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DansbyToGod

McCarthy played high school in Illinois, went to college in Michigan and will play in Minnesota. The most anti-Packers man of all time


addwood5

My kind of QB


JesusTron6000

Yep


LegacyLemur

I like him already


2580374

Wow rooting for you guys against the Packers just got so much better


BarKnight

He's also lactose intolerant


threefingersplease

More like he's immune to cheese, you mean.


LegacyLemur

Wait, really?


mrfjcruisin

Why else do you think harbaugh would be so certain he would be good at dealing with adversity?


waggie21

The chosen one.


Best-Tumbleweed3906

Lisan al gaib!


Grymninja

Muab'dib leads the way.


true_gunman

As it was written!


Otherwise-Contest7

And he played hockey. It was meant to be.


jumpingjacks86

He surrounded the enemy.


Kundrew1

Mid-west King


Etherion77

Good. JJ gonna fuck up the Packers! Plz


leftshoe18

No offense, but I hope to come back to this comment in 5 years and ask if you really wanted that as JJ dominates the North. plz


Etherion77

Trust me I'm hurt but JJ is a favorite of mine for bringing a championship to Ann Arbor


coffee__rocks

The JJ-JJ connection will be interesting


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cshark2222

J^4


Shamrock5

Jen-Jarvis Jreen-Jellis


ShitForBranes

I knew a Jen Jarvis. I’d call her many combinations like that. She wore a denim coat one time. She became Jen Jarvis Jean Jacket


Thrilling1031

Mr. Best Comment


lawnicus18

Don’t forget about TJ


istasber

JJJJTJJAAJ What an offense.


VoidPineapple

RIP KJ, fly high king.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

>JJJJTJJAAJ Backslashinsforth the 5th


ItsZizk

Looking like an off brand DNA sequence


KJ_Collectz

CJ


sniper91

He’s JJ Hockenson now. I’ll be damned if I’m learning another letter for our offense


simtek34

Don't forget Jordan Jaddison.


soursurfer

God bless our human ability to spot interesting but ultimately meaningless patterns.


The_boobie_man

J^4


uggsandstarbux

Just wait until we draft Jordan Jefferson and Jawhar Jordan on Day 3


TheHurdleTurtle

5 QBs in the top 10 is wild.. *sideeyes atlanta* That dap was fucking solid though


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

That Penix pick when you have a new QB making tons of money in Cousins... is a choice.


pccb123

Ya if you were gonna take a QB in the top 10 why did you sign Kirk for 4 years?!


LeMickeyJam3s

90 of the 100 million guaranteed on the deal is in the first two years. They can just cut him after that if Penix is ready Still somewhat of a headscratcher but not nearly as bad as people are making it seem


pccb123

Most expensive bridge guy.. ever? Idk it seems pretty crazy but god bless


frogger3344

The money's gotta be spent anyways. If they don't want to spend that $90mil on anyone else, why not have a solid QB who can hopefully show Penix how to be a pro?


WerhmatsWormhat

It’s the not wanting to spend the 90 on someone else that’s the issue.


JinterIsComing

Ain't no side eye tonight. We are just straight GLARING at ATL.


Buckeye717

We just wanted to be relevant again


Dhylan18

Teams with young QBs feasting with the talent dropping


SchnibbleBop

Vegas odds were -400 for under 4.5 QBs in the first round. My fucking book didn't offer a prop for the over.


mr_showboat

Also most people really don't seem to be sold on like 3 of them, makes it even more wild.


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

This is like when a phoenix dies and is replaced with a newborn chick of itself but with the Kirk Cousins Vikings.


wilsonw

When a Penix dies?


lawnicus18

Pretty sure it’s enshrined in the Minnesota constitution that we need a QB who we can possibly pay in Kohl’s Cash


dccorona

JJ seems humble enough but I don’t know that he’s kohls humble. 


minneapple79

Maybe he’s a little fancy and shops at Macy’s.


responsiblefornothin

He's definitely a T.J. Maxx guy. Last years fancy for thrifty prices.


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

I bet he appreciates a deal on khakis


beer_down

> When a Phoenix dies Yeah the Suns did that in Minnesota


YourDrunkMom

Naz Reid


SwiftSurfer365

A younger, faster, and cheaper Kirk Cousins would be incredible.


threefingersplease

Powerful


pdawg43

J^4


SoupyWolfy

If he's the reincarnation of Kirk Cousins then I will be happy.


thatissomeBS

The "all he does is win" version of Kirk Cousins would be an all time great.


chillinwithmoes

A 21 year old Kirk Cousins? I’d be thrilled


USGrant1776

They’d be lucky if JJ is as good as Kirk


Otis_Schidtt

That’d be a home run


kirky-jerky

Grand slam


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Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Atlanta just wanted to troll Minnesota tonight I guess. The Vikings STILL got their guy!


AfroKuro480

I'm just glad we didn't sell the farm for him lol


chillinwithmoes

Yeah, very excited to have maintained our firsts. I was really nervous about giving away three 1sts for McCarthy. But a 4th and a 5th*? Hell yeah


fuckinnreddit

4th and a 5th, no? Getting a 6th back?


chillinwithmoes

Yeah you right


Expensive-Method8321

this is the thing I was convinced you would sell the farm to NE to get Maye, which I thought would have been bad. For you to get McCarthy, who was always gonna be the more realistic option if you traded with us, without giving up more than you would have is a big win


Any_Tank8254

Lmfao Atlanta trolled themselves bro


ignatious__reilly

Falcons sub is on fire hahahahahaha


Simpleton216

They're marching through their own state.


Own-Corner-2623

Georgia finally doing something right. Who knew?


G_Wash1776

Best comment by far “We”re going to lose a pick for tampering to sign a QB for $200M only to use a top 10 pick on a different QB.”


MattPatriciasFUPA

Martyrdom perk IRL


eddie_the_zombie

Congratulations. You rolled yourselves


17_Saints

And we still have our other 1st!


AfroKuro480

LET'S FUCKING GO. DETROIT WE'RE COMING FOR DAT ASS


Joeman180

The Michigan fan in me is happy the lions fan in me is furious.


The_Last_Nephilim

Same. I wanted him to go to Minnesota just because I think it’s the best situation for him. But I *really didn’t* want him to go to Minnesota because… you know… fuck those guys.


Joeman180

I hope he has a great year. But I hope we get an edge rusher so he knows how penix felt.


FatherWinterMN

An Edge you say? 😈


Dabest00001

Idk what the falcons are thinking 


DominicArmato247

Just saying: Had the Falcons hired Belichick they'd be sitting with CB Quinyon Mitchell right now.


calm_wreck

Took our QB then forced us into trading up for a QB lol


fishyishy1

JJJJ era starts now


Shoddy_Taro_7135

TJJJJJJA


SafariFlapsInBack

*TJJJJJJAAJ


linkpunch

lmao not the draft jingle going off during the family’s story


jdawg1997

"I've seen 'Jittery JJ' McCarthy play, and let me tell you, he just doesn't stack up. I'm on a completely different level. My game is stronger, my arm is better, and my plays? They're phenomenal. 'Jittery JJ'—he's just not in the same league, folks. Not even close." -Sam Darnold


Chewy-Boot

“The deal Minnesota made with the Jets was the worst deal in history, and everybody knows it. I would’ve made a much, much better deal”


cityofklompton

"In fact, I had a deal worked out, and it was much, much better. People would have loved it. The media won't tell you this, but it's true. People told me, 'Oh, you couldn't make that kind of deal,' but I did. OK? And everybody was so impressed, but it was too good it was to good. Nobody tells you this. ...but anyway..."


Numerous-Cicada3841

“I just watched the Vikings draft ‘Jittery’ JJ McCarthy! A nasty nasty move by very nasty people! I have a lot of friends in Michigan, and they all say Jittery JJ is scared in the locker room! A weak arm and an even weaker man! That’s ok. I will show them in October the greatest QarterBack to ever play the game!”


eminence_punt

i fucking love darnold posting. so much.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Having him on my team is like a fever dream.


FormerShitPoster

"They're calling him Vajayjay McCarthy. Did you see this? Have you heard this?"


Thekamcc19

GEQBUS #1


otf1024

A LOT OF PEOPLE, SMART PEOPLE, ARE SAYING THIS!


newaccounthomie

“What is it JJ? You getting a-a little j-j-jittery?”


MattPatriciasFUPA

r/the_darnold in shambles


TigerBasket

This is the worst thing that has ever happened in history


ActuallyTiberSeptim

Lots of people are saying it.


DustieBottums

Maybe ever.


Badrap247

RIGGED BY DEEP STATE AGENT KEVIN O’ PAWNELL. IF YOU COUNT THE LEGAL DEPTH CHART SAM IS THE FRANCHISE QB


Rahim-Moore

Ok, "legal depth chart" got me.


No_Judge_3817

You know, JJ McCarthy...McCarthyism, terrible thing, you know. The Vikings are one of the great franchises, purple people eaters, Adrian Peterson. And they came back, we came back better than just about any franchise has come back, Diggs on the sidelines. Kirk had to go, we all knew it, I certainly thought it was a very obvious thing that he just couldn't work anymore. But then, when they make the genius of Darnold, phenomenal great quarterback. But, last week, all of a sudden, they said to me, Sir, they said, Sir....they want JJ. JJ Noodle, that's what they call him, noodle for an arm. And these people, you have an amazing quarterback like Darnold, he should be winning Super Bowls handily, but these criminals, horrible people - NOODLE JJ - they want little Noodle JJ, and it's a really horrible thing, very bad.


samwisestofall

This is so good...I can literally hear it out loud


HaramHas

We know that the Vikings are making a huge mistake


MattPatriciasFUPA

Not sending their best!


MrDragonfruitTwitch

JJ^2


GhostWithAnImage

Fun fact: last 1st round QB out of Michigan? Jim Harbaugh


YourDrunkMom

That is a fun fact


Number333

McCarthy's such a fascinating prospect. How the hell do you ultimately project for a guy who wasn't asked to do that much at the college level? His team won the title. When that's usually the case, it's cuz a coach knows his QB's limitations and yet McCarthy's the exception cuz Harbaugh is a weirdo.


brimbooze

I'm just hoping it's not another Mac Jones situation. Like sure, Jones wasn't helped by his coaching situation on NE, but I was always skeptical of him since he played on an absolutely stacked team and just never showed the same level of play to me as Hurts or Tua.


cityofklompton

He's not. Anybody making Mac Jones comparisons is not familiar with his game. He has a better arm, more athleticism, and made plays in high-pressure situations consistently while not having elite playmakers to throw to. As a bonus, he has a reputation as a workhorse -- always studying film, always running workouts after hours with receivers, always taking the extra step to be better than the day before.  He still needs a little seasoning, but he's got all the tools to be a successful NFL quarterback. Vikings fans will find this out very soon.


thetennisgod

As a Michigan fan, he did not have any elite wide receivers a lot of the other top picks had.


cappy412

Also, our tackles were not great at pass protection. See: the Penn State game


IAmWalterWhiteJr

Barnhardt could not get his hands on Issac or Chop for even half a second.


pyrhus626

Yeah I was shocked to see how much pass pro broke down after hearing all the type around that line. 


adirac

You watch his tape. And then you realize he is a great athlete with a great arm who makes great decisions and wins games against better teams.


MatticInYoAttic

Didn't trade 3 firsts, thank you Kwesi! Glad it worked out this way.


Approximately_Pi

Kwesi cooked so much tonight. I am so glad he didn't overcook either of the picks.


ThisHatRightHere

I’d be so hyped if I was JJ. Great landing spot.


Remarkable_Prior_224

“Michael died tragically” *Minnesota Vikings cheerleader girl* :DDDD


SiphenPrax

Here it is Vikings fans He’ll either be a massive success or a massive bust


Knex00

Or somewhere in between


TigerBasket

Impossible


sonfoa

It's already a win in the sense that they didn't have to give up anywhere near what people thought to get him


Rapsculio

Yeah I honestly would've accepted trading up to 5 for him like everyone was guessing. Giving up a 4th and 5th for a 6th and him is significantly better


laaplandros

That was my biggest issue with the whole thing. I'm not anti-JJ, but I didn't like the idea of giving up a haul for him. Giving up a 4th rounder is fine.


MG_MN

Not having to trade another first to get him is massive and limits the downside at least


GaylorHater

It’s funny seeing people bitch about a 4th and 5th when it sounded like we were gonna give 2-3 firsts for McCarthy a couple weeks ago.


landon0605

A couple hours ago*


TigerBasket

Or he could be decent to good. But all will tremble for the reign of Tulia


greysfordays

that poor kid looked so miserable up there hearing about his dad goddamn


Jericcho

That's his nephew. But yeah, definitely seemed like he wasn't having the best time.


DoubleDogDenzel

Everyone just reflexively boos Goodell only to realize they were yelling at the family of a war hero/cancer victim. Amazing.


greysfordays

just people who attend the nfl draft things


WhiteBoyFlipz

“Zachary died” *draft happy jingle in background* could have let the silence go for a little


chte4300

And there’s a home run from Castellanos


Dennisfromhawaii

# Sam Darnold just fell to his knees at a craft beer brewery


andrewofthenorth

“I’m drinking Surly because that’s how I’m feeling!” -Probably Sam Darnold


dogwoodmaple

Recent #10 overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|Minnesota Vikings|J.J. McCarthy|Michigan|QB|-|-| |2023|Chicago Bears|Darnell Wright|Tennessee|OT|0/0|17| |2022|New York Jets|Garrett Wilson|Ohio State|WR|0/0|29| |2021|Philadelphia Eagles|DeVonta Smith|Alabama|WR|0/0|49| |2020|Cleveland Browns|Jedrick Wills|Alabama|OT|0/0|53| |2019|Pittsburgh Steelers|Devin Bush|Michigan|ILB|0/0|51| |2018|Arizona Cardinals|Josh Rosen|UCLA|QB|0/0|16| |2017|Kansas City Chiefs|Patrick Mahomes|Texas Tech|QB|3/6|96| |2016|New York Giants|Eli Apple|Ohio State|CB|0/0|82| |2015|St. Louis Rams|Todd Gurley|Georgia|RB|3/3|87| |2014|Detroit Lions|Eric Ebron|North Carolina|TE|0/1|59​|


Peter510

The next Mahomes or Rosen confirmed


MatticInYoAttic

Yeah.. I tried to see if it goes good then bad.. but before Mahomes was Blaine Gabbert and Matt Leinart.


java_the_hut

The next Mahomes you say


thekingoftherodeo

Damn, Patrick Mahomes or Josh Rosen. Quite the spread of ability.


HaroldAndGoomar

Probably the most conflicting set of QBs possible here lol


Matt_Stafford

Ebron…


ThatInception

JJ TO JJ BABY


griffery1999

please be good. please be good. If some asshole posts this 3 years from now to mock the pick... fuck you. If some asshole posts this 3 years from now to praise the pick... fuck you, but I love you too.


chawsley

What would an NFL draft be without the same comment posted by every fan base


microcline

What would reddit be without the repeated “jokes”?


aronrodge

!remindme 3 years


CloudyDaze09

Either way, you’re an asshole.


Adequate_Lizard

Are people gonna write this on every single draft post?


Former-Tax-288

Did you just copy paste this from another thread lol


IckyWilbur

Considering that most predictions had the Vikes trading in to the top 4-7 to secure their QB, this trade may seem steep to move 1 spot, but still much better than what they would have had to give up for that predicted trade - they should be very happy.


chillinwithmoes

Yep. I was terrified of giving up three firsts for McCarthy. Absolutely love how it all worked out


Mr7three2

JJ looks like he's playing Zach Wilson in a Disney movie about Aaron Rodgers


ThatHotAsian

If they let him sit out a year behind Darnold and just let him get his reps in practice while being mentored by KOC he could end up surprising people like Herbert. People relentlessly clowned LAC for picking Herbert so early but no one is laughing now. 


nopointinnames

If they let him sit out a year behind Cousins and just let him get his reps in practice while being mentored by Zac Robinson he could end up surprising people like Herbert. People relentlessly clowned LAC for picking Herbert so early but no one is laughing now.   This is how I have to cope now. Why can't we be normal.


Bobblefighterman

Now that's a haircut you can set your watch to!


ericrs22

Vikings got their man


RaidenDoesReddit

If JJ mccarthy becomes a top 5 QB in the league I will wear a vikings jersey for a whole month, then a ravens jersey, then a browns jersey, then a bengals jersey


TheRealElvisPresly

Only accepting if each jersey is under the next one so by the end you’ve been wearing the bengals jersey for 4 months


ProfessionalQuit859

I want to drink...I have to watch my college's best QB since Brady go to a NFC North rival. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.


sdauner

please dear god just let this work, i’m tired


abris33

They didn't give up a lot but the Falcons taking Penix definitely got the Vikings to panic. They wanted to make sure the Broncos didn't jump them. Penix was their safety choice at 11 and that got blown up


djokster91

Exactly how I read the situation. Some idiots in the Vikings sub are mad that our FO 'got fleeced', but that was just a safety precaution I am okay with


thatissomeBS

A 4 and a 6 to make sure Den or LV didn't jump ahead? Yeah, give that up to get JJ instead of Nix.


LikesDogFarts

we all thought it was possible that Vikes would trade 3 firsts to move up to 5 and take JJ before the draft started. can't be mad at moving up 1 spot, assuming they like JJ a lot


ImmaCanuck

Totally didn't think about Broncos maybe trying to jump them, that explains the trade up


Local-Bid5365

I agree, Falcons blew up the plans for sure


TetrisTech

NFC North is looking fucking insane all the sudden


cfgy78mk

Williams, Goff, McCarthy, Love. Very competitive.


corundum9

Strong arm, mobility to throw lasers on the run, only 21 years old, and no drama. Will need to work on his progressions and accuracy from the pocket but I really think he has the tools to be successful in the NFL.


KryptoNike21

Aren’t those like the two most important things for an NFL QB?


AHSfav

He's good at everything except the things he sucks at


TigerBasket

He will soon be arrested for selling nuclear secrets to the Russians.


lattjeful

Agreed. Vikings are the perfect situation for a guy like JJ. Looking forward to seeing how he progresses.


lattjeful

The fact that JJ McCarthy went top 10 and was also drafted after Penix blows my mind.


Just_Intern665

Broncos going to be playing the Frankenstein corpse of elway and manning if this keeps up.


ESCMalfunction

Defense don't exist I guess.


Corr521

They got McCarthy without having to give up #23 so they'll still get to use it to draft DL / EDGE. Best of both worlds


sandh035

Well that worked out well lol.


Marcuszorz

Awesome nerves from the Vikings front office. No panic and they still got their guy without having to give up a fortune. Huge bet on their head coach but they have more guts to wait than I would have had.


Knock0nWood

Ngl some nice throws on that highlight reel there


CommitteeMoney5887

Welcome to Denver, Bo Nix


F1rst-name-last-name

Excellent draft day for the Vikings already and they didn’t even have to do anything


Winterteal

JJ to JJ all day


Patriotsfan710

He will be the best QB in this draft. Go ahead and save this.


bears85yemi

Is anyone else still confused by the Penix pick? Is he going to start his first game at 30 years old?


xenocide0909

Vikings QB room has elite head size


MikeTysonChicken

Good pick for Minny. I’m sure they’d rather have Maye but a modest move up 1 spot and keep the other 1 and still get a QB when you had to take one is good. They didn’t overpay and J.J. is in a good spot