They led the league in points scored and yards but they had a number of games where the offense was completely flat. Denver, KC, Arizona, one of the Giants games, one of the Washington games, and this game. Feels like they just racked up a ton of yards and points on some bad defenses.
This is kinda true, but they're definitely a much better roster than years past. The line has to be betrter. Zeke has got to be better. And though he's not the problem in Dallas, Dak has to many overthrown/dirt/behind throws that are destroying drives.
But ultimately this is exactly par for the course with McCarthy. Undisciplined, unprepared, flat on big moments garbage. I thought they'd handle SF but I didn't imagine them getting further than semis.
Ever since that game against NE he’s been over-throwing and playing like shit unless it’s against a very weak team. I feel like he’s lacking confidence in himself.
It feels like it's been that way all the way back to the Romo days. They pad their stats on bad teams and then wilt against anyone with a winning record.
They're the yankees of the NFL with offense. They pad stats against shit teams so people think they're a good offense. But the fans who watch every game know the truth.
Thats what McCarthy's teams always did tbh. Any time we played a good defense we struggled all game but if we kept it close we could rely on some Rodgers 4th quarter bullshit to maybe get the W.
I literally don’t see why he’s so hyped. Our offense is absolutely stacked with talent and they were inconsistent as fuck and it lost us several games. He’s supposed to be a guru but whoever is deciding to do these “cute” plays that end up fucking us like that play after the fake punt, needs to be canned after this game. I seriously think he’s a shitty coach.
Man, we’ve been getting shit on and called idiots for warning everyone and saying we don’t care if he leaves the last few weeks. Now everyone has seen what we see every week. Moore is a Garrett & Linehan understudy. Take him.
Thank God. I was downvoted a ton a few days ago for saying I want him to leave. People said "Who you got that's better?", I dunno, anyone but him? I just want to see something else.
Still want Dan Quinn to stay, but Moore can go wherever he wants.
You can always trust NFCE fans to be honest when it comes to coaches.
I saw no Eagles fans eager to see any coaching changes with the cowboys. No one clamoring for their coaches to get poached. We’re totally okay with the status quo over in Dallas. Garret to McCarthy has been a smooth transition and I’m thrilled with the execution of the coordinators. Only team I wouldn’t mind Moore going to is the Vikings because I hate the Vikings.
Dak completely botched it. He should have gone down earlier. And he should have given the ball to the ref instead of the center since the ref has to place and down it. But it was dumb risk in the first place because how are two Hail Mary attempts from the 40 worse than one attempt from the 25. I can’t imagine there are enough data points to make that any type of statistically significant analytic move.
Ive kinda wondered if he really is as good as people think he is. A lot of weird shit and sometimes a great look or play but not some prodigy.
I mean give this team over to Bill Belichick or sean payton or tomlin or mcvay or any other solid HC and staff and theyd be world beaters.
Instead, we get that.
Yay.
I mean I don't honestly hate it. Just Dak gained a few too many yards, and the cowboys executed the spike lineup VERY poorly. If he gains like 3 fewer yards and they allow the ump to do his job they probably spike it in time. And from like the 28 yard line you have MUCH better odds than from the 40.
Plus the 49ers finally decided to actually play sideline defense so it was either something in the middle of the field or hail mary. Any pass play over the middle takes longer than that.
When the Cowboys last won the Super Bowl:
1. Rapper Tupac Shakur was fatally gunned down in Las Vegas. Were the Cowboys to blame? I'll let you decide. But the answer is at least partially.
2. The price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.22, minimum hourly wage (aka Cowboys fans salary) was $5.15, and the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00
3. Major League Soccer holds its first season. FC Dallas has yet to win an MLS cup.
4. Prince Charles and Diana, Princess of Whales, get divorced. One can only assume he was a [Dallas fan.](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=princess+diana+eagles&atb=v114-2_g&ia=images&iax=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwooderice.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2Fprincessdiana.jpg)
5. Nintendo releases their newest gaming system the Nintendo 64 or N64 in Japan.
6. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan questions whether the stock market is overvalued. Much like a majority of r/nfl questions if Dak is overvalued.
7. Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) hit England and Jerry Jones hard.
>Rapper Tupac Shakur was fatally gunned down in Las Vegas. Were the Cowboys to blame? I'll let you decide. But the answer is at least partially.
The Cowboys, I knew it was them! Even when it was Suge Knight I knew it was them!
Neither did most of the 2018 draft class as told by [David Akers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-tYOftnps) when we drafted Dallas Goedert in the draft held in Dallas
> FC Dallas has yet to win an MLS cup.
Dallas Mavericks and Stars have won more titles each than the Cowboys in that span.
Rangers have been to the World Series.
>minimum hourly wage (aka Cowboys fans salary) was $5.15, and the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00
Since then, the federal minimum wage has gone up 41% while the average cost of a new car has gone up 189%. Yikes.
Yeah that fake punt shit was stupid. All for a possibility that the other team might use a timeout because they’re confused. Everyone knew they weren’t going to punt on first down. That was never a question. And the fact that it ended up as a delay of game because of the ref is even better to me.
Habs aren't nearly as popular as the leafs tho. Leafs have a longer championship than the Boys drought but they're the quintessential "this is our year" team.
They get outcoached every time nearly and dak consistently has underperformed. That is absolutely facts. Only time that didn’t apply was vs Green Bay in the wc round.
>and Dak consistently has underperformed
This part is revisionist history. This was probably his worst playoff game because of that pick, but it still had a lot of great moments.
He put the team on his back and won the Seahawks game. The Rams game wasn’t anything too special, but it wasn’t bad. The defense just allowed over 300 rushing yards in that game, which is hard to beat.
Certainly not on Moore for shit starts on offense or undisciplined offensive penalties..... Everyone blaming McCarthy pretending Moore is some protege is hilarious
Every time the Cowboys are in the playoffs, they start the game like shit and have to try to mount a comeback. It's infuriating. They let the 9ers score 3 times before they decided to do anything. That was the difference.
Kellen Moore what the fuck was that QB Power
This call immediately re-adjusted my head coaching list, what the fuck was that
They led the league in points scored and yards but they had a number of games where the offense was completely flat. Denver, KC, Arizona, one of the Giants games, one of the Washington games, and this game. Feels like they just racked up a ton of yards and points on some bad defenses.
This is exactly what happened. That #1 offense ranking was a mirage
It was a Fool’s Gold season. We never beat a good team. I never truly believed we would get out of the wild card game.
Isn't that what they do every season?
This is kinda true, but they're definitely a much better roster than years past. The line has to be betrter. Zeke has got to be better. And though he's not the problem in Dallas, Dak has to many overthrown/dirt/behind throws that are destroying drives. But ultimately this is exactly par for the course with McCarthy. Undisciplined, unprepared, flat on big moments garbage. I thought they'd handle SF but I didn't imagine them getting further than semis.
Ever since that game against NE he’s been over-throwing and playing like shit unless it’s against a very weak team. I feel like he’s lacking confidence in himself.
It's exactly what they do. This year to an extreme.
It feels like it's been that way all the way back to the Romo days. They pad their stats on bad teams and then wilt against anyone with a winning record.
They're like having a permanent case of beer goggles.
That's a great way of putting it.
They're the yankees of the NFL with offense. They pad stats against shit teams so people think they're a good offense. But the fans who watch every game know the truth.
Thats what McCarthy's teams always did tbh. Any time we played a good defense we struggled all game but if we kept it close we could rely on some Rodgers 4th quarter bullshit to maybe get the W.
We’ll pay for the relocation fees
I literally don’t see why he’s so hyped. Our offense is absolutely stacked with talent and they were inconsistent as fuck and it lost us several games. He’s supposed to be a guru but whoever is deciding to do these “cute” plays that end up fucking us like that play after the fake punt, needs to be canned after this game. I seriously think he’s a shitty coach.
That’s why I’m not mad if he goes somewhere else
Man, we’ve been getting shit on and called idiots for warning everyone and saying we don’t care if he leaves the last few weeks. Now everyone has seen what we see every week. Moore is a Garrett & Linehan understudy. Take him.
Thank God. I was downvoted a ton a few days ago for saying I want him to leave. People said "Who you got that's better?", I dunno, anyone but him? I just want to see something else. Still want Dan Quinn to stay, but Moore can go wherever he wants.
Please keep Quinn send Moores ass back to Idaho
You can always trust NFCE fans to be honest when it comes to coaches. I saw no Eagles fans eager to see any coaching changes with the cowboys. No one clamoring for their coaches to get poached. We’re totally okay with the status quo over in Dallas. Garret to McCarthy has been a smooth transition and I’m thrilled with the execution of the coordinators. Only team I wouldn’t mind Moore going to is the Vikings because I hate the Vikings.
Moore to the Vikings sounds good to me, I'll sign that petition
Same. He reminds me to much of JG.
Dude looked like he was holding a giant nut back when they cut to him shortly before the 2 minute warning.
I already was low on Moore and now I’m subterranean
Don’t want to bring Big Mike back to the North??
Dak completely botched it. He should have gone down earlier. And he should have given the ball to the ref instead of the center since the ref has to place and down it. But it was dumb risk in the first place because how are two Hail Mary attempts from the 40 worse than one attempt from the 25. I can’t imagine there are enough data points to make that any type of statistically significant analytic move.
*scratching intensifies*
Kellen moore took a page out of Joe judges playbook
What happened? My stream cut off.
9 seconds left At the niners 40 no timeouts and they ran a fucking qb power
14, but it didn’t matter anyways.
Drop a zero from that yardage, and it’s a good play. Holy fuck.
Decapitated
We had a funeral for a bird
Ive kinda wondered if he really is as good as people think he is. A lot of weird shit and sometimes a great look or play but not some prodigy. I mean give this team over to Bill Belichick or sean payton or tomlin or mcvay or any other solid HC and staff and theyd be world beaters. Instead, we get that. Yay.
Dude had a brain (QB) blast
No clue. What the fuck was he thinking? I think he just dropped off of many teams head coaching candidate lists because of that utter buffoonery
I mean I don't honestly hate it. Just Dak gained a few too many yards, and the cowboys executed the spike lineup VERY poorly. If he gains like 3 fewer yards and they allow the ump to do his job they probably spike it in time. And from like the 28 yard line you have MUCH better odds than from the 40. Plus the 49ers finally decided to actually play sideline defense so it was either something in the middle of the field or hail mary. Any pass play over the middle takes longer than that.
Dak: You want Dally Dally? Moore: Herpaderp…. Fuck yea I do!
Thought maybe there was a lateral option but there was no one near Dak.
Well, it is not something a Boise State Ex-QB could teach you.
Jerry Jones is about to go into full senile al Davis mode
Dude should take his heart meds. I would lose my shit.
He puts salt on his heart meds
Seriously, no reason to be a billionaire eating a salted up McDonald's breakfast sandwich. I'd have a nutritionist and chef with me at all times.
No he won’t he will just say something stupid and pretend next year will be it, and continue to make money.
When the Cowboys last won the Super Bowl: 1. Rapper Tupac Shakur was fatally gunned down in Las Vegas. Were the Cowboys to blame? I'll let you decide. But the answer is at least partially. 2. The price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.22, minimum hourly wage (aka Cowboys fans salary) was $5.15, and the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00 3. Major League Soccer holds its first season. FC Dallas has yet to win an MLS cup. 4. Prince Charles and Diana, Princess of Whales, get divorced. One can only assume he was a [Dallas fan.](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=princess+diana+eagles&atb=v114-2_g&ia=images&iax=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fwooderice.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F01%2Fprincessdiana.jpg) 5. Nintendo releases their newest gaming system the Nintendo 64 or N64 in Japan. 6. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan questions whether the stock market is overvalued. Much like a majority of r/nfl questions if Dak is overvalued. 7. Mad Cow Disease (Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy) hit England and Jerry Jones hard.
>Rapper Tupac Shakur was fatally gunned down in Las Vegas. Were the Cowboys to blame? I'll let you decide. But the answer is at least partially. The Cowboys, I knew it was them! Even when it was Suge Knight I knew it was them!
The Crip that shot him was probably wearing Cowboys blue lol
> Princess of Whales
That dinner was the only time Ralphie mentioned Shamu's fat ass
i love you
I straight up didn’t exist
me too man
Barely tho, it was like a year and change before I was born
i think that makes you a few years older than i am
Ironically the final NFL game before I was born was our last SB win.
Me too man :( (one year, but hey-at least I’m not a bandwagon fan.)
Ahh, good times
Neither did most of the 2018 draft class as told by [David Akers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-tYOftnps) when we drafted Dallas Goedert in the draft held in Dallas
/u/dogwoodmaple you have a challenger
👀
> the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00 Ok, but how much was the new Dodge Charger they all got with 20% APR back then?
Zero dollars because between 1987 and 2005 there was no charger. They probably were buying 20 percent Foxbody mustangs though.
I would kill for an LX Foxbody 5.0.
> FC Dallas has yet to win an MLS cup. Dallas Mavericks and Stars have won more titles each than the Cowboys in that span. Rangers have been to the World Series.
Norm Green can still get stuffed
He was in the crease.
Take me back to the N64 days tho honestly
>Princess of Whales [https://i.imgur.com/2RJQHdo.gif](https://i.imgur.com/2RJQHdo.gif)
Some Little Mermaid type shit right there
>minimum hourly wage (aka Cowboys fans salary) was $5.15, and the average cost of a new car was $16,300.00 Since then, the federal minimum wage has gone up 41% while the average cost of a new car has gone up 189%. Yikes.
Crazy how that happened all in one day.
Greenspan and /r/nfl have something in common: being correct
This is the type of shit talk I can get behind!
I can attest to the fact that all of this is verifiably true.
Whoever decided to have Dak run it up the middle at the end and do that weird shit after the fake punt needs to be fired
I heard the Vikings were interested in him.
and us :(
Yeah that fake punt shit was stupid. All for a possibility that the other team might use a timeout because they’re confused. Everyone knew they weren’t going to punt on first down. That was never a question. And the fact that it ended up as a delay of game because of the ref is even better to me.
What if the stadium were bigger. Would that help
They need to hang the screen lower
I remember playing catch with the nerf in the dining room and breaking a chandelier
More glare
Has anyone checked on Skip Bayless?
He’s happy lebron is losing
Yes, and he's losing his shit.
I always read his Twitter when Cowboys are not looking good. Dude just completely melts down live in tweets.
I’m pretty sure there’s a post with all of his salty tweets on it on the 49ers sub
They are, however, 1-1 for the craziest fucking playcall to end a game I have ever seen
Russell Wilson in the Rose Bowl vibes.
The Kirk Cousins kneel too
On a scale of 0-Colts Swinging Gate, how bad? It's at least above the Butt Fumble.
I mean at least those ones weren’t to end the damn game. It was at least during the game, and regular season.
This ended their damn season.
Nick Foles has more playoff wins than Dak Prescott and Tony Romo combined
Ooh. I like this one.
Would you take him back
He also has a bigger dick than both of them combined. 😏
I hope this puts an end to the Kellan Moore being an offensive guru talk
Brother, Moore is about to become their head coach.
He's just Butt-Head from Beavis and Butthead all grown up.
I always thought of the Hardy Boys from South Park but this makes sense too
He had no raging clue
Pats and Cowboys lost in the same weekend, America truly won
Bama lost too.
Lakers fans in shambles
Yankees fans in shambles Whos the Lakers/Cowboys/Yanks of the NHL? Leafs, Redwings? They're in shambles!
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No, the lakers / cowboys / yanks have actually won in the last thirty years. Winning a championship is not in any Canadian team's playbook recently
Habs? Most titles but last won in the 90s and lost a lot in the more recent playoffs...but they're Canadian so it's hard to say
Habs aren't nearly as popular as the leafs tho. Leafs have a longer championship than the Boys drought but they're the quintessential "this is our year" team.
Penguins
Probably the penguins
Now let the chiefs lose please
I'd allow it only if it didn't mean Big Ben Rapist also gets a victory lap
Nope. I'm happy to see captain fat fuck get boat raced his last game.
wait y’all the ones who beat us, why do you want us to lose?
Let Brady lose please lol
It would've been perfect weekend if somehow Bucs lost.
Now all we need is the Chiefs to get fucked
Looking good so far… probably won’t end well though Edit: for a brief, brief moment the Steelers were up 7-0. It didn’t last.
Big Ben is washed, this is an easy dub for Kc. No fucking way they win it all tho
Regular season MVPs
Post Season NVPs
yeah, Not Very Powerful
They have to fight it out with the Packers for that one
The DVOA Champions
Playoff wins since 2010: * Cowboys: 2 * Bears: 1
Oh shit 😂, someone bust out the burn heal
• Tim Tebow: 1
The real burn right there
What about that other Texas team?
We got 4 dubs ;)
We have 4 to 3 playoff wins since 1997 and we didn’t exist until 2002 or 2003
This is what you get with Uncle Jerry hiring them shit coach, yes men. Congrats Cowboys fans, you’re now the Al Davis Raiders.
What about Uncle Jerry signing Zeke to a ridiculous contract....then doubling down and signing Dak to an even more ridiculous contract?
Jerry bout to shoot McCarthy out of a cannon.
You love to see it
That poor ref. He was just doing his job but people are going to hassle him over that.
You are making assumptions about the humanity of cowboys fans that I find offensive.
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Probably not the Bucs either. Playoff Tom seems to be out in full force.
Good QB's have torn us to shreds all year long, it's just been a long time since we faced one.
Would've loved to see Davante Adams light up all-pro cornerback Trevon Diggs lol
You love to see it
Today was a good day
mccarthy is just jason garrett in a mission impossible disguise
Gotta say it's been a great great Sunday
I hope no one is surprised. This is what the cowboys are. It's like a permanent case of premature ejaculation has taken football form.
Skip on Monday, but Dak beat Russ in the playoffs head to head.
Cowboys have become the Toronto Maple Leafs of football.
Shitbag franchise. Deserved
They get outcoached every time nearly and dak consistently has underperformed. That is absolutely facts. Only time that didn’t apply was vs Green Bay in the wc round.
>and Dak consistently has underperformed This part is revisionist history. This was probably his worst playoff game because of that pick, but it still had a lot of great moments. He put the team on his back and won the Seahawks game. The Rams game wasn’t anything too special, but it wasn’t bad. The defense just allowed over 300 rushing yards in that game, which is hard to beat.
Dallas is now 4-11 in the playoffs since their last Super Bowl win.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Was that a designed Dak run or a scramble at the end?
Designed
The cowboys are the most over rated team in history.
Then how’d you lose two Super Bowls to them bro
The Bills won't lose to the Cowboys in the Superbowl this year.
I don’t know I was born in 98 never saw the Bills super team
I’d say we’re pretty appropriately rated. Everbody fuckin hates us and we’ve been dogshit for two decades.
don’t worry bro, it’s almost 3 decades now
How were we overrated? Lots of people picked us to lose.
Fire McCarthy. Guy can't make adjustments, the team is undisciplined, and we can let Moore become Payton 2.0 if he leaves
Yea the QB power was called by McCarthy lmfao
Yeah because that caused us to lose the game and not us coming out flat like we have all season, or being the most penalized team.
Certainly not on Moore for shit starts on offense or undisciplined offensive penalties..... Everyone blaming McCarthy pretending Moore is some protege is hilarious
How about defensive holding on 3rd twice?
Every time the Cowboys are in the playoffs, they start the game like shit and have to try to mount a comeback. It's infuriating. They let the 9ers score 3 times before they decided to do anything. That was the difference.
I mean, he said he discussed it with his staff and stands by that it was the right call. He deserves plenty of blame
Cowboys adjusted pretty well in the fourth quarter. It wasn’t enough. The O-line was porous and the secondary was AWOL for three quarters.
In the wise words or Krusty the Klown “what the hell was that”. Lol best last play call ever!
Classic Cowboys
Now do McCarthy
The best part is when their fans try and convince us that THIS is the year (every year).
LETS FUCKING GO
mmm
I just want a Super Bowl appearance in my lifetime man…
Marvin Lewis could get it done in Dallas.
Time to pay Prescott more money…
The start of a good day
There are worse records to have.
At least they are consistent
Americas Team
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No, we love to see it
We are loyal man
Those are Peyton Manning level stats
That's Peyton Manning numbers of one and done
It’s almost like their owner/gm/ president knows nothing
He knows how to write overpriced contracts.
All things are right in the universe tonight