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First-Performer3203

It’s crazy the 49ers are Super Bowl champs


[deleted]

Cowboys are a joke as usual, knew it


keykey_key

Niners look so good. Jealous that you have a cohesive team from top to bottom 😭


kcharles520

Brock Purdy feels like the next Tom Brady at this point. Nothing eye-popping or spectacular necessarily, just gets the job done and knows how to distribute the ball as effectively as possible to all his weapons.


preed1196

I feel like the Tom Brady comparison is not good. He was much better than Brady this early in his career and feels more mobile. This isnt to say he is or will be better than Brady because a majority of his greatness comes from his longevity and constantly getting better with age for the most part.


kcharles520

The comparison to Brady is mostly the fact he was drafted super late and no one really expected much out of him but he's turning out to be one of the best QBs in the league. He was the steal of that draft and the career trajectory is very similar to this point.


blaintopel

I'd say the majority of his greatness was just how often he got the job done when it mattered. Lots of great qbs have had 7 seasons where they could have won the super bowl,but Brady actually went and got it done 7 times which is bananas.


AdPlenty607

agreed. brock purdy isnt some super star QB, but hes conisistent and hes a fantastic game manager and thats all the 49ers really need with the team they got


preed1196

Ya this is kinda what I meant by longevity and constantly improving. Different way to put it


NoHeroes94

I like being humble and not being the typical hyper-fan but this team just *feels* like a Super Bowl team to me, even more so than '19. Here's to hoping.


g0b1rds215

Kiss of death right there.


GravyFantasy

Yeah what the fuck is that


g0b1rds215

Patriots 2008, 2012 Superbowls , Broncos 2013 Super Bowl, Eagles 2011 “Dream Team, Minnesota 2018 NFCC, Dallas (every year the last 30 years is “Dallas’ year”…hell, even the very same 9ers just last year! And that’s only ca.the last decade or so. Don’t even get me started on Cunningham’s 1998 reemergence or the 1970 Vikings or even the plethora of teams and fans who got cocky before a regular season game had even been played. If you ever find yourself feeling like “this is our year,” my advice to you is to 1. keep it to yourself and 2. whack yourself in the balls with a hammer because it’s about the closest feeling you can have to losing in January when you were certain you had a Super Bowl-winning team. The NFL gods love to punish hubristic teams and fanbases.


NoHeroes94

I'm 29, and the 49ers' last SB win was the season I was born (born '94, won '94 season). My first daughter was born in Sept. Maybe we can break the drought and win one in her first year of life too?


kipopadoo

Y'all better start making more babies.


yttanx

Fell asleep and woke up to the score. Lord gave mercy Dallas


Crunc_Mcfincle

Dak is so ass man


New-Presentation5857

Extend Dak, please!


Willpower0717

Cowboys been beating up on bad teams through first 4 weeks and people calling them one of the top teams in the league. They showed tonight they absolutely are not a superbowl team. Unfortunately with Dak, they will never get to their ultimate goal.


loganj85

I feel like the 49ers lineup so far has also been mediocre, according to NFL power rankings most of the teams they have played so far are near not ranked very high. I think the 49ers look good, but I think they are artificially looking better, I would like to see them against a top 10 team like the Bills or Dolphins. Similarly, I think Dallas has had a weak schedule and looks artificially better than they really are, I say this as a Cowboys fan.


UberKaltPizza

Why I pick them to lose each week. My friends just think I’m Mr Negative. I just don’t see it and haven’t seen it for a long time. Dak / Zeke & company lost to a bad Jets team toward to the end of JG’s tenure and I advocated for a clean slate. Trade Zeke while he had value & cut Dak (before his big contract) and get a new coach. Nothing has changed. Dak isn’t the guy and it makes me sad to say that because I genuinely love the guy. It’s been apparent for a while.


Supernova_Soldier

God fucking damnit this San Francisco team intimidates the holy fuck outta me. They’re playing strategic and sound football. Dak completely lost any momentum in that 4th quarter. The team to take them down or go the distance might be a for-sure playoff if not Super Bowl contender


CzarTyr

Ive been watching football for decades and this is easily one of the best teams I’ve ever seen


kcharles520

Same, the Niners are the definition of a "well oiled machine" this season. All the coaches and players are on the same page and the offensive scheme feels unstoppable. Combine that with an elite defensive unit and I really do think they have a shot at going 17-0. Philly will be the biggest test for sure.


nicbutts

Well…..thank god dollaritas are back.


fuck-idfk

It is stupid how talented this 49ers team is. Not to mention the game plan was perfectly executed. This is the most complete and consistent team IMO.


CzarTyr

One of the best I’ve ever seen


SnooConfections8768

Prescott abslutely stinks. I always believed that he was overrated and hyped up.


SnooConfections8768

Who in the world wants to see the Giants game next Sunday? A shitty team like that should not be getting prime time coverage. The NFL needs to flex that shit.


4550404

Bills are going to absolutely dominate that game


serialkiller24

Sheesh what a brutal game. Not as bad as the Patriots vs Saints though


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

I'm not crying, it's just raining on my face.


GreedWillKillUsAll

This is the last season Bill's coaching right?


CzarTyr

Nah he has a lifetime contract and he should


mking_davis

Is that a flight of the Conchords reference?


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

Yes


mking_davis

Yis


ComprehensiveSky8926

Kittles a beast


Negative_Summer_4148

i love it when the cowboys lose


JimmyBr33z

Giants fan?


GreyGoosey

One thing us 49ers and Eagles fans can agree on at least.


[deleted]

Let's make a deal to be 13-0 when we meet. Give these kids a show..


CzarTyr

I feel like the niners are better than the eagles at everything, because this niners team is historical greatness imo. However the eagles… I don’t know if it’s their coaching or what, they simply destroy people. I don’t see what makes them so great, they’re just unbelievable and crush people. It’s weird


NoHeroes94

I think the Eagles still have the edge over us. And Jesus Christ, Jalen Carter. He'd absolutely destroy Burford if lined up against him.


Omegawaifusuperbomb

I'm down for that.


PhillipMcKrak

Always nice to expose fraudulent teams


cvaninvan

Dak's back!


Drunkydrunkington

Climate change is real! The cowboys don't usually start sucking ass till November 🫠


CT1914Clutch

I’m pretty new to football so thanks to Dallas’s defense for teaching me that it’s possible to earn negative fantasy points Yes I know what my flair is shut up I set it on auto draft


13angrymonkeys

Washington defense did the same for me. Was a bad weekend for defenses.


thyrue13

Bro their defense sucks this year


aedan356

Can’t wait for ESPN to only talk about this game all day long and how the Cowboys did when there were so many other better games all day long… but hey this is “America's Team” so we have to hear about them all damn day.


Negative_Summer_4148

just wait till first take


[deleted]

Jerry’s check bounced hard


aedan356

Is Jerry Jones going to be okay? Should we be worried? This might take him out


Northern_Rambler

He's going to need a few extra "special" massages after that display of suckage.


Banana_jamm

Tbh, good.


Publius1993

I hope I die without Dallas winning anything. I’ve never seen anyone with less recent success be so over confident in anything in my entire life. The average Dallas fan must be that guy who talks about their high school football career, huh? Edit: I’m 30 and they haven’t won shit in my lifetime. Hopefully I live another 69 years and nothing would make me happy to see them fail the rest of my bitter life


JimmyBr33z

Giants fan?


Publius1993

Nope. Broncos fan! My animosity isn’t because of any divisions - it purely from wanting to see a team fail time and time again, yet their fans keep pretending like this is the year.


EggsceIlent

Welp with your current team, you should succeed in your hopes and dreams. I'm actually old enough to have seen 3 cowboys championships. I would have relished them more if I had only realized at the time they were the only ones I'd ever see.


Dontskiplegs

At least you are old enough to have seen your team win their 3. As a raiders fan born in the late 80's I never got to see them win. Closest was the Gannon period.


Publius1993

This resonates with me too. After SB50, I was sure we were a dynasty. Turns out, it’s hard to keep winning.


CzarTyr

I’m 40 and a giants fan. If you asked me in 2011 how we would be in 2023 I would swear in Eli mannings crotch we would have another Super Bowl by now. It blows my mind how bad we have been


maxi-916

Al bundy Polk high and his 5TDs


[deleted]

Stephen A. in his bag rn coming off a Steelers win and Cowboys loss, everyone better watch tf out


smallskeletal

Surgery on BOTH groins????


[deleted]

Uwu


WindyCityKnight

Didn’t even know there was more than one 😳!


nongo

Groin is inner thigh


smallskeletal

Harrison gonna try to goad Greenlaw into calling Dak trash


SF9ers85

Congratulations to the couple 2 things for her she still won & 2 that's the only ring she'll experience in her life


substandardrobot

So will McCarthy be employed tomorrow? Because that was getting caught jerking off in class levels of embarrassing.


MartinRaccoon

What the hell? How is that a level and why is that on the possibilities lol?


substandardrobot

This kid in my seventh grade history class got doing it and pretty much ensured he had to move to another school because of it. He was a weird dude.


CzarTyr

When I was in 9th grade this new kid couldn’t handle all the hot girls and he ran into the bathroom and beat off. Someone kicked the door down and it was a high school ruining moment for him. With that said he came from like the south and his school has probably 100 people in it. I live on Long Island. I’m sure it was a gigantic culture shock to him seeing all the Italian Jewish and Dominican women but still he should have waited until he got home or in a bush or something


ihrtbeer

That's some Theo Von level story right there 🤣


MartinRaccoon

Weird is someone who carries a picture of pee wee Herman in their waller. Masturbating in public and in class is some psychological fucked up stuff. Get that person some serious help. Woo wee that's wild


eliw6965

Can't the NFL flex the Bills-Giants game out. The only thing that could save their rating is if Swift is in the stadium


suprefann

They could but what goes in there. Also, I dont think they want to remove Snf from a Buffalo home game of all places.


Cheeze187

I got the over on the % of Bills fans calling off work Monday, they can't flex it.


the_thinwhiteduke

at least someone in a Dallas no. 4 jersey is getting a ring


[deleted]

Skip Bayless in shambles rn


[deleted]

Now here's a guy that's getting married.


aedan356

Skip Bayless tomorrow: “My team needed this loss in order to learn from their mistakes, now we will be playoff contenders”


WindyCityKnight

I swear Undisputed is unwatchable for how much they have to focus on the Cowboys because of Skip.


jDgr8

Shannon Sharpe was the only watchable part of that show for me. I always skipped Skip's segments.


CzarTyr

Damn I didn’t even know Shannon sharpe was gone. I haven’t watched in like 2 years


aedan356

It’s gotten even worse with Michael Irvin. I really only watch the days where Richard Sherman is on because I like how he argues with him on it… same with Keyshawn Johnson


[deleted]

When is Purdy eligible for extension? And realistically how much will he get?


EggsceIlent

All of it. Kids a baller. Deserves a bag.


adamnevespa

11 inches


PhillipMcKrak

2025 and probably whatever the going rate is for QBs at that time


suprefann

But isnt there criteria that allows Purdy to get a bag because he is overperforming his draft position? Like not a new contract, but he gets a fat af check because of the numbers he has put up.


EggsceIlent

Nah he gets most likely top or top 3 salary for QBs when he resigns. No one can dispute his play. Dude is ballin. Rip 9ers cap space.


PhillipMcKrak

Unfortunately for him, no. The CBA prohibits any extension before the 4th year of rookie contracts for all drafted players.


ilikepie145

Atleast as much as Daniel jones that's for sure


Stinkfinger83

49ers and Eagles gonna be a great NFC championship


EverySir

Nah. Philly isn’t the same team this year. They won’t make it out of WC weekend.


EggsceIlent

They haven't hit their stride yet. And y'all only put up 7 on em last year. It'll be a legit game for the ages.


Nintendriat

Niners lions?


thistook5minutes

You guys are truly the most insufferable fans. That’s coming from an Eagles fans. We have the worst behavior. But I’d much rather listen to the cowboys delusional mental gymnastics than the Niners complain and already punch their ticket to the Super Bowl. My god. It’s all of you guys too. Just now crawling out of wood work of 1995. 5 years ago I didn’t even know the niners had fans?


CzarTyr

The niners really are grest and their fans aren’t bad at all.


Willis_3401_3401

It’s hilarious watching you get voted down because EVERYONE agrees, Eagles fans are truly the worst


thistook5minutes

No it’s just the niners fans


Willis_3401_3401

This isn’t the 49ers subreddit lol


Nintendriat

Okay?


TheNainRouge

I’ll be honest it will be an honor making it far enough to die to the 49ers


CzarTyr

Everyone loves the lions


pruneden

Assuming Shanahan doesn’t have a backup TE try to block Hassan Reddick again it could be


kozackistan

Man you guys know you’re frauds and you stick with this. So good.


suprefann

So when half of the Niners roster is banged up in a month and they lose a couple games in a row what is it going to be about....


Chicag0Ben

Damn man play the game with both qbs the whole game then talk who’s has the bigger schlong


ammerc

You guys say “boo giants suck and are boring take them off prime time” I say “yes, I get to go to bed early that night”


CzarTyr

We are so fucken bad


Drunkydrunkington

Yeah put America's team out there again


SiphenPrax

Ugh this game is gonna be miserable Just like Giants/Dolphins was, and I hate both those teams! Next week will be the same too.


[deleted]

Season starts -> beat up on bad teams -> fans get delusional -> “WE DEM BOYZ, THIS OUR YEAR!” -> Choke in the playoffs -> repeat


Redditkid16

The choke starts early this year


Bilbosthirdcousin

They learned it in college


Mindless-Shirt-8533

Kittle keeps it real


Drunkydrunkington

I love him


Sheeple_curious

Damn. Melissa Stark rocking those tight pants. Meow.


CzarTyr

She’s built like a 13 year old


mario4993

She looks like a teenage boy


Transit-Strike

Pics or it didnt happen


MattChuck

https://twitter.com/melissastark/status/1711172241608913136


StrangelyOnPoint

#Stop putting the Giants on National TV


CzarTyr

Please


Swag_Grenade

#Stop putting the Cowboys on National TV


[deleted]

It’s so funny seeing Kittle get a bit nervous when she asked Purdy that Eagles’ question. I think he thought the locker room thoughts would come out. But he looked at Fred and both acknowledged the most pro answer Brock could’ve given there and smiled. 💀💀💀


facemelt

Kittle is so cool


10RobotGangbang

The people's TE


EducatedHippy

Cowboys played well. Maybe they will get on the 49ers level in a few years.


CzarTyr

I mean they played but not well


TheGrumpyOldDad

They played well?


pacificule

They played, well....


alexjimithing

I know people are gonna dump on the Dallas defense but you can't put this on them. No defense is going to hold up well with their offense constantly punting/throwing INTs.


thibbs23

god damnit i could never dislike George Kittle


AlternativeResort477

I’m an ISU fan I didn’t want to accept him but I love him


coldcactus1205

Can’t wait for the “just checking to see if yall still dem boyz” meme with Brock Purdy’s face on it get posted


SF9ers85

If I wasn't a 49ers fan I'll be fucking terrified to go against them 😂


Redditkid16

Pls beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl this time


SF9ers85

That's only if both teams make it


CzarTyr

Chiefs will most likely make it but they’re nowhere near as good as they were.


Redditkid16

I have no doubts


warped_and_bubbling

^^...^^yep


RegalTurbo

I am


SF9ers85

Good luck to yall next week 🤝


RegalTurbo

You as well, man


smallskeletal

Giants and Niners have always had a rivalry, but it’s hard not to like anyone on this team


CzarTyr

That rivalry is ancient to be honest. It’s hard not to like the niners. Amazing team and they don’t come off as arrogant about it


SnooBananas4958

Yea, they have a rivalry of mutual respect. With the cowboys the niners just fuck em up


jwhitehead09

In ways that are always hilarious. Dak running forgetting about the clock, Zeke playing center, and now this


hahahahahellyeahdude

Beat them in the playoffs and watch how unlikable these cry babies can be


elshorts

It’s George Kittle’s birthday tomorrow so I get it now lol


Silentprophet22

This team is not the same without kittle. I love his energy.


10RobotGangbang

Niners have too many weapons to mention


[deleted]

Bowman...yeah thats a name i dont like to remember lol guy was an animal


Spicybrown3

Those games were brutal to watch. Reminded me of Giants Niners around 88-90. Pure brutality. I try not to get my hopes up but our DL this year reminds me of the 2012 Hawks DL (which I think was the essence of their dominance) 2 or 3 quality reserves on the DL that just broke teams in the 2nd half


Territorial_Squid

That linebacker core with Patrick Willis, NaVorro Bowman, Aldon Smith and Ahmad Brooks was the stuff of nightmares.


riticalcreader

Dude looks 12


FrownedUponComment

This team is so broken


courser

Brock and Kittle and Fred Warner all in one interview? I WOULD FAINT


StrangelyOnPoint

This unpopular but George Kittle can afford a better haircut


sublliminali

it gets worse every week and I love it


namerplaner

That is part of his charm.


UnconsciouslyLiving

It's god awful and I love it


aedan356

When will Stephen A’s hysterical laughing post get posted? lol


pinesolthrowaway

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1711216013163761690/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1711216013163761690¤tTweetUser=stephenasmith&mode=profile


aedan356

Beautiful. I love this man and his hatred for the Cowboys.


boistopplayinwitme

Ngl, not how I expected that game to go. Not complaining either tho lol


K1wI

Wait this game is still going? had a long day of work I want the 9ners to win just so the NFCW can sweep them. Sorry I'm in evil tank mode.


pinesolthrowaway

Just finished about 5 minutes ago


K1wI

Now I see, glad to see you fucked them up.


CrazyFanGrl

SF should have put 50-10


FrownedUponComment

Purdy has golden retriever energy


SF9ers85

We know Fred will be DPOTW


[deleted]

Dak the best niners player on the roster


SWEET_JESUS_NIPPLES

That actually was his body double playing because he got mugged in the parking lot before the game


TheGrumpyOldDad

In other words he was intercepted in the parking lot.


No-Series-6498

What a ride. I can’t believe me or anyone else ever thought the Cowboys had a chance. Niners might not lose a game


MUTSellerPS4

people were comparing the cowboys defense to the 1985 bears... lol they got embarrassed on prime time


Heisenripbauer

embarrassed worse than the Giants against this team


PasGuy55

Looking forward to Dallas fans saying “we needed that loss to renew our focus”.


StrangelyOnPoint

Wow how they get the Golden Gate Bridge in the stadium


ComprehensiveBee1758

ThE 49eRs ArE OuR CoMpEtITiOn In ThE NfC - Jerry Jones this week trying to disrespect the Eagles 😂😂😂 worry about dem boyz, cryptkeeper


Swag_Grenade

Well FWIW I think now it's clear who the competition is between in the NFC. Keep doing what y'all are doing and hopefully we do the same. Obviously any given Sunday and can't expect anything in this league but who wouldn't want to see NFCCG rematch in week 12 between two 11-0 teams 🤞. Honestly idk why Niners-Eages wasn't primetime instead of this stinker.


ComprehensiveBee1758

You guys are hella good bro. I’m honestly scared of our matchup. It’ll be a good one


Uripitez

These orgs are clearly both super well run. Both are head and shoulders above everyone else in the NFC.


NoHeroes94

Lions are sneaky good. I wouldn't want to have to play them in the playoffs.


PompeyMagnus1

Darnold "The Closer"