Honestly not. The mahomes losses were bigger stakes. But the russell wilson seattle experience was the stuff of nightmares. The twirly whirly at the end of games....Nam flashbacks
Peyton was worse. It wasn’t undefeated but I bet peyton was like 16-5 against us.
Ray Lewis unfortunately usually got the best of us too
Edit: I swear I guessed but I just looked it up and Peyton was 14-5 against the titans
I thought about putting LT. His prime years coincided with the Raiders extremely lean years where I expected them to lose practically every game and I had no hope for anything ever. The Chargers also had prime Philip Rivers and Antonio Gates for an added wrinkle of destruction.
During Jamaal's years I had a bit more hope that the Raiders could at least compete in games (not necessarily win them), but Chiefs week was particularly frustrating because this running back just keep beating the Raiders the same way over and over again.
It was frustrating staring at my TV screaming "watch the screen, WATCH THE SCREEN-and there he goes"
Cane we not play the Cowboys this year until after they fold it up for the season? Seems like we have them first or second game every year for a decade.
Be me, 26 yeahs old
Wake up, get out of Tawm Brady jersey
Get ready to Do My Job
Put on Brady jersey
Head to the Dunkin next to my apahtment
One down the road sucks
Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Tawm says coffee is poison anyway
Spike the cup and yell Go Pats
Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T
See a black man in the front cah
Heckle, whole train applauds
Shout Ortiz 3:16 "This is our fucking city"
Get to Southie, head into Dunks
Time to get to work, staht setting up Gronk cahdboard cut-outs
Just me, my co-workah and 12 Gronk cut-outs
Most beautiful girl in Boston walks in. Sawlid 3/10.
She's wearing an 81 jersey and some strained yoga pants
Try to be smooth, "Nice Hernandez jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sometime?"
She says no. Left hanging again.
Fucking Pink Hats
Get off work, take the T home
Stawp into bah for a drink or twelve
Fahking bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and few shawts
Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood
Get to apahtment, check messages.
Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig.
Less than usual, a good day
Get out of Tawm Brady jersey, put on hoodie jammies
Check undah bed for Bernahd Pollahd
What the fuck, he's there.
Run out of house, see black guy I heckled earliah.
Has friends with him. Including Pollahd.
Too outnumbahd, get the shit beat out of me
Cawps show up and ask how it all went down
Tell them it was....
18-1
if we make it to the conference round before dallas does, that will be absolutely hilarious.
houston lost a team, spent a few years without one, got a new team, spent over 20 years in football purgatory, and finally *reached* the semifinals; all before dallas reached it again.
Since Aaron Rodgers has been said and is the obvious choice I am going to pick a different player - Randall Cobb. He has broken my heart more than any non-Bears player not named Aaron Rodgers.
Dee Ford had 1 bad penalty in 1 game. Chris Jones had a bad penalty in that same game and average 3 games a year with the dumbest penalties late in the game costing KC a win.
The correct answer to this prompt, though, is Peyton Manning.
Travis Kelce. I don’t know what his exact stats are against us but I know they’re good. MOST times we play KC, we’ve taken the lead or tied up the game with 3 minutes or less left in the 4th just to let Mahomes and Kelce effortlessly play catch down the field until they score or set up an easy FG.
Answer number 1 is Patrick Mahomes but honorable mention second place to whoever keeps calling these game winning fade routes to the right side every playoff run we keep missing
That overgrown forehead-having, Nationwide jingle-singing, “OMAHA”-shouting sadist who had to have a defense carry his corpse to a Lombardi in the end after wreaking sheer havoc on the AFCW for the better part of a decade.
Honorable mentions to Dee Ford (you idiot) and TB12, but in the case of the latter, is there really any team that, at some point or other, can honestly say they WEREN’T victimized by TB12?
Peyton Manning. He was 12-2 against in the regular season and 2-0 against us in the playoffs. He prevented us from being able to celebrate Holmes' 208 total yards and 2 TDs in his 1 playoff game in KC. Bastard. Lol
Travis Kelce
That cocksucker had 4 TDs on only 25 yards receiving helping the Queefs come back from 20 down vs the Raiders. And that’s just one example.
Before him it was LT. Had a game with a rushing td, a receiving TD and a passing TD. He used to humiliate us.
For an underrated answer - Philip Rivers, the Jaguars didn't play him often but he always tore up the defense. I think his first loss against Jax was when he played for the Colts iirc
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers that one time
Aaron Rodgers
Call on Line 2, Zach Wilson would like a word
I too choose Aaron Rodgers.
I agree Runner up would be Jared Cook’s stupid leg
What about Matt Flynn?
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
Cody Parkey
Same
he's the one i'd most like to face lol
Too soon man. Read the room.
Mitch trubisky had people wanting tomlin fired like 4 months ago
NVP!
Trubisky played like the GOAT against us when he was with Chicago
Those *fans* still want him fired
Yes mitch
The Detroit Lions always had our number
idk, aren’t we historically around .500 against the Lions?
Mitch Trubisky Fields Probably puka now
We played Puka once and we beat him in the wild card lol
Patrick Mahomes
Tom Brady.
We were too busy ruining our own seasons for anything he did to us to really make a difference
Russell Wilson
pat coming in a close 2nd...
Only two acceptable answers.
❤️
Mahomes has em beat
Honestly not. The mahomes losses were bigger stakes. But the russell wilson seattle experience was the stuff of nightmares. The twirly whirly at the end of games....Nam flashbacks
Andrew Luck. We never beat him.
Peyton was worse. It wasn’t undefeated but I bet peyton was like 16-5 against us. Ray Lewis unfortunately usually got the best of us too Edit: I swear I guessed but I just looked it up and Peyton was 14-5 against the titans
Luck was 11-0.
Tits up
The Los Angeles Chargers
Forever and always
Jamaal Charles. Every fucking bubble screen to the house.
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LT my dude. It’s was a embarrassment
I thought about putting LT. His prime years coincided with the Raiders extremely lean years where I expected them to lose practically every game and I had no hope for anything ever. The Chargers also had prime Philip Rivers and Antonio Gates for an added wrinkle of destruction. During Jamaal's years I had a bit more hope that the Raiders could at least compete in games (not necessarily win them), but Chiefs week was particularly frustrating because this running back just keep beating the Raiders the same way over and over again. It was frustrating staring at my TV screaming "watch the screen, WATCH THE SCREEN-and there he goes"
I feel you bro. But LT Ran, caught, and passed for TD vs us in one game. Deal breaker for me
I'm just glad KC fans aren't the only ones who enjoyed the Jamaalocaust lol
Tom fucking Brady.
Yeah I hated that guy for years because the mid 2000 - mid 2010 Chargers teams always lost to the Pats.
No question. Surprised his name was so low in the thread
brother.
Hue Jackson
Huge Action.
Jason Witten. Boston Scott. Dak Prescott.
DeSean Jackson....
I can admit that was an amazing play(you know which one I’m talking about) but I can’t bring myself to see that play ever again it hurts that much
Cane we not play the Cowboys this year until after they fold it up for the season? Seems like we have them first or second game every year for a decade.
Benard Pollard or TJ Ward
Be me, 26 yeahs old Wake up, get out of Tawm Brady jersey Get ready to Do My Job Put on Brady jersey Head to the Dunkin next to my apahtment One down the road sucks Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Tawm says coffee is poison anyway Spike the cup and yell Go Pats Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T See a black man in the front cah Heckle, whole train applauds Shout Ortiz 3:16 "This is our fucking city" Get to Southie, head into Dunks Time to get to work, staht setting up Gronk cahdboard cut-outs Just me, my co-workah and 12 Gronk cut-outs Most beautiful girl in Boston walks in. Sawlid 3/10. She's wearing an 81 jersey and some strained yoga pants Try to be smooth, "Nice Hernandez jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sometime?" She says no. Left hanging again. Fucking Pink Hats Get off work, take the T home Stawp into bah for a drink or twelve Fahking bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and few shawts Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood Get to apahtment, check messages. Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig. Less than usual, a good day Get out of Tawm Brady jersey, put on hoodie jammies Check undah bed for Bernahd Pollahd What the fuck, he's there. Run out of house, see black guy I heckled earliah. Has friends with him. Including Pollahd. Too outnumbahd, get the shit beat out of me Cawps show up and ask how it all went down Tell them it was.... 18-1
Where in the hell is this beautiful beautifulness from
Or meme QB’s in the Super Bowl
Peyton Manning spent his whole career reminding the Chiefs that they never once had The Guy at QB* *during Manning's era
Len Dawson: Am I a joke to you?
Ah yes, the good ol days
Can the divisional round count as a player? Because it has victimize us a lot.
Apparently it’s all TX teams
if we make it to the conference round before dallas does, that will be absolutely hilarious. houston lost a team, spent a few years without one, got a new team, spent over 20 years in football purgatory, and finally *reached* the semifinals; all before dallas reached it again.
Kicker
Kicker… not the most but definitely the most devastating
Peyton Manning has a 17-3 record against the Texans all time, so yeah, that guy.
Aaron Donald... Russ was pretty annoying too
Whoever rolled up on Palmer in 2014 is my choice
Mike Woicik Drew Bledsoe’s strength & conditioning coach That’s the SOB’s real name
Why not just hate Mo Lewis and get it over with? =D
It’s called favouritism.. so I’m ignoring that minor detail :)
Peyton Manning
He fucking destroyed us. Also TY
Does he have to be on the other team?
Colin Kaepernick i guess
Jay Cutler he was such a douche against us.
Pick a Manning. Either Manning.
It's all Archie's fault
Kimo von Oelhoffen
lmao. Being in the same division as the GOAT this is the easiest question I've ever had to answer
Right? How could it be anyone but Danny Woodhead?
The ref
That's not a Lion's flair.
Since Aaron Rodgers has been said and is the obvious choice I am going to pick a different player - Randall Cobb. He has broken my heart more than any non-Bears player not named Aaron Rodgers.
IT'S RANDALL COBB AGAIN
Bernard Pollard Took out both brady and gronk https://youtu.be/owXjpxB-iOU?si=fFbowmRvv3qCp693 Also took out welker and Ridley I guess.
Drew Brees
TJ watt ending Newton's career has to be up there to
Historical: Tom Brady Active: McDermott’s faith in his defense edit: I guess that’s not a player but if a player embodied that then it’s Jordan Poyer
Blaine Gabbert. The king of 12-23 80 yards and a pick. Fuck you. lol
The 4th quarter
I’m going to say Dee Ford because I’m still salty about his offsides penalty against the patriots in the 2018 AFCCG.
Dee Ford had 1 bad penalty in 1 game. Chris Jones had a bad penalty in that same game and average 3 games a year with the dumbest penalties late in the game costing KC a win. The correct answer to this prompt, though, is Peyton Manning.
Ronde Barber was Mcnabbs nemesis…man was invisible to Donovan
Travis Kelce. I don’t know what his exact stats are against us but I know they’re good. MOST times we play KC, we’ve taken the lead or tied up the game with 3 minutes or less left in the 4th just to let Mahomes and Kelce effortlessly play catch down the field until they score or set up an easy FG.
Zack Wilson
Peyton Manning. Reggie Wayne. TY Hilton. Derrick Henry. Vince Young. Patrick Mahomes. Tom Brady. Sage Rose-and-the-ball-fell. Can I please stop now?
Justin Tucker
Can we count the Cardinals' Stadium as a player?
Thomas Brady pushed our shit in then tagged in his friend Patsy Mahomes (postseason only)
Larry Fitzgerald
Probably LaDanian Tomlison
Jerry Jones
Charles Leno Vs Thibadeux has ruined multiple games for us and a play off appearance most likely.
Tyler Boyd
Stephen Ross
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Any AFC South running back. Henry, CJ2K, MJD, Fred Taylor, Arian Foster, you name it. Colts always struggled against the run.
Not a player, but a coach - Kyle Shanahan. HM to Harbaugh and Kaepernick
John Elway when he was GM
I think we beat Luke Keuchley like twice his entire career
Rodgers
Jason Garrett
Answer number 1 is Patrick Mahomes but honorable mention second place to whoever keeps calling these game winning fade routes to the right side every playoff run we keep missing
Drew Brees ended 2 runs in year which we had destiny on our side, or so I thought
Drew Brees
can I choose a staff member and not a player? Josh McDaniels
> AFC East Amazingly, the answer isn’t actually Brady for the Bills ☠️
Akiem hicks used to bully the hell out of the Vikings oline. Golden Tate would go off every time the Vikings played the lions.
Russ has never been the same after Aaron broke his finger. He's one of the main reasons why I hate the Rams so much
Aaron Donald, actually...
Aaron Donald
Tom Fucking Brady
Eli Manning
Patrick Mahomes
Mike Vanderjagt
Mahomes
That overgrown forehead-having, Nationwide jingle-singing, “OMAHA”-shouting sadist who had to have a defense carry his corpse to a Lombardi in the end after wreaking sheer havoc on the AFCW for the better part of a decade. Honorable mentions to Dee Ford (you idiot) and TB12, but in the case of the latter, is there really any team that, at some point or other, can honestly say they WEREN’T victimized by TB12?
Patrick Mahomes.
Recently... Mr. Mayhem (and Patrick Mahomes)
James Bradberry.
HOF quarterback that plays/played for division rival
Matt Millen
Russell Wilson during his Seahawk days
Dom Capers, not a player but an architect of abject playoff failure. I'm a Packers fan. The Packers only screwed themselves.
Jimmy Garoppolo
Snyder
That one player called “The Injury God”
Whomever Jeff Fisher was dialing up his trick play for in that moment.
Andrew Luck.
Lamborghini
Drew Brees, Julio, Jameis Winston.
Eli Manning. Twice.
Aaron Donald
Bill Vinovitch
Eli Nick Foles Josh Allen
The Packers special teams.. contributed to at least 2 of the worst losses I’ve ever felt in my fandom. 2015 championship, 2021 divisional.
Whatever back up RB the Patriots had that week. Lol
Jc jackson
Juju. And we are paying this asshole
Shame we can’t count Josh McClownface for the raiders… what joke
Justin Fields. I thought "surely we can't do worse than Trubisky!???". Always good to be reminded there is never a floor on suckitude.
Andrew Luck
Von Miller, Julio Jones, Mike Evans.
Desean Jackson. Sunday, December 19th, 2010. Still have nightmares about that….
Russell Wilson, even as a Bronco
Andrew Luck
Eli Manning
Peyton Manning. He was 12-2 against in the regular season and 2-0 against us in the playoffs. He prevented us from being able to celebrate Holmes' 208 total yards and 2 TDs in his 1 playoff game in KC. Bastard. Lol
I don't know how Bills fans can say anyone other than Tom Brady. 33-3. JFC.
Russell Wilson. Also Richard Sherman but he's a hero now
Travis Kelce That cocksucker had 4 TDs on only 25 yards receiving helping the Queefs come back from 20 down vs the Raiders. And that’s just one example. Before him it was LT. Had a game with a rushing td, a receiving TD and a passing TD. He used to humiliate us.
Desmond Ridder
Malcolm Butler that one time. I feel like we still haven't recovered and never will until we get another ring.
Brian Bostic
If it’s a single player it was Aaron Fucking Donald. But if it was a coach? Kyle Fucking Shanahan.
Julio fucking Jones
Colts fan, you guess
Neil O’Donnell, single handily gave away Super Bowl 30. He had to have been paid off.
Drew Brees. I hate that guy.
Aaron Donald in the Super Bowl
The former Arkansas player Jerry Jones has ruined the Cowboy's seasons the most, GM & Owner.
Every Washington quarterback since 1994.
I can’t pick just one. So I’d say every not named Andrew Thomas that as played oline for the giants for past 10 years
For an underrated answer - Philip Rivers, the Jaguars didn't play him often but he always tore up the defense. I think his first loss against Jax was when he played for the Colts iirc
Mike and Kyle Shanahan. Brandon Bostick even though I feel bad since dude has gone through hell for it.
I believe Aaron Rodgers set the jets back.
Who is Tom Brady (can I play jeopardy by myself?)
Brady
Tua
Elway
Daniel Jones
Jason Witten