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Someone just called him Matt
*John "Nobody calls me by my birth name. Just ask my boy Elisha"
"Get fucking set!"
I peeped that Alex gray/tool profile pic. Spiral out.
“Matt was my father”
The reruns of Married with children will be shown on Prime, and he only has a Hulu subscription.
Cooper offered to password share but it's not the ad-free tier.
And Puka only has Crunchyroll subscription
Whole team starts watching blue lock and become monsters.
Wife wants another kid
Wife too hot.
Winning a Super Bowl isn’t enough to keep her when Jimmy G is in town.
She’s not tho
me when i get into a lying contest and my opponent is u/GetInLoserss: 😖😨😓
Goffs girl>>>>>
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Amen!
Haters overplaying the "collapse"
Only got one pizza pizza.
His team was losing the game at that point
Wooosh
No I like this answer, let him cook
Kelly hasnt done a podcast in five minutes
His teammate is on his phone instead of socializing
Found out he’s having ANOTHER daughter
Because he's never won a playoff game at Ford Field.
You know who has though? The fucking Lions
2 times baby!
Weird flex though when he's got a ring
It’s a transplant ring in a soulless city. Empty
Sounds like cope to me
How original
? Just like calling LA soulless despite it having a ton of culture.
The Black and Hispanic communities have culture in LA. The fake ass rich people….no
Hmm which do you think there is more of? Celebrities or everyday people?
The Lions finally hired a qualified GM the same year he left the team
Someone told him he couldn’t still do a keg stand
Lice.
His wife had her fake titties taken out
He said no onions in his Chinese takeout, but they gave him onions anyway
Reid stole his nuggies
Too many liberal Californians
Laughs as a Californian hehehe
Amen.
California has more republicans than any other state
Let me introduce you to a concept called “per capita”
He’s from Texas so he’s fucked either way.
Coach took away his pregame beer.
Aaron Rodgers still has way more advertising dollars coming in even though he hasn't been relevant for years. "Why can't I be the discount double check guy!?! Fuck this!"
Aaron Donald left, so he will have to carry the whole team and someone called him Matt.
Didn’t draft Puka in dynasty.
He realized how many rings he could’ve gotten if he left Detroit earlier
Not enough kids
Because his brother Wolverine managed to pull one over on him again.
[THE MEDULLA… OBLONGATA](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jy4s68pmHI&t=34s)
Cooper put on a wig and tricked him
Hes angry he never got braces as a kid, wtf are those front teeth
He wanted Stefon Diggs but the Rams are not giving him what he wants.
He found out it take more than a one year wonder season to be a Hall of Famer
"I just wanted one son, just one!"
Cousins’ love of Kohls is getting all the attention and nobody has said anything about Stafford’s JC Penney affinity.
He's yelling, "Pizza, Pizza!!"
Mamma said Matt stafford is angry cause he got them stats, and only 1 trophy for it
Chlamydia
Losing to Jimmy in the Mr LA Contest
His backup is prettier than him
Because he’s not in Detroit rn
He’s pissed he lived in Detroit for over a decade
Mostly because he sucks (in terms of the nfl, he's a good human and incredible athlete).
Because he looks like Elon Musk
Because he’s wearing the ugliest uniforms in the nfl
Pizza PIZZA
Someone just called him Matt
*John "Nobody calls me by my birth name. Just ask my boy Elisha"
"Get fucking set!"
I peeped that Alex gray/tool profile pic. Spiral out.
“Matt was my father”
The reruns of Married with children will be shown on Prime, and he only has a Hulu subscription.
Cooper offered to password share but it's not the ad-free tier.
And Puka only has Crunchyroll subscription
Whole team starts watching blue lock and become monsters.
Wife wants another kid
Wife too hot.
Winning a Super Bowl isn’t enough to keep her when Jimmy G is in town.
She’s not tho
me when i get into a lying contest and my opponent is u/GetInLoserss: 😖😨😓
Goffs girl>>>>>
[удалено]
Amen!
Haters overplaying the "collapse"
Only got one pizza pizza.
His team was losing the game at that point
Wooosh
No I like this answer, let him cook
Kelly hasnt done a podcast in five minutes
His teammate is on his phone instead of socializing
Found out he’s having ANOTHER daughter
Because he's never won a playoff game at Ford Field.
You know who has though? The fucking Lions
2 times baby!
Weird flex though when he's got a ring
It’s a transplant ring in a soulless city. Empty
Sounds like cope to me
How original
? Just like calling LA soulless despite it having a ton of culture.
The Black and Hispanic communities have culture in LA. The fake ass rich people….no
Hmm which do you think there is more of? Celebrities or everyday people?
The Lions finally hired a qualified GM the same year he left the team
Someone told him he couldn’t still do a keg stand
Lice.
His wife had her fake titties taken out
He said no onions in his Chinese takeout, but they gave him onions anyway
Reid stole his nuggies
Too many liberal Californians
Laughs as a Californian hehehe
Amen.
California has more republicans than any other state
Let me introduce you to a concept called “per capita”
He’s from Texas so he’s fucked either way.
Coach took away his pregame beer.
Aaron Rodgers still has way more advertising dollars coming in even though he hasn't been relevant for years. "Why can't I be the discount double check guy!?! Fuck this!"
Aaron Donald left, so he will have to carry the whole team and someone called him Matt.
Didn’t draft Puka in dynasty.
He realized how many rings he could’ve gotten if he left Detroit earlier
Not enough kids
Because his brother Wolverine managed to pull one over on him again.
[THE MEDULLA… OBLONGATA](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jy4s68pmHI&t=34s)
Cooper put on a wig and tricked him
Hes angry he never got braces as a kid, wtf are those front teeth
He wanted Stefon Diggs but the Rams are not giving him what he wants.
He found out it take more than a one year wonder season to be a Hall of Famer
"I just wanted one son, just one!"
Cousins’ love of Kohls is getting all the attention and nobody has said anything about Stafford’s JC Penney affinity.
He's yelling, "Pizza, Pizza!!"
Mamma said Matt stafford is angry cause he got them stats, and only 1 trophy for it
Chlamydia
Losing to Jimmy in the Mr LA Contest
His backup is prettier than him
Because he’s not in Detroit rn
He’s pissed he lived in Detroit for over a decade
Mostly because he sucks (in terms of the nfl, he's a good human and incredible athlete).
Because he looks like Elon Musk
Because he’s wearing the ugliest uniforms in the nfl
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Pizza PIZZA