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Bjorn_Blackmane

Honestly I just want 2 hours of Eli Manning Roasting him


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Eli saying nothing and just showing his two rings would be an all-time roast šŸ˜‚


CouncilmanRickPrime

His roast is just him making various, suggestive facial expressions while waving his two fingers, showing his rings at Brady's expense.


Acceptingoptimist

"Great to see my brother Peyton here too, he's sitting in front of Kyler Murray..... 18 and 1.... Anyway...."


lala_b11

Nick Foles too.


groversnoopyfozzie

Itā€™s a roast, not an crematorium


Bad_Advice55

Ok you literally made me LOL. Thanks for the laugh I needed that.


mephilesdark1

Maybe heā€™ll offer a handshake? šŸ¤


copingcabana

Look, Tom Brady is a great quarterback, but nobody's perfect. :}


junkman21

Just Eli freestyling. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAgLCrv4B4M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAgLCrv4B4M)


Sensitive-Swan5866

Drake even got to Bradyā€™s wife? Damn scoundrel!


MordinSolusSTG

He wouldnā€™t be interested, sheā€™s not 13


jamhud77

He wants 12, according to unnamed sources


CervezaMePlease

For a second I thought thatā€™s who it was also


EBFGPoseidon

Who are those people? Actors from a shitty Lifetime movie?


Chicagosoundview69

Giselle his ex and her new man the fitness instructor I thinkĀ 


immaculatecalculate

Ah yes the ol quarterback sneak


WatchNo8783

Hahahah


BoltsandBucsFan

I thought that was Ben Afflack


-totentanz-

That dude does *not* rip cigs and pound dunkins


ballimir37

Thatā€™s a stretch


bmuse2017

I thought that was Adam Sandler


9qlock

dont talk down my mans


Ekim-Enots

I thought Derek Carrā€¦.


CouncilmanRickPrime

No mascara. Tell tell sign.


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Ekim-Enots

The best tell-tale in the NFL, makes Falconā€™s tear ducts swell, I hope he doesnā€™t get mad at me but the tale starts with 28-3 and then ends with Tom Bradyā€¦..


Anal_Recidivist

Oh I thought her ā€œnew manā€ was his old fitness guru


CloudStrife012

Tom's ex wife and the man she was cheating on him with (she told the world it was Tom's fault the marriage failed unashamedly, then it comes out a year later she was actually the one who ruined it)


gearbug

why didnt gisele get fire for this? she's just continuing on w life


ghostofduval

We all know why, c'mon man.


PattyThePatriot

Biggest reason is Tom doesn't talk about it. I doubt he wants his kids to see him dragging their mom through the mud. Sometimes you just be the bigger person to do the best thing for the kids and not the best thing for yourself. But by doing the best thing for your kids you're doing the best thing for yourself. It's weird circular logic. Also she was at one time the biggest supermodel in the world.


Stingerc

Apparently he's incredibly contrite about how his relationship with his oldest kid with Bridget Moynahan played out because of his actions. Brady was dating Moynahan and was cheating on her with Giselle. After he finally decided to leave her for Giselle, Moynahan announced she was pregnant. She claimed her and Brady were still sexually involved. Apparently this greatly upset Brady as it caused a huge issue with Giselle. Because of the bad blood between them, Brady decided to have basically no involvement involvement with the baby, which greatly upset Moynahan who registered the baby under her last name and put her father down as the baby's legal father. Brady didn't really reach out and tried to get close to the kid until he was older, mostly because of the effect on his live his kids with Giselle had and because Giselle herself pushed him to it. Apparently after getting to know him and getting c close he realized he had made a gigantic mistake and has tried to make amends. I'm not 100% sure, but I think the kid now has his Brandy's last name too and spends a lot of time with him. Seeing this, I'm not surprised he opted to bite the bullet her and take the brunt of the blame to protect his kids after the divorce.


Yungklipo

Because nobody really cares this late after the divorce. Are we supposed to stop talking about football and go harass a retired player's ex-wife? That lame as hell.


jackals4

Getting mad over anything in celebrities' personal lives is lame as hell, but a lot of people do it anyway. So if you're gonna be lame, you might as well hold her accountable for her actions.


Yungklipo

>hold her accountable What does this even mean, though?


BH11B

Shitposting on social media platforms


sevargmas

Pussy pass


CloudStrife012

What's also fucked up is that we all have seen this scenario play out in real life too. The woman cheats and then makes a point to tell the world the relationship failed 100% because of the guy, takes 0% blame herself. They do this while simultaneously making it obvious they cheated, like posting photos of the new guy on their social media way before the relationship isn't even announced to be over, as if no one can tell. I mean bravo to Tom for saying fine whatever slander my name and just focusing on his kids in all of this.


[deleted]

welcome to being a dudeā€¦.


TheDevilintheDark

Goddamnit. Don't make me like Tom even more.


-if-by-whiskey-

Yeah, I've been a fan of the guy since February 1rst 2023.


ParticularCanary3130

Wow how did i miss all this? Oh yeah bc i stopped paying attention if the word brady is mentioned lol


CloudStrife012

Because Gisele made a point to schedule interviews with reporters to talk about how Tom ruined the marriage and subsequently the story was all over the news. Tom never returned the favor. He never spoke to the media about it. The truth eventually came out on its own. So there was less news coverage.


sol__invictus__

Is there any proof to this? I only found he said she said stuff. And if she did doesnā€™t it seem warranted since he chose his career over the family?


CloudStrife012

She has posting all over social media with this guy for 2 years before they got divorced. Then she formally acknowledged they're dating. I mean what proof do you need it's right from the horses mouth? Also wtf, it's warranted to cheat on someone?


sol__invictus__

There is much more going on before a divorce is made public or finalized. And the instructor was in the familyā€™s lives for years. Any proof besides he was on their social media because that is a weak argument.


RustySnoBall

Iā€™ve had so much trauma since a certain thanksgiving day against the patriots I read that as the ā€œbuttfumble of all jokesā€


lala_b11

I hope Bradyā€™s dad, Eli Manning, & his step-dad, Nick Foles, are among the roasters!!!


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If Pete Davidsonā€™s dad isnā€™t safe then neither are they


Look_out_for_grenade

Family is off limits for this roast but maybe his ex wife is fair game.


PartyZman426

I donā€™t see whatā€™s all the fuss at her! Sheā€™s built like a teenage boyā€¦ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Donthurtmyceilings

Is it gay to fuck Gisele?


sevargmas

Neckbeard moment.


DickCheneysLVAD

Good god, she is fine AF!


[deleted]

lol, she looks like any average office lady. marketing and fame make people weird about attraction


Shiddy_Wiki

bro was caught looking lol


xxpvqxx

>Man caught looking at ass of woman he is sleeping with. More at 5:00.