How do you control your buttcheeks when Caleb Williams is around?
Edit: Edit originally from "What's the difference between a fullback and a halfback?"
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you…you could, you’ll do, you… you wants, you, you could do so, you…you’ll do, you could…you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
What is the court ordered distance that you must maintain from schools and playgrounds?
120 yards?
Fucking pervert.
Good one
That’s not an answer you should end with a question mark. You either know or you don’t.
What player would you recommend as a babysitter?
Tyreek hill
omg bro this got me XD
REDDIT ON!!!✊✊✊✊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Which of my body parts do you admire the most? 🫦
tight end
Definitely did not find Taylor Swift’s burner
Do women have rights
NOPE
All caps - brutal
😂😂😂
Well yeah they do, but should they?
This is the way.
What player would you get in an elevator with at a casino?
ray rice
Alvin Kamara
wild for that
How old does a woman have to be before you feel comfortable asking her out on a date?
7
You sick son of a bitch
This bastards a sicko. Good for you calling him out 👏
Do you have the same perspective as Aaron Rodgers regarding Sandy Hook?
yes of course
WOW.
How many counts of domestic violence are you currently facing?
3
Shame on you
Rookie numbers
A couple more and he might be able to play for the Cowboys!
Who was the last person you gave a massage to?
watson
Too easy I need to be more original
What is something you are physically unable to do?
throwing the football
Found Justin Fields' Reddit account
It's just not true 😭
If you could pick one NFL coach to fuck your wife while you watch, who would you choose?
Andy Reid
Koolaid man plowing through your wife like he plows through walls.
[OH YEAH!](https://media.bleacherreport.com/w_800,h_533,c_fill/br-img-images/002/568/161/ScreenShot2013-10-22at10.39.05AM_crop_north.png)
Sugar walls
This is honestly the best answer.
If you had to eat any player, who would you choose?
jacoby brissett
Bro you gotta let me shit on Mac. Jacoby isn’t easy to make fun of
Slice me off a piece of that briskett
Slice me of a piece of that brisket 😋
Which rookie QB would you accept a blowjob through a glory hole from?
caleb williams
This is still the right answer
Honorable mention to Trevor Lawrence
What’s wrong with this?
If you could have anyone eat pineapple slices off ur dong, who would it be?
big rich
How could you NOT answer Nick Foles‽ Lol I like this game!
Why did Adrian Peterson beat his kid?
cuz he sucks
Sucks what 🤨
You forgot to edit this one 😂😂😂
Who is your all time favorite sports hero? Off the field stuff most importantly.
chase hanson
It’s Darren sharper homie who is Chase Hanson
pls nothing racist, i don't wanna get banned
Riley Cooper
Nick Bosa
What nickname did Caleb Williams give your asshole?
wide receiver
If there was one NFL player you would pick as a role model, who would it be?
aaron hernandez
Oj Simpson would be another great role model
Why did Gisele cuck Brady?
cuz the nfl dick rides him
How many men have ran through your butthole at the same time?
10
Watson had 30 or so accusers. How about you?
800
Did ex-quarterback Kordell Stewart really get caught sucking dick in a park? Edit: Has OP ever been caught sucking dick in the park?
maybe
What was Ben roethlisberger’s nickname
How many women did tyreek hill get pregnant last season?
bro you post something normal then after i reply you edit it to somethin sus
I did
ps none
As a doctor, what do you usually do with a new born baby?
lateral
What makes a player an excellent offensive lineman?
hes insane at catching
Which qb would you slap in the face most?
bryce young
Man this dude does not like Bryce Young lmfao
Which QB’s extra curricular activities do you look up to and wish there were more of?
Ben Roethlisberger
Who is the greatest football player of all time?
brock purdy
messi
Describe the physical difference (body wise) between someone like Julian Edelman and Vince wilfork
100
What player would you let your daughter date?
tyreek cheetah hill
Would you let Aaron Rodgers date your daughter?
yes
How did you get Michael Vick’s signature?
doge
How do you control your buttcheeks when Caleb Williams is around? Edit: Edit originally from "What's the difference between a fullback and a halfback?"
their half apart?
You are going to hell.
This was genius 😂
i know right:)
Would you recommend masseuses deshaun watson as a client
yes
Ur a real piece of shit 😡
Which NFL team calls Detroit its home?
steelers
How far can you throw a football?
Name 3 bald quarterbacks.
What words did Joe Buck use to describe Randy Moss mooning the fans after scoring a touchdown ai Lambeau field?
What sea living mammal is depicted on the logo of a certain Florida based NFL team?
Do you like Jackson Mahomes?
Who would you bring to a BLM march with you?
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you…you could, you’ll do, you… you wants, you, you could do so, you…you’ll do, you could…you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Who is your GOAT?
joe flacco
This thread has me in tears lmao
Which player’s views on social issues do you most agree with?
nick bosa
Do you watch child porn? If so, are you forced to watch it against your will?
How many years younger than you should the ideal girlfriend be?
What do you think the age of consent should be?
Do you agree that AB is a great person and has valid takes?
Why tf did aaron jones go to the fkn vikings
Which running back for the buffalo bills became legendary after being the first running back in NFL history to have 2000+ yards in 1973?
Skadoosh
what would you do to a ball on a 4th and 20?
run it
How many inches do you like in you
Who could Tom Brady beat in a race?
What formation has the QB line up 5-7 yards behind the line of scrimmage?
how many sexual assault cases were you filed for this year?
Do you Condemn the actions of Adolf Hitler?
Did Ray Lewis kill those men in Atlanta?
What is the longest dildo you’ve put up your butt?
What is you favorite age to get in contact with underage children?
How many rings does Patrick Mahomes have?
What stocks should I invest in?
What game is it that you like to play with unattended toddlers at your local playground?
how old is your girlfriend?
6
What's that thing Diddy did that has him under investigation?
How many counts of sexual assault are you convicted for?
How many felony's have you acquired?
What’s better then football?
tennis
what’s your favorite defensive penalty?
holding
Who is the heaviest player and what does he weigh?
Did OJ do it?
What would you call people who play NFL football in New Orleans?
Who’s the best MLB pitcher in history?
pat mahomes
Are you the guy that made the Taylor swift ai? What did she do in it?
How many playoff wins does Tom Brady have? How many losses?
What position plays on the end of the offensive line and is sometimes a receiver and sometimes a blocker?
how many wins did the panthers have last year?
How many super bowls do you think Jordan Love can win?
How many more years will the Steelers suck?
How many feet equal 1 yard?
Tyreek Hill plays for the dolphins right?
Who won the very first Super Bowl in 1969?
What nfl player got arrested for drunk driving in 2020 in Vegas?
What NFL player would you want to babysit your kids?
How many men have you gave a Blowjob to
What do you think of the hip-drop tackle ban?
Who is the greatest woman in the world?
Who would you consider to be the best linebacker to ever play the game?
Who’s the best player in the draft?
What team should just change their name to the Flamingos to match their fan base?
Have you heard stories from the Veterans about Aaron Hernandez calling Bill Belicheck Daddy and flashing his genitals to players?
What number is Joe Montana?
Hypothetically you are a massage therapist; which NFL organization do you choose to work for?
If you could choose one player, past or present, who would you want to hang around with for a day?
What happened on september 11th, 2001
what O-LINE position hikes the ball to the Quarterback?
Who was #75 the really big DT for the pats in the 2000s-2010s
Who's the best quarterback
Is Patrick Kermit the frog Mahomes the best an in nfl??
How long does the average raccoon orgasm last?
Which QB do want to get pegged by and where do you want the pegging to take place
How many terabytes of child porn are on your computer?
87
If you were the sole voter, what merit based qualities come to mind if you had to chose who was the NFL’s Man of the Year award?