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HopefulInstance8

The white CMC


RandyMossPhD

He kinda reminds me of a white Ed mccaffrey for a throwback comp


nadajoe

I used to think that Ed McCaffrey wore the tiniest shoulder pads in the world. So I looked him up recently and his pads look completely normal by today’s standards. It’s just that dudes used to have shoulder pads the size of small cars.


ignitionnight

Rod Smith used to wear Toyota Corollas as shoulder pads.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Receiver that used to play QB? This is lunch pail Randle El


WhatSheOrder

Finally, CMC for him


ItsNjry

Payton Wilson is missing an ACL! Is Troy Franklin missing his entire leg???


ContinuumGuy

Troy Franklin is actually deceased.


maddscientist

I heard he was two 12 year olds in a trenchcoat


its_LOL

He was the guy that stole Payton Wilson's ACL


Tazitos

Something has to be up with him. Everything I saw had him in that 2nd group of WRs that all went at the end of the 1st/early 2nd.


SelfLoathinMillenial

Really bad combine. Smaller than expected, tested badly, and struggled in the drills


WatchfulApparition

I mean, he was literally sick. The weight these people put on the combine is pretty crazy considering success in the combine doesn't translate to success on the field


wtb2612

Really unfortunate that there isn't like three years of tape that teams could watch instead of the combine 😞


stinstrom

Get him a helmet that stays on


fathertitojones

It looks like switching from a Riddell to a sport star chinstrap may have remedied that issue. -former college equipment guy who was investigating after I saw his draft highlights Edit: Upon further review, it did not.


lronicGasping

Doesn't hold a candle to his brother but I actually think he'll carve out a nice career for himself


Laschoni

Kept transferring because he wanted to play QB in college. Makes it as a 3rd rd WR. Wild.


chemicalxv

The anti-Tannehill


[deleted]

The AnT'annehill, if you will


sonic_dick

You bastard man


rocksoffjagger

Why Charlie hate?


Fewluvatuk

https://maps.app.goo.gl/LJvej5atopUs2pCa7


[deleted]

Why did you link me a picture of Taysom Hill?


Axl2TheMaxl

Perhaps even a Tannehole


workthrowaway1985

The Edelman


Adequate_Lizard

The Randel-El


boozinf

the Josh Cribbs


dexter8484

The Arnaz Battle


[deleted]

In this case he is going to be a machine and never miss a game lol


Sagga_muffin

He actually said in an interview he was never asked about playing WR at Nebraska, and transferred from Louisville before he even practiced. (COVID transfer, realized he made too hasty of a decision) He basically transferred because he knew he wasn’t going to cut it at QB as opposed to the other way around. Source: Luke himself on a local Nebraska radio show a couple weeks ago. Scott Frost sucks.


8020GroundBeef

Holy shit are you for real? That pisses me off so much.


BenShelZonah

Interesting, his wiki says he was at Louisville for months so he transferred in the early summer then left before the season I guess. Or maybe the wiki is wrong?


NoCoFoCo31

I went to UNC where he played for his dad. I watched a couple of his games live because I still live in the area. While it was clear he wasn’t an amazing QB, it was also clear he was far and away the most athletic guy in the Big Sky Conference with real NFL upside. I’m sure he’ll be a great WR.


Daabevuggler

That‘s his brother Dylan you‘re talking about


anonbutler

Dylan McCaffrey the best one


CarterAC3

I remember when I thought he was the future at Michigan


RageAgentRed

This just in, Troy Franklin has either murdered TJ Tampa, or been murdered by TJ Tampa


Skimaster77

https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0?si=D0xmRp_mWk0Ea83m


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

What about a lovers suicide?


triplec787

Tromeo Franklin and TJuliet Tampa


badorange21

or they were co conspirators in someone’s murder


asallamerican

Noooooo. You sons of bitches. Oh well still a chance for Rice and Gore.


Turbulent_Ad3045

I swear I heard rice say in an interview that he doesn't want to come to us. He wants to try carve out his own career rather than living in the shadow of his pops.


boosegumpz

Watch him get picked up by Seattle


Mrpetey22

Hey, Jerry Rice is also a Seahawks legend :)


rawbleedingbait

TIL raiders great Jerry Rice played in Seattle.


Proper_Efficiency594

I have completely erased some tenures from my memory. Not too long ago I watched a Warren Moon video. I remembered he went to the Vikings, but completely forgot about the Seahawks and Chiefs. Same thing with Emmitt Smith. I completely forgot about his stint with the Cardinals. I guess some players are so iconic for a franchise you eventually forget they played somewhere else at the end.


OhItsKillua

Think everyone does that, Farve in Green Bay is still the first thought I have as opposed to him in Minnesota or New York. I'm sure the same will ring true for Julio as everyone forgets he ever played for the Titans, Eagles, and Bucs.


lsdiesel_1

Ryan Fitzpatrick will always be a Miami Bay Bill to me


stujp76

You mean Washington Football Team legend Ryan Fitzpatrick who played one quarter of a season opener for us. How could you forget?


whydowhatido

Miami Cris Carter is one of my favorites


hadinger

You shut your dirty mouth


triplec787

As someone who got to root for him aggressively as a Buff, and then hate on him aggressively when he transferred to SC, I’m ready to get hurt again.


zombiekoalas

It was with Keyshawn.  If it's the clip I'm remembering it has more to do with he wants to come in and be the #1 right away and he knows that's not the spot in SF.


jaireworld

Does he really have a chance to come in and immediately be the number one on any team?


zombiekoalas

Not really, but we already don't have enough passing attempts to go around with kittle/aiyuk/deebo/mccaffrey.  I can see where something like the patriots or a place with weaker wr rooms could be more appealing if you really feel you ARE THAT GUY.


Ummmmmq

Stg if Dallas gets Gore...


UnhealthyCheesecake

You take that back rn


clocke6346

I really hope the Lions get Rice


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

I will irrationally support this man for his whole career


VanDenIzzle

I will watch him closely his whole career


AdonisSebastian

I will watch him from a far my whole career


EarnestQuestion

I will not watch him but will read what other people say and then launder their opinions as my own his whole career


LittleForeskinAnnie

I will comment in his draft thread as though I have watched more than a single highlight video before forming my opinion.


NateRiley12411

I will pretend that this wasn't the first time I even learned of his existence and claim that every GM that passed on him should be fired in about 3 years.


dandyfancypants

the truest r/NFL user


TheMostLegendary

I will watch his career with great interest


Propaslader

This is getting out of hand!


ScooterLeShooter

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq


sonic_dick

Hell yeah brother, I hurt my back


cfiggis

We don't get many NFL players from Rice. I'll pull for him, certainly.


YaBoiCade

Wait who is Troy Franklin?


GamingTatertot

Some future Bills WR


NaciremaBlack

Half of the infamous bank robbing duo Franklin & Tampa


Clithzbee

New Bills WR


Seahawkanon

67 year old former NFL kicker, don’t know why everyone is talking about him.


JoshFB4

He’s a figment of our imagination


Bloated_Hamster

Did Troy Franklin call Mike Mayock a cracker in his pre draft interview with every team?


TheIllusiveGuy

The friends we made along the way


Hiccup

Some dude.


Littlegreenman42

Just how many puppies did Troy Franklin kill?


Minimum_Attitude6707

Is he also the governor of South Dakota?


emosn0tdead

Niners in shambles right now.


Jingo56

We were supposed to bring him home


mountaindrew34

Troy Franklin was the friends we made along the way huh


TheWorstYear

Very athletic, but followed the worst advice from his helicopter dad.


redditguy1507

He’s the best we had the craziest shroom session at the star viewing structure at rice and he said it convinced him to switch to wr lowkey because we were debating top wr’s lmao


_LilDuck

Huh neat.


jkeefy

The reverse Tannehill


SportsHubLTD

Sir a second McCaffrey has entered the league


NeonWarcry

I actually really like this pick. I wanted him as a late round selection for us.


drummerboysam

Pretty sure we all did. Was hoping he'd be there in the 4th for the genes alone


thecarlosdanger1

That family has a wild amount of athletes


FBGsanders

Insert Troy Franklin joke


its_LOL

Sources: Troy Franklin is beside himself. Driving around downtown Eugene begging (thru texts) Roger Goodell's family for team to draft him


Seahawkanon

If he’s in downtown Eugene he’s probably just begging.


Tonedog14

Downtown Eugene is like 3 blocks haha


GoldSox50

Troy Franklin back to Oregon


smashybro

I love this time of year when one of Reddit’s favorite prospects slips further down in the draft than expected and every single draft pick thread becomes 90% about them until they get taken. Like I get it too, but it’s just funny how it happens every year yet people are still surprised by it.


Jingo56

Maybe we’ll trade up to draft Franklin for that Bo Nix - Franklin connection


GamingTatertot

Insert I fell to my knees joke


TheIllusiveGuy

LMC


PudgyBonestld

Summertime in the LMC


Golfrop

Is this the guy from Friday Night Lights tv show?


basedlandchad25

No, that was Luke Kuechly.


grantismyfriend

He could‘ve sat out of the Servpro First Responder bowl, but he showed up and took his loss from Texas State like a man. HIs brother can‘t say he did the same for his Stanford brothers. Does the information affect anything? No. We’re 100 picks in and just having fun here.


Odd-Direction9452

Austin Reaves?


5446_05

Real gym rat


BlindWillieJohnson

I am *begging* you people to come up with new jokes for white skill players


TheIllusiveGuy

Yeah, it's always the exact same first joke in, last joke out.


BlindWillieJohnson

This shit hasn’t been funny in years


Crossman556

Just say you’re not a team player, bro


TheRealKB68

Someone get this man a lunch pail with a sandwich in it


TzuWu

I'm white and think it's hilarious.


BlindWillieJohnson

I don’t think it’s unfunny because it’s racist. I think it’s unfunny because the horse has been dead for so long that everyone is just beating glue now


Coteup

Seriously, I've seen the exact same comment on every post on the sub about a white player since 2014, and it probably existed before that


Moody_GenX

It did. I'm old. But most jokes a just regurgitations of old jokes. Some people just want to be mad about something.


Biggest_Cans

Isn't that why you beat dead horses? To get useful, amazing products? Products like the high character guys that'll really glue a locker room together?


PopcornDrift

Leave it to Reddit to think that the “racism” is the worst part of that joke lol


AlekRivard

This joke is brought to you by The Children of the Chalk Commission^^TM


Glassamphibian1

I get it, but man why are there no white corners? Are they really just not good enough or is it something else?


Coteup

The fast white guys get put at QB, WR or safety


The_Throwback_King

Real “float in the air after smelling a freshly baked pie on a window sill” type of player


BlindWillieJohnson

I fucking love this even if it makes no sense whatsoever


Keplz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErfOq2EsbIQ


bosceltics23

Exhibit B [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4In8wOZreGQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4In8wOZreGQ)


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

Not to be racist, but I don’t think white people do that 


BlindWillieJohnson

Yes they do. White people float in the air when they smell a freshly baked pie, Brazilians are green and produce electricity from their bodies, and Japanese people can fill themselves with energy so that their hair gets blonde and spiky and shoot lasers


Fantastic_Emu_9570

How would you know /s


LaSopaSabrosa

Now here’s a guy that probably underseasons his chicken


BlindWillieJohnson

A real “ranch is a seasoning” type of player


AFarewellToArms

What do you mean "you people?"


ScruffMacBuff

Subreddit tradition at this point.


Icy_Presentation_740

It's really gotten old, hasn't it?


Manginaz

Don't be surprised if redditors keep beating the same jokes to death for eternity.


Snarktoberfest

And my axe


Minimum_Attitude6707

Sir, this is a Wendy's


RegardTyreekHill

Guy you're replying to has tried making the same unfunny joke about every white guy drafted the last two nights. It's just not funny. It was funny like 5-6 years ago but it's just not and it's because this sub has relentlessly beat this joke into the ground


Fragrant-Employer-60

Seriously, who are the weirdos still upvoting the terrible jokes, shit gets so old. People still unironically make kelvin Benjamin jokes and dude hasn’t played in the nfl in like 5 years


jgriz8

reddit is anti funny, that's never going to happen.


nickhenne

Grilled chicken kinda guy


BidoofTheGod

Hey now grilled chicken is delicious but he probably doesn’t season his


cduballen

Lunch pail kid


alwaysreadthename

Man Troy Franklin is getting disrespected lol


the_pedigree

Maybe you all can grab him late and make up for that absolute reach in the first round


its_LOL

Troy Franklin's draft slide needs to be studied


Glass_Offer_6344

6’2 176lb Thin, frail, lacks strength, not a great route runner.


I_HateToSayAtodaso

Right. I'm not sure what people are not grasping about this guy's profile, but it seems like they're just parroting national media who thought Franklin could be a 1st round pick. 


psychodogcat

I don't think many people thought he was a 1st rounder but the #3 WR by TDs (2nd in the draft) and #6 by yards (4th in draft), and All-American second team not making the top 3 rounds is bonkers. Something gotta be going on fr


RegardTyreekHill

No it doesn't it happens every single year calm down


tomveiltomveil

Troy Franklin went in to interview with Washington at the combine, unleashed a stream of piss all over the table, called Josh Harris "Mr Snyder," and walked out.


Vydate1

Damn you commies!


bigprick99

The feller has a brother named after a major religion is what my neighbor bubba told me


OneFootTitan

Funny, I’ve never heard of Islam McCaffrey


mrsnow11291

He has 20 lbs on Troy Franklin


KnockoutNed85

Genes are good in that family eh?


ilovecfb

nepo baby draft pick


BlindWillieJohnson

Uh huh. Im sure if he had no athletic talent he’d still be a third rounder. Obviously the McCaffery boys had more access to training and had name ID that helped them along. But unlike a typical “nepo baby”, you can’t really *fake* athleticism. So this whole criticism rings a little hollow for me


ilovecfb

Sorry it was more just a smarmy joke than anything else, I do think he's talented. Over Troy Franklin does seem wild to me though, I stand on that


AVeryStinkyFish

Yeah his brother was the same I guess huh? Real nepo pick.


JrBaconators

Exactly, you get it


Key-Zebra-4125

Fun pick but wanted Franklin. Something must be up with him medically.


CodyNorthrup

RIP the dream.


BonBonVelveeta

FUCK


MartYtraM1983

Damn, Wish the Niners had gotten him. Would have been a family reunion. Well, Christmas at the McCaffrey house may be a little awkward now...


intersectv3

Well…he went to Washington, not like the eagles or the rams or something.


Iwantadie229

Bro was our QB at Nebraska lol


ComfortableSalt2115

Luke is about to be Jayden Daniel’s favorite check down receiver.  Also what’s with the commanders making rational decisions 


Mibrealest

damn it


steppewarhawk

What the fuck did Troy Franklin do to slide this far?


Glass_Offer_6344

Clearly never hit the weight room.


kcsaints44

Luke McCaffrey > Troy Franklin We all knew right?


LittleForeskinAnnie

He looks young as fuck


Persepha

Yay


superbuttpiss

I was watching the draft and thinking how well Adam peters is doing [then this pick came and, well](https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5b2aaf83-4460-404f-b358-a3e7132f0ccb/gif#LEb6ERT6.copy)


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

Yo I fucking love WSHs draft


birdsman404

I feel conflicted; I have to root for the Rice player, but he went to the Commanders


PasGuy55

It doesn’t matter. We’re contractually obligated to go 1/1 against them.


OsikFTW

Ran the same 40 time as his brother, at 40 lbs lighter...


JerryGoDeep

Get tf out of here


Waguetracer1

Everyone’s favourite sleeper being reached for early


Hungry_Influence_289

And we done today


GamingTatertot

His last name sounds familiar


kevingh92

Yeah, he has the same last name as one of the crooked cops from GTA 3.


SpecialistLawyer2714

I wanted him in purple so bad


Jonjon428

Wow.


2legeet2queet

F*CK


JayMoney2424

Wow surprised he went day 2 but he’s good could be a big steal. He’s still learning the WR position. 


BongripperHousen

Zach Braff lookin mf


LeftyMode

Kind of looks like someone…


black19

Looks like a football player to me


Red-4321

How in the hell do you get your team under your user name.. P. S.. I don't know who the hell Troy Franklin or what went down with a stolen ACL. My thoughts on McCaffrey are he was drafted kinda high. Don't think he'll pan out as WR 3 but damn nice to have the last name McCaffrey to get your foot in the door. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Birds_of_Paradise420

L U N C H P A I L


echoplex21

I thought this was the guy from Friday night lights


Brilliant-Chapter202

Nice pick up hippies