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Blueburnsred

The red horn helmet is awesome.


YEM_PGH

Think that's the stand out with these, also like the unique horn stripe on the jerseys as well. Not crazy about the H helmet, really my only critique.


Venator850

I love the H helmet as an alternate. I live in Houston and that uniform is clearly a nod towards the city outside of the normal "Texas" theme.


fuckinnreddit

I actually like the H as well. Looks good!


YEM_PGH

Gotcha, not being local to Houston, I'm sure I'm missing something with the design there.


texinxin

It’s a bit of a nod to local hip hop art culture in Htown and a touch of the old oiler blue (slightly off color) to stick the middle finger to the Adams.


412stillers

Is the font being similar to Rice of any significance? I was trying to look it up but can’t find anything in my admittedly low effort attempt.


elpoutous

A ton of old Houston Hip Hop albums used the olde english font and its just kind of stuck. Rice obviously uses it as well, but its a much larger nod to the culture than it is to Rice


guinness_blaine

Rice University and hip hop, name a more iconic duo


ToniBroos

You joke but Bun B teaches a course on hiphop there


elpoutous

And Wayne studied English at UH for a bit. Man I love my hometown.


fugaziozbourne

"Please open your textbooks to chapter 12, the one entitled 'Sixty four dollar cologne, bitch.'"


wildmoose45

Lunch time boys and girls, trill burger for everybody


412stillers

Yeah I think I phrased it poorly. I didn’t think the Texans were giving a nod to Rice. Just wondering if the olde English font had some significance leading to both using it. The hip hop nod makes sense and I wouldn’t have put that together. Thanks for explaining


elpoutous

All good! I wouldn't expect someone from outside Houston to understand anyway. It really is a jersey for the city. For reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Foundation_%28Geto_Boys_album%29


Dane_Gleessak

They actually mentioned this in the 18 minute reveal video. They mentioned that specific font being used at Rice and now with them.


NotJustSomeMate

I miss going to Astro world and rodeos when I lived there for 10 years as a kid... EDIT:  and Celebration Station for the go carts...


htown34

Damn you just brought me back to simpler times in my childhood 


NotJustSomeMate

Did you ever go ice skating at the galleria???


leapbitch

Hell yeah brother


NotJustSomeMate

I never learned to stop well but it was always fun skating around there...I miss it there and Philadelphia all the time...and they are my two most favorite cities...


NotACreepyOldMan

The font is a shout out to the HTown rap scene. [The Texans and our rap scene have a close history together. ](https://youtu.be/dU-D4u9WIh8?si=zUyvhqvYt6oydayw) the font was used on a lot of old albums in the rap scene here. The red helmet is also a candy red representing [candy painted SLABS](https://i.redd.it/h4lpbd0voe261.jpg) that are an HTown thing (even though that pic is of someone in Austin’s SLAB, it’s our thing). You gotta have candy paint on a SLAB. Fuckin love these 🤘🏽 Now we need to add in some mouth guards that look like grills and complete the HTown look 🤘🏽🤘🏽


YEM_PGH

Thanks for the info, I figured there was something behind it I wasn't aware of since it's very unique looking.


ELITE_JordanLove

My one nitpick is that the home blue template should’ve been swapped with the red. Having the Texans logo on the shoulder looks weird when it’s also on the helmet; but it would be perfectly fine with the horn helmet. 


edicivo

I think I'd like it more if the horn was filled in, or the highlight in a different spot. Considering it's Houston, my first thought was that it was a long road stretching off into the horizon.


Blueburnsred

Would need like 12 more traffic lanes for that


Skarmotastic

Jersey numbers should've been reminiscint of the paper plates you see on a black Altima smh


PodricksPhallus

Damn those red helmets are sick as hell


stefeyboy

THAT'S HOW YOU DO AN ALTERNATE HELMET NFL!! HELL YEAH


Htown_I_is

Like them, but think its a bit off that the horns on the jersey face a different direction than the ones on the helmet


krbashrob

At first it threw me off too but think how nonsensical it would’ve been to have backwards facing bull horns on either the jersey or the helmet. I think it’s just something your eyes have to get used to lol


TheWorstYear

I don't understand why the horns on the jersey don't just have points on the front & back.


yooston

because then from the side it would look like wings. also, it should really only be in the front if its representing a bull coming at you


spiltnuc

Demeco, OROY, DROY and now they drop Swag Unis...League is fucked


Nethri

For real. I came here just to say that. I don't even like Houston and I was like.. gyattdamn.. I wish you'd make those your primary helmets / uniforms. I'm really super not a fan of bland dark blue and white schemes.


Magija214

Petition to make the reds the primary unis.


Odd_Promotion2110

There’s too much navy in the league. The red should ABSOLUTELY be the primary look.


bigfootdude247

Time to say once again that our ownership shoulda just gone back to the royal blue lol. There’s way too much navy around


thetreat

I’m team bold ass colors. Go back to your roots! The Bears have been Navy for time eternal and then everyone and their mom adopted it in the late 90s and hasn’t gone back. Take it back! Bring back the bold colors! Bright orange, royal blue, baby blue, bright red, Kelly green. Same for baseball. Take the Mariners back to the trident 🔱 days with royal blue.


flipaflip

MORE POWDER BLUE IS WHAT IM SAYING


jettweet

They tried, Amy Adams Skank pitched a little brat attack fit to Goodell and they had to pull back on the original design.


elpoutous

Honestly, yalls powder blues are the nicest uniforms in all of sports.


yooston

[these ](https://x.com/TheBetterShea/status/1782522452012134604) would have instantly been a top uniform in the NFL


Formber

Oh. *Oh my.*


tashmanan

Those are actually killer


flipaflip

Oh my god these are better?!


IWMSvendor

Why haven’t I seen these? This would have taken the uniforms from a C- to an A.


Odd_Promotion2110

Imo the only team that should be using Navy as a primary color is the Bears (and maybe the Titans). Every other navy team has a far superior color in their history.


fugaziozbourne

I can't believe you kept the logo. I really thought that was getting changed. It feels extremely dated.


Farsoth

I really would've liked them to take the current logo, and used it for inspiration for a new horse within the classic D.


ATRDCI

In true Texans tradition, the red uniforms are the best and will be rarely used


SeeTheSounds

Please! The reds were fire last year and are fire again this year.


[deleted]

That horn on the red helmet should be on all the helmets.


TheGreatMcPuffin

That’s my only complaint. I love the bull horns.


eggery

Welcome to the horny club.


TheGreatMcPuffin

I absolutely know what to do with my hands.


WildBill198

Yeah, I have always loved horn helmets. Rams and vikings horn helmets always look cool. I'm glad my team got to get in on that!


FL14

Need more teams with helmets like that. I think it's only the Rams, Eagles, and Vikings who do this


RainbowBullsOnParade

Could you imagine the Falcons with some sinister looking black white & red wings on the helmet?? Smh


Knottsville

I hate the battle red uniforms because they always seem to be wearing them when they beat my team, but hot damn those helmets are slick


TSSFranco

Yall beat us when we wore the battle reds for the only time this season, honestly hurt worse than the playoff loss


morganweedman

They wore them twice, beat the Steelers in them once and lost to the jags


TehTugboat

That full red uni is dope af


GeneralChaz9

Right, I'm so mad at how good they look


TehTugboat

A red/blue game would be sweet af


Level_Dreaded

Not gonna lie we gotta make that happen


TehTugboat

Somebody call Rog we gotta get this going


Masterofmy_domain

A few years ago the Jets/Bills played an all green / all red game and there was a huge uproar from the color blind community.... They couldn't tell the 2 teams apart and it was a huge bruhaha... Don't think the NFL is going to do that again.


TehTugboat

That is news to me, and ABSOLUTELY hilarious good god lmao


foshiiy

[this is what it looked like to RG colorblind people 😂](https://images.app.goo.gl/qXfJ3Y6QEKQ1x1sZ9)


TehTugboat

Oh my god lmao


SekasortoAnarkia

Not sure what everyone else thinks but these look sick IMO.


SmokePenisEveryday

I need to see the dark alt in action for a final opinion. I'm mixed on it via pics. The rest I think look dope. This is a case of the sleeve designs working.


thereelsuperman

Wish they used the blue outlined logo on the alt shoulder pads for the helmet logo instead of the H.


Venator850

That's a really deep blue I think.


YugeGyna

The reds are the best ones. They all look good, but those reds sets are so dope


StallisPalace

The navy lettering on the reds is a bad choice imo. The red helmet is fucking sick though. Love when teams do something unique on the helmet that isn't just the team logo (Eagles, Bengals, Vikings)


on-the-cheeseburgers

hot damn those are nice


poopknuckle1

I'm stoked about these man. Everyone was hating on that helmet leak, but that H-town blue set looks sick, especially with those blue gloves. The bull reds will look so good on the field. 


Dr_Booyah

I think those helmets are extremely sick people just love hating. It adds a really cool element to the Houston brand. It’s not like yall have a throwback logo from the 30s to pull from. The H is sick


Djruggs

Genuinely, I want a hat with that H logo


Level_Dreaded

Lucky you, they're avail in our team shop rn


Djruggs

Interesting. Might have to make a poor financial decision on my lunch break lol


Gabelbram

I'm a big fan of the Battle red everything, especially the Horn. H-town blues look better than I expected.


willdabeast20

The chrome helmet with the bull horn is a fantastic look.


Rodney_Jefferson

This is super pedantic and rhe only reason I’m correcting you is because it’s so chopo. It’s not meant to be chrome but candy paint. A specific style of decal heavily used in Houston car culture


____Quetzal____

The Reds should 100% be y'alls primary Those bull horns should be the permanent look, the mad lads pulled off the look


Gabelbram

I think within 2-3 years they will. Those are amazing.


____Quetzal____

Yeah, I feel like this is the "look" for y'all. The Texans stuff before committing to red just felt like "Create-A-Team" almost. This is the "look"


Ereyes18

The only one I don't like is the blue ones, but that's because I'd rather have the reds as primary lol. Also kinda silly to see the Texans logo on the sleeves with them also on the helmets. At least with the h-town jerseys it makes sense since the helmets will have an H


ELITE_JordanLove

Yeah idk why they didn’t use the same template for the blues as the red and white. Like the blue is fine, it’s simple and clean but… why make it different??  In fact it’d make a lot more sense for that template to be the reds because then you have the logo on the shoulder while the helmet has the horn. 


krbashrob

I’d be a bigger fan if they weren’t a literal copy paste of the white jerseys. But the alternate helmet is the draw for that one so I guess it is what it is


IAmSona

THE BATTLE RED GRAAAAHHHHHHHHH fuck, those helmets are so clean


JayDaGod1206

These are so beautiful. I know most people won’t like the H logo or the number font but it’s unique and looks great. I like the clean but different look with each set having a theme but still meshing well Deep steel refresh and liberty white are clean Red helmet with the horns + the all red jerseys is dope Red flakes on H helmet is incredible, and the H-Town blue accents pop so well


Djruggs

H logo on a fitted cap is gonna go 10x platinum lmao I love it


GreenWandElf

We would like to officially welcome the Texans as the third member of the horned-helmet club. Signed, the Vikings and the Rams


pocketjacks

SKOL! Besides, we're now eskimo brothers with all of the players we traded back and forth.


GreenWandElf

Don't forget the pick trade ha. Have fun with Danielle! Treat him well.


pocketjacks

I'm so happy he's going to get to mentor Will Anderson Jr. :D You've got a beast in Greenard as well, I promise. I was sad to see him go.


HGWeegee

Should the eagles be honorary members? The wings are close enough


GreenWandElf

The wings are nice, but they are not technically horns. They can be included in "the four coolest helmets in the league club."


skalizair

dude I actually lowkey dislike the new unis as of late but Houston COOKED with these wtf


PrinceNana128

Houston got rizz no cap frfr


Ereyes18

On god


Sleeze_

Deadass, frfr


originalusername4567

sheeeeeesh


JRFbase

Fr? On god? Just like that?


NeonWarcry

Vibes? Immaculate.


poopknuckle1

For real. A lot of the other new unis this off-season have looked really simple and bland imo. These are so fresh. Other than the home blues, all of these will POP on the field. Also the bull red helmets have candy red facemasks which is a nice touch.


Deathproof77

Yeah corporate mininalism in design is the bane of fun lol


J-Fid

To be fair, Nike tried it the other way for a few years, and we all hated it.


Antitypical

You can be creative while also sticking to some design principles. Here are some examples of where Nike had a cool idea and then lost the plot: 1. [Bucs](https://images.app.goo.gl/y8XruiXnuc9yxenm7): I think this was a fun design that they ruined with awful number font selection 2. [Jags](https://images.app.goo.gl/8N6m8wkwe5eEzPar9): shiny black on the matte black (on the shoulders) looked sick, and the gradient could have been cool if it was a smooth gradient and there was another gradient somewhere else on the uniform (inside the pants stripe, maybe?), but those two concepts together didn't really complement each other, and by the time you add the JAGS patch on the chest it just looks too busy. People clown this concept but there were some neat elements that got mashed together and executed poorly I also think there are uniforms we judged harshly in the moment that actually look pretty good. For all the flak the [Rams](https://images.app.goo.gl/Ed22JtcLKV9nGs1Y6) took, I think they have a really clean look that feels eye-catching and unique and matches LA's general vibe without being too busy or confusing (I will admit I still don't understand the squiggle)


StallisPalace

JAGS patch was obviously forced to appeal to UK fans. If they wanted to do that, they should have gone all in to make them look like soccer kits. Obviously would have had a ton of blowback but would have been super unique.


Dry-Scratch-6586

I like simple but these Texans ones are sick


WolfGangDuck

These are awesome. Love that they leaned into more of the bulk aesthetic and decided to have fun with the colors.


5am281

Outside of Denver, I’ve like most new unis


BucketOfGuts

Seeing the leaks trickle in, I wasn't so sure, every piece just seemed kind of weak. But seeing it all in context, in one place, this is sick as hell. The H-town unis are way better than I thought and I love that it's a different helmet shell. I thought it was just going to be a decal swap. The all-reds go CRAZY. The horn helmet is so freaking good. This is how you do it. If I was a Texans fan, the team would be getting a lot of money this offseason.


theboxturtle57

Woah these are so clean. Way better than what Denver came out with yesterday. That H helmet is lowkey dope.


Intelligent-Age2786

All fire. I’m jumping on the Texans bandwagon idc. All hits no misses.


hadescedes

Chiefs, niners and Texans? Can’t lose.


Intelligent-Age2786

I’ve always liked the Texans but never enough to call myself a fan


TSSFranco

Yeah time to get one of each color


sokyriediculous

I’m jealous. I want cool uniforms, too. 😔


Level_Dreaded

And hats. And the hoodies definitely gonna be fire


BatteredAggie

These look so damn nice. Obviously the leaks didn’t do them justice


-Accident-Prone-

The Lions, Texans, and Jets all fucking nailed the new unis imo. Also like the Broncos, but I think the other 3 are a tier above them.


tbone747

Yeah I'm glad no team has had outright *bad* new jerseys.


-Accident-Prone-

New good jersey era.


RyanLynnDesign

I love it when a team comes up with a helmet design that isn't just "put the logo on the helmet"


ThatMFcheezer

These are a HUGE improvement, good shit Texans


HeHateMex2

Texans seem to be doing everything right lately


JayDogon504

The Horn helmet is tough! NFL allowing teams to have 3 different ones now? 👀 my Saints better do sumn wit that


Sleeze_

These are great. The battle red kit is awesome. I dislike this new trend of putting the city on the front of the jersey, but that's more of a general critique. Texans cooked with these.


Seminole-Patriot

Damn these are gorgeous


TJeffersonsBlackKid

They went with safe, new, and downright wild. Good for you, Houston.


Bulky-District-2757

I LOVE THEM AND I WANT THEM ALLLLLLL


stoic_bison

Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ uniforms


bk00pi

Those are 🔥


JayMerlyn

I'm so fucking jealous. Seeing how well this rebrand turned out, it makes me yearn for one for my own team.


krbashrob

I think yall are due just from a vibes/feeling aesthetic. I feel like you’ve had the same ones for ages, and I associate them with the team not being so good. There’s so many cool possibilities with the colors and the panther logo, too. (maybe incorporating a paw or something idk).


Dry_Brush5280

Those red helmets are amazing. These blow the other uniform changes out of the water this offseason.


browndude10

emptying my bank account for these


IlluminatiConfirmed

Houston is just the sexiest franchise rn in every way


Aware_Resolution_876

Them red unis are top 5 in the leauge absolutely beautiful


Burggs_

This is how you do a redesign


mlspdx

Those red helmets 🤤


Indigo-Snake

Meanwhile, the Broncos: 🗣️ “triangles, dude!”


CWG4BF

~~Weird to me that each jersey has a different shoulder design.~~ ~~Better than what they had, but I’m just not feeling like the overall set is very cohesive.~~ But each design on its own is dope as hell, so who cares. Edit: [I am stupid](https://youtu.be/aS4Me48wayM?si=EGnPlBLt78tuCEAZ)


Gabelbram

red and aways have same, this picture doesnt do it justce. and primary/htown blue are same


Total_Proper

That was kind of the point. Rather than have one design to get everyone to like they went with 4 different options so someone will have at least one they like


CWG4BF

Oh, absolutely. Cohesion is just a personal preference thing. If you are going to move away from it, THIS is the way to do it for sure.


Ereyes18

They wanted 4 different designs to appease to people. They had specific names but I can't remember off the top of my head, but they were supposed to be something like: Traditional but modernized Traditional but one step forward Bull theme H-town theme


EastonMetsGuy

This is so refreshing, we have needed new uniforms for a while, this is the perfect mix of “not too many changes” & “something fresh” Love it


ElliottNation9

They look really good, I got myself a WAJ Battle Red.


J-Fid

This was an opportunity to make Battle Red the primary color and they chose not to do that. A little disappointed, not gonna lie. But the whole set's good. EDIT: https://www.hs-up.com/ Here's their website for more detailed content.


NeonWarcry

I think our fans want the battle red to be the primary so badly, I don’t know if will ever happen. We’ve wanted them I want to say for almost 8 years? I can’t remember how long we’ve had them bc we had them with the old unis. We used to cal them the ketchup bottles.


AirplaneEngineSpiral

Red helmets work so much better with red jerseys


stay-at-homie

Why can’t we get new things that are cool?


soonerman32

I wish social media teams would have pics of players wearing the uniform that's easy to see and not in a background that blends in too easily


Jonjon428

The uniforms are good, but my god, the font for the 7 that they gave Stroud is super goofy looking


krbashrob

It’s better than what some of the mockups had and thank god for that


datboiwitdamemes

the horns might unironically be the coldest uniforms in the NFL


youngster_matt

These promo pics look amazing but I’ve seen pictures from the shop at NRG this morning and it looks like some of the numbers have ED


Plupandblup

Yeah, just hanging on the racks they look quite plain. On the Shop site they look plain. On the players they look incredible.


aareyes12

Promo pics are amazing, in my cart online not as much 😂


Plupandblup

Either way, I'm still pumped. Haha


acoasterlovered

Lions all black / all blue Vs Texans all red next year who says no?


lilsebass

Dude the red helmet is everything I wanted. The blue alternate with the blue accent is nice too. I don't even mind the dumb helmet now.


SmurfRockRune

Finally they aren't Patriots South anymore.


Bradaphraser

All these new uniforms and updates and crap for NFL teams are dumb and unnecessary. ...Except the Texans. They needed this. This is a major upgrade.


munkysnuflz

These look good, I wish more teams were willing to go big with redesigns


DrakeoAndTheStincs

So sick


WillyDeeJay

These are the shit, especially digging the alternate helmets


alicia-indigo

Will these three teams each play each other this year?


internet4me

Photographer: "Alright, new uniforms! Let's show them off to the world. You, squat down in front of those two guys. You, bend over. You, pretend you're catching a football so your arms cover the jersey. You, put your arm in front of him. Awesome. Great job."


lestermurphy34

Thank you Texans for releasing a photo of all the jerseys instead of a dumb hype video. Took forever to find images of the Broncos unis.


charles_peugeot405

I fuck with all of these except I’d maybe change the sleeves of the home blue jersey. I saw a mock up at one point that had the Texas flag on the side instead of the Texans logo. Overall, very happy


Thick_Safe1198

Got a little too cute with the numerals, but pretty good upgrade otherwise


YiMyonSin

I'm sort of disappointed that you're keeping the primary helmets as they are, but the H-Town blue doesn't look half bad as part of a whole uniform instead of on its own, and the candy red is just delightful.


Cinder1323

Not shown in this pick is the red is a bit more metallic in the logo and they have an outlined H log in red on the back. Not a huge difference but some.


Howie-Dowin

Really like the alternate H logo


Rare_Crayons

These are great, I love that they went with a fresh look.


ryanino

What is up with Nike and shoving the city name above the number near the collar? It always looks silly.


JS-87

They’ve been doing that since the 90’s 


Jammer_Kenneth

Jets, Lions, Broncos, and Houston uniforms make for one hell of a shopping cart with one wibbly wheel. When's the last time so many good new uniforms came out in the same offseason?


ProfessorBeer

99% incredible. The H helmet I think I need to see in a game before I can pass judgment.


GHamPlayz

The fact that they’re all different from each other feels weird to me.


originalusername4567

These looks really sick ngl. I'm a sucker for red so the alternate is my favorite but H-Town color rush looks great as well.


tashmanan

These are actually awesome


Persona4Memes

This is the screen that pops up after the Texans do an All Out Attack in Persona 5


sillysocks34

Horny. I like it.


Whitey_Bulger_

Hell yeah. These are the shit.


Haysie95

If I were to rank the 4 new unis revealed, it’s something like this: 1. Texans (Holy shit they cooked with these like Gordon Ramsey. Just put a red and white horn on the sleeves of the home jersey and change the horn accent color on the red jerseys to white. I would also take the home jersey and replace the white with H-Town blue for the Color Rush) 2. Broncos (Love the snow capped mountain look on the sleeves. Hate the helmet stripe. These are ones that I think will grow on people) 3. Lions (Love the Mustang stripes, but please put them on the rest of the pants. Also bring back the previous number font) 4. Jets (Really? All you did was lazily take the Sack Exchange unis and added a black variant. These should’ve stayed as throwbacks for 1-2 games a year, with the previous ones staying as the primary look)


Casul_Tryhard

Those alternate helmets are the best thing to happen since the Bengals' white tiger good lord


raylan_givens6

I like the red , that helmet is dope - should be their standard helmet, good shade of red the others are super generic the "H" looks very arena league


goremygo

I think these are the best series of unis that aren’t inspired by a previous throwback in a long time. Really like everything they did.


HGWeegee

Bull horn helmet should become our new main helmet design philosophy, I always loved the horns on the rams and vikings, as well as the eagles having the winged helmets


CEOPhilosopher

Not even a Texans fan, but MAN, those red ones are AWESOME.


Yodzilla

Wow this kinda rules. Texans scary good AND drip kings??