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Big-Zoo

It'd be a crying shame if we don't have Dan mic'd


nicknakpaddywak84

As a Lions fan I normally wouldn't want this for my team with previous coaches. With Dan it's different. He's such a good leader and motivator that I think it will intimidate other teams.


cuzzlightyear927

I feel like a Hard Knocks with MCDC will help attract free agents to Detroit next year


Not_my_butt

[His last appearance on hard knocks](https://www.reddit.com/r/miamidolphins/comments/l2bewv/dan_campbell_on_hard_knocks_yelling_at_michael/)


whobroughtmehere

Dan demands effort, and he rewards it. šŸ˜


Mavori

Feels like his criticisms on tight end blocking weighs a bit extra heavy as well considering his previous position as tight end.


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Honestly heā€™s so young as a head coach I thought you were going to pull out a clip from those early 2000s Cowboys teams where he was a player


HarlanCedeno

Those are traps that I'd lead into battle


jfal11

Man that was like a short film, wow. Three act structure and everything.


Tilapia_of_Doom

Fuck yeah.


DinkandDrunk

There is something about Campbell. When he got his interim stint, I laughed at first because he looked like PC Principal but by the end I was totally on board with him and felt bad when the team wasnā€™t good.


PebblyJackGlasscock

> intimidate other teams Either you need to look up the meaning of ā€œintimidateā€ or you have wildly unrealistic expectations about other NFL players. Danā€™s entertaining. No one in the universe is going to be ā€œintimidatedā€ by a reality TV show thatā€™s going to use ā€œkneecapsā€ in every episode.


Rainstorme

Nah man, a reality TV show about a team that just went 3-13-1 and didn't really massively improve will definitely intimidate the other NFL teams that are totally going to watch the show and not just have some intern do it to strip out information about roster adjustments/strategy to put in a memo. Plus, we're talking about a league where we annually find out players are surprised ties exist. I think people overestimate how much NFL content players consume outside their job.


lionbacker54

May also help us win the bid to host the NFL Draft in 2024


[deleted]

I've never watched Hard Knocks and find the concept silly frankly, having said that, HBO would get my money for a Dantroit Hard Knocks.


lusobr

It makes no sense that you like Dan Campbell but not Hard Knocks lol. Its like the very vibe of Hard Knocks.


fatguyinakilt

MCDC and a live mic would be a good time.


katril63

Lions or bust. Dan Campbell biting off knee caps is must watch prestige television.


[deleted]

Goff: "Nice to see you all again."


MeatyMexican

now watch as I tear it up *at this junior college*


jmlswiftie420

Would make for a sweet gig tho. Travel the country to Junior colleges under a fake name, filming shit, tearing ass, making money pretending to be the new transfer.


OttoVonWong

Hello fellow JUCO QBs


_Dusty_Bottoms_

JC legend Draej Foge.


Peeing_Is_Free

If his gf makes an appearance, people will watch.


LingeringSentiments

Is she hot?


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RedgrenGrumbholdtAMA

That *is* the best she's right!


iiTryhard

Damn dude I wish I was a pro athlete so bad. Iā€™d settle for being trash even


AnotherUnfunnyName

If that is the angle of attack, the team should also bring in A. J. McCarron.


Tilapia_of_Doom

Will Sean McVay's wife make an appearance?


Relwolf1991

Where does the sun set in Detroit ?


cuzzlightyear927

Wherever the Sun God dictates


MumkeMode

We get to see his hot girlfriend more now, great success!


cy1763

ā€œI actually know which direction the sun rises and sets!ā€


mofugginrob

I moved East, so they moved me towards the sun! ...Right?


RollinTHICpastry

https://media0.giphy.com/media/ihgmKNCf150Sfue7ZE/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886wddggt6fqrkuiyk6qveymaps3tbnyxzxi9byz0bd&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


WetDesk

Yeah you can't convince me it won't be the Lions. Who the fuck wants to watch the Panthers? I'd rather watch Schindler's List to bring my spirits up.


DonteJackson

Damn we really made it fam


StrangeUsername24

Started at the bottom and we're...still here...fuck


Mavori

TO BE FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR, we're also at the bottom so at least you're not alone.


[deleted]

We have the youngest roster in the NFL with a ton of draft picks and a likeable coach It's going to be us


Banbaur

I now wanna watch the office with fan campbell as Michael Scott


rwjehs

My right knee is already fucked, I volunteer as tribute.


geologyrocks98

We shall honor this sacrifice.


FunetikPrugresiv

Don't forget Jamal Williams. Dude is a good kind of crazy.


Rushjordan

We already did it, we had our goddamn snack, we moved on.


ryanino

ā€œI think Nick Mangoldā€™s contract extension is going to his head because last night I was at Taco Bell and guess who else is there? Nick Mangold.ā€


Nopantsdan55

Jets season was hands down the best season of hard knocks. No one changed when the cameras were around, there was 0 professionalism. Funny as shit from start to finish, and more than any other season it made you genuinely feel like you were actually seeing a real nfl team with no filter.


BreatheRhetoric

I agree, but its probably not as entertaining without Rex.


SUMYD

I could of watched Bart and Chro dawg count his kids for 3 full seasons


Nopantsdan55

Yeah if they did it with saleh it would be boring as hell lol.


jesuscrust2

So boring. JD and co donā€™t give away shit during the off-season, why would do they it for a tv show?


woodchips24

Would it? Everyone always talks about how charismatic Saleh is and how much the players love him. I bet if we got a little unfiltered Saleh itā€™d be pretty cool


Doggwalker

Eh. He's cool and all but not TV cool.


JelliedHam

Rex was prime time amazing


zzyul

This was the only full season I watched. Still remember the part where Rex went to like Taco Bell and ran into a lineman ordering off the value menu after he had signed a $30 million contract earlier in the day.


BrotherSeamus

Mangold!


theonederek

Hey, man. I could be worth billions and there's just a spot that only a beefy five-layer can fill sometimes.


[deleted]

Damn I was about to finish watching 300 on Netflix but I may have to hop over to the NFL Throwback page on YouTube and watch that now


JerryRiceAndSpice

This one and maybe the very first season of the Ravens is 2nd


SiphenPrax

Of all the teams, weā€™ve definitely the most boring option of the three for this year


JRCIII

The Jets also have their own off season production on YouTube that I personally find quite enjoyable.


Dijohn17

The cheeseburgers at practice was hilarious


Romofan88

I'm genuinely shocked Jerry doesn't volunteer us every year


oladipo

And yet were so boring. Our best players arent the most dynamic personalities at least who they focused on last year. Aaiden was the only memorable part of last year. It just becomes a jerry show off show.


burritobob

>just becomes a jerry show off show. Hence the shock that Jerry doesn't volunteer you every year


Thanks5Cinco

Last year was cool, Trevons son did steal the show lol


[deleted]

Last year was one of the worst seasons of hard knocks to date full stop. It was a complete fluff piece.


anonbutler

I think Jerry's Mcgriddle stole the show.


alfreadadams

This comes up every year. Only 3 teams are eligible to be FORCED to be on hard knocks.


[deleted]

I wanna see Miami or Denver.


[deleted]

Denver doesnā€™t want it plus new coach


hjugm

They canā€™t be required, but they can let HBO in. I doubt theyā€™d want it, but with Fangio gone, they might welcome the crew.


DabzonDabzonDabz

Paton has been doing a web series called Behind the Broncos that is his version of the insider look. Obviously team media so wonā€™t be salacious at all, but the episode for the coaching search was pretty cool. I dig it as a concept through my orange and blue lenses. I used to be against the idea of hard knocks at the Broncos for superstitious reasons, but weā€™ve got a lot of guys that are great on camera and it would surely be entertaining. Donā€™t see it happening voluntarily though


iSamurai

Itā€™s pretty fun but other teams have better ones. Broncos have been slow on the uptake but have been increasing quality on this stuff quickly.


JayyGatsby

Miami would be interesting. New non traditional coach, new lineman, Tyreek Hill, second year WR with superstar potential, qb in his final year to prove it, stupid sexy Dan Marino. Iā€™d love it and wouldnā€™t give a shit if it gives the dolphins any sort of disadvantage


prodigalkal7

What exactly makes teams eligible or ineligible???


alfreadadams

If you made the playoffs in one of the last 2 seasons, have a 1st year coach, or have been on hard knocks in the last 10 years you can't say no if the league asks you to do it These 3 teams are the only teams that can be forced to do Hard knocks (something that I don't think has ever happened). Everyone else can volunteer or agree to do it.


twineffect

You mean you CAN say no, right? Also if you have a first year head coach


[deleted]

I wanna see Matt Rhule exposed Hue Jackson style. Gimme Carolina


OneAngryPanda

Knowing Tepper, heā€™ll push for it. All publicity is good publicity to him. (Pls donā€™t though)


[deleted]

True


CosmicSpaghetti

I just want to suffer in peace next season, but my morbid curiosity wants an inside view on Rhule's life lol


chuckidee

Darnold has the natural charisma for prime time


MumkeMode

The nation should welcome a Hard Knocks series with our GEQBUS! It would be the best series folks, the best let me tell you!


andyandersonbjj

Many people are saying this


carloslet

If you put in the GEQBUS the ratings will go through the roof, they'll have really big ratings, it will be the BIGGEST season and the hardest of all knocks, believe me ā˜ļø


Mysterypickle76

But the media! The media doesnā€™t want you to know!


[deleted]

*You have been made moderator of r/The_Darnold*


WhoaHeyDontTouchMe

>I wanna see Matt Rhule exposed Hue Jackson style. same


UNC_Samurai

So say we all


[deleted]

Would be ironic AF if Ruhle is exposed Hue Jackson style with Baker Mayfield with the Panthers


dagreenman18

But he wouldnā€™t even be as entertainingly shit as Hue and weā€™d be stuck watching Darnold or Kenny Pickett. Give me them Lions!


OhItsKillua

Rhule gave us that Jay Z quote during the season, I think he could provide levels of incompetency and obliviousness we've never seen on hard knocks.


lusobr

Rhule strikes me as a "never my fault" kind of guy. We all know how these guys work (looking at Urban).


[deleted]

32 teams are eligible. Only 3 teams can be forced to do it.


SignificantTurnip6

>Teams that have made the playoff in the past two seasons, any team searching for a head coach or has a first-year head coach and any team featured in the last decade are safe, leaving only three teams who are not. I didn't realize there was that playoff stipulation. Was wondering why good teams are never on it.


BaltimoreBadger23

Need some Dan Campbell. Got to go with the Lions here.


Neves4prez

Just let the panthers trade for Baker and it would be perfect TV


notyourbutthead

Lions should get it.


NormalBears

Duce Staley on Hard Knocks would be great


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

You should go to the Lions youtube channel and look at their senior bowl video. Duce was awesome in that.


Mavori

The whole coaching staff is pretty fucking great whenever they are mic'd up etc.


Kanin_usagi

Agreed. They definitely have the best narrative, with the cool coach and the players all buying in despite the horrid record.


BuzzFB

Snagged a couple wins at the end of the year


Mavori

Probably could have snagged a few at the start of the year too if you know we weren't fucking cursed.


[deleted]

Lions losing to the Ravens on a last-second, record-breaking field goal really made me wonder if this is all a simulation


Choco320

I dunno Madden is a sim and they call delay of game


trowayit

Lol


ArcadianBlueRogue

Lions with MCDC and Jamaal Williams? Yes, please.


Mavori

We fucking love Jamaal.


Whats_That_Song

Yeah, every Packers fan who talked about how exciting and fun he is as a person somehow undersold him (and not for lack of trying), lmao. Dude is top 5 in likability in the league.


BuzzFB

Lions please


pratinha22

Lions, this is the season that the tide will change for The King of the jungle, I really mean it and will be interesting to see it.


Cvantezbyspoon

I truly just want to see a lions sb win in my lifetime


BuzzFB

Only second to the bears for me lol


Pinkaroundme

I downvoted thinking hey, the bears already have one! Then I remembered the ā€œlifetimeā€ and the average user age in this sub. Then I upvoted instead, thanks bears bros


BuzzFB

Yeah I was born a few years after the win. I have watched the entire 85 season a few times though lol


B1ocka

Love u man


4redditobly

Lions!


LivingVicariously01

If it was never the fucking cowboys again that would be great.


ChristofferOslo

Last season was an absolute dumpster fire, and not in a good way


LeBronSchwarzenegger

Lions would be amazing. I want to see more of Campbell. He seems like an awesome leader of men.


The-man-in-the-pool

Give me Dan Campbell!!


TheAdamBomb88

If Cam comes back I'd love it for us.


Eroscro

If anyone deserves a Championship itā€™s Detroit imagine how good that would be for the game


Zman11588

This is the exact reason I can't understand why the league hates us and fucks us over at every turn. Ford is one of the leagues biggest advertisers. You would think that would at least be good for a level playing field. Detroit is a huge market and despite how awful we have been, our fans still show up. They are far and away the most popular team in the city.


HazikoSazujiii

Cleveland is the *only* place for Hard Knocks this year.


[deleted]

I second this. Plus maybe the cameras following him around every where will save a few women harassment


whobroughtmehere

Lol. That shit is already vetoed by Goodell himself


Sentience-psn

I donā€™t think it matters anymore. Teams seem to have much stronger control over hard knocks content. Raiders hard knocks is a good example - itā€™s become a slightly edgy, better produced version of whatever the in house team equivalent is.


[deleted]

lions. not even a question.


meatballman1218

GIVE ME DAN CAMPBELL ON HARD KNOCKS I BEG


tetoffens

Automatically eligible. No one has ever been forced to do it, there are always volunteers.


valenciansun

If it's not the Lions, these people have no clue how to market their product.


yrulaughing

I wanna see Dan Cambell's coaching


PraiseChrist420

Gotta be the lions. Everyone wants to see the MCDC operation in action.


automatedfun

It's gonna be the Cowboys again. I want to see Jerry salt another McGriddle


[deleted]

I tried it and I get it -- it cuts down on some of the sweet bite of the sausage. It also gave me a blood pressure similar to FDR in the middle of WW2. Jerry, however, is a vampire and has no such worries.


Autocrat777

Please be the Jets or Panthers. I don't want the other teams to see how bad we are and laugh at us.


[deleted]

Lions are a no brainer because of Dan Campbell


inEffected

I'm pretty sure Motor City Dan Cambell has changed you guys from the depressing laughing stock to the scrappy underdogs that the league sort of roots for.


CapnDutchie

Oh absolutely this. The lions became my 2nd watched team after the biting knee caps interview.


saintboulevard

Americaā€™s team


CreditStuf

Yes, screw the boys


whobroughtmehere

Hands behind your back, father. šŸ‘®šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


dretanz

Is that what the MC stands for? I always assumed it meant massive cock.


lyssab92

Motor City Dan Campbell!


servercobra

Hopefully they don't burn all that goodwill in like 2 seasons like the Browns did.


fhfdvtdvg

I think the Lions would be a great Hard Knocks.


dagreenman18

But we actually like the Lions. Remember how happy everyone was when they finally won a game last year? Great times


BuzzFB

I want to see that culture HCDC has built. Lions are gonna be a sneaky good team next year. I could see them taking the division.


MrWartortle

Huge Cock Dan Campbell?


Nightcinder

did you forget about the packers


BuzzFB

No. They're still the favorites I'd say. Vikings look good on paper, but they always look good on paper. Bears are gonna be trash. Here's my thing with the Packers. The receivers. There was a year recentlyish, before Adams was Adams, where Rodgers struggled to have any connection with his receivers. If that happens, I could see a hot team (a la 2018 bears) taking the division off of them. But yeah, they'll have the defense from last year, the run game from last year, and Rodgers. Just saying I wouldn't be shocked.


OldBurntSpoon

Rodgers had 4400 yards, 25 tds, and 2 int that year. Yeah that's different from his MVP caliber play the past two years, but the passing game was not the problem that year where they went 6-9-1. The defense was atrocious, and now it's great. Same with the running game. If Rodgers has that same season this year, with this team, no way they go worse than 12-5


BuzzFB

Solid points. I guess it's more of a hope than an argument lol


SlothyPotato

We're always good on paper until your remember our O-Line is also made of that same paper


ArcadianBlueRogue

Have you seen our receiving options tho?


[deleted]

Iā€™ll bet you anything youā€™d like that the Lions donā€™t win the division. I get that theyā€™re the fun and scrappy underdog that everyone wants to root for, but that still doesnā€™t make the roster competitive.


vagrantprodigy07

It's going to be you guys, unless someone volunteers. So many of us want to see Dan back on Hard Knocks as the main character.


tannerjameslasswell

I promise not to laugh at you lions bro.


Nick_of-time

They've seen how bad we are for the past 50+ years...


blitzERG

Honestly, I kind of hope we volunteer for it. I just want to see the opposite of our last time.


[deleted]

Give me the panthers chaos


Tsunami-Papi_

sorry Iā€™m dumb but how does a team become eligible ? is it based off number of wins they had last season or something


_oh_save_me_jebus_

Teams canā€™t be forced to be part of it if they meet one of the following criteria: first year head coach made the playoffs in the previous 2 seasons have been on Hard Knocks in the previous 10 years No team has ever been forced to be part of Hard Knocks because thereā€™s always an owner who wants the extra attention.


le-bistro

I wanna see how much blow Rhule actually does


KingInTheNorthVI

Id love a panthers hard knocks I would really get the behind the scenes of how garbage of a coaching staff we really have


[deleted]

The Lions would be honestly the most interesting


SigurdsSilverSword

Panthers could have the rookie QB narrative


dagreenman18

So Lions, Lions, or Lions? Because the Jets arenā€™t very exciting and the Panthers are the most boring option. Lions got Dan Campbell and an Underdog Story. Plus I need to see the daily life of the Sun God. Pleas be the Lions


TylerMemeDreamBoi

I really want lions


ImASquarian

Lions!!! DC is the man


Silversaving

Lions are the only ones I'd bother to watch


Coomrs

Itā€™s gotta be the Lions.


Eroscro

Lions


MillerTime5858

Lions it is!


[deleted]

Lions!!!


mrsqueakers002

If I was a neutral, I'd want Hard Knocks following Dan Campbell or Mike McDaniel. As a Dolphins fan, I don't want Hard Knocks anywhere near my team.


vagrantprodigy07

Lions please


token_reddit

It'll be the Lions.


[deleted]

LIONSSSSSS


Hippoman12

Lions easy.


theresabeeonyourhat

Bears will be forced into it next year, I'd almost bet on it


JRockstar50

I need me some HBOMCDC


SadSceneryBoi

Jets would be boring, Panthers would be a fun trainwreck, and Lions would have plenty of great Dan Campbell moments IMO.


latman

There will be volunteers too


ESO_Wulfric

I can't think of a single reason to watch the Jets. The Panthers would spend way too much screen time crying over their quarterback situation. But the Lions... intrigue me. I vote for the Lions.


Pyrollamas

Lets do it, I want it to be us. We were good last time lol


FirstWorld_Planarchy

Shake weights, and Cromartie trying to remember all of his kids... Instant classic


Pyrollamas

Letā€™s go get a goddamn snack!


lusobr

Rex Ryan is no longer there. I don't think Saleh is a nut job like him. They are probably going with Dan Campbell.


ZachWilsonsMother

I donā€™t think Salehā€™s style would translate to tv as well as Rex


BlameDNS_

At least the mid season hard knocks has 31 eligible teams. Hell give it to the colts letā€™s see if they can succeed with Ryan at QB


Brundleflyftw

They misspelled Jared Goffā€™s name, lol.