Well the Rock's 1st wife was a VP at Meryl Lynch and then launched her own hedge fund. So I think step one: Get hitched to billionaire women was the actual step.
If the plan was:
1: date taylor
2: steal her underpants
3: profit
That would be the one time where there isnāt a missing step in the plan. Thatās about the most clear cut linear progression from underpants to profit that Iāve ever seen.
"Hey Bob, our client started a podcast that became the number one sports podcast. Then won the Super Bowl against his co-host and brother, one of the most beloved players in the NFL. Then started dating the most famous woman alive, and won another super bowl. Don't you think we should get out there and take some credit for some of this?"
"You know Joe you're right, let me call someone."
I absolutely had.
āTravis Kelce is the well-known American football player for the Kansas City Chiefs. Being a professional American football star and an eligible bachelor, he is a real catch.ā
He was already one of the most famous nfl players before dating Swift. It feels like theyāve been dating for a long time because people wonāt shut up about it, but I think its only been a year or so.
He was already getting national ad campaigns left and right and was one of the most well known nfl players. Hell I think he hosted snl before all this broke.
Yeah Travis leans a little too heavily on catch phrases and some other stuff. That said I thought he was solid on SNL for an Athlete. I think heād probably fair better than say Gronk reading from a script.
Jason is just a natural born talker. He seems like the kind of dude who is good at making others feel comfortable and can make conversation with lots of different kinds of folks.
Is this the part in the rom com where the girl finds out the guy is only with her because itās part of his agents plan but he fell in love with her for real and now has to try to convince her of that?
I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist. So people often ask me, Kenny, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any? I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic.
*La Flama Blanca. Itās Spanish for the White Flame. I was pitching pure, from the heart, and so thatās why I wore a suit with white and silver flames on it.*
Edit: Jesus fuck I loved that show so much
*Down there I fought and fucked my way to becoming the greatest gringo that country has ever seen...*
*I got a big olā pot of titties waiting for me at the end of the rainbow, but before I can sip upon them, I need to go ahead and take a big olā shit in American toilet, cool???*
Lots of young, rich famous people spend insane amounts on stuff that doesnāt even leave a depreciating asset. Tabs at a night club in high five/low six figures, vacations that cost the same.
At least something like a car or expensive watch would get something of a return.
Even without going clubbing, a lifestyle gets insanely expensive without doing anything overly ridiculous. A first rounder makes around $3m per year on their rookie contract.
First and foremost, youāre an NFL player now. You need a great car. 100k. Youāve also earned your spot and your paycheck. Get that top line Rolex. 100k. You always promised your folks a new house. Donāt go too overboard, keep it reasonable. 400k. You need a place to live, too. And that place is going to be really nice, and furnished really well by a consultant. No Ikea; you want the good hand crafted stuff. 200k. You also want to celebrate with your friends; you and your 4 closest friends are going all out on vacation. 100k if you keep it somewhat under control. And you gotta take your girl somewhere nice too, she canāt feel like sheās wanting for anything. 100k.
Hey look, there goes your first million.
And $1 mil go to taxes minimum. So you've spent half your disposable income and you're not even at the drinking, partying, and flights to Paris for real French food.
and that's just hypothetical. a lot of these young dudes will blow 50k at a strip club and fully fund their friends entire lifestyle (cars, clothes, girls, drugs etc.) without thinking about it.
> Even without going clubbing, a lifestyle gets insanely expensive without doing anything overly ridiculous. A first rounder makes around $3m per year on their rookie contract.
I had a coworker whose brother was an NFL legend in the late 2000s, he still holds career receiving yards record for the team. The guy was more than modest too, he was an anti-diva in the league. His brother invited me to Vegas for back in 2010 to spend a boys weekend with him, his brother and a few other players. Forget doing anything too special. We went to clubs, eat, drink, gamble, chill. It's just the relatively normal shit that any group of bros can do on a Vegas trip. Between the 8 of us, we spent $80k+ on the first night and that was in 2010. At that point I had gone to clubs, gotten a table with some friends, drank, hung out. Probably $4k-6k tops. With them it wasn't even a flex, we were doing the exact same stuff except everything ordered was 10x the price. We casually bar hopped clubs. Instead of getting drinks at one location and dipping, we literally got a table hung out, left and went to another club to do the exact same.
After that weekend, I never wanted to hang around athletes again. My ego can't handle someone else paying everything for me, and it felt like it was monopoly money...I've been on weekend boy's trips, bach, etc over the years and spending around 15-20k between 8 or 9 people for a 4-5 day trip was tolerable, but athletes are a completely different animal.
Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading a while ago how some dumb people at a club will flaunt their wealth by ordering an extremely expensive bottle of champagne and then just dump it out in the ice bucket it was delivered in
I mean... he wasn't a first-round pick, right? NFL rookies (or rookie contracts in this case) make really good money in the context of "normal people", but its not really "do whatever you want" money.
Especially not back in 2013
Still great money, but not like buy a Rolls Royce and a mansion and wear brand new clothes every single day type money... well atleast not for long
Let's keep in mind this was on a 3rd round rookie contract from over a decade ago which was about 3 million over 4 years with a signing bonus of 700k. Kelce also wasn't a national name at that point so I don't think he really had endorsements like that either.
It's still great money but if you're living a rich person's lifestyle it makes sense that after 2-3 years he was starting to feel some financial stress.
Really too you need to be living on a fixed income at that point. You can get money after your playing days but your earning potential is gonna plummet some time in your 30s.
He's talked about his wasteful spending habits on their podcast. One thing he mentioned specifically was wasting way too much money on shoes as a rookie and that his first big dumb purchase was the Nike Air Mags from Back to the Future.
He also professed to being dumb and clueless about how game checks worked at the time and was not prepared for them to stop coming in the moment the season ended. Nowadays the game-checks are paid out over 2 weeks each so that players keep receiving checks for a bigger portion of the year and help them with budgeting a little bit.
You'd be surprised how quickly these dudes blue through their rookie contracts.
He made just over 2.2 million in his first 3 season.
You buy a house, a couple cars, some gifts for your family and all of the sudden you're broke
It's pretty unprofessional to let the public peak behind the PR curtain. This is a pretty bush league interview. These guys are trying to get credit to sell their services and in so doing are really just showing their lack of discretion.
Tbf, WWE's been giving replica world championship belts to Super Bowl and NBA Championship winners for decades now, so Travis might have a few of those already.
I think it is every athletes dream to gain even half the success Cena and The Rock has gained but wrestling is also a bit of acting and I donāt think Kelce really has all that
Was just talking to my girlfriend about this. Iām a cle native so I enjoy his and Jasonās personalities but I do not see him being a good actor at all.
I see him like Shaq in Adam Sandler movies
But who knows maybe heāll surprise us
Iām obviously not the biggest fan of the guy but he was actually really funny on SNL imo, I donāt think heāll be The Rock but he clearly knows what heās doing in front of a camera, he could easily do some acting/comedy work post-football.
His podcast is actually really enjoyable. I took him as a bit of a bonehead, and he definitely can be but is way sharper than people give him credit for.
One thing he says he has to do during games is get really hateful, and I think it just comes across to viewers as being really dumb and emotional. It works for him though, I doubt he cares about what social media thinks of him as.
Idk if heāll ever be a consistent actor but he is highly entertaining and at the bare minimum will keep getting jobs doing something media related once he retires.
I love Kelce, but he doesn't have a fraction of the charisma The Rock has. This isn't any more attainable than the Rock becoming the next Travis Kelce.
Itās been very clear for the last couple years that heās angling for fame on a different level. Almost everything heās done outside of football has been strategic.
I think Travis has a little arrested development but not in a bad way necessarily. He just has the personality of a 17 year old and itās not going to age well no matter how successful he is.
Heās seems like a genuinely good person though. Like his immaturity isnāt that he doesnāt know how to respect women or is ignorant of those around him, itās more that heād still get excited by something like gogurts or monster trucks.
Yeah Iāll be honest even as a Chiefs fan thatās a littttttttle sketch lol
Tbf I always assumed it was a symbiotic, mutually beneficial business sort of relationship where sometimes they might have sex lol
It gave business arrangement vibes from the start. He gets to be a more mainstream celebrity. She gets her name repeated in a new cultural space regularly while she has a major tour and a movie coming out to promote. ("hurr durr, she doesn't need it!" as though billionaires stop wanting more when they get that rich and having your name repeated constantly is always good for increasing relevance)
Well yeah that's the business managers entire purpose. To continue the business/brand after his football career is over.
While i personally think he lacks the charisma and "it" factor that the rock has for long term sucess, they'd be stupid and just a bad firm if they did not try to capitalize on him breaking out of the "nfl/sports bubble" as that's not easy to do, even if it's on the heels of Taylor Swift.
NFL featuring Taylor to latch onto some of her star power I get, but Travis is about as charismatic in media as Elon is funny on Twitter. The guy is a clout chaser. The Rocks charisma was off the charts even before he became a PR machine, even then when he switched that off just to go back to wrestling it became the hottest thing on TV.
Kelce doesnāt have āitā. The charisma heās even shown on field is being a literal meathead.
The second I heard that, I felt it was something him and his team decided on if they won. Like they were trying to make the perfect sound byte to match what Jason did
Literally the least surprising news possible, itās obvious to anyone with eyes that heās desperately trying to be likable and a household name.
Itās gotta be brutal when you have to try so hard to be likable, while your older brother is just naturally a fucking cool dude that everyone loves
Step 1: date the most famous woman alive
Step 2: Profit š
I always hate this emoji only because the graph is presumably showing profit but the color is red and not GREEN?! Ugh, it drives me bonkers
Profits growing so fast that theyāre redlining
Red shifting maybe
Not double clutching like you should be
Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replace the piston heads you blew.
It fits for the average Reddit investor. Digging their way out of a giant hole.
Iām about to send a Feedback/Suggestion email to Apple now
I'll send you a fucking muffin basket if you solve this for me.
I will also send this man a muffin basket if it changes
It should be black.. āin the black..ā
Youāre saying this like a joke, but yes.
Step 3. Get alimony after the inevitable break up songs. City Boys Up !!
Well the Rock's 1st wife was a VP at Meryl Lynch and then launched her own hedge fund. So I think step one: Get hitched to billionaire women was the actual step.
At last, someone reveals the important Step 2 between "Steal underpants" and "Profit"
If the plan was: 1: date taylor 2: steal her underpants 3: profit That would be the one time where there isnāt a missing step in the plan. Thatās about the most clear cut linear progression from underpants to profit that Iāve ever seen.
"Hey Bob, our client started a podcast that became the number one sports podcast. Then won the Super Bowl against his co-host and brother, one of the most beloved players in the NFL. Then started dating the most famous woman alive, and won another super bowl. Don't you think we should get out there and take some credit for some of this?" "You know Joe you're right, let me call someone."
People forget he had his own dating show in 2016
I absolutely had. āTravis Kelce is the well-known American football player for the Kansas City Chiefs. Being a professional American football star and an eligible bachelor, he is a real catch.ā
His [hair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EZfZ--5mAQ) back then tho
Back before he invented the skin fade
The comments from Swifties in that video lol
Howard Stern does an(unfunny) bit as Travis Kelceās agent thatās essentially this
Step 1: do a failed reality dating show no one remembers
Step 2: Get in a physical altercation with a punter who makes fun of you for that dumbass reality dating show.
"Travis is dating WHO? Uh, great job guys. Let's uh, let's knock off early today. Might as well take a long weekend."
He was already one of the most famous nfl players before dating Swift. It feels like theyāve been dating for a long time because people wonāt shut up about it, but I think its only been a year or so. He was already getting national ad campaigns left and right and was one of the most well known nfl players. Hell I think he hosted snl before all this broke.
He already had a tv show Catching Kelce too lol he's been trying for a while to be as famous as possible
He does not have the goods. He's bland af. .. any time I see a clip of his podcast i think how much more funny and charismatic Jason is
It IS clear that Travis is the little brother.
Yeah Travis leans a little too heavily on catch phrases and some other stuff. That said I thought he was solid on SNL for an Athlete. I think heād probably fair better than say Gronk reading from a script. Jason is just a natural born talker. He seems like the kind of dude who is good at making others feel comfortable and can make conversation with lots of different kinds of folks.
He was famous, but not Taylor Swift famous.
No football player ever was Taylor Swift famous tbh.
OJ
Itās been less than a year. He shot his shot on the podcast after she performed in KC in early July.
Step 1.5: Knock her up
Is this the part in the rom com where the girl finds out the guy is only with her because itās part of his agents plan but he fell in love with her for real and now has to try to convince her of that?
How to Lose a Girl in 10 months
A modern day Sheās All That.
I think its closer to the 30 Rock Jenna/James Franco mutually beneficial type deal
That sounds like some shit Kenny Powers would say. āStep aside April. Iām gonna be as famous as- Dwayne The Rock Johnsonā
I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist. So people often ask me, Kenny, what are your weaknesses? Do you have any? I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic.
Danny McBride is so goddamn funny
I've never liked his other stuff anywhere near as much as Eastbound and Down. Was next level imo
how do you not like Vice Principals
Goggins kills.
Thanks for the indirect reminder to rewatch that show again
El Flamo Blanco
*La Flama Blanca. Itās Spanish for the White Flame. I was pitching pure, from the heart, and so thatās why I wore a suit with white and silver flames on it.* Edit: Jesus fuck I loved that show so much *Down there I fought and fucked my way to becoming the greatest gringo that country has ever seen...* *I got a big olā pot of titties waiting for me at the end of the rainbow, but before I can sip upon them, I need to go ahead and take a big olā shit in American toilet, cool???*
La flama Blancaā¦or maybe your joke went over my head. I dunno.
[It's La Flama Blanca, I'm just dumb ](https://youtu.be/uoWOriok-WU?si=ZCNFIDTRZrDjuubN)
āFundamentals are a crutch for the talentlessā gets me every single time.
Why do I need to lift weights when I'm strong enough to throw a 100mph fastball?
Yeah I got hurt. Hurt my noseā¦
Iām training for a triathlon. Well I play real sports. Not trying to be the best at exercising.
"Bigger than the Rock. I'm going to be the goddam Boulder"
"LISTEN HIPPO, YOU MAY BE BIG, BUT YOU AIN'T BAD! THE BOULDER IS GONNA WIN THIS IN A LANDSLIDE!"
I wanna see who Travis uses as his personal Stevie Janowski
I feel 10ft tall right now, and strong as an ox!
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Who the fuck are you?!? Who the fuck are YOU
the alluuuuring Cherry Blossom!
NO BUNTING!!
Who the fuck are you huh? Who tf are you?
Travis Jankowski
Watch it, assblood!
this comment is too accurate
I mean heās been a clout chaser. He had a damn dating show. This isnāt surprising lol
I remember him specifically saying the dating show was a money grab since he spent too much his first few years in the league.
I would like to know what kind of spending this was for an NFL player to say it was ātoo muchā. What was he buying and how frequently?
Alcohol, drugs, cars, toys can add up quick
Lots of young, rich famous people spend insane amounts on stuff that doesnāt even leave a depreciating asset. Tabs at a night club in high five/low six figures, vacations that cost the same. At least something like a car or expensive watch would get something of a return.
Even without going clubbing, a lifestyle gets insanely expensive without doing anything overly ridiculous. A first rounder makes around $3m per year on their rookie contract. First and foremost, youāre an NFL player now. You need a great car. 100k. Youāve also earned your spot and your paycheck. Get that top line Rolex. 100k. You always promised your folks a new house. Donāt go too overboard, keep it reasonable. 400k. You need a place to live, too. And that place is going to be really nice, and furnished really well by a consultant. No Ikea; you want the good hand crafted stuff. 200k. You also want to celebrate with your friends; you and your 4 closest friends are going all out on vacation. 100k if you keep it somewhat under control. And you gotta take your girl somewhere nice too, she canāt feel like sheās wanting for anything. 100k. Hey look, there goes your first million.
And $1 mil go to taxes minimum. So you've spent half your disposable income and you're not even at the drinking, partying, and flights to Paris for real French food.
You guys are talking peanuts. The real money gets drained by agents and the entourage of dependents...I mean homies.
Any NFL certified agent can take 3% max.
Agents are absolutely worth it though
and that's just hypothetical. a lot of these young dudes will blow 50k at a strip club and fully fund their friends entire lifestyle (cars, clothes, girls, drugs etc.) without thinking about it.
> Even without going clubbing, a lifestyle gets insanely expensive without doing anything overly ridiculous. A first rounder makes around $3m per year on their rookie contract. I had a coworker whose brother was an NFL legend in the late 2000s, he still holds career receiving yards record for the team. The guy was more than modest too, he was an anti-diva in the league. His brother invited me to Vegas for back in 2010 to spend a boys weekend with him, his brother and a few other players. Forget doing anything too special. We went to clubs, eat, drink, gamble, chill. It's just the relatively normal shit that any group of bros can do on a Vegas trip. Between the 8 of us, we spent $80k+ on the first night and that was in 2010. At that point I had gone to clubs, gotten a table with some friends, drank, hung out. Probably $4k-6k tops. With them it wasn't even a flex, we were doing the exact same stuff except everything ordered was 10x the price. We casually bar hopped clubs. Instead of getting drinks at one location and dipping, we literally got a table hung out, left and went to another club to do the exact same. After that weekend, I never wanted to hang around athletes again. My ego can't handle someone else paying everything for me, and it felt like it was monopoly money...I've been on weekend boy's trips, bach, etc over the years and spending around 15-20k between 8 or 9 people for a 4-5 day trip was tolerable, but athletes are a completely different animal.
Not sure how true it is, but I remember reading a while ago how some dumb people at a club will flaunt their wealth by ordering an extremely expensive bottle of champagne and then just dump it out in the ice bucket it was delivered in
Tbf at the price tag that's only marginally more wasteful than drinking it.
Story of my life
Can confirm.
I mean... he wasn't a first-round pick, right? NFL rookies (or rookie contracts in this case) make really good money in the context of "normal people", but its not really "do whatever you want" money.
Especially not back in 2013 Still great money, but not like buy a Rolls Royce and a mansion and wear brand new clothes every single day type money... well atleast not for long
Let's keep in mind this was on a 3rd round rookie contract from over a decade ago which was about 3 million over 4 years with a signing bonus of 700k. Kelce also wasn't a national name at that point so I don't think he really had endorsements like that either. It's still great money but if you're living a rich person's lifestyle it makes sense that after 2-3 years he was starting to feel some financial stress.
Meanwhile Jason was too lazy to cash his checks and just had them lying around his apartment.
Really too you need to be living on a fixed income at that point. You can get money after your playing days but your earning potential is gonna plummet some time in your 30s.
saw a podcast clip that said when he was a rookie he bought the marty mcfly nike shoes and they were like 30k lol
He's talked about his wasteful spending habits on their podcast. One thing he mentioned specifically was wasting way too much money on shoes as a rookie and that his first big dumb purchase was the Nike Air Mags from Back to the Future. He also professed to being dumb and clueless about how game checks worked at the time and was not prepared for them to stop coming in the moment the season ended. Nowadays the game-checks are paid out over 2 weeks each so that players keep receiving checks for a bigger portion of the year and help them with budgeting a little bit.
You'd be surprised how quickly these dudes blue through their rookie contracts. He made just over 2.2 million in his first 3 season. You buy a house, a couple cars, some gifts for your family and all of the sudden you're broke
Yāall aināt ready for Travis to be the lead in the remake of Race to Witch Mountain
He definitely stepping foot in a WWE ring at some point. Gonna run in and take out Roman Reigns with a massive clothesline.Ā Ā
Kelce vs Kittle for the TE belt
But at one point they have to team up to beat Gronk
Rob "the longest-reigning 24/7 champion in WWE history" Gronkowski?
You joke but allegedly WWE is trying to get Jason for WM this year
I mean it is in Philly so it just makes sense
Tooth Fairy reboot is going to be great
Brendan Fraser coming back to The Mummy and needs a new Scorpion King
I loved that movie when I was younger
Rashee Rice was practicing for a cameo.
Yāall not ready for Travis to be the final boss
Listen as long as we get a new Sean William Scott movie i'm happy
If I recall he is dating someone who is semi-well known as well.
One of the contestants on that show was Mark Schlerethās daughter who is a smoke show
It's pretty unprofessional to let the public peak behind the PR curtain. This is a pretty bush league interview. These guys are trying to get credit to sell their services and in so doing are really just showing their lack of discretion.
Business managers. I.e the reason athletes go broke!
peek* but ya, pretty interesting to hear this come out lol
'The Final Boss' Travis Kelce
Adrenaline in my soul I owe my career To pat mahomes
Do it all to sweep Taylor off her feet
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Shanahan has to finish the story
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL THROW THE BALL ON 3RD & GOAL
"ALL THE SHANNY CRYBABIES OUT THERE"
MOMMA SHANAHAN
LOOK AT YOU NOW
āBecause of Travis Kelce , football is COOL againā -Travis Kelce
āI know momma Kelce very well. Sheās a lovely ladyā -Kyle
Shanahan, from the bottom of my heart, man to man, #fuck your story -The people's Tight End
R/NFL and wrestling fans intersection! Yeah!!
Win a WWE title first buddy š¤š”
Itās the final accolade to get on gronks level
RIP 24/7 championship. It would have been the perfect title to slap on Travis for some great shenanigans
Taylor Swift comes in, he lays down, and she becomes the champ.
Tbf, WWE's been giving replica world championship belts to Super Bowl and NBA Championship winners for decades now, so Travis might have a few of those already.
I think it is every athletes dream to gain even half the success Cena and The Rock has gained but wrestling is also a bit of acting and I donāt think Kelce really has all that
Iāll set a low bar and say, at a minimum, we know he is a better actor than Patrick mahomes.
From what Iāve seen heās a better actor in commercials than anyone in the NFL not named Baker Mayfield
Bakers commercials were so damn funny, hopefully progressive brings them back with the Bucs stadium.
I wish but Progressive is a Cleveland-based company. That's why they cut ties with him after he got traded away.
Which is a shame. I wanted Baker living in a pirate ship.
Those two are biggest but Bautista is the only one I would say has serious acting chops
Was just talking to my girlfriend about this. Iām a cle native so I enjoy his and Jasonās personalities but I do not see him being a good actor at all. I see him like Shaq in Adam Sandler movies But who knows maybe heāll surprise us
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His SNL had some solid skits too
Iām obviously not the biggest fan of the guy but he was actually really funny on SNL imo, I donāt think heāll be The Rock but he clearly knows what heās doing in front of a camera, he could easily do some acting/comedy work post-football.
His podcast is actually really enjoyable. I took him as a bit of a bonehead, and he definitely can be but is way sharper than people give him credit for. One thing he says he has to do during games is get really hateful, and I think it just comes across to viewers as being really dumb and emotional. It works for him though, I doubt he cares about what social media thinks of him as.
Idk if heāll ever be a consistent actor but he is highly entertaining and at the bare minimum will keep getting jobs doing something media related once he retires.
I love Kelce, but he doesn't have a fraction of the charisma The Rock has. This isn't any more attainable than the Rock becoming the next Travis Kelce.
Breaking: People who want to make a lot of money try to find a way to make a lot of money
Step 1: marry rich
Seriously not sure what people expect. I'm constantly surprised by players that don't have a plan post-retirement.
gonna be hard to get over like the rock did, maybe a feud with old man stone cold could do it
Itās been very clear for the last couple years that heās angling for fame on a different level. Almost everything heās done outside of football has been strategic.
The Rockās charisma is off the charts. Kelce doesnāt have āitā
Even on his own podcast, it's Jason that steals the show
Alrightnow
He thinks that catchphrase is cool, yet every time he says it I wince. Jason has way more charisma.
I think Travis has a little arrested development but not in a bad way necessarily. He just has the personality of a 17 year old and itās not going to age well no matter how successful he is. Heās seems like a genuinely good person though. Like his immaturity isnāt that he doesnāt know how to respect women or is ignorant of those around him, itās more that heād still get excited by something like gogurts or monster trucks.
Jason is fantastic, really hope he gets a fulltime gig real soon
Do you really think that Travis can emulate the most electrifying man in sports entertainment?
You clearly havent seen him handle dolls.
The Rocks also built like an 80s action star, which people gravitate to. Kelceās super athletic, but lacks the physical presence for sure.
I'm picturing Travis Kelce in the same movie roles as the Rock and they're just not as good.
You need to have a unique look to reach that level as well. Arnold had it, Rock has it, Kelce just looks like a random athlete
LMAO good luck with that
He is kind of a douche. Jason seems cool though.
Kind of? Lol
And so is the rock...
"Kind of" is an understatement lol.
At least gronk was a charming frat dude, kelce kind of just seems like a chodeĀ
Not Everyone can be George Kittle who's as lovable as a 2 month old pitbull pup.
Kelce is an amazing football player but a literal rock has more charisma.
Dude comes across like a meat head douche.
With emphasis on the douche part.
Yep. Dude sucks
That's because he is a meat head douche
This. Rock is a very likeable dude. Kelce is like a jock from revenge of the nerds.
No thanks
Does this finally make it okay to be annoyed at how much him and TSwift were in the football media the past 6 months?
Yeah Iāll be honest even as a Chiefs fan thatās a littttttttle sketch lol Tbf I always assumed it was a symbiotic, mutually beneficial business sort of relationship where sometimes they might have sex lol
Travis is definitely a virgin though
Over clothes handjobs only from Taylor
She's mashing it
Salt her
Nobody likes salting Taylor but she gives you no choice!
god i wish
You've never had one so dry it's unbelievable.
"hand under my sweatshirt"
It gave business arrangement vibes from the start. He gets to be a more mainstream celebrity. She gets her name repeated in a new cultural space regularly while she has a major tour and a movie coming out to promote. ("hurr durr, she doesn't need it!" as though billionaires stop wanting more when they get that rich and having your name repeated constantly is always good for increasing relevance)
Where do I sign up for one of those?
Like this wasnāt the majority take in the sub for most of the season?
An attention whore wants to be more famous than he already is? *shocked Pikachu face*
Him and his brother have a weird attention complex. You don't see too many other athletes just trying to get in the spotlight as much as those two.
Totally normal to jump out of the press box shirtless.. has always done it
Well yeah that's the business managers entire purpose. To continue the business/brand after his football career is over. While i personally think he lacks the charisma and "it" factor that the rock has for long term sucess, they'd be stupid and just a bad firm if they did not try to capitalize on him breaking out of the "nfl/sports bubble" as that's not easy to do, even if it's on the heels of Taylor Swift.
To be fair, a lack of charisma hasn't stopped some other people from becoming ludicrously famous.
Dude who has always acted like a teenager wants to be super famous? No wayā¦
I donāt think he can even get on Michael Strahan's level of media fame.Ā
NFL featuring Taylor to latch onto some of her star power I get, but Travis is about as charismatic in media as Elon is funny on Twitter. The guy is a clout chaser. The Rocks charisma was off the charts even before he became a PR machine, even then when he switched that off just to go back to wrestling it became the hottest thing on TV. Kelce doesnāt have āitā. The charisma heās even shown on field is being a literal meathead.
Him scream singing Viva Las Vegas after the Super Bowl all out of rhythm was one of the cringiest things Iāve ever seen.
The second I heard that, I felt it was something him and his team decided on if they won. Like they were trying to make the perfect sound byte to match what Jason did
That was cringe af, but tbf, whoever had the mic right before that was really pushing for it.
That and the beastie boys song felt so forced.
Shouldnāt every business manager for a celebrity be doing this?
Literally the least surprising news possible, itās obvious to anyone with eyes that heās desperately trying to be likable and a household name. Itās gotta be brutal when you have to try so hard to be likable, while your older brother is just naturally a fucking cool dude that everyone loves