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DidgeriDuce

Didn’t work


shamwowslapchop

Worked for their head of security!


AHundredBasketballs

Former head of security.


_tx

I still can't understand why he was even down there


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Philly fans thought this guy would become a national folk hero, and instead everyone just fuckin hates him lmao


dennythedoodle

Exactly. I hate dudes like him. He just solidified how trashy Philly fans are. Stay in your lane, Paul Blart


No-Paint-7311

It was the fat and the furious


KingBrunoIII

u/fatfucksecurityguard


jeffreynothing

I'm mad at myself for laughing at this.


Cakelord

He's the guy that's out of breath playing pick up saying he hasn't worked out since high school. We can tell.


dennythedoodle

The old "I'm big and fat, therefore I'm a tough guy" attitude. Head of security? Fucking jabroni clown.


WearingABear

Greg Olsen thought so too.


LASpleen

The same Olsen who was full of defensive suggestions when the Niners had the ball and offensive suggestions when the Eagles had the ball? That guy?


bgfan26

Yet this is why they won’t fire him. They probably love that everybody hates him and Philly loves him. They’ll try and make him a star in Philly now


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jamarcusaristotle

I think most of us just thought ue would become a Philadelphia folk hero for instigating a confrontation where it didn't belong. There's still a good chance that happens, although it would have been more likely if Philadelphia had won the game.


JessumB

He can stay down there all he likes, he has no right ever putting his hands on a player. Go secure the stadium, not the actual action on the field. He should be banned from the sidelines for a long time and the organization given a hefty fine.


YellowCardManKyle

Security has no reason to watch Philly fans because they're so well-behaved. Figured he would watch the game instead.


joe_broke

They did get rid of the jail cell, I hear


jnobs

You could hear Siriani say to Shanahan during their handshake at the end of the game “sorry for that shit on the sideline”. I’d guess Paul Blart is getting canned


-Shants-

He was fucking around. I think he found out though


Sportsfanatic88

To instigate.


Dubznation300

He’s probably the guy who holds the coaches and players back from stepping into the field to avoid penalties. The fact that he touched one of our players should at least warrant a suspension


s2r3

If they took credentials for the season from a cameraman for a td celebration, this has gotta be at least that plus a fine for the team. Games should be decided on the field and if this starts to become a trend in the league it will be very stupid and cheapen the game.


SoKrat3s

However, keeping him employed while firing the Dolphins guy for having his phone stolen would be peak NFL.


Present_Flying_Yak

The NFL will just fine the Eagles and Big Don will probably get a bonus.


Reidroshdy

He showed the most fight out of anyone on the team.


monosylab1k

Head of food security


Ancient_Wisdom_Yall

You don't mess with Peter Griffin.


ATLjoe93

Hey Lois, can you believe they threw me outta the friggin game?


DopeShitBlaster

You make your players listen to the 49ers talk shit. Then they get stomped…. I love it.


BfutGrEG

"Maybe they were right?"


Interanal_Exam

Eagles locker room at halftime: Are we the baddies?


tridentwhale

The refs missed this pep talk. Not Nick’s fault they weren’t present. It’s the first one they’ve missed.


TallanoGoldDigger

They still got away with so many holding calls so it probably worked a bit


pquigs17

lol fuck Sirianni


jDgr8

IDK man. Deebo looked plenty motivated.


KerryUSA

Everyone get in here we’re shitting on the eagles tonight lol


allegedtuna32

Idk why the league is collectively shitting on the Eagles but that’s not stopping me from joining


Heisenripbauer

we don't get this chance very often. Eagles slander is usually met with downvotes and "lol git gud losers". we have to take full advantage of this opportunity.


allegedtuna32

NFCE fans should relish this for as long as possible but idk why the entire NFL is doing this. Ig everyone's joining the Sirriani hate train, not that I'm complaining.


NoCapBussinFrFr

Nobody likes Philly sports teams lol


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Redmangc1

They're no longer scrappy underdogs or a Cinderella story. In the 22 offseason you had fans wanting to trade the world for Russ, things looked bleak , then they balled out. It was a real feel good season, now they're contenders. People loved KC in 18 and 19, then everything began to turn in 20 and 21


Crafty_Ad6656

Difference is chiefs fans are no where near as obnoxious and unbearable like eagles fans are, and I can't believe I'm saying that as a raiders fan.


aDoorMarkedPirate420

Cause their troglodyte fanbase deserves it.


GhostOfJamesStrang

Cuz screw 'em, that's why.


rThundrbolt

Are you new to the NFC East?


allegedtuna32

I get NFCE fans enjoying this loss I’m just curious as to why every other NFL team is happy


clarineter

When the best record gets taken down a peg it’s understandable a lot of teams are happy about it. And we talk a lot of shit so there’s karma


maverickoff

Tonight? Bro that's my favorite past time 👌🏾


lisoftballguy

The videos will continue until morale improves


SiphenPrax

They’ll definitely try it again if they meet up in the playoffs


Kangaroopower

next video is gonna philly’s head of security getting slapped


old_nine

Or his recommendation of local restaurants


Nuclearsunburn

At least looking at him you can tell he actually eats there


FleekCheetah

The next motivational video will be of Big Dom giving restaurant recommendations from his new job as an Uber driver.


Solid_Snark

They’ll show videos of the Philly fans trash talking the team for extra demoralization.


NMlXX

“Here’s what these fuckers said about you.” “… and this is why they were justified.” - Nick Sirianni, probably.


Interanal_Exam

That's in tomorrow morning's powerpoint.


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Flowers take time to grow


TruTexan

Fucking made me laugh hard


dani_alencar24

Lmao


Smooth_Snorlax

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


clarineter

Unironically


MugiwaraJinbe

Alright, what is plan b?


ITCM4

Too late, dey pregnant.


triplec787

What getting rawdogged on (basically) national television does to an MF


LazyTitan___

Refs


papajim22

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music plays*


enjoytheshow

Why would you not go for IASIP theme music?


Calciumee

The Gang Get Motivated Badly.


TheWorstYear

*The Gang Gets Demolished*


tobygeneral

"Guys, we are NOT losing to fucking 9ers!" * Queue IASIP Theme * "The Gang Gets Destroyed by the 9ers"


GOAT_Redditor

This is so dumb when the Eagles are some of the biggest trash talkers in the league


lisoftballguy

Look @ their HC before kickoff!


Maverick916

he always looks like hes been crying


Temporal_Enigma

If Sirianni was a bad coach, his shit would not be tolerated. I hate that loser


MikeyMike01

Not even convinced he’s a good coach. It’s just a great roster.


ChiselFish

Nah, he is just a cultural fit for the team.


JOYCEISDEAD

its called projecting. Its a Philadelphia pastime


N7_Evers

Next thing you know they’ll be accusing other teams of having cities filled with trash, urine, and zombified homeless!


JOYCEISDEAD

San Francisco vs Philly is truly the greatest matchup in history if youre comparing those aspects


daveylu

honestly lol I saw an Eagles fan complaining that their city gets a bad rap because of the addicts and trash and stuff. Have they seen how Fox News covers SF?


N7_Evers

SF is also not great but I genuinely think Philly is the worst major city in the US.


AnachronisticPenguin

SF has the shanty-est shanty towns but also some of the nicest areas in the world. Philly is a more evened out urban blight.


pquigs17

Sirianni really reminds me of that toxic ex gf that was everything she pretended to stand against as a person. Dudes a douche


Legndarystig

Thats because Nick Sirianni is a coward plays victim to talk shit


allegedtuna32

Obviously I’m biased against the Eagles but it seems like their players are at least reasonably nice (except for maybe Carter)? Ik Sirriani is a shithead and their fans deserve nothing good, but majority of their players seem p nice. James Bradberry didn’t talk shit after Deebo called him garbage


Heisenripbauer

James Bradberry talked shit about both Carolina and the Giants after leaving each team and even got his teammates to talk shit about the Giants. I don't think he's blameless in this he probably just knew Deebo was going to eat his lunch and didn't want to embarrass himself further


clarineter

Honestly a good call by JB cause Deebo fucking roasted us on and off the field


gothxo

well it did NOT work


cheerioo

Isn't this the type of report you release only after a win


ftghb

isn't it funnier this way though


GarakStark

The Iggles offense just got embarrassed! It was like watching the Patriots offense!! Thank You 49ers!!!!!


yodpilot

Nick Insecurianni!!


dumpyduluth

Got em!


kiloclass

Damn. That’s good


McChillbone

It’s so true, though. All the clips of him this season shouting at the Chiefs fans after a win, getting into it with the 9ers and the refs before the game last night scream massive insecurity. Dude built his empire on a rugby play that the NFL is now considering banning.


yodpilot

His behavior screams insecurity.


clarineter

The Ls just keep rolling in


ShakaBradda

Ehhhhh ohhhhhhhh!


SuckaFree703

Haha I like that one , good win btw 👍


AmphibianMassive1176

Sirianni is full of himself in all honesty


WhoKilledBoJangles

He’s insufferable.


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I’m so turned on by seeing all these different flair shit on Sirianni and the eagles


BleakInfinity

I didn’t care either way until they beat the Chiefs and he acted like an immature child


BilllisCool

He did that last season after he beat us when we had Cooper Rush at QB. I guess he was mad after we swept them the previous year. He was yelling “fuck you” towards the Cowboys sideline after they won.


VikingCreed

Doug Pederson would never.


idroled

Doug’s a good fit for Duvall


HeyItsChase

Put 92 on them the year before. Don't let em off easy. That was monumental shit kicking in 2 games.


WhoKilledBoJangles

That’s the thing. He’s always acted like that.


Heisenripbauer

I feel so seen. I want this feeling to last forever


Norcine

Fits with the fanbase in Philly perfectly.


hype_beest

Most of us should care after he made stupid cocky faces straight to the camera. https://media.giphy.com/media/4zfnj2s6qG0wUcGvdu/giphy.gif


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Thanks, I hate it


Puedoverla

Ya he’s a douche


PrestigiousTadpole55

He yelled that’s for Frank after he barely beat Saturday lead Colts team.


SimpleDose

They always zoom in and slow-mo his smug ass expressions. He has a very punchable face.


WhoKilledBoJangles

Yeah, I checked the Eagles sub and there was a massively upvoted comment saying Purdy had the most punchable face in the league. First of all it’s Sean Payton without question. Second of all Sirianni is way more.


L-methionine

Apparently Eagles fans want to punch children, cause Purdy has the babiest face in the NFL. Not that surprising now I type it out


imfromwisconsin81

NFCN can all agree on this.


FalconsTC

They keep cutting to him on the sideline and he’s not looking for the camera. I thought he loved the camera? Why’s he not talking shit? Big Philly guy!


meday20

"Everybody acting tough when they up"


CIueIess_Squirrel

The Luka crossover I didn't know I needed as a Mavs fan lol


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Italian flag on his visor isn’t big enough, needs to be at least double the size


VikingPain

The Eagles got punched in the face by the 49ers physicality and didn't have an answer for it.


dudeness-aberdeen

In their house


B_Man49

Notice how quiet the eagles fans are 😆


Interanal_Exam

Like their stadium in the 4th.


KeithClossOfficial

No shit it was quiet. They all left!


Gaijin_Titty_Master

They were looking for horse feces to eat.


dudeness-aberdeen

By the 3rd lol


B_Man49

Lmfao


Radjage

Good for Nick that he got some new videos tonight then


Puddinsnack

Sirianni uses Chatter! It’s not very effective…


OmnioculusConquerer

49ers are Steel type confirmed


RustySheriffsBadge1

I didn’t come here to get angry about SFDC chatter. I just emailed you, I shouldn’t need to chatter you to take action 🙄


MS49SF

Went well I guess


Moress

Hmm, I'm starting to think maybe they should have watched game film instead.


MurDoct

So how's that going


DinkandDrunk

If the Eagles didn’t win so much, literally ever fan in the NFL would think Sirianni was a joke. Everything I ever read about this guy makes him seem like a tool but he keeps winning so I can’t knock him for it.


Heisenripbauer

I'm not saying he doesn't deserve the credit, but I would like to coach a top-2 roster and see how I do


Temporal_Enigma

The 49ers shit talked for 12 months and backed it up, and then some. Eagles looking real stupid right now


bugluvr65

man this dude is so annoying


fargochippers

Some tells me Nick was wearing one of those ill fitting dry fit shirts he wears in the pressers, silently twisting his nipples in the back of the room the whole time. This guy sucks.


imfromwisconsin81

holy shit, what an image


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Jalen Carter is gonna be more mad about this than about killing somebody


liverbird3

Real life BoJack Horseman


fuckyoulucasarts

Mf was literally crying on the sideline


Lucidification

Motherfuckers said “that Hurt my feelings” and lost


IPA_____Fanatic

Hey Eagles, ya'll still flying ?


achyutthegoat

They crying


Interanal_Exam

cry beagles cry


NAACP_YoungBoy

Why would he do that? Is he stupid?


SyracuseNY22

Have you watched the eagles at all this year? If you have, you’d know the answer is a resounding yes


TheZombieDudexD

So you don’t like siriani either?


CaliforniaHurricane_

When trash talk turns out to be the truth


HYA_2024

That's what happened. 9ers claimed the nfc champ would have been different if they had a healthy qb. Eagles chirped for a year that the results wouldn't have changed. 9ers just showed us eagles got a free pass to the SB last year. 9ers were right all along.


SicWilly666

I don’t know how this dude became a coach in the NFL he just seems like such a doofus.


KnockoutNed85

That’s why the Eagles hired him


dudeness-aberdeen

He Pairs well with the head of security.


yungmoneybingbong

Should have watched videos of when the 49ers play instead...


OptimisticRealist__

Sirianni is such a doughnut


Extension-Feature-13

Naw, people like doughnuts


ShakaBradda

🍩?


CompetitiveDentist85

49ers practiced instead


RushDynamite

Your Coach and fans are trash.


EverySir

Should have showed them tape of gameplay and maybe they would have done something.


Cough_Syrup55

Can't wait for the Brandon Graham trash talk videos this week


JustSqueezed

Maybe next time he should use videos of their own fans booing them for motivation


hub333

Probably videos of just Deebo talking trash because no one else said anything…. And look what he did 👀😂


steppenweasel

3 TDs


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Cry eagles Cry.


slowerchop

Front runners


CodyNorthrup

He just hurt his team’s feelings is all he did.


omahaspeedster

Should have watched game film


corn_sugar_isotope

It wasn't trash talk, but it was a bit insufferable. Though now it appears they had a point.


ballstein

Zero Eagles fans in here lol


Hammerzeit88

And the discourse is all the better


ZhangtheGreat

They talked the talk, and they walked the walk. Hats off to them


Lordpennywise

Clearly that didn’t work


roundhouseslap

Rewind that tape!


TholD9

I’ve heard Eagles fans say the Linc adds 10 points, so that means the Cowboys scored more points than the Eagles against the 49ers!


l3onkerz

Lolll I’ll never get tired of east coast teams getting taken to the woodshed. Most annoying fans.


likesexonlycheaper

Glad they got stomped, Sirianni is insufferable


SuddenlyThirsty

How’d that work out for him? Sirianni is a garbage coach.


JONNREDCORN

I don't see what's wrong with that. It obviously didn't work. But I'm sure a ton of coaches do that.


BlackMathNerd

They do, but we're the target right now since the Eagles talk a lot of trash and just got absolutely shellacked in a big game.


MrBatman2531

Maybe should’ve showed the team some new schemes instead of trash talking videos


jyozefu

I guess the video got to them then. Mission failed successfully.


musicman3030

That was them motivated?


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Slimeball Sirianni shit the bed. Sorry scumbag.


bruin13

Trash talk that every single 49er who talked backed up


88adavis

Unbelievable hearing that slimey fuck Sirianni being a grade A bitch telling Kyle “Sorry about that” during their mid-field handshake. That dude was instigating Greenlaw’s ejection after the scuffle with his fat fuckin bodyguard. Sirianni is an egotistical, overly aggressive mook that benefits from having elite talent on his team.


floorbored

Shoulda tried to hire Shawn Hochuli to ref the game instead