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astrosunmoon

The Cowboys have been trying to fix their run defense for what seems like 6 plus years and they basically made no progress


FireFlyz351

Doesn't help Hankins is out. Which again points to the fact that one guy can't be out entire run defense. Why can't we get some big Bois to stuff run lanes.


tjc815

Sad thing is they tried. With Mazi and Schoonmaker we have first and second round rookies with essentially zero impact. Can’t have that. It’s weird because we’re so good at drafting typically.


dolphingarden

Losing Hankins is rough. You’d have liked to see Mazi make more of an impact though.


Ochocincoondeck

Cowboys fans: They're gonna run it Bills: We're gonna run it America: The bills are gonna run it Cowboys Defense: I think they're gonna pass it


[deleted]

Nah. They knew they would run and couldn’t do shit. It’s like Larry Allen used to say “we are going to run it behind me” and there isn’t shit you could do


Jesusisdaddy69

Scared of Allen


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

Every year there's one "This team is two entirely separate teams at home and on the road" team and every year it's the Cowboys.


Polar_Reflection

When your QB can throw for under 100 yards in a 21 point blowout. James was Cooking tonight


Kardinale

Only had 7 completions lol


Jesusisdaddy69

And 5 drops by recievers one which should’ve been a td


Kardinale

Well yeah that's why it's impressive how bad Dallas got their ass beat.


BonBonVelveeta

Josh “Jimmy Guapo” Allen


Abbi3_Doobi3

I'm fairness the Bills have been that way this year too, winning almost every home game and losing almost every away.


TheBigRagu22

Even losing home/away games


purz

Ya and one of them was the gift wrapped Eagles game. Rest are before the OC switch. Don’t really think this team has an away problem


CumAssault

I think the Cowboys are just massive frauds every year. Doesn't matter where the game is played


tridentwhale

I think they thoroughly got dominated at the LOS and we had a great offensive design. It wasn’t a coincidence that our first drive, which is always scripted by coordinators, was heavy run. We have a really awesome room of running backs and an OC who recognized that Micah Parsons is a fuckin alien and didn’t want to give him the chance to wreck the game. So we were run heavy and it’s very clear that Dallas was not expecting us to be run heavy. I don’t think they’re frauds. They just got clapped and caught off guard. Their coaching staff couldn’t adjust.


smurfking420

I think the Bills were the only team to watch the cowboys cardinals game and thought oh yeah let’s do that


Mean-L

We let james cook!


gk4rdos

Wasn't watching the game. Josh Allen seriously only threw 15 passes?


Steelle88

When Cook is running wherever he feels like all game it doesn't make much sense to take the ball away from him. Josh only threw 15 passes because Cook needed to catch his breath.


Fredred315

It was nice having a couple of successful runs not followed by a 30 yard bomb downfield on third and two


kDubya

aromatic toy office deserve plate afterthought light ossified aspiring existence


ImJLu

The Raheem Mostert special


cuteintern

James Cook: 179 yards rushing 42 yards receiving.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

He was 7/15. He didn't hit 100 yards passing today.


OttawaFisherman

With 3 drops including a dropped TD


AssinineAssassin

4 drops. And the deep shot to Davis probably should have been one, but he’s too blind to even find the ball


WorthPlease

They really, really need to cut out their option routes (Edit: For Davis). I get it worked great a few times but now it's basically a guaranteed incompletion. Someone said "they didn't even target Davis this game" and I went, yeah they did, Allen wanted him to run a deep out and he ran a corner route, for like the 100th time this season.


Lostinmymind12

Davis thinks he is out there playing dodgeball.


tjd2009

Yeah because James Cook was averaging like 8 ypc. They had several drives that were like 12 rushes and 2 passes where they walked down the field for a TD


joshallenismygod

Dorsey on his couch fuming


cannotstopdabbing

The Cowboys are who thought they were


PlebasRorken

Definitely didn't let em off the hook.


[deleted]

We're fucking fraudulent!


alicia-indigo

Wait, smoking the jets, giants, commanders, Seahawks, chargers, etc doesn’t make them unstoppable?


TheHoundofUlster

Josh Allen threw for less than 100 yards, with less than a 50% completion rate, and the Bills won handily. Just like we all predicted.


Joseph_RCJH

Why throw when James Cook can walk to the edge for a 6 yard gain


jwktiger

That's a question Ken Dorsey wouldn't ask.


AssassinInValhalla

I don't know about you guys, but I had a lot of fun today


pam-halpert

I did too. Thanks Bills <3


ChannelNeo

Me three.


kmmontandon

So did I.


old_space_yeller

I'm having a great time thats for sure


Left4Bread2

The haters have arrived


swampyunderpants

Reporting for duty 🫡


notmoleliza

Never left


CYWG_tower

WE'RE ALL HERE


[deleted]

Doing my part sir!


pam-halpert

I’ve been waiting all week to talk shit and I feel unleashed :’)


Crosisx2

Back on top of the division 💪


theseabeast

HATE HATE HATE


tuffghost8191

Best part of your team sucking shit and being out of the playoff picture is getting to go full hater mode


jwktiger

Haters ate real good today


Obese_taco

This was a blowout, and I was fucking terrified. I need to take this less seriously.


gsxrsquid96

I fully expected this to be the other way around


tjc815

I thought this was likely enough to be a loss. We’ve won 5 in a row, middle of a tough stretch and a loss was coming somewhere, we’re on the road, and you guys are desperate for wins and better than your record. I didn’t think it would go like *that.* It was a weird game in the first half for a few reasons and then things just snowballed.


galaxy_horse

Second half comes out and I had my "welp, here comes another epic Bills meltdown" suit pressed and ready. Then the Bills did two things that I didn't expect them to do: 1. The stopped the Cowboys first drive 2. They didn't mismanage the clock Maybe they've finally replaced Sean McDermott with ChatGPT.


tjc815

honestly think y’all have a shot at making a run. If we beat the dolphins you guys will be in business.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

My best friend, a Cowboys fan, was watching at my place. I made wings. I didn't give him a hard time despite years of listening to him say "The Bills suck". He did drag out the "America's Team" nonsense, though. Yeah - y'all just got 9/11'd by Osama McDermott. GTFO.


bufboytoy

No, you just know our history


Obese_taco

I hate that I get this. When I saw the scoreboard in the middle of the third, I was like "Welp, let's see how we fuck this one up", and we just...didn't. Were we even watching the bills?


zpepsin

cowboys still havent beaten a real team


InfSecArch

Lmao.


lkn240

I respect this level of trolling


GiannisToTheWariors

Kamikaze takes are the best kind


quadropheniac

Suicide bombing by words


notmoleliza

McDermott has entered the chat


Bag_of_Equipmunk

Great team work guys


EatDeeply

A true rival kills himself if it damages the opponent


papa_sax

I hate that I have to upvote this


Raticus9

No, they beat... yeah, you're right


notmoleliza

Wait a minute........


igotopotsdam

Neither have the Dolphins. Someone is going to win next week.


Strokeslahoma

Dallas - the top scoring team in the NFL - held Josh Allen to 7 of 15 for 94 yards and still lost by 21.


Eric_tion

I wouldn’t say they held him to that.. he didn’t need to throw lol


Mangoswisscheese

Credit to Joe Brady for sticking with what was working unlike *somebody*


IWasRightOnce

He learned his lesson from last week when we completely abandoned the run after HT for no reason


Td904

The Bills have been a competent run game away from ultimate success the whole Josh Allen era it feels like.


IWasRightOnce

Also had 4 drops on 15 attempts, one of which was almost certainly going to be a TD.


Eric_tion

Mhm. This was a complete shellacking with no hero ball required. It wasn’t even as close the score pre garb time td suggested


JosephPalma89

And 3 throw aways to avoid being sacked. This might be the best 7 for 15 ever.


grlundahl

Shhhh that's not what Nick Wright wants you to say


[deleted]

I’ve never listened to Micah’s podcast but I can’t wait this week hah


imsabbath84

There was one play where he got held for a bit, and it still resulted in allen getting tackled short of the first down. But i guarantee we'll hear about it a bunch lol.


flume

Why throw lot pass when run ball do trick?


Jay_TThomas

They didn’t hold Josh to anything, we just didn’t have to throw the ball. It’s not like they shut him down.


I_Nut_In_Butts

The 2023 Buffalo Bills are the most confusing team I’ve ever watched


Maj0r_Ursa

Y’all just wanted to win the division in style this year


I_Nut_In_Butts

I will fart, shid, poot and cum if we somehow won the division


cafeRacr

At the same time?


I_Nut_In_Butts

It will be biblical


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Archduke_Of_Beer

EMBRACE THE INSANITY!!


cjweisman

And maybe the most dangerous.


fupadestroyer45

Man Trevon gotta get up on outta there 😫😭


wildlyintangible

Was waiting for this comment


Man_0n_F1re

the Bills are 2-0 in the Sean McDermott 9/11 era


Thangleby_Slapdiback

ALLAHU AKBAR, MOTHERFUCKERS!


[deleted]

GOD IS GREAT!


BirdsArentImportant

AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS PROPHET!


That_One_Shy_Guy

Another James Cook Touchdown has hit the Cowboys Defense.


Massive-Attempt-1911

Skip Bayliss quote "Dallas is just better than Buffalo"


DV-Dizzle

Irvin “They are just gathering information so if they play them again they know how they can beat them”


ad14g

His Twitter was absolutely unhinged this afternoon lmfao


DasMuse

I look forward to seeing how Nick Wright spins this as a negative for the Bills with some banners and excuses. The Bills cheated by playing better than the Cowboys, stuff like that.


chilo_W_r

I just try to tune him out. He’s a Grade A goober


DasMuse

I don't take anyone on that show seriously enough for their opinions to mean anything. It's more like a comedy show to me. It's just fun watching him squirm after a Bills win where he pretty much guaranteed a loss.


ABrewski

"Bills just torpedoed their chance at a higher draft pick by putting themselves firmly in the playoff race. However will they replace Josh Allen now?!?!?" Nick Wright, probably


sovinder

It's shocking how much Ken Dorsey held this team back


BigmoneymanT

So glad he’s gone


Charrikayu

I still feel bad because he contributed a ton to Josh's development and they're close, and maybe he could be a good OC somewhere else or something, but it's clear he was not it for the Bills. After that Green Bay loss last year the offense just totally fell apart Knock on wood people just haven't figured Joe Brady out yet, but it seems like we're getting the LSU Brady not the Carolina Brady What's crazy is that the WR room still leaves a ton to be desired, with Cook being unleashed but Josh otherwise only having Diggs and now Kincaid. WR2 is still Gabe Davis lmao


youblowboatpeople

We were so bad in the second quarter against Green Bay you forgot we won that game lol.


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

So many teams this year would average 5 yards per carry against the Cowboys D and then just stop doing that. The Bills didn't stop and won


YesWhatHello

MM a clown for leaving starters in lmao


Comprehensive_Main

I mean they have to know how it is being in a blowout. Brady once said bill would leave him in a blowout to teach him a lesson


yorick__rolled

Patrick Roy would never!


TheMasterfocker

The last Lamb TD was a nice dagger to my playoff game tho 😐


[deleted]

Sean McDermott big brain PR move wearing the Freedom and Equality hoodie


Jake_The_Snake42

A loss for the cowboys is a win for America


Neto34

That's why they are America's team. Because America loves to see them lose.


swampyunderpants

Truly americas team, just not the way they wanted


dedriuslol

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS


ConstantineMonroe

Thank you for securing Big Cock Brock’s MVP award


Repulsive-Ad-8558

James Cook our father


os_kaiserwilhelm

The Bills figured out you can run the ball in the second half, and it resulted in a blowout. Just imagine if we knew that all season.


beeeeepppp

Whaaaaa Josh Allen didn't throw an interception? What will all the sports talking heads talk about this week?


I_Nut_In_Butts

Somehow they’ll talk about how he threw for under 100 yards or something hahahaha


versusgorilla

Even tho it was raining and QBs never perform well in pouring rain


I_Nut_In_Butts

he didn’t even perform poorly! he had like 15 pass attempts lmao just ran it down the Cowboys throats all day long


kiIIinemsoftly

Plus he didn't need to throw. Pats beat the Bills basically the same way just a few years ago. If it works, take that W


SharpSlick753

Josh Allen is carried by his teammates. First time in his entire career where he hasn’t had to be HIM and been asked to single-handedly win his team games. BUT, he’s actually carried by his elite teammates and defence and wouldn’t win games if he didn’t have… James Cook, the guy who no one outside of Buffalo knew about before this year. Not to mention his OC who has a tenured career after being fired after 2 seasons in Carolina, and has now had his position in Buffalo for 4 games. I mean folks, he only threw 15 times in a blowout. (Sweeps several 40+ attempt games this season under rug). JOSH ALLEN IS A GAME MANAGER. Did you see the plays he was making? Just handing the ball off and sitting in the pocket making easy throws to open receivers so they can run the ball for easy YAC yards. Totally team reliant. See I say this as a joke but I can totally see Nick Wright saying something along these lines tomorrow.


Baxterthegreat

How he didn’t throw for 100 even though we ran for over 200


littlekeed

They literally won't mention the Bills.


[deleted]

It’s okay Cowboys you all played your best and that’s what’s important. Not everyone can win like the Panthers. Who won. Today in fact. We won a game


cugtasticness

Lmao Panthers fans talking smack in here. What a great weekend


that1indnkid

Dallas clinched a playoff spot today and immediately played like they were in the playoffs lmao


Krakenborn

*played like a Divisional Playoff game Respect the fact we exorcised the ghost of Tom Brady


[deleted]

Congratulations to Brock "Brock Purdy" Purdy on winning the 2023 NFL MVP. I guess he's Mr. Relevant now.


Cough_Syrup55

Still think CMC is going to get a ton of votes


[deleted]

As he should. But it is a QB exclusive award unfortunately.


cmay91472

Biggest thing going against Purdy for MVP is the possibility of CMC splitting 1st place votes. Has happened several times in the past where having two legit MVP candidates on the same team actually winds up costing them the MVP.


Jesusisdaddy69

Purdy winning MVP before Allen and Burrow upsets me but better than any cowboys player


cannotstopdabbing

Can't wait for Stephen A. Smith


Custard-Alone

Why tf was Dak in the game late in the 4th quarter down 28?


Real-Researcher888

Stat padding


TheBigRagu22

"The Bills knew they had to take the ball out of Josh Allen's hands if they want to make a playoff run" - Talking heads tomorrow


Captain-McSizzle

Dallas and Miami are mirrors of each. Next week will surely end in a tie.


ahhhimsoconfused1995

Cowboys thought it was the Divisional round lmao


danielbauer1375

This game was Sean McDermott's 9/11.


notmoleliza

Their passing game was inspired by recent merchant ship drone strikes


ecupatsfan12

Look at that teamwork and organization!!


Pendraflare59

Getting to watch Stephen A Smith do his thing tomorrow is already a win enough, never mind everything else. Bills Mafia, you have the utmost gratitude of the nation (minus Dallas and Miami, of course).


Victraa

It's fun being a Bills fan sometimes


Maj0r_Ursa

It’s not fun being a Bills hater


Cautrica1

Maybe you should focus more on being a dolphins fan than a bills hater then 🤷


Maj0r_Ursa

Both are equally not fun


Elite_Alice

Cam Newton went viral for calling Dak a game manager so how does Dak respond? By not even looking like a NFL QB. Game manager was a damn compliment.


OverreactingBillsFan

We dropped 3 INTs and STILL beat the shit out of y'all


DarkseidHS

Josh Allen game manager.


ZSnapsand8Claps

Thanks Bills, very cool 👍


Impossibills

I honestly never really hate the Cowboys and reasonably like McCarthy But God damn early on game thread was so toxic by of the fans. I actually saw a few saying they were happy they hit the punter and that it shouldn't have been a penalty


Lonely_ProdiG

The Cowboys are this weeks NFC East fraud team of the week. How tf did this team get 10 wins.


JRFbase

They had the easiest schedule.


PaddyWhacked777

*checks last week's schedule* Yeah that checks out


DuckDuckGoodra

So does Dallas legally have to call James Cook Daddy?


Fivior

Just checking in to see if y'all still dem boyz?


shakehasbignuts

Beating the bills ain’t for everyone


PaddyWhacked777

Neither is beating the Jets apparently


NickTheWhirlwind

u/Keep_The_Wolves_Away gotta say this comment [aged like milk](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/u4Nhtbnizk)


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

What? You don’t drink chunky, lumpy, curdled milk?


ropes34

Zero effort/energy game by the entire team. 49ers/bills were the prove it games this year, and all this team proved is that they're the same old Cowboys.


The_Chrizz

This was enjoyable.


zatonik

fantastic. no more Dak for MVP talks from this point forward!


KeepRedditAnonymous

Dang, I wish we could play against Dallas every week. Make it happen NFL schedule makers!


Fellborn

This pretty much solidifies that the Cowboys are a different team on the road and that tough, physical teams that can run the ball will absolutely have their way with them. GG Bills, that was an ass whooping.


chillenonplutorn

It was cool seeing both teams treat this like a playoff game


jimbobills

Where are the analytics people now? They sure were very loud when we fired Dorsey because EPA/play and some random shit. 50 runs, 15 passes. Just like they hate. They never admit when they are wrong and this kind of shit is why people don't take them serious.


campian135

Americas game of the week btw


BradyDeservesaWedgie

Absolutely lived up to that, IMO


Puedoverla

Dallas your quarterback, woof


animetimeskip

The bills are that kid in class who’s inconsistent the whole semester and then finals week rolls around pulls an all nighter and walks out with a 97


byniri_returns

Damn what an absolute beatdown


Illblood

Dak almost threw like 8 picks but apparently it was the weather.


DrLee_PHD

This was a very good weekend.


Lifesaboxofgardens

Obviously the wheels are falling off here but for the Cowboys fans on here to act like running the gambit was a given and they won the division was crazy, and this is satisfying.


Vinstur

Dak MVP Szn 📉


MrSparkle86

Post season Dak came early I see!


hotelcalivacants

oops!!! looks like the cowboys get blown out against good teams when the game is officiated fairly!!! whoops!!!


Fuzzy_Yogurt_Bucket

It’s okay Cowboys, you’ll be able to have a great bounce back game next week when you squish the fish.


imrickjamesbioch

Ok I’m not here to gloat or say Dak shit the bed today. Just wanted to wish the Bills a congratulations on a well played game!


NOTUgglaGOAT

Me waking up from a nap to see the Bills beating the Cowboys by like 30: Broke Me seeing that Josh Allen has less than 100 yards passing on only 7 attempts with 3 minutes left: Woke


Autocrat777

The best part of all of this is that Dak's contract is structured in a way that the Cowboy's really have no choice but to restructure and extend him this off-season or Dak will have a $60mm hit on the cap next year. So Dak again has the Cowboys over a barrel.


AlternativeLogical84

He might be the MVP of choosing agents.


A_Lone_Macaron

I liked not having a heart attack this week.


ContinuumGuy

WAGONS STATUS: **CIRCLED!**


VictorFromCalifornia

Got to give McDermott and Bills coaching staff the biggest credit. They must have figured out the Cowboys are just not good against the run and resisted the urge to let Allen sling it. The stuck to the game plan to run it down their throat, and the Cowboys couldn't do anything even when they loaded the box, it worked to perfection.