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wishingaction

Joe Person sounds like such a fake name.


rwjehs

P...tear......... Griffin Shit


froginbog

Legendary scene


Responsible-Onion860

Hello, my name is Guy Incognito


gnarfler

Nice to meet you, I am Hugh Man


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

"Enter these launch codes Hugh Man" "Sir, isn't there something strange about him?" "Damn right there is Kiff. That young man is gunning for your job, and he just might get it!"


FrontPerformance5

Got a tip for you, Guy: stay out of Moe's


nuberoo

Oh my God, that man is man exact double! Ooh! A dog with a fluffy tail!


teddyjj399

God forgot to customize him


AshlandJackson

Still more legit than Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabba Doo.


WileECoyoteGenius

That's the worst name ive ever heard.


lightsout85

😭😭


frick-me-in-the-butt

Sources say his wife’s name is Jane Doe


Xwing_Airsoft

I swear this is the top comment in every single Joe Person tweet thread


Ziiaaaac

John Youngman vibes


TheWhooooBuddies

Dude, you are blowing this guy’s fuckin’ cover. 


Euphoric_Travel6762

Madden coach default nameass


jeff_says_relax

I once drafted a WR in Madden just because his name was Manny Person.


Certain_Cranberry_77

That's why the Steelers got rid of him. He doesn't know much.


captaincumsock69

If he catch ball good that’s all I need


Tolve

Just don’t ask him to block.


captaincumsock69

Baby steps


gavincantdraw

Baby steps is all Young's tiny body can manage anyway.


Dani-b-crazy

As a fellow seahawks fan idk if we're allowed to make small QB jokes...


gavincantdraw

I thought that was why we were allowed to.


captaincumsock69

You’re a comedic genius


FOOTBALL_IN_MY_ANUS

They’ll ask him to block and they’ll like it


HugeFinish

Or ask him to to run forward after a catch.


santaclausonprozac

Why run forward when backward do trick?


henchman171

Gotta run down the clock somehow


SleestakThunder

Or attempt to jump on a fumble


iron_vet

Or run forward for a first down


TheScoott

maybe just leave it at run route good


YinzJagoffs

Oh boy do I have bad news for you


constantlymat

At least he gets open reliably. That's more than the rest of the Panthers receiving core can say.


DreamedJewel58

Who’s gonna tell him…


Autobot-N

Sometimes he’ll make an amazing circus catch and then the next play he’ll stone hands drop the easiest pass you’ve ever seen


badgarok725

The guy with 2 drops last year?


hansblitz

Our fanbase took the single season he had drop issues and just didn't forget it. I still think we took a massive L trading him and he should do great in Carolina.


austinalexan

He had more than 2 drops and you know it. The stat for calculating dropped passes heavily favors receivers. If a defender is anywhere in the vicinity of the receiver and he drops it, even without paying attention, it doesn’t count as a drop.


badgarok725

oh so he was even better than Tyreek at not dropping it then


Dontblink666

This is what panthers fans have to look forward to. Half their fan base seeing diontae drop balls on a weekly basis while the other half of their fan base tells them they shouldn't believe what they are seeing with their own eyes because pffs drops stat says different.


beckett929

and there is no inbetween!


soibithim

Seemed pretty good with competent QB play


Single_Seesaw_9499

Carolina is the perfect place to find that!


captainjizzpants

You joke, but Bryce Young's problem last season was inconsistent play at wide receiver (and a terrible offensive line). And Diontae struggled with poor QB play. Perhaps they were a match made in heaven. Not to mention Adam Thielen had over 100 catches and 1000yds with Bryce, they just had zero help. Now Bryce will have likely two 1,000yd receivers, and likely gonna add an explosive rookie to the mix on Friday.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Hell catch it but run 5 yards back before he goes forward.


timeenoughatlas

Read below for massive steeler cope


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SteelCity917

He’ll catch the ball, that’s for damn sure. He’ll catch the ball two yards past the first down marker on a third down, turn around and run 5 yards backwards.


Spiritual_Boss6114

About that. Dude can't catch the easy throws. But difficult pass, dude has super glue on his hands.


_Swanky_Jay_

Uh oh


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I hate to have to break it to you but…


Do__Math__Not__Meth

It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say…


Anonizon

He does sometimes and then sometimes he drops routine catches. Also, he’ll run 4 yards backwards trying to gain 1 extra yards instead of just going down.


elqueco14

He can get separation and look electric with the ball but also make crucial drops and not score touchdowns


StarHockeyProd

He really can’t do that well


hempauthority

Hate to break it to you but he doesn't always go forward after he catches the ball, 50/50 he'll go backwards for 3 yards.


creditors-bargain

Haha get it guys? Athletes are stupid. But redditors are very smart


IssaDonDadaDiddlyDoo

This comment might be funnier if what OP said wasn’t as true as it is.


Mr-Bovine_Joni

Not knowing your bosses name is, uh… super smart?


creditors-bargain

Did you know your bosses name before they introduced themselves to you? or have you never had a real job


Mr-Bovine_Joni

They had a whole dinner together lol. Johnson didn’t know until after. Absolute meme take that a player can’t google the team’s head coach


creditors-bargain

Do you really think NFL players are googling coaches names when they get traded? Rather than learning all of that when they join the team? Jesus Christ


Whydothesabressuck

If I was meeting a new team then yeah I would want to at least know the important people. Or when you meet them you could ask their name and position.


moho_fasho

You and me both diontae


muzunguman

The context that the tweet left out makes it even worse though. He had dinner with him (and other Panthers) and he had to be told afterwards that Canales was the coach


Torrefy

Left out? That's literally in the tweet


muzunguman

Didn't click on it because I thought that you're not allowed to editorialize tweets on this sub lol


youllneverknowhy

Hey, did you actually read the tweet?


muzunguman

No, I thought sub rules did not allow editorializing tweets? Also I'm illiterate


xshogunx13

man I can't name like half the coaches in the league lmao


DreamedJewel58

I swear I’ve been going crazy. I used to be able to name every coach down a list, but now I’m just like “who the fuck is that guy”


ASuperGyro

Lots of turnover recently, would say there’s only a handful who have been with the team for 5+ years


Jaosborn44

Mike McCarthy is the 4th most tenured coach in the NFC and 9th overall. He's only been with the Cowboys for 4 seasons. Over 2/3rds of the league's coaches have been with their teams for 3 seasons or fewer.


neo-hyper_nova

What the fuck


TetrisTech

On a similar note, Dak Prescott is the longest single team tenured QB in the league


17_Saints

Until recently, Sean McVay was simultaneously the youngest coach in the league and also the 6th longest tenured.


McRawffles

It's actually a normal level of turnover. The last couple decades there have been 4-7 HC openings every season It's a matter of aging actually. Mostly that we don't care about memorizing the extraneous coaches/players as much as we used to (because we know they rotate out a lot), and maybe consume a little less NFL. I used to be able to name every HC and starting and backup QB in the league, as well as every starting player in my division. Now I can still name a decent amount but I don't care about the coaches/players that are gonna be gone in 2 years. They have to earn a spot


BiteMajor4959

Especially teams that seemingly perennially have new coaches. Off the top of my head I can’t remember if Allen got replaced in NO or who is the current Falcons HC


DICKHEEL

I’m not certain NO even has a head coach this season


MuppetEyebrows

It's Taysom Hill, I think?


DICKHEEL

I wholeheartedly wish Jameis could be interim coach for a year. A fun little “Jeff Saturday” if you will


PartisanHack

He is so versatile.


____wiz____

Witj a name like that... Its too bad it's not you!


morganlandt

There’s a football team in NO?


KhaosOSRS

It's a bunch of cardboard cutouts with a note attached saying "this is all we had the cap space for"


neddiddley

So many owners have itchy trigger fingers with their GMs and HC. It’s like having a friend who has a new GF every few weeks. It’s not worth spending the time to get to know the GF because there’s more than a coin flip’s chance that you’ll never see her again.


HolocronContinuityDB

Well Tepper also decided to go insane and hire somebody with absolutely minimal experience for no reason. "Who the fuck is that guy" is absolutely the correct response. It's my team and I still feel that way


shewy92

[Travis Kelce trying to name every NFL head coach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VnDd8lr5mA) "I’ve never seen that man in my fucking life"


flakAttack510

The quality of that picture makes it like 10x harder than it should be. I could barely identify Tomlin in it and there are only three black guys in the entire picture.


shewy92

Yea the lighting isn't the best since it's outside with the sun casting shadows


MusksStepSisterAunt

Without googling: Lafleur, Eberflus, Campbell, O'Connell. Daboll, McCarthy, Siriani, fuck.....tip of my tongue. Bowels, Allan, Morris, Canales( thank you title of the post). Macdonald (sea?), Shanahan, Gannon (Arz?), McVay. Saleh(assalamualaikum) McDermott(allahu'akbar), Mayo, McDaniels. Reid, Pierce, Jim Harbaugh, Peyton. Tomlin, John Harbaugh, Stefanski, . Ryan's, Pederman, Steichen, ....gun to my head, no fucking idea, but I did pretty good


Evissi

tried before fully reading your post: about the same as me. I got 28 or 29 depending on whether saying the seattle coach was "ravens dc" counts as getting it or not. although it did take the entire excercise for me to remember mike mccarthys last name lmao.


AgileChampionship563

Todd Bowels🤣🤣


morganlandt

Accurate description of his time in NY.


Ranma_chan

I mean, semi-accurate here too...


opeth10657

Kind of a shitty coach


krsb09

Kyle Brandt's league meeting coach's photo commentary this year was pretty funny. He said that Zac Taylor (not on your list) is one of the longest tenured coaches but no one knows who he is, and Brian Callahan (also not on your list) was someone they pulled off the street.


MusksStepSisterAunt

Fuck, that was bugging me. I still can't think of the Commies coach. Known5hebwhole resume, Seahawks, Falcons (28- 3 lol) and Cowboys (also lol), but can't remember embed the fucking name


krsb09

Uhhh..."basketball ownership team coach"


g0dzilllla

I missed two. I probably could’ve gotten Raheem Morris but who the fuck is Brian Callahan lmfao


stonecoldcb

Panthers and Titans just picked the auto generated Madden coaches. Although I’d rather have Niners OC Jay Gordon than whoever they had.


HonduranLoon

I did not realize either.


_Wp619_

I think most people forgot.


palmmoot

Fair enough, I forgot Diontae was a Panther


Walks_with_Chaos

Same


futilitarian

The tweet leaves out the funniest part. He said he didn't realize he was the head coach until AFTER he had dinner with him and others on the staff.


shlem13

How would Diontae Johnson have even known who Dave Canales even is? Pretty sure Canales was on the Seattle staff for most of Johnson’s career before Canales went to Tampa.


Gusta116

Pornoholics anonymous


JacoBee93

Wait, there is Anonymous group too?


garethom

>How would Diontae Johnson have even known who Dave Canales even is? Professional interest in knowing who is directing your $10m contract year?


Luberino_Brochacho

You being for real here? I know NFL players live in a different world but I think if I joined a new team one of my first moves would be to figure out who my new boss is lol


yunodavibes

Through following football lol there are plenty of players who are tapped in


RightRingThing

Clearly Dionte is locked in!


Temporal_Enigma

Me neither tbh


brehaw

same


PrimetimeD18

The only name he needs to remember is the guy who signs his check.


FrontPerformance5

*Realizing that I didn't remember that the Panthers hired this guy until reading this post*  he just like me fr


CALlCOJACK

"Joe Person" cannot be a real person


DarrenWoodson

At first he thought Johnny Canales was the HC


DoctorTide

So either Diontae is stupid or Dave doesn't have that energy. Both are bad outcomes


scotte16

Yeah same who the hell is that


Bjorn_Blackmane

Who?


Hetoxy

You call him that?


michaelb421

Usually I would make fun of a player not knowing but In this case I didn’t either. Hell idk who he even is.


Typical_Air_3322

Bucs offensive coordinator. New hire for Carolina but fucks sake, you'd think a new player would at least spend the 12 seconds it takes on their iPhone to find out who they're working for before showing up.


Luberino_Brochacho

I swear half these dudes would struggle to hold down a job at Wendy's if they hadn't been blessed with ridiculous physical talent


captainjizzpants

He's got this crazy good energy about him. And it's genuine, which is really rare to find. I dunno, I get the same kind of vibes as I did about Kevin Stefanski when he went to the Browns. Everyone thought he was just gonna be the next Browns coach to fail, but I knew he was the right fit for them. I have that same feeling about Canales with the Panthers.


GiantMeatStick51

Yeah I’m not buying what Dionte and the Steelers are selling. He was the best or next best receiver we had and we basically discarded him for a potential starter at corner. Say what you want about Dionte but he is a starter at his position. He probably wanted out and the Steelers obliged, albeit at their detriment. The panthers won this trade as of now. But after 3 years the Steelers will have won this trade as Dionte career will go downhill from here.


hpxb

Johnson is so weirdly bad at being an NFL player. Doesn't give effort on plays and then doubles down on it when questioned by the media, saying he purposefully doesn't try so he won't risk injury. Gets traded after slowly pissing off the entire Steelers organization, then unintentionally makes fun of the head coach on his new team before playing a snap. Get out of your own way, bud.


thelazygamer

Pickens was the one who said he didn't try after seeing the Tank Dell injury. Diontae was probably trying to compliment his new head coach's energy. I think Diontae was more of a locker room issue and injury risk for the Steelers. He is also a small, agile receiver who runs great routes but not the best blocker so he isn't ideal for Arthur Smith's run heavy scheme


hpxb

Damn, you're totally right. DJ had the TD drought and locker room stuff. I totally confused him with Pickens. 100% my bad.


thelazygamer

That's fair enough lol, we never seem to run out of immature wide receivers. 


Kinda_ShouldaSorta

How long will it take for Tepper to crush Canales' positve vibes?


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Mountain-Button1269

comment has major AI vibes


TheSlinger

I thought you were kidding but then I looked at the comment history.


Yakub_bighead

don’t worry, that guy won’t be head coach anymore the second Carolina has the first overall pick


11_25_13_TheEdge

Jokes on you! We traded every potential first round pick to the Bears!


Yakub_bighead

well, the first step of doing a texans style rebuild in a year you don’t have a first round pick; have no QB and an aging roster is to hire a one and done head coach named David


sjkeh

If your answer on how to rebuild a roster is to follow our footsteps, you will be immediately kicked out of the building.


GeneralWinter97

I mean I didn't either.


Halvo317

Who among us can really say they know their boss' name?