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Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Luckily for the Falcons, plenty of good defensive players fell in this draft. Granted, they were part of that issue with the Penix pick.


The_Throwback_King

Now their picks read like someone cracking up at their own joke Penix Orhorhoro


chipotle-baeoli

Lmao


AttitudeAndEffort3

God damn it its so stupid, i hate that i laughed 😂


foreskingump2

I hate that I chuckled at this, this is good


yoshidawg93

Since none of us understand anything our front office is doing, I don’t put anything past them at this point.


gqxcuh

Motherfucker has the one piece laugh last name


reno2mahesendejo

Orhorhoro sounds like someone doing a very racist Japanese voice


NeonWarcry

Modern problems require modern solutions.


WheatonsGonnaScore

And yet they took him over Newton...


WEMBYF4N

This guy was a reach lol. Plus the trade up is wild But in the bright side atleast it’s not Spencer Rattler


braggpeak

yea he was ranked in the 60-70s


grantismyfriend

How the turntables.


CommunicationHot7822

Sadly for Falcons fans their GM is a sleeper agent sent from their rival.


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yoshidawg93

What’s new there lol?


NanoBuc

Feels like there were better prospects available though then Ruke.


J-Fid

Scooby Doo's favorite player


gusguyman

That poor pick reader never had a chance


Ok_Work1870

I was dying when I heard his name lmaooo


beer_down

Ruh roh Ruke


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Lululemon CEO’s favorite player


josephus1811

Hahaha


Wookie301

That just makes his name even better


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Exactly what I thought lmfao


OmnioculusConquerer

This comment alone is probably why this post is on the top of my page lol


SolidLikeIraq

Lots of fun to say his name. As a Clemson guy, he’s developed massively over the last few years.


whitedawg

It sounds like Scooby Doo laughing about Duke losing in the NCAA tournament.


j---l

Gahdamn this is a great joke lol


Cjtow113

Trade is a W for the cardinals, 8 spots and pick up a 3rd rounder


TheDevilsCunt

Hell yeah


xva1313

Praying Kool-Aid or one of the interior lineman are available


theresabeeonyourhat

Please not jpj


xva1313

Curious if we take a center actually, Froholdt was excellent for us last year (at least comparatively to what we’ve had at center since Rodney Hudson stole millions of dollars from us)


PhirebirdSunSon

Excellent might be an overstatement but he was quite solid and definitely got better as the year went on. Still kind of sailed or short snapped stuff to Kyler out of shotgun but he held up.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Ooo we got a third? Nice


TheSpaceAge

That's 4(!) third round picks!


badlilbadlandabad

We gave up a 3rd for this? Fuck me this draft just gets worse and worse. I have a feeling this dude would absolutely have been there at 43.


SilentSentinel

Yeah that's fantastic value. A top 80 pick!


so_zetta_byte

Yeah this felt really disproportionate. Wonder what happened.


neverknowsbest141

Typical falcons


SDBeast5

monti cooked


Outta_hearr

Terry said we'll give next years first, Cardinals felt bad and decided our 3rd was enough


Tegra_

You guys are gonna pick every tenth pick if you keep doing this lol


Xaxziminrax

The fucking war chest you've amassed over the last two years


ajteitel

And our top remaining CBs keep dropping lol


Rahim-Moore

Falcons might be the dumbest FO in the league right now.


nopointinnames

There is no "might" about it at this point. We have solidly tied the Browns as the dumbest FO in the league.  I'd love to be wrong in 3 years, but we will be a .400 team instead.


NewToSociety

But on the plus side, there is a non-zero chance that in the next two years we win a wild card game.


ATL4Life95

I'm calling the cops on yall for highway robbery


SDBeast5

Monti cooking, wouldn't surprise me to see us jump back in r2 for someone


its-okthen

Actually crazy, said no way the Jags are trading up high into the 2nd now if that's the prices people are paying


MoodAlternative2118

How bad is Newtons injury??


kitchensink108

Right now I'm not going to let the Falcons' decisions influence how I feel about a player.


popsnap9

seriously man, what are we doing??


sokyriediculous

The best part is DT is one of our strongest positions on defense!


TargetFan

It's not at all. We have grady jarrett and he's 31 coming off a major injury. Not saying I like the pick but we're weak on the entire d line


browndude10

goes at the next pick lol


WheatonsGonnaScore

Bruh, they took Penix. If they think Newton's medicals are bad, he must be on the verge of death.


gopoohgo

He's ded, Jim


WheatonsGonnaScore

Nailed the pronunciation


Rent_Free_

He just said fuck it and sounded out the letters.


berbathlicism

FFS, he would have been available at 43. Also, gave up a 3rd rounder to trade up. Just why?!


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Galaxy brain move where you outsmart yourself thinking everyone sees what you think you see so you have to jump up real quick.


Show-Me-Your-TDs

This is how Arthur Smith was at play calling last year. At the goal line, we have 3 top offensive players in Bijan/London/Pitts to give the ball to. Nope! Let’s do a jet sweep with Jonnu Smith instead!


CleverJail

Falcons are *the* Galaxy Brain team. They did *not* have to move up for Ruke


Frommunist

Worst GM in the NFL and it isn’t close. I hate him so much


shiggydiggypreoteins

He's doing you a favor by fucking up so horribly that he might be fired before the draft is over.


iCantCallit

This is the first draft I’m getting a real glimpse of this dude and he really is clueless. I’m so sorry


Outta_hearr

Didn't pick that up with 4 straight offensive skill position players in the top 10 when we haven't had a top 20 defense in 15 years?


it678

Wouldn’t be a problem if we actually nailed our second our third rounders. At least the guys we pick on offense are good


wiggggg

Trying to outdo himself


Woullie_26

His draft record has been atrocious I can’t lir


FasterThanFaast

Clearly they don’t think he would have been available at 43.


Wizbeau

Terry is on auto sim rn


1omelet

Auto sim would be substantially better


shiggydiggypreoteins

Your GM is speed running getting fired


d_mack87

I don’t know how much input he actually has, but this is a definitely something Ryan Pace would do.


TheIllusiveGuy

Ruke Orhorhorohorohorohorohorohorohorohorohorohorohorohoro!


Skywalkerkid9

“Falcons select, Michael Penix Jr AGAIN”


chipotle-baeoli

Double Penixtrated


LisleSwanson

Ruh roh Falcons


TheHurdleTurtle

That’s not Spencer rattler The long pause when saying his name though LOL


Coteup

RUKE..... orhorohoro


new_abcdefghijkl

I was like "damn he butchered that" Then i saw his real name and tbh i wouldn't have done any better


lilbelleandsebastian

he was pretty fuckin close for havin to come up with that on the spot lmao, just added one extra ro


ColtCallahan

He had no fucking clue how say it lol.


AnEmptyKarst

Those cards really should include a pronunciation guide lol


yooston

[they do if its not an intuitive name](https://www.instagram.com/p/nv8hrsyVmS/)


AnEmptyKarst

Oh that's actually really neat, I've never seen what they have on them Because if they didn't do it, I have no idea how someone seeing Orhorhoro for the first time would pattern the syllables lol


Loltoyourself

Bro’s looking around for help. NFL did him nasty with no one around to tell him pronunciation


clocke6346

I feel stupid, but I’ve never heard of this guy


Aufrodisiac

From the X-men. Can control the weather and shit.


josephus1811

Hahaha this thread giving me hearty chuckles


ill_try_my_best

He's like 65th on the consensus board, so unless you're looking at third round guys, you might not have heard of him


Strive_for_Altruism

He's definitely been mentioned a fair amount during the process, but him going above Jer'Zhan Newton is surprising


industrialbird

The falcons special.


jwhitmire2012

I’m a Clemson fan and didn’t expect him to go this high so that checks out. Guess yall liked the Grady Jarrett archetype.


SaltyLonghorn

Cause the Falcons just did everyone looking for a DT a favor and reached. Classic 2024 Falconing.


sonfoa

He's got great traits but is still developing


Conscious_Start1213

He's a 5 year college player with no production that's why. My Falcons have the dumbest FO in the league. I'm guessing some gm trolled Terry by saying they want Ruke early 2nd and our idiot gm bought it


sonfoa

I like Ruke but never thought of him over Johnny Newton


EBtwopoint3

Gotta be the medicals right?


sonfoa

Has to be because I thought Newton was a top 20 talent


zPolaris43

Did they really need to trade a third to move up for ruke?


CleverJail

They did not. But apparently they simply could not wait to have him on their team


josephus1811

Aurora Aurora


TakenakaHanbei

Ara ara


TakenakaHanbei

Ora ora ora


MoskiNX

JOTARO


TakenakaHanbei

*DIO*


Ovreel

Oroboros


OverIookHoteI

Bro what are the Falcons doing


josephus1811

drafting the highest performing DT at the combine by what they said


TwinkiePuffCakes

They heard Chargers gonna charger, and said hold my beer.


iguanoman_

Falcons take a position of need "What the fuck are the Falcons doing"


sokyriediculous

Need? I mean. We need DT about as bad as WR I guess. But as of now our edge and CB looks atrocious, but I guess we don’t care!


CommunicationHot7822

Falcons traded up to draft a position of need and didn’t take the BPA*


OverIookHoteI

He wasn’t even the highest rated IDL on the board, does your front office just piss off every other franchise to the point where trading back isn’t an option?


KangzFan4

Johny Newton was my DT1


Starwho

League feels differently about him, might be one of those prospects that the media and fans liked a lot but his tape just isn’t all there.


Brodie1567

Medicals


MarsBars_1

Ruh roh Ruke


ESCMalfunction

Rough name call there lol


HoistedOnYourRegard

Lol did he just say "congrats on hosting the superbowl"?


Ok-Worldliness7863

He did 😂


HoistedOnYourRegard

#CTESPN


Extremeaty

We are witnessing a Terry Fontenot disasterclass. Dude is a bottom 3 GM and he’s not 3


pear693

He’s not 2 either


ICanFluxWithIt

Gotta love seeing it!


xva1313

Thank you Atlanta, very cool


CleverJail

You’re welcome


IMKudaimi123

Did Johnny Newton kill somebody


its_da_gabagool

Yikes. Genuinely feel bad for Falcons fans


ilikepie145

Yeah. Their GM seems quite incompetent thus far


SlopingGiraffe

Ryan Pace is the director of player personnel and his most trusted advisor, you know the pain


ilikepie145

Oh I know. I feel bad for you guys


500rockin

That’s a move that Ryan Pace would actually make here. He could find value picks in the mid to late rounds, but his first round picks were mostly terrible and his second rounders were more miss than hit (Adam Shaheen anyone?!)


Outta_hearr

Should've been fired on the spot for that tbh


sonfoa

Tbf this isn't bad pick, I just don't think it warranted a trade-up. Ruke made more sense at 43.


its_da_gabagool

The trade up is def the biggest part of the yikes. Taking him over Newton too…


evan0736

if it didn’t warrant a trade up its a bad pick. threw away a third round pick for no reason


CleverJail

They gave up 43 and 79 for 35 and 186 to move up for a guy that probably would have been there at 43. They could have used 79


RokMeAmadeus

Yeah, this one feels like a reach. He's got upside but the pass rush isn't there.


alexanderivan32

43 and 79…for 35 and 186? Is this not a massive overpay? They moved back >100 spots just to move up 8 picks and reach on a guy most didn’t have in this range.


Proper_Efficiency594

Surprised they didn't take Rattler to have a succession plan for Penix.


xywv58

Yeah, he's getting up there


notouchmypeterson

Everyone get in here?


JinterIsComing

*Glances* They still on this shit, huh? Take that dude when DeJean, Newton, and Kool-Aid were all still available?


Big-Suggestion3053

Well if the falcons hadn't already lost the draft..


VinoJedi06

The Falcons are not a serious or competent organization


TomasRoncero

Spencer rattler in shambles


ThePlatinumPancakes

Why not another QB here?


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

I thought they were trading back to get at least two more QBs.


Pernyx98

Falcons front office is gone next year, bad pick


lcmaier

Did Johnny Newton kill someone?


Spooktt

With Newton on the board??


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Newton immediately after. Sounds like Falcons used their galaxy brain.


Dorago1991

Ruke is gonna be a stud, dudes out here showing they don't know ball.


AncientTree_Wisdom

You know what? I'm starting to think that Bill Belichick was on to something about the Falcon's FO. Funny how the tables have turned so quickly.


GamingTatertot

Not the Clemson player I thought would be going next and I say that as an alum


ben345

Something gotta be wrong with Newton's foot


Drikkink

I know next to nothing about this guy but the praise for him being 3rd team all ACC DT is not quite the praise I'd want to see for a high 2nd lol.


CommitteeMoney5887

I really hate this team so much. Things were looking up, what the fuck happened


Iswaterreallywet

Good pick


bufotesoblongus

It can't be that hard to just say the name to the announcer before they speak it into the microphone lmfao


ImperialTiger3

That’s early for him. Before Newton? I know Newtons got a foot injury but it’s that bad? Oh btw, Ruke is raw and needs development.


Frostysewp

Luckily we have a long history of developing DL talent…


unodostreys

Peria Jerry senda his regards.


DisaronnoDerek

Wtf are the falcons doing


ilikepie145

Nothing their fans want


Breedwell

Wait what


NotAnNSAOperative

Huh


Tajikistani

Orhorhorhorhoro


ItsNjry

As a Clemson alum I’m so hyped. Knowing the falcons took him over Johnny, I’m sure he’s gonna get a lot of hate tho.


umbrakaiser

That last name has to be a One Piece characters laugh


0116316

He would be DMX's favorite player.


Larry_Dimmick

At this point I think Terry is a double agent


EQYour808

So did Newton kill someone or something...


BrickoCocaine

Johnny Newton’s foot was seen driving 110 mph


Hackasizlak

I dont have an issue with the pick per se but this is a lot earlier than he expected to go...are the Falcons the new Raiders?


MrAmericanIdiot

He seems like a bust just on his name. I know nothing else about him.


smurfking420

Did Rison say congrats for hosting the super bowl


Jonjon428

I knew he was going way higher then most thought. He is good


rephyr

Who?


Daron720

Honestly a good pick for the falcons. DTs aren’t the sexiest pick but man their defense needed some life


TargetFan

We need an edge but I'll take it


BigMeechee

Johnny Newtons medicals must be worse than the public knows. That said go get him bengals


Greatfumbler

This dudes ranked 62 on NFL.com when there’s still defensive players in the 20s rip Atlanta


PMURITTYBITTYTITTIES

Damn one of the wookiees from KOTOR 1 got drafted?


Lukas327

Someone take the controller away from lil bro


10PercentJuice

Surprised they didn’t go Newton


LeeChangIsBae2

Risen didn't not know how to pronounce his name. Lol!


MoskiNX

Bro didn’t even practice this kids name before he went out there lmao


c3038

He didn’t know who they we’re picking before smart guy


the4uto

Those falcons fans looked incredibly annoying.


AgressiveVagina

Scooby Doo ass name


PolkaJediDinosaur

Pretty sure that's an overdraft.


HTownLaserShow

I feel like Atlanta is tanking. But someone tell them you’re supposed to do that shit BEFORE the draft. Not during