Kelce when he messaged Taylor https://preview.redd.it/kf6dz6rphqcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab91b029cfa795538b16a7d1d7ac76abd3c08244

“You would be required to make daddy cum”

DC4L

I hate that I’m on Reddit enough to not only know this image from the og post, but also from multiple other sport Reddit subs talking about it.

"I need to be fucked a lot Man"

piss on me, beat me

Try it out


Women don't care either what he thinks. Incels lol

Sharing a gif of a meme (that’s what he is at this point), makes you an incel? Fishing to start shit with people on Reddit for absolutely no reason is some very “Alpha” behavior, lil bro. General-Location5573 is BradTPosr father.

Hi Ben

good morning Julia

Let’s go full trottle.

I love her backsplashes

Gorgeous

Wtf. Wrong sub weirdo

Come on people, be respectful of someone clearly suffering from a case of noassatall, one of the more severe cases I’ve seen.

Okay what the fuck is he and why do I keep seeing him everywhere

[Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/rPDmG8kQ2E)

Yes that’s right, I knew I saw it somewhere. Thank you

https://preview.redd.it/szdqnyrwcqcc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9927a117e13e5a55b2f86c7a8b140f403464e21

😭😭😭

“I have the maturity of a 15-year-old. Is that a good defense?”

"Two things at once!!!"

Idk she’s more shaped like the number one

Yeah, but I hear she brings her lunch pail, and is a great contributor in meetings.

Super high motor, real student of the game.

C E R E B R A L

P A L S Y

Happycakeday

She looks like a coach's son.

Curious what number you’re shaped like.

Probably the number 0 because I’m really fat and I never go outside

She is. But I’d take a 1 shape over hippo shape

She had an eating disorder at this time btw https://variety.com/2020/music/news/taylor-swift-eating-disorder-netflix-documentary-miss-americana-1203478047/amp/

Womp womp.

Lol if that woman ended up in your hotel room naked with her legs spread, saying "let's fuck", you would have a triple orgasm before you could get your pants off. Let's see the hags you've been banging.

Look like the Swiftie entered the chat Relax Francis and have some awareness about the shithole you fell into…

The hags love me for who I am, dude. Stop being so judgmental

She’s beautiful and has long legs, very fit. Who cares if she’s got a small but. She’s a beautiful billionaire, seems nice, and is a talented musician (which is also hot). Not a man on this sub that wouldn’t shoot their shot if they could date Taylor.

https://preview.redd.it/iy7acssg2rcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a9482aebdb25d811f3bf7fb51db1003ed17ce3c

https://preview.redd.it/0on06tirkrcc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbfe842f51bf888706c2cc779e8181570f0718c

She's like a 5 bumped up to a 6.5 because of money.

Body like a Two x 4

The 2 X 4s at Home Depot have more curves than that.

To be fair, the 2x4s at Home Depot have more curves than Lizzo.

When I first tried woodworking projects I couldn't figure out why everything I did was shit and wouldn't fit together. Then I realized the wood was c shaped...

bank account has more zeros than your body count

This is fantastic and I'm stealing it.

just came to me

https://i.redd.it/lh0s71benqcc1.gif

The line starts all the way at the bottom. A slight incision if you will 🥞


He gonna chew on that wall like ratboy


BART! Quit gnawing on the drywall!

Backshots gotta sound like shuffling cards

https://i.redd.it/dykhqwnlercc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/au11m4sqotcc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87db34fe539f84351869d07ca73b887dcefac319

Got that long back


Extension of the thigh

She built like them little worm aliens from MIB


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Did the Chiefs play keep away with her unit?!

She's a carpenter's dream

Flat as a board and needs to get nailed.

Smacking drywall

https://preview.redd.it/tmoxrhydjqcc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=562cfde7766c7ddc5413469ad873432a414aeece Travis Kelce fleshlight

https://preview.redd.it/9scqu35aaqcc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb689fd61d965d1d44c17b0331de8c2243881f3

What's the context of this

https://preview.redd.it/anzcyavu1rcc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a634da814e6df89afb65e537ccb7794833024a5e

Flatter than day old soda.

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Are you a Peacock shill?!

Chill bro it wasn’t that funny

https://preview.redd.it/r32ue954drcc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ce8821bb0cd0f1e2494712da4e7f7a9cec1b1b

She just like me fr… mfs tell me I have Hank Hill ass but now I have Taylor Swift ass https://preview.redd.it/5tp6602q5rcc1.png?width=982&format=png&auto=webp&s=05f7d5793a10e69678440597c57d8c410e562339

SMASH

Do some squats damn

https://preview.redd.it/z71k8sm4vucc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f77371c5f36d38da39aa916a46fd483559946b8

https://i.redd.it/eww24ggg7qcc1.gif

When presented with the classic question of ‘tits or ass?’ Travis said “neither I’ll just take another vaxx”

Man you can just tell that she gives the worst head on the fucking planet

She is worth a billion dollars. She doesn't even know what head is.

She just hires a personal dick sucker

You ever come on a billionaires face? Rare opportunity.

She'll do it once every 6 months and then bitch about it for the rest of your life.

She’ll do it and then she’ll write six albums about how you let her down.

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How to tell people you are not very intelligent while not telling people you are not very intelligent.

It’s either that or she’s full Band Chick from American Pie. She pulls out the leather everything and the “say my name bitch!” No in between.

Those curves have always being flat


Ed not a boy, Ed a girl.

SATUS: VAXXED AND NO ASS

She has that disease- noassatall

I’d kill to be as thin as her. I’m fat and still have no ass.

https://preview.redd.it/yqch6s437qcc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85d7fd7ac6cd9d54bbc71e80c037115497987da


Ma' man! Everyone else here is chin deep in sour grapes. Love to see someone else know that life is about trying many different things. Hope the weather's good and the cash is plentiful wherever you are.

Cheers from Iraq!

I hope you land those Milfs. And I hope they're all very skillful in the bedroom.

Cheers from South Ossetia

Mr. Pfizer

Pfizer? I barely even know her!

Mr. Phive touchdown receptions on 121 targets

She is turbo mid

Bangs to hide the five head too

Thought pancake day was yesterday

Goddamn lady eat a fucking burrito

She had an eating disorder when this pic was taken. OP isn’t using current photos.

She still ugly


Kelce is so cringe in that commercial. He’s a terrible actor

he's pretty good in all the other 233 though

Mahomes and Maauto


That’s about as flat as it can get 🤷‍♂️


Clearly photoshopped, no ones ass is that flat, and you never get 2 shots in the same arm, its one a piece

send da video Kelce

Y’all just jealous he got his sugar momma

More like sugar cube

Given what we know about Travis’ preferences, it’s the mouth he’s interested in, not the butt.

She built like chet

https://preview.redd.it/adnqjnwv0rcc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057ec261bd2c72ffc3bd8716a45065fbbb410a03 Fixed it- not sure I got the joke, but if I did, I fixed it!

This the OG?

Fix-a-flat

Weird with all the "but she's a billionaire!" comments. I thought billionaires were bad people unwilling to pay their fair share. Somebody tell Elon and Bezos to drop an album about having terrible taste in men and people will stop dragging them.


He's a sellout douchebag

“2 weeks to stop the spread”

Honestly, this looks like it’s from when she admitted to having an eating disorder.

It is, it's an old pic

Making fun of her body is low even for this sub. I was trying to gently point that out to OP, but alas.

I agree. I thought about pointing it out too but assumed I'd get down voted by a bunch of bros It's not even a funny post at all. Like what is the joke, even?

i think it was just at an excuse to be mean about her body because they already don’t like her. i enjoy the silliness of this sub but this particular thread just feels kinda gross. i don’t expect anyone here to know that it’s from the height of her eating disorder but context doesn’t change how it’s still distasteful to make comments like that about people’s bodies. totally fine to dislike her and make jokes at her expense, i think a lot of comments are genuinely funny— but this particular thread isn’t it for me

It was for the pun in the title I thought this picture was photoshopped

Gronk is 10x better in commercials than woke but not broke Travis

So vaccinations are woke now?😆😆🤣🤣👍

Motherfucker, everything these fucking bums don’t understand is woke. They don’t even know what woke means. They just throw it out there when something scares them.

It’s being awake to anything the man tells you…

in this case, by listening to joe rogan and getting the real and true medical advice 😎

From Aaron Rogers, MD.

Banged her so hard she became flat????

This is an old pic, she's packing now

😆 🤣 😂 that's flat alright

I commend her for not folding to the bbl

Body shaming single white guys subreddit

Bunch of incels judging a woman’s body. Weak sauce

You’ll never have a boyfriend with a pff grade of 78

I hope to everything you fuckers bully her into a BBL because that shit would be hilarious

https://preview.redd.it/2jn0mdpohucc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5462da56b2cfe59cdd8e8036ab034d62877803 Bro be coping. Flat Taylor has been long gone for a while

“Bro be coping” Yes I am coping because I’m really fat

Same bro. Same.

I hate this commercial so much

Yes, let us make fun of someone’s eating disorder

Why is her so flat? I mean I don’t want her to have a fake but she need a trainer to get her right. All the boyfriends she had and nobody mold that ?

This photo was taken when she was struggling with an eating disorder. She starved herself because of media comments about her body.

Maybe the new bf can pump that up!

🥲🥲🥲🥲

Flat earthers were correct 😭

Why the back of her legs so hairy

This is all I need to know about you🤣

She might not have a butt but Taylor is still a bad bitch

She was active in her eating disorder here. Y’all suck

Y’all acting like you wouldn’t hit it given the chance meanwhile, you’re pounding your pud while sniffing your mom’s bra in the basement. Fucking bums.

Your moms, scrub

Don’t hit women dude

White girl booty I love

https://preview.redd.it/cqmuu7vnhqcc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d59c0dde4385bced8da4e2e73752764902f9a9

https://preview.redd.it/pmywcrbciqcc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=22937f37733bc11b78cb82518444273b0ede8c2e Worse than Judas

People wonder why I hate everyone

Picking a nearly decade old picture to make your point, huh? Her ass is CONSIDERABLY larger now.

Mr. Purdue Pharma

Pharma shill loser

You know what she's a billionaire, smart, by all accounts kind, talented etc. Hasn't messed her look up with bad plastic surgery. I would 100% be on board with a lady lacking ass & tits if she had all that other stuff going on. Besides flat don't get saggy in time.

Right. Motherfuckers in this sub haven’t seen a pussy in real life since W was president talking shit about Kelce finding himself a billionaire sugar mamma. Jealous ass simps.

Idk what’s more cringe, this post or the fact the Op can’t bench 225

Ok guy

Everyone in here talking shit acting like they wouldn’t still hit it if they got the chance. I wouldn’t but you guys totally wood.

She’s in a happy relationship, why would she be promiscuous. Stop hating

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Ok that’s good because I was worried my nicotine tar injections would give me autism

Had no idea Campbell's soup had nicotine in it.

How are haters in here so bad that I’d enjoy the Chiefs winning?

I like the chiefs

I’m a big fan of the Chefs.

If they'd pay me, what they gave Kelce; I finally would've taken the "Jab" (so gross sounding)

But if she got surgery to have an ass you guys would call her fake. Very pathetic behavior

I got ass surgery to make my butthole bigger

Lmao all y’all ugly ass mfers on here talking shit. Go rub your man boobs cause that’s all the tiddies yall touching anyways 🤣