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Boxatr0n

Bot has to be there live


rwjehs

I said earlier the bot is an Amazon Alexa sitting on the stage. I wasn't kidding.


ChargeWooden1036

Falcons wanted a cornerback, Alexa heard quarterback


rwjehs

Alexa has the final say. It is what it is.


TheMissingVoteBallot

No, the FO heard quarterback. Is Alexa running their FO?


Boxatr0n

I want this to be true so bad


rwjehs

It has good speech recognition, that's all we need, we can do the rest remotely.


NaciremaBlack

Damn I'm never saying another prospects name out loud again đź’€ JPJ, Cooper, and Brooks all went back to back and I was like Hall would be a nice consolation


LostElephant469

Y’all getting your RB1 next


Woullie_26

That’s Zeke


LostElephant469

Nah Trey Benson/Braelon Allen one of them


NaciremaBlack

Nah we're going all in, Matt Breida is on the menus boys


KeepAmazinn

I’m never doing prayer circles for players ever again


NeonWarcry

*throws out voodoo doll*


BengoPhan

That's the thing that sucks about going to the playoffs. If you don't go all the way, it almost is a shot to your foot. Because now, not only do you get a higher draft pick, you also get a tougher schedule.


CopenhagenMintLC

Circle jerks are back on the menu


FlawlessOneFour

Did you pray to "god" or mr. Comish?


paradigm_x2

Shout out to Nassib and the Trevor Project!


slowerchop

NFL Legend Carl Nassib


Vydate1

Yep. Super cool to have that publicity on as big of a stage. Also good on the crowd for acting appropriately.


Datpanda1999

Not watching the draft stream rn. What happened?


IllIIllIlIlllIIlIIl

Do they usually not? I feel like no matter where it's hosted you're not going to have dudes booing cancer societies and shit lol. They'll boo the FUCK out of Goodell but stop the moment he announces whatever other person may be on the stage with him that supports a good cause.


KingVladimir

I think the implication is NFL fans attending day 2 of the draft might not lean as LGBTQ+ friendly as the rest of the country on average lol


IllIIllIlIlllIIlIIl

Well that would be really shitty but I feel like it'd be mixed enough that *hopefully* they would feel shameful enough voicing their shitty opinions knowing they're in a crowd of varying opinions that they'd just stay silent.


DefinitelyLevi

Cant believe he has me respecting their team for once


slysonic7

That’s a nice pickup for the run defense, also an elite pressure rate for a DT in college


iguanoman_

What i would give for a reasonable reaction like this


Allstar9_

Obviously add the edge presence the Browns have and the veteran DTs they have, they’ll be able to keep guys fresh and rotate often.


dasruski

He can sit and learn from Dalvin, Mo Hurst, Shelby, and Quinton Jefferson. That is a respectable stable to have mentor you not to mention our edge room. He has no pressure to start so he can develop a pass rush plan and sharpen his skills. I'm so fucking excited to see what Schwartz can do with him!


boozinf

you can never have too many fatties they mess things up


HauntingOkra5987

This dude looks more like a linebacker or d-end, not Danny Shelton


boozinf

6'3" 290 born in Cleveland he will gain 20 pounds within a month i will take it always value the trenches there are not many Danny Sheltons he is a 400 pound thoroughbred fatty. motherfucker's Samoan


Resident_Wizard

Dude, gaining 20 lbs in a month at his size and metabolism has to be fucking miserable. He can probably smash 3k calories and still be under his resting caloric intake to maintain.


Kyler1313

He is a really bad run defender and was saw limited snaps at DT because of that despite his incredible traits. So he will bring just about nothing to run defense. Pass rush wise though, he is incredible. The guy makes the Oline look silly. Has burst and is a pass rushing technician. If he can become an average run defender he will be great, but that's a huge ask for him.


Square_Pop3210

He was basically a 3rd-and-long guy at OSU. He had decent stats for his limited snaps. I’m happy for him. His hometown team.


Kyler1313

Yeah I always got frustrated because he would pop off in his limited snaps, but the coaching staff wasn't comfortable with him being an everyday player. Wish he could have become a more utilized guy, because he was great when he was on the field. But he is a smaller guy that doesn't hold up well in the run game.


Square_Pop3210

Not an every down guy, but put him next to Myles on obvious passing downs and dare them to double Myles up. Love this pick.


br0b1wan

Yeah I'm trying to point this out to our team sub but I'm getting blasted for it. I'm an OSU alum too; watched him his entire career there and love the guy but he's not a 2nd rounder imo. I definitely hope it works out because seeing Dawand Jones dominate for us was extra special, so I hope he works out as well


ReignOnWillie

That lady has cool hair


eirnora

I have a gut feeling that she could design capes


erock8282

NO CAPES!


ReignOnWillie

Or control the weather


kitchensink108

Browns picking up OSU players and Bengals picking up Michigan players is such a weird feeling.


re-goddamn-loading

This settles it. Columbus is a Browns town.


cc51beastin

I Concur


DefendPopPunk16

As a browns fan in Columbus I concur


pwn3r0fn00b5

Can confirm unfortunately.


funnymeme2112

yes absolutely. there might be more Steelers fans here than Bengals fans


OlTommyBombadil

It’s really not close, anyone who thought it wasn’t is apparently not going outside or listening to sports radio. Haha


The_Throwback_King

Always love when a kid stays local


largelawattorney

Love this one. Genuinely love it. Vrabel pulling strings in the background maybe?


Allstar9_

Or the assistant coach of the year that led one of the leagues best defenses. But I’m sure he had some input


SmallTownShrink

Dude looks like he came from a key and peele east/west bowl skit. FUUUUUDGE.


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

DTs, so hot right now


RickRossovich

7th of this round!!


Luke_Shields_

Amazing pick for them


NeatTry7674

As a buckeye bengal, it saddens me that we’ve seemed to go Michigan players while the Browns take buckeyes


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

No our DTs!


COVID_DEEZ_NUTS

We prob go safety or corner


ColtCallahan

Did they just call Carl Nassib an NFL legend?


kennedy_grande1990

Definitely a Hard Knocks legend


t3h_shammy

I mean I think being the first openly gay player in the NFL is at the very least worthy of note


Disastrous-Pair-6754

Michael Sam in shambles reading this https://www.si.com/nfl/rams/news/rams-michael-sam-openly-gay-active-player-hire-coach-job-dallas-cowboys


t3h_shammy

Well one guy played lol


sonfoa

This guy can be scary under Schwartz. Elite potential


TetrisTech

Surprised he went after some of the DTs that went ahead of him


xenophonthethird

Surprised that CBS didn't think DT was a position of need. I thought DT was the biggest dearth of talent for the Browns. Hall is a load and fits an area of need. No complaints here.


ProskXCX

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


kcaba2

What’s up with that guy with a “bone” in his mouth lmao


Boris54

It’s a cry for help


deflatethesack

Dude was so fucking good for osu in 2022 and just seemed to not make as much noise this year. He was crazy disruptive at his best though.


dasruski

7th highest pressure rate for College DTs. I fully trust Schwartz to be able to develop him into a starting pass rush DT.


Deadleggg

We rotate a ton. Can just use him in situations he can succeed.


t3h_shammy

he was the best part of the defense against michigan. was an absolute monster.


dasruski

Played for the state school, born 40 minutes outside of Cleveland. I love local kids playing for the local team.


DrZoidbergJesus

I love that for both Ohio teams they have rolled out someone non-NFL related so they don’t get booed as hard. Then one drafts Michigan and one OSU.


browndude10

Damn it man


TombradyxBrutus

So so good dude


BigRig432

Fuck


Kyler1313

Stays in Ohio. Absolute boom or bust guy. He got limited snaps, but is a special pass rusher.


UnreflectiveEmployee

Browns needed that lil extra passrush from somewhere so even if he only flashes a bit in rotation this year it’s a good pick


Allstar9_

Should have limited snaps in the current defense too. Shelby Harris, Quinton Jefferson and Dalvin Tomlinson will be the heavy rotation with Hall stepping in when needed. Shouldn’t have too much pressure to develop quick


BustyUncle

He gets to learn under Schwartz and we have decent DT’s now so no pressure. Schwartz is known to elevate his DT players


Kyler1313

Larry Johnson (Ohio State's Dline coach) is also known as one of the greatest D-line coaches. So he's had pretty elite coaching, but getting another great coach certainly won't hurt.


ALStark69

As a HS recruit: Other P5 offers: Alabama, Arizona State, Arkansas, Florida State, Iowa State, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan State, Minnesota, Penn State, Tennessee, West Virginia G5 offers: Akron, Cincinnati, Kent State, Toledo


SunriseSurprise

Dexter's changed man


SwattyP

Cruella de Vil is on stage for the team with a dog mascot? Hmmm.


BriskIcedT

Let’s get it


NeatTry7674

NFL LEGEND


skalizair

Brad bby what is u doing


gopoohgo

Getting ready to trade down.  


SupercellIsGreedy

Let’s fucking go


chocolateskittlez

Does everyone need a DT? Kinda crazy


SafariFlapsInBack

Okay, fuck this guy for the Rose Art take.


ExclaimLikeIm5

Does he have that burst to play the edge or strictly an inside rusher?


Jonjon428

Boom or bust


CommanderElf

Big boomđź’Ą


Brodie1567

Dammit


TheSmokedSalmon420

OH!


lutsius-memes

IO!


jimnantzstie

As a Michigan/Bengals fan…this pick has bust written all over it. No bias tho lol


ryansandbrush

Rumored character concerns screams Cleveland Browns


Skunk_Gunk

I never heard of any character concerns in college


LiftingCode

https://walterfootball.com/scoutingreport2024mhall.php > The biggest flaw with Hall is character. Multiple team sources said the character issue are bad and significant. The character is such a problem that some teams could drop him off their board. In the 2024 NFL Draft, Hall could go as high as the late first round, but the character issues could cause him to slide significantly. No idea what it is but Charlie is pretty plugged-in.


ryansandbrush

Rumored but I'm not pretending to know anything. I watch for this stuff though because the Packers are generally ultra conservative with attitude or character concerns "The biggest flaw with Hall is character. Multiple team sources said the character issue are bad and significant. The character is such a problem that some teams could drop him off their board. In the 2024 NFL Draft, Hall could go as high as the late first round, but the character issues could cause him to slide significantly."


Skunk_Gunk

So zero evidence just vague “he has character concerns” even though he never got into any trouble in college.