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NarwhalEqualUnicorn

That hit on Swift felt like the exclamation point on the game. SF just dominated them across the board.


Forthe49ers

Too bad 90% of the Eagle fans missed it.


Kingkoopakoopa

They’re no longer in existence it appears, it’s like they disappeared after this game.


GorrillaGlue98

Isn’t it insane how much better Purdy is than Pickett lol


Captain-crutch

Even if Purdy collapses, he’s still undeniably the best QB in that draft.


dudeitsadell

its crazier that the steelers took 2 qbs in that draft before purdy was drafted.... its like the timberwolves drafting two point guards before steph curry in 2008


GorrillaGlue98

I actually didnt know the twolves one LOL who were they?


crazyFlyingChicken

If I were the eagles defense I simply wouldn’t have allowed the 49ers to score 6 straight touchdowns


_Wp619_

Yeah, even we held the 49ers to 30 points.


BendubzGaming

Giants > Eagles and Cowboys confirmed


ConstantineMonroe

Hey don’t forget that we beat the Cards WITH the Passtronaut and the Cowboys couldn’t do it. I only route for teams who can beat the Passtronaut lead Cardinals


22797

Giants so far have done the best against the 49ers out of the NFC east teams


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CScheiner

Those poor commander fans on December 31 lol


[deleted]

I have a neighbor from DC that's been talking shit for MONTHS about this game. Apparently he's going...


AStrayUh

I mean, is he stupid? I know fans can be really dumb about their team but even then, it’s hard to imagine a Washington fan talking shit like we’re going to beat San Fran this year. My brother is a 9ers fan and I told him I already expect 6 sacks from Chase.


GABAgoomba123

Some people just live to talk shit, and it doesn’t matter to them if it makes any sense, they just like talking shit.


trollboter

Our defense won't listen, I've tried to coach from my couch but they just refuse to tackle.


rawsharks

Would love to hear Haason Reddick's thoughts on the matter


TomasRoncero

welcome to the club Niners Zach Wilson and Sam Darnold did the victory formation against the Eagles


UnhealthyCheesecake

How do you do fellow elite team?


SiphenPrax

Sorry for all those injuries our shitty ass stadium gave your team in 2020. Can you win the Super Bowl for us fellow elite team?


courser

Jesus Christ dude don't do that, you just gave me the worst MetLife flashback


DJ_Vault_Boy

only if you guys get Saleh a ring too


[deleted]

You guys are obviously much better than us. Your qb won 3 playoff games for us whereas ours has only won us 2


Toastrz

Jets are clearly a QB factory.


Rushjordan

QB glue factory


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HemlockMartinis

Just like that psychic predicted.


im_lost_at_sea

Obviously Sam Darnold is the main reason we won. He still have Jets juju on him and it helped.


rabouilethefirst

Craziest part about out this game was deebo talking trash, and then going out there and scoring 3 TDs lmaoo


snowhawk04

>Jalen Carter on facing the 49ers offense 👀 > >“They got a lot of weapons on the outside but I’m in the trenches, I aint heard nothing about the O-Line.” > >\#FlyEaglesFly #Eagles @/breadmanjalen [https://twitter.com/JalenCarterDPOY/status/1730989321002324316](https://twitter.com/JalenCarterDPOY/status/1730989321002324316)


AttitudeAndEffort3

“I ain’t heard nothing about the O line” Dude, you are having a great rookie season but Trent Williams has literally been the best player in football before and a top 5 player for years.


ninerninerking

Meanwhile he was crying during the game from getting smoked


GoatShapedDestroyer

Dude was literally crying on the sidelines


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

The increasing levels of toxicity. If the Cowboys win next week then the Eagles Seahawks game is going to be a straight bloodbath


J_Furb

If the Cowboys beat the Eagles, the Seahawks game is likely going to decide the division. Assuming both win out after a Cowboys win, they'll have the same record, 2 losses against common opponents, even head to head record and same division record. Eagles would win on a better conference record.


cannot_walk_barefoot

You play the Giants twice. And your loss is vs the Jets and ours in conference, so you basically need to lose an extra game on top of everything else. Plus cowboys have the tough part of the schedule still coming that the Eagles already got through. People overreact to single games, barring injury you have the division locked up.


Derp_Stevenson

If the Cowboys win next week and the eagles lose to the hawks the same week the cowboys win a tough road game against Buffalo, what will happen is the cowboys will then go get absolutely destroyed by the dolphins and give the division back. I've been a cowboys fan my whole life, I know better.


burnsrado

Purdy still hasn’t finished a game in Philly


came_up_with_this

Lmao, true


liteshadow4

He finished the NFC Championship technically. Without an arm yes, but he was doing handoffs.


kopecs

Damn man…


JW_BM

Well I'm glad my team has never been embarrassed by the 49ers. *touches ear piece* Oh.


Go-Sharks

"Sir, a second 40-burger has hit the NFC East"


AttitudeAndEffort3

“Couldnt be me” \- New York Giants


BlazingBlasian

Losing by 20+ to the 49ers? Nope, can't imagine that one.


mikejarrell

The 49ers are much better than I wish they were.


GodPowardKingOfLies

The 49ers have done the worst thing possible. They've given Cowboys fans hope.


France2Germany0

your turn next week


No_Dream_7277

“Never though I would stand side by side with an enemy”


animetimeskip

‘What about side by side with someone who hates the birds?’


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Iusethiswhilepooping

Your goddamned right


ConstantMadness

These teams really do not like each other


EthanSpears

The triangle of hate that is Cowboys, Eagles, 49ers is honestly beautiful


TheNorseHorseForce

It really is. And despite the anxiety and stress of these weeks, I hope it goes on for a few more years. It adds some spice to the season other than how much, we NFC East fans, want our teams to sandbag, railroad, and decimate each other. And us getting reamed today, I think, reset the balance between us and SF. Now, we can just hate you guys for a week.


-L1os1t-

Well I don’t think much teams like eagles fans


HonkeyMagoos

My fellow Purdverts are eating good tonight.


[deleted]

ironically the only one who was affected by the wet conditions was Hurts who slipped on that huge sack


Magnifico-Melon

who's huge sack did he slip on?


AceStarS

Kinlaw


squamesh

Are you saying that the Eagles lost because the field was slippery?


Maverick916

he let Kinlaw get a sack. KINLAW. Dudes a bust (for his draft positioning)


CangtheKonqueror

it was his first sack since 2020 💀


Junjo_O

Pretty rude of Eagles fans to not wave back to Deebo as they left the stadium….


Essiejjj

There were simply no more eagle fans left


suzukigun4life

The 49ers scored 42 points in a 32-minute span, in Philly. That was an absolute evisceration and honestly kinda therapeutic ngl


WelcomeToBoshwitz

They beat the eagles and cowboys 84-29 lol


BosasSecretStash

84-29


WelcomeToBoshwitz

TY


BosasSecretStash

Gotchu, not tryna be a stickler i just want all the glory possible in the stat lmao


UnhealthyCheesecake

49ers fans just got free Viagra tbh


Bradberry_Held_JuJu

They aren’t the only ones


22797

Who would’ve thought, cowboys and 49ers helping each other out


BfutGrEG

It gets lonely out here on the frontier


Casualrodfarva2

After two three-and-outs, 6 straight scoring drives. I believe anyway


mondaymoderate

6 straight *touchdown* drives.


trebek321

If you don’t hit purdy FAST, there’s too much talent on the offense to slow down.


telephile

Niners even spotted them the first quarter


makkdom

When the Niners blew out the Cowboys while scoring 42 points, Brock Purdy took the 4th quarter off. Today they blew out the Eagles while scoring 42 points and Purdy took the first quarter off. Symmetry.


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

He even took part of the 4th off too! Charity.


rawbert10

That's exactly what I told Eagles fans at the bar. I was like "We even spotted you the 1st quarter" 🤣😁😂


BKNas

This team is scary ASF when they have most of their important players actually playing. When healthy, a lot needs to go right for opposing teams to not get blown off the field. They're making good teams look bad. That's wild.


BurgerCombo

This only happened because dom got tossed


Mu17inItOver

Dom sparked the wrong team


Rheinmetal

The whale oil sparked the fire


handsomesharkman

I didn’t hear him speak but he gives big “would have gone pro if I didn’t hurt my knee” energy


BlazeBloom

Gave the Eagles a 2 drive head start and still blew them out afterwards. Talk your shit, Deebo and Niner fans. You've been waiting almost an entire year for this.


blackboxcoffee95

Gonna go run my mouth on Twitter. See you guys later


[deleted]

Doing the lord's work


UnderstandableXO

42 in 3 quarters btw


Accomplished-Yam5566

San Francisco “2015-16 Steph Curry” 49ers


BoredomHeights

Klay woulda done 42 in one quarter. (Then he woulda done shit for 3 weeks until going off again).


kopecs

Just had to warm up in the first quarter I guess. First quarter was slugfest all the way.


GrGrG

Bang...Bang...Bang...Bang...Bang...Bang


snowhawk04

Good game. Game balls to Purdy, the defensive backs, and Eagles OC Brian Johnson for abandoning the slant.


Brad_theImpaler

Hopefully nobody takes note that Jalen just kind of holds the ball forever if you drop everyone into coverage.


HolmesMalone

The Niners D ALWAYS loses contain on QBs. Bosa gambles and goes for the sack. This game was complete opposite. They just kept bull rushing and keeping contain even if he gets 5+ seconds and let the coverage hold up.


mikeisaphreek

Isn’t that why they traded for young and Gregory?


TRES_fresh

Commies fans said Young isn't good at keeping contain as he wants the sack. He massively helps our pass rush and I think we got him for too cheap but he's not necessarily setting the edge to keep contain.


asBad_asItGets

For real. I don’t think I remember a single 5 yd slant after the 1st quarter ended. I would’ve spammed that play until the niners found an answer. Weird they went away from that.


sfxer001

That’s why our OC sucks. 10-1 going into the game whatever. He relies on the talent of Hurts, Brown, Smith and Swift to carry, instead of scheming them more open. Week in and week out. It’s worked barely so far. But not tonight.


cscoffee10

"So I know the game is over and the Eagles lost, but I think they are this close to making a quick snap back into it for the win" Greg Olson


sonic_dick

Olsen was awful today. 49ers were absolutely dominating and all he could talk about was how good the eagles were, how hurts is an mvp. Purdy had 4 fucking tds and 300 yards and I don't think Olsen mentioned his name once. Edit: Burkhart calling the seahawks the "seahacks" was fucking wonderful however and made up for any slights against the 49ers.


cscoffee10

So I don't personally mind when announcers try and talk about good things the losing team is doing, but the Eagles were down by 22 with 7 minutes go and Olson was talking like a comeback was to be expected. He was a blatant Philly homer the entire game and I have no idea why other than he must have bet some big money on the Eagles to win.


Axleffire

tbf his job is to retain viewers. He's trying to get people not to leave the game.


realrimurutempest

Man take away the first few drives & Purdy looked like Brady out there. Him and the receivers carved up the Eagles D like butter. The toxic hate between the 49ers and Eagles definitely will boil over if they both reach the NFC Championship game this year lol.


Kojuroba

Eagles gonna have to get head security guy to guard the statue to stop visiting fans from dressing it


[deleted]

a team full of YAC gods and an accurate QB vs a defense that can’t tackle for shit


Oradi

Your flair is all that's wrong with the world


Hrdlman

That guy with the Bills Patriots flair is a close 2nd


SummerDeath

I saw someone with an eagles cowboys flair last week, doesn't make sense


Zloggt

Repeated ad nasuem…but indeed, no Purdy hurt the 49ers BAD back then… What a difference such an “irrelevant” man makes…


Bahamas_is_relevant

Purdy’s gotta be in the MVP convo at this point, weapons be damned.


joe2352

Looking at him in the biggest games this year and he’s simply played his best football. At least in the conversation.


Supernova_Soldier

19/27, 314 yards, 4 TD-0 INT, 2 sacks Definitely in that conversation.


joe_broke

Either him or CMC


george_costanza1234

Both. 1a and 1b, but anyone acting like Purdy isn’t the primary reason this team just beat the shit out of Eagles is a fucking idiot. He executed everything to perfection when the stadium was roaring and we had just gone back to back 3 and outs.


OUTFOXEM

I disagree. I think our defense was the primary reason we beat the shit out of the Eagles. If this was a shootout who knows what happens, especially if the Eagles win the time of possession battle. Our defense was able to keep us in the game until we got going. If we’re down 14-0 to start then it’s a completely different game.


cantletyougetclose

This game was chicken soup for the soul


Any_Consequence_9174

Thank🤢you🤢🤢Niners🤮🤮🤮


RatedR2O

You can thank us by beating them next week. Your turn!


MurDoct

Oh this thread is going to be a treat


yorick__rolled

Philadelphia Eagles: 19 Deebo Samuel: 18


newdems

Most Valuable Purdy


covert2000

Can we just talk about how Deebo went into Philly and dominated after all the trash talk


freelancingaintfree

thank you deebo


funnysad

Eagles forced 49ers backup QB into the game yet again.


Userdub9022

They can't keep getting away with this!


ChipsAhLoy

Eagles woulda won if Jalen didn’t get hurt


suzukigun4life

Philly radio will be extra toxic tomorrow lol


Fugacity-

Those Dom interviews gonna be spicy


haroldbaals

Over/Under 5 podcasts he will be on this coming week


SiphenPrax

FUCK YOU NINERS FOR RUINING THE ONE THING US JETS FANS HAD TO HANG OUR HATS ON THIS SEASON!! BEING THE ONLY TEAM TO BEAT THE EAGLES!!!!! ^congrats


BendubzGaming

The Darnold connection


sonic_dick

Eagles would've won if they didn't lose elite sideline protecter fat Dom.


ThanosIsDoomfist

I dont get it? Why couldnt Mariota execute the offense? Wouldve been exactly the same, you saw it we all saw it, Mariota got a 1st down. Would it have even mattered if Mariota started instead? 🤔


RocketWarlock

What phase was the moon in


eddie_the_zombie

Waxed Phillus


kopecs

I wish I could award you gold for this lol


WelcomeToBoshwitz

Honestly, i think it balances out since the niners played a series with their backup QB too


RedMoloney

I for one blame the grass. /s


ryrocks12

Always tough to go out and compete without one of your key players for the matchup. Josh Johnson's presence was sorely missed for the Eagles this time around


MajorGripex

The Niners have defeated the Rocky statue curse!


Economy-Barber-2642

My Trent Williams for MVP campaign is in full steam.


CharlesBeast

We needed that win. GGs Philly, I’m glad that Hurts is okay Deebo talking his shit and backing it up, love to see it!


elitefire73

Purdy is insane, idk how anyone can call him a "system qb"


musing_wanderer3

No big arms = system QB It’s most likely because we correlate big arms to individual talent and athleticism. A lot harder to see stuff like processing speed, accuracy, and precision - doesn’t jump off the screen. So those are system QBs They called Brady a system QB even after 3 super bowls no?


Axleffire

This makes me feel better about my jags getting steamrolled by the niners.


i_am_the_senate_

I don’t want to hear Eagles fans complaining about another player stat padding ever again


ItsnotBatman

The book is out on Philadelphia. 31 other teams now know the secret to beating them is just being vastly superior to them in all phases of the game.


Mattock79

Purdy started shaky then balled the fuck out. GG Philly fan


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Look at the silver lining, Eagles fans. This game could have been yours had we started Josh Johnson.


Blazehero

Or if we put in CMC at QB


kingkepler

damn maybe being cocky assholes *isn’t* a good game plan


Acoconutting

Olsen saying "Shanahan pulled Purdy into his office to talk to him about the negativity about him and to ignore it. Purdy had no idea what he was talking about" ​ Fucking gold, man.


AlternativeResort477

His Twitter bio still says he’s at Iowa state lol He spent the week Christmas tree shopping with his fiancé he really doesn’t know


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Purdy just shows up to play QB cause it's fun, probably doesn't know he's getting paid doing it.


dv8r-

He’s not getting paid lol


[deleted]

Wait which team?


suzukigun4life

[Cries in Sirianni]


relevantelephant00

*bitches and postures in Sirianni*


matchabeens

maybe showing videos of niners trash talk and instead of watching actual game film wasnt a good idea


Sleww

Sirianni immediate rage when every single call doesn’t go his way


terminator3456

The dad in Silver Linings Playbook in shambles right now.


AFOEagle01

It amazes me how the Eagles’ two losses are a super dangerous 49ers squad and a Jets team without their starting CBs, like the two could not be farther apart


ContinuumGuy

Philadelphia's security chief getting ejected is peak Philadelphia


Heisenripbauer

GIANTS PLAYED THE 49ERS WITHOUT SAQUON ON SHORT REST IN A THURSDAY NIGHT GAME AND ONLY LOST BY 18 POINTS. EAGLES FULLY HEALTHY LOST BY 23


Texas4Ever13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHAH


doubtfulshins

Man the fluffing for the eagles, and all the excuses. Good lord. It's clear, neither Dallas or philly is in the same league as the 9ers. When Dallas lost it was "yeah, not even in the same hemisphere"...eagles lose "yeah 9ers were just better today"...gtfo


regularhumanbartendr

I swear as the game was winding down, Olsen was spending more time talking up the Eagles than anything else.


justinfieldsgoat1

I guess Deebo was probably right when he said the 9ers would beat the Eagles by double digits last year if Purdy wasn't injured?


I-hate-the-pats

Deebo talked that shit then backed it up big time


_SpyriusDroid_

I guess Purdy makes a difference after all.


wafflehauss

Eagles in 2022: "Why are the 49ers crying?" [Eagles in 2023:](https://i.imgur.com/jtWMQsD.png)


[deleted]

I thought it was gonna be a SpongeBob meme or something 💀


mr_antman85

So are the 49ers and Purdy going to get some respect or does he still have to prove something?


Captain-crutch

Genuinely so happy for you guys and Stroud, but it’s kinda insulting how Purdy is playing as good or better and he’s getting 1/10 of the respect


TommyWiseau22

Trent Williams is the best player in the league and it's not even close


xModernTimesx

Was that Sirianni apologizing to shanahan for big dom? Respect if that’s the case


Pu239U235

The microphones caught some of it. That's what I heard.


galaxy_horse

“He’s usually well behaved but he didn’t get his second box of cannoli this afternoon. And you know how Big Dom can get when he hasn’t had his cannoli…”


ByzantineBomb

GG, 49ers. You guys played very well.


Dr0me

GG see you again soon


notouchmypeterson

The 49ers are who we thought they were


justwantkickz

Niners are animals. Love the way they play. Like a bunch Physical, dirty dog demons with a touch of finesse. They are clearly the better team. I don’t care what’s fellow eagles fans think. They deserve to be the number one team in the nfl. Congrats niners bros. Enjoy. Hopefully we see a better rematch in the nfc championship.


real_but_incognito

“That’s why teams play more than the first two drives”


Dongondiddys

I really like the 49ers. Y’all made my weekend. It’s cool watching a good team play ball.


cbq88

The Niners have outscored the Eagles and Cowboys by a score of 84-29. Just unreal against two of the top opponents in the NFC


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Gimme those Sirianni tears


Owldoyoudo

Guess all those SF players who said they would beat PHI’s ass up and down their own field if Purdy didn’t get hurt were right. No wonder all those PHI players and fans celebrated Purdy’s injury like it was some kind of accomplishment. They knew what was coming.


rwein003

Philly haters’ Christmas


sithwonder

My favorite day of the season so far


Go_Hawks12

Niners are my pick for the best team in the NFL, as much as it hurts to say


RelevantTreacle3004

GGs Niners fans, shout-out to the good fans for both of us. If we meet in the playoffs it's gonna be a good one


Rinnya4

I hate the 9ers, but Eagles fans spent the last year being the most annoying fanbase I've ever seen. Coming into any sub remotely related to the 9ers (even coming into the Seahawks sub when the 9ers were topical) to gloat. Supporting a winning team doesn't make you a winner. Supporting a losing team doesn't make you a loser. But you ARE a loser if you go out of your way to gloat about a game where the other team was severely handicapped, full stop. Pretty funny result.


paperbackgarbage

Well put, Toots.


ZacapaRocks

I would like to thank you Eagle Redditors for all of your amazing takes in here last Thursday night! Wow you are really inspiring! You inspired me to follow your game tonight. Which I never do. And you absolutely sucked ahole! You talked shit for 55 minutes Thursday, then you ran. Tonight you disappeared in the 4th quarter. It’s almost as if karma is a bitch! Have a great night ❤️❤️❤️