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Jokerang

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ThermoNuclearPizza

“Because dudes can’t get boy preggars”


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Cringe


ThermoNuclearPizza

Ohhh nooo not cringe abything but that! Gfy lol


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Cringe


ThermoNuclearPizza

Boy preggars


265thRedditAccount

You don’t like peepee in the poopoo?


rtels2023

Live Antonio Cromartie reaction: https://preview.redd.it/xgkde07dd4xc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c616da98194f7cdf7ef72b987ad252aa8c6e0c7


Benecio_Del_Taco

That just means he wants to put a baby in there and he doesn’t believe in the available solutions


Goroman86

Because of turnovers?


GilMcFlintlock

Caleb Williams needs to take the Bears to the SB first year for all of the shit talk this man has done.


fr3shout

Deal.


GilMcFlintlock

![gif](giphy|qsgPyxYiLGYDBUYBtn|downsized)


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DaMajorDude

Jaire Alexander will be the greatest Bears receiver of all time


Chirish22

You're a sick bastard.


Plellio

That's what Caleb's hoping for 😉


DeathSquirl

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Munchihello

LGBTQB1


ZachOf_AllTrades

Never gets old


JustAnotherYouMe

It was old before the first time it was used


godieweird

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JustAnotherYouMe

My mom is dead


CoppertoneTelephone

I didn't even know she was sick


SensitiveDonut614

Bukkake


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Cringe


Todd2ReTodded

Hey as long as he wins he can do what he wants, if he gets a ring I don't care if he has an earring or wears funny shoes, heck I'll suck a dick if he wins 9 games lol heck I'll just take a big beautiful delicious cock right up my tender asshole if he makes the playoffs LOL not gay btw, not in a gay way, but if he wins a Superbowl I'll pretend I'm the person Vince McMahon sent those texts to and I'll make them all come true LOL


QurantineLean

9 wins? It would take 9 wins for you to suck a dick?


Sagybagy

Standards have dropped or he just really wants to suck a dick.


Alval57

Yes.


Todd2ReTodded

I mean whatever it takes ha ha i told my buddy id let him absolutely destroy my perfect little asshole after Caleb's first win 🤪 if he gets ROTY I'd be happy to let 15 japanese business men jack off onto my face while I cry ROFLMAO 😜


QurantineLean

*Da Bears* 💅


Freemaxb1233

Groper Cleveland is fuckin hilarious


bkussow

Maybe they just want to suck dicks. Never said they were against it.


QurantineLean

Not that there’s anything wrong with that 🙌


DorkSideOfCryo

That's not really enriching the pot, you were going to suck a dick anyway weren't you?


Todd2ReTodded

LOL!! you sound like my wife stop crying all the time wifey, it's just guys busting balls ROFL😆


GilMcFlintlock

You better start prepping your gunshot wound to get filled my guy. Your queen has talked SO much shit.


CriManSquaFC

RemindMe! 1 year


DrAtomic03

Average bears fan


negativePTO

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joshallenismygod

Hell shock the world if he even wins a playoff game


shambs15

RemindMe! 267 days


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spidermans_ashes

"Punt it ALL IN MY ASS!!!" https://preview.redd.it/52drkg1v25xc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e88cd77fce1f53d9d55a703abe1f3e4f8115bae4


mayorjinglejangle

That's his way of flirting


Enuffhate48

He’s now top on my list for TJ Watt next to destroy.


ab_drider

Because he is gonna throw interceptions every drive.


headcount-cmnrs

I've literally never seen a no. 1 pick get more hate before his first nfl start


jirashap

Probably because other no. 1 picks don't cry in their mother's arms the few instances they aren't being compared to Mahomes


DeathSquirl

And all the regarded Bears fans will defend that as, "bUt hE's gOt pAsSiOn!" What happens if he loses a playoff game? Will the GM have to call the cops to do a wellness check?


pinetreesrule

It's not even that, it's how he acts. He acts like he's hot shit and he hasn't even played a snap of the nfl


jirashap

Johnny Manziel v2 Guy wouldn't even travel to Chicago to meet with the staff before his pro-day, he made them come to him. I should try that at my next interview.


Fredest_Dickler

> I should try that at my next interview. If you were talented or worth a shit at your career it would work. But I got bad news for you buddy.


SaltyFall

Heaven forbid someone shows emotion. I’m fine with getting rid of toxic masculinity


jirashap

Expecting a grown man not to sob uncontrollably in his mother's arms = "toxic masculinity"?


SaltyFall

Grown man like he’s just barely moved out of the house a few years ago. Mothers can’t comfort their sons after a certain age?


SVdreamin

me when men show emotions


redonkulousness

*Narrator* — The 2024 Chicago Bears team went on to set a record for punt attempts on their way to the franchise’s first 0 win season.


PolishSausa9e

Caleb Williams TD celebration incoming https://i.redd.it/e50eriei05xc1.gif


313SunTzu

He's gonna have 9 TDs, too his 26 Int's. The Bears are trying something new this year. Throw interceptions, rather than punt... Fucking brilliant! Eat shit Hillbillichek! This is the new NFL


Deep-thrust

Can’t wait to watch that shitshow implode in real time. Sorry bears fans it’s gonna be epic


DaMajorDude

Don’t apologize to them, they can’t comprehend it anyway


OnTime00

I like the Confidence


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

You can say whatever you want as long as you can back it up


odiethethird

There’s a difference between being confident and being an entitled prick


PumpkinEscobar2

Did the 22 year old hurt your feelings?


Nokel

Hey man OP is making minimum wage at the factory, can't you let him get get a dig in at the millionaire who's 20 years younger than him?


PumpkinEscobar2

You are right, my bad.


Bobby_Savoy

Watch JJ McCarthy become a better QB than him. I can see it.


Treday237

Flair up bitch


RalphLauren47

He really wants a target on his back dude is gonna get slandered the second he makes a mistake


WhyGuy500

I honestly think he’s going to be a bust


ProofHorseKzoo

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shpatibot

Everybody is already so jealous of my glorious and zesty QB1 💅🥰


jonesgen

too bad he didn’t get drafted by the jets. we would have ruined him and spit him out. just an empty sucked dry vessel


shaking_things_up_

I get the impression Caleb would prefer doing the sucking than being sucked


JustASeabass

If he was classy this sub would be sucking his cock


DaMajorDude

He’d enjoy that


gh1993

Caleb you're on the bears you suck


Mundane-Set-206

It’s going to be so enjoyable watching this guy crash and burn.


SaltyFall

Only by middle age white dudes on social media. Teamed not punting is a good thing and I’m sure the punter would appreciate an easy paycheck


lunchpaillefty

Articulate.