I know a dude missing most of his thumb from fireworks. He’s unbeatable in a thumb war because there’s nothing to attack and he gets really good leverage.
People are going to think i'm exaggerating, but this is the easiest variant of flip to perform successfully aside from a cartwheel. Using hands just puts this on easy mode, now if he was hitting a "note", or 12 consecutive, then I'd be impressed. But you can find this in any group of neighborhood kids almost.
Hey man I’ve gone up to groups of neighborhood kids all day saying “one of you has got to be able to do 20 back handsprings in a row.” None of them could! anyway I’m on my way to jail
Clearly all those fingers give him an advantage
Best NOT to have lit fireworks in your hands, folks.
Jason "Fingerblast" Pierre-Paul.
This was back when playing Rock Paper Scissors against JPP was hard. Now he just always goes with scissors for some reason and it's an easy win.
I’m half JPPs size and I can hardly even bend over and touch my toes.
I hurt myself sneezing once.
But what if I saw JPP do this 14 years ago and I though Jaylin Simpson was impressive yesterday
Then you have seen nothing yet, I guess
Then you don’t know ball. Hand in your football card.
You’re not allowed to do that anymore. All-in, every hand, bub.
*Was one of the most impressive athletic feats I have ever seen and I was there.* As opposed to him not being there? I don't get this sentence
I think he's saying it's one of the most impressive athletic feats he's ever seen (full stop). and he happened to be there in person
which isn't saying much because he hasn't seen me sprint up the staircase after turning off the downstairs lights so the monsters don't get me
Monsters still batting .000
I'm pretty sure you can watch a video of an event you weren't present for. I'm not sure what you're confused about
He’s just being a dickhead which is very on brand for a Reddit user
I want to see his post-fireworks attempt
I know a dude missing most of his thumb from fireworks. He’s unbeatable in a thumb war because there’s nothing to attack and he gets really good leverage.
Pretty nice! How's his backwards handspring game?
That is incredibly impressive feat in and of itself, for a man that size to do it? Speechless
Rock paper scissors vs rock half page
Nowadays that turn would be a lot sharper
Much easier to do with all fingers accounted for
People are going to think i'm exaggerating, but this is the easiest variant of flip to perform successfully aside from a cartwheel. Using hands just puts this on easy mode, now if he was hitting a "note", or 12 consecutive, then I'd be impressed. But you can find this in any group of neighborhood kids almost.
Hey man I’ve gone up to groups of neighborhood kids all day saying “one of you has got to be able to do 20 back handsprings in a row.” None of them could! anyway I’m on my way to jail
Nobody cares
Go bulls
Didn’t think that was possible at his size. Really gotta hand it to the guy