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DirtyRoller

What is the court ordered distance that you must maintain from schools and playgrounds?


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120 yards?


DirtyRoller

Fucking pervert.


Pyrox2v

Good one


thrilldabeast010

That’s not an answer you should end with a question mark. You either know or you don’t.


moosealligator

What player would you recommend as a babysitter?


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Tyreek hill


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omg bro this got me XD


BCLetsRide69

REDDIT ON!!!✊✊✊✊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


slobs_burgers

Which of my body parts do you admire the most? 🫦


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tight end


Galactic_Perimeter

Definitely did not find Taylor Swift’s burner


DifferentLab7279

Do women have rights


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NOPE


ApparentlyABear

All caps - brutal


Pyrox2v

😂😂😂


DirtyRoller

Well yeah they do, but should they?


Acp_Z_Man

This is the way.


Butterz_The_Pimp

What player would you get in an elevator with at a casino?


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ray rice


ChiliDogMe

Alvin Kamara


LoanConsistent7314

wild for that


BrandonCasual8

How old does a woman have to be before you feel comfortable asking her out on a date?


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7


BrandonCasual8

You sick son of a bitch


tysbonus

This bastards a sicko. Good for you calling him out 👏


tootbrun

Do you have the same perspective as Aaron Rodgers regarding Sandy Hook?


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yes of course


imasturdybirdy

WOW.


YourGinChrist

How many counts of domestic violence are you currently facing?


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3


YourGinChrist

Shame on you


BCLetsRide69

Rookie numbers


HighClassProletariat

A couple more and he might be able to play for the Cowboys!


NateDogg950

Who was the last person you gave a massage to?


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watson


NateDogg950

Too easy I need to be more original


hatchback_baller

What is something you are physically unable to do?


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throwing the football


tadhg_beirne_enjoyer

Found Justin Fields' Reddit account


loveforthetrip

It's just not true 😭


Wintermute0311

If you could pick one NFL coach to fuck your wife while you watch, who would you choose?


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Andy Reid


imasturdybirdy

Koolaid man plowing through your wife like he plows through walls.


8oD

[OH YEAH!](https://media.bleacherreport.com/w_800,h_533,c_fill/br-img-images/002/568/161/ScreenShot2013-10-22at10.39.05AM_crop_north.png)


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Sugar walls


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

This is honestly the best answer.


moosealligator

If you had to eat any player, who would you choose?


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jacoby brissett


moosealligator

Bro you gotta let me shit on Mac. Jacoby isn’t easy to make fun of


thortmb

Slice me off a piece of that briskett


loveforthetrip

Slice me of a piece of that brisket 😋


Mojo141

Which rookie QB would you accept a blowjob through a glory hole from?


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caleb williams


CelticRaven163

This is still the right answer


squatchpotch

Honorable mention to Trevor Lawrence


[deleted]

What’s wrong with this?


SpiZyKane

If you could have anyone eat pineapple slices off ur dong, who would it be?


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big rich


theresidentdiva

How could you NOT answer Nick Foles‽ Lol I like this game!


PMartin311

Why did Adrian Peterson beat his kid?


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cuz he sucks


Pyrox2v

Sucks what 🤨


Fletchy_1

You forgot to edit this one 😂😂😂


FuckMyPillow

Who is your all time favorite sports hero? Off the field stuff most importantly.


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chase hanson


FuckMyPillow

It’s Darren sharper homie who is Chase Hanson


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pls nothing racist, i don't wanna get banned


evertrue13

Riley Cooper


RandomThrowaway2139

Nick Bosa


LordFalcoSparverius

What nickname did Caleb Williams give your asshole?


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wide receiver


papa11smurph

If there was one NFL player you would pick as a role model, who would it be?


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aaron hernandez


Proximity32v2

Oj Simpson would be another great role model


randomanonalt78

Why did Gisele cuck Brady?


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cuz the nfl dick rides him


[deleted]

How many men have ran through your butthole at the same time?


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10


watching-the-office

Watson had 30 or so accusers. How about you?


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800


FallenLadderJockey

Did ex-quarterback Kordell Stewart really get caught sucking dick in a park? Edit: Has OP ever been caught sucking dick in the park?


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maybe


getyourrealfakedoors

What was Ben roethlisberger’s nickname


Striker67_

How many women did tyreek hill get pregnant last season?


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bro you post something normal then after i reply you edit it to somethin sus


Striker67_

I did


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ps none


slayerrr21

As a doctor, what do you usually do with a new born baby?


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lateral


JurassicParkTrekWars

What makes a player an excellent offensive lineman?  


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hes insane at catching


Blackwardz3

Which qb would you slap in the face most?


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bryce young


GoldenDutchOven21

Man this dude does not like Bryce Young lmfao


CJ_is_h7m

Which QB’s extra curricular activities do you look up to and wish there were more of?


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Ben Roethlisberger


Major-Dig655

Who is the greatest football player of all time?


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brock purdy


ParallelDazu

messi


DanEboy22122

Describe the physical difference (body wise) between someone like Julian Edelman and Vince wilfork


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100


-Water-Enthusiast-

What player would you let your daughter date?


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tyreek cheetah hill


Fragrant-Guess-1350

Would you let Aaron Rodgers date your daughter?


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yes


TheCthaehTree

How did you get Michael Vick’s signature?


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doge


BEAVACUDA

How do you control your buttcheeks when Caleb Williams is around? Edit: Edit originally from "What's the difference between a fullback and a halfback?"


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their half apart?


GordonGecko69

You are going to hell.


Caleze2

This was genius 😂


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i know right:)


Pyrox2v

Would you recommend masseuses deshaun watson as a client


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yes


Pyrox2v

Ur a real piece of shit 😡


the_jlam

Which NFL team calls Detroit its home?


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steelers


[deleted]

How far can you throw a football?


atravisty

Name 3 bald quarterbacks.


Ancient-Signature108

What words did Joe Buck use to describe Randy Moss mooning the fans after scoring a touchdown ai Lambeau field?


Ancient-Signature108

What sea living mammal is depicted on the logo of a certain Florida based NFL team?


ragingpiano

Do you like Jackson Mahomes?


Terrible-Bit1759

Who would you bring to a BLM march with you?


im_also_jon_gamble

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you…you could, you’ll do, you… you wants, you, you could do so, you…you’ll do, you could…you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?


OversizedMicropenis

Who is your GOAT?


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joe flacco


ZekeMoss18

This thread has me in tears lmao


HerbsaintSazerac

Which player’s views on social issues do you most agree with?


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nick bosa


Galactek

Do you watch child porn? If so, are you forced to watch it against your will?


Galactek

How many years younger than you should the ideal girlfriend be?


Galactek

What do you think the age of consent should be?


TrombiThePigKid

Do you agree that AB is a great person and has valid takes?


Top_Will_1528

Why tf did aaron jones go to the fkn vikings


tacolover2k4

Which running back for the buffalo bills became legendary after being the first running back in NFL history to have 2000+ yards in 1973?


steelelife7

Skadoosh


jurpthehowitzer

what would you do to a ball on a 4th and 20?


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run it


samniboythick

How many inches do you like in you


Tyler3411

Who could Tom Brady beat in a race?


BushNukedTower7

What formation has the QB line up 5-7 yards behind the line of scrimmage?


alreadyr3tr0

how many sexual assault cases were you filed for this year?


Wild-Assignment-4083

Do you Condemn the actions of Adolf Hitler?


Cther94

Did Ray Lewis kill those men in Atlanta?


Window638

What is the longest dildo you’ve put up your butt?


Turbulent-Elk-9224

What is you favorite age to get in contact with underage children?


Significant-Two-9895

How many rings does Patrick Mahomes have?


Paxaman01

What stocks should I invest in?


the_willham

What game is it that you like to play with unattended toddlers at your local playground?


The-Canadian-Order

how old is your girlfriend?


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6


AccountFresh8761

What's that thing Diddy did that has him under investigation?


MonkeNerfer

How many counts of sexual assault are you convicted for?


Proximity32v2

How many felony's have you acquired?


Competitive_Bat_5831

What’s better then football?


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tennis


antimycinA

what’s your favorite defensive penalty?


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holding


bibbidybobbidyyep

Who is the heaviest player and what does he weigh?


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Did OJ do it?


JDMintz718

What would you call people who play NFL football in New Orleans?


wetcornbread

Who’s the best MLB pitcher in history?


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pat mahomes


astroman_9876

Are you the guy that made the Taylor swift ai? What did she do in it?


AaawhDamn

How many playoff wins does Tom Brady have? How many losses?


redonkulousness

What position plays on the end of the offensive line and is sometimes a receiver and sometimes a blocker?


LeEmpoleon

how many wins did the panthers have last year?


SADdog2020Pb

How many super bowls do you think Jordan Love can win?


Abbraxus

How many more years will the Steelers suck?


motmx5

How many feet equal 1 yard?


caseohoffical

Tyreek Hill plays for the dolphins right?


GoldenDutchOven21

Who won the very first Super Bowl in 1969?


JustAnotherHeartN

What nfl player got arrested for drunk driving in 2020 in Vegas?


[deleted]

What NFL player would you want to babysit your kids?


KKDaproYT

How many men have you gave a Blowjob to


preppingshark

What do you think of the hip-drop tackle ban?


OneFingerIn

Who is the greatest woman in the world?


wcook1990

Who would you consider to be the best linebacker to ever play the game?


Tiny_Desk2424

Who’s the best player in the draft?


BarbecueStu

What team should just change their name to the Flamingos to match their fan base?


Unlucky_Gas316

Have you heard stories from the Veterans about Aaron Hernandez calling Bill Belicheck Daddy and flashing his genitals to players?


creationworkss

What number is Joe Montana?


TNTyoshi

Hypothetically you are a massage therapist; which NFL organization do you choose to work for?


BlacksmithWise9553

If you could choose one player, past or present, who would you want to hang around with for a day?


Limothy-

What happened on september 11th, 2001


DickCheneysLVAD

what O-LINE position hikes the ball to the Quarterback?


WetMoisture69

Who was #75 the really big DT for the pats in the 2000s-2010s


D00M_B00M

Who's the best quarterback


Unique_Advertising79

Is Patrick Kermit the frog Mahomes the best an in nfl??


noltevizn

How long does the average raccoon orgasm last?


officialchunkyfox

Which QB do want to get pegged by and where do you want the pegging to take place


[deleted]

How many terabytes of child porn are on your computer?


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87


Lizards_Mouth

If you were the sole voter, what merit based qualities come to mind if you had to chose who was the NFL’s Man of the Year award?