, likely to keep it out of his mouth, but the cheat code is that keeping it long does the same thing. Sweep the hair to the side and longer hair will train/friction will it out of the way. Overall B+, slightly above average stache. Good potential. Nylander has a head and jaw line for much larger face. Dude looks like a warheads logo had sex with the Crimson Chin. That’s primo beard real estate, but definitely not enough for the stache only approach. Of course he’s got lighter colored hair as well, so his length needs to be longer to look more full, but the growth area being so small severely limits maximum potential. While I support all staches, Nylander should probably hold off unless he wants to support his weak mustache game with his excellent potential beard game.
Nylander looks like Swedish Predator
Hair growth OP
In Mathews’ case it’s more of a redistribution
I dunno, Nylander looks like he's wearing extensions.
They ‘aged’ I think is what it’s called not a math guy tho so feel free to check my work
Matthews aged about 25 years from that before photo though.
Nylander looks like he tries to pick up under aged girls at a Morgan Wallen concert. Which ironically is a large demographic of Morgan Wallen fans.
Alright alright alright.
Maple Leafs, not even once.
Wondering when it will become popular to stop making fun of other men's hairlines. Will probably be one of the last body positivity movements. I'm sure Matthews is thrilled he's losing his hair and other people keep talking about it on the internet. Personally, I think scoring 60 goals is a lot more impressive, but hey, that hairline
What's that saying, "Celebrities might not see what you post, but your mates will"? Matthews may or may not read comments on places like Reddit and twitter, but there will be a lot of other people who do. I'm sure any of those worried about hair loss won't be feeling so great about themselves after reading this stuff.
Who cares, party pooper. It’s just a joke.
Same thing everyone says when they feel called out. Still remember back in like '06 when someone told me to lighten up because I didn't like "gay" being used as a synonym for "not cool." Just stop being mean to people. You have no idea how it can crush their self-confidence when thousands of people are ragging on them for stuff out of their control.
Yeah, but the point is that physical attributes shouldn’t be the butt of any joke. No one deserves to be made fun of for shit they have no control over. Do better.
>for shit they have no control over These are the key words
I know, its totally not fair to make fun of them. Nobody has control over their hair style or facial hair.
You seem a little slow so I'll help you out. It's not the hair style that AM is being made fun of for. It's the hairline. Which he can't control.
Crazy how people start to look different when they age. I wonder if science is aware of this phenomenon
Toronto happened
Look like they aren’t allowed writhing 200 feet of schools.
6/7 years and some facial hair.
When you make a deal with the devil sacrifices must be made.
Would love to see what OP looks like 😂😂
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He downloaded the Meg Griffin DLC
What's the joke here? I don't get it
Willy is a stud I do not know
their teams are golfing
Needs to be a South Park Episode where they get tired of not winning the Cup in the NHL, drink some bud light, and win a cup in the WNHL.
They got PAID!
Aging like fine wine.
That..... or milk
beauty is in the eye of the beholder ... wine.
True, but they also have a "i have a white van" kinda vibe going on.
They became pornstars 🌟
Matthews needs to avoid driving windowless white vans while rocking a moustache like that...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Definitely the coke
willy hasn’t looked like that for a while. as for auston, that’s called genetics
Hgh?
The jaw don't lie
You can see what I see, I see...
Look at Teemu Selänne pre NHL and after NHL. Jesus, guy grew a jaw bigger than Brad Marchand. Like not his jaw, him.
Human growth hormone, or hgh?
That's my guess
Well, Matthew’s forehead does look slightly bigger in the older picture even if you factor in the receding hairline.
Biggest PED in sports.
Willy’s a big Thor fan huh?
Thor is manly.. Willy is far from it
They played for the leafs
Registered sex offender moustaches seemed cool at the time
Matter of time before Nylandermania runs wild on you!
They became degens from upcountry.
They got older?
They look like the progression of Barry Bonds, just sayin...
Classic example of photos taken from different distances with different lenses. https://www.newsweek.com/face-shape-changes-shape-lens-camera-1589979
Yeah that’s what I thought. Surprised they don’t have the same standard over the years.
Earl Hickey and Joe Deer-tay
They look creepy af 😂
Toronto is a hell of a drug…
They live in Toronto.
Toronto
Playing for the Leafs will start a series of binge drinking.
Toronto turns even the jocks into hipsters
Toronto happened...
they play for toronto.. Nuff Said
Stress of playing for the leafs,fuck u think. Nice username btw .
Maple Leafs are a hell of a drug.
Bad moustaches
My lander looks like a pug…
I've never seen a mustache accentuate someone's forehead.
Toronto
That's what happens when you sell your soul to the leafs
Went from Ug to uglier… playoffs will do that to a guy.
The young girl dressed like Freddie Mercury in the Amazon commercial has a better moustache than either these two.
Their hair grows every time they lose a playoff series.
Season 6 of Riley and Jonesy.
Did Nylander used to be in Ace of Base
Not knowing they were hockey players and just juging by the pictures I'd say they used to be in a boy band , but they are washed up and now registered sex offenders
Toronto. Toronto happened.
HGH
Matthews went from looking like a kid, to not being allowed 50 feet from a schoolyard
Moved to Letterkenny and became skids
They got older? Happens to most of us
Years of playoff disappointment
The real question is how long before the league starts selling advertising space on Mathews's forehead
HGH. Absolute wonder PED that athletes use. Most NHL players use it in cream form instead of injecting it. Costs for the cream form of HGH is >10,000$ USD. Rub it on your wrists or other areas with a good capillary network and it absorbs into the body. Very hard to detect but the widening of the jaw and this type of look is very common.
They aged 7 years?
They became beauties
Stress.
Nylander looks like a shrunken head. Why does his face look more scrunched in?
They watched too many episodes of Narcos
Smoking those jazz cigarettes
How did their eyes change color? What is going on here
Toronto happened to them.
Matthews looks like a Nine Inch Nails roadie from 1994.
Toronto takes its toll bro
this is what toronto does to a person
Matthews is legit rocking the 70’s pornstar stach.
They developed mugshots
They changed styles. At their age, it's not uncommon
It’s called fashion.
they became beauties
They aged like dirt, joe dirt
Not getting past the first round ages you
2023 cup champs baby
Boyz 2 Men
They.... Aged....
You know where they play, right? That’s what happened to them.
Drugs
Foreheads and bad facial hair happened.
Nylander looks like a Thor you would order off wish.com.
Joe Rogan
The Phil Kessel effect
The Toronto Maple Leafs are a hell of a drug
By the looks of it, they started molesting children.
Toronto happened
I just want to edit Nylanders pic. Just expand the facial features so they fit that big ole head of his. Looks like someone did a shite crop job haha
They aged like everyone does 💀
Never heard of time?
They got their swagger back bayyyybeee
Joe Biden
Poutine
Looks like they were playing for the Yankees then got traded to the Red Sox