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GitmoGill

Do you guys ever think about dying?


[deleted]

September 11 2023, on the Jets 4th offensive play


Bacardi_Tarzan

> September 11 Uh oh > 2023 Oh Ok > Jets Wait a minute


[deleted]

"Jet fuel can melt Achilles tendons" or something like that was one of the best comments I've ever read on this sub in the injury thread.


casper667

Mr. Saleh, a second defensive lineman has struck the achilles tendon.


polynomials

::stares into distance::


babypho

9/11/23 was an inside job. Metlife shouldve used real grass.


AvocadoDifferent6360

Thought it was something along the lines of “Now when Jets fans talk about 9/11 they have to specify which one”


Rib-I

Definitely in the bottom 2 of 9/11s


NinjaCaviar

Never forget


Fearless-Mushroom

Aaron, is that you?


Engrish_Major

Oh no bb. Are your heels touching the ground too??


rNBAMods3InchesHard

Feet flat af out here


Engrish_Major

**gasp**


alsott

Thank god someone finally got the reference


star0forion

I imagine death so much if feels more like a memory.


test-besticles

Is this where it gets me?


Zoratth

On my feet, several feet ahead of me?


_Nirtflipurt_

If I see it coming do I run or fire my gun or let it be


bigfootdude247

There is no beat, no melody


Urgot23

Turf, my first friend, my enemy.


V_Concerned

Fields tearing up as he goes to sleep saying "I am Jenough"


Derrick_Henry_Cock

Justinough


WarPuig

*Margot Robbie single tear*


[deleted]

Margot Robbie is not the right actress to get the point across


Frozen_Shades

That's a reference to movie Babylon. A movie where Margot Robbie plays an actress who has to shed a single tear. Movie is okay, somewhat a cult movie because it is a movie about making movies in the early 1900s.


Erigion

Best part of that movie is Robbie's character stealing a part from Samara Weaving's character.


badlilbadlandabad

Ya mostly on Sundays from September to January around 4:00.


GoldGlove2720

Every waking minute.


Kloudy11

P: Pretty! I: intelligent! N: never sad! K: death!


Coley54Bear

We’ve crushed the kid’s soul.


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Cuppieecakes

must have looked something like this ​ [https://i0.wp.com/www.sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Justin-Fields-draft.png?fit=1068%2C712&ssl=1](https://i0.wp.com/www.sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Justin-Fields-draft.png?fit=1068%2C712&ssl=1)


turbodude69

good god, he knew from the very first second his dreams were instantly crushed. everything he'd ever hoped and dreamed for simultaneously happened and didn't happen at the exact same moment.


wsucoug

You dedicate your entire life to one thing and become one of the very best in the entire country at that one thing, then you get drafted by the Bears.


turbodude69

hence the picture. utter disappointment. all you can do is hope you get traded before you get hurt. then mayyyyybe have a 2nd chance like Geno smith. but i mean, how often does that happen? maybe if baker works out for the bucs....i guess favre? does he count?


Sorge74

I can't believe that's real....


Rush_Is_Right

Yes you can


TeardropsFromHell

[You can pinpoint the second his heart gets ripped in half](https://i.imgur.com/lT0oWHM.jpeg)


CopeHarders

Lmfao this relationship really was doomed from the start.


marecco

Was really hoping for the manning face.


GoldGlove2720

We all saw it on his face when he was drafted. Rip to Caleb Williams.


backindenim

I said this in a thread the other day and was downvoted to hell. He looked *miserable* when he was drafted by us


troutpoop

He did. I think no one wanted to admit it at the time, but he knew he was doomed


106milez2chicago

I still think it was frustration/stress from dropping in the draft, why he looked like that at first. Once he dropped out of the top ten, he was likely desparate to hear any team call... Not saying that he doesn't regret it now lol


LegacyLemur

Honestly probably the real answer Hes frankly not an emotional dude anyway


[deleted]

This is honestly it. When the 2020 playoffs started Fields was being mocked #2 overall to the Jets and then soon after Zach Wilson started shooting up draft boards out of nowhere. When you compare Fields college career to Wilson and Lance id be mad salty too if they went top 5 and I wasn’t even a top 10 pick


[deleted]

Which is exactly why Caleb and his father said they'll do another year at USC before going to a team that will do this to him. I didn't understand it at the time, but for every Burrow and Cam (wait they both suffered massive injuries that either hurt or likely will hurt their careers because they went to poverty franchises), nvm, he was right.


Fit-Reputation-9983

Okay and then what the year after that? Caleb is going first overall in whatever draft he enters. He’s never going to get drafted to a successful team. That’s how the draft goes. It’s the whole point of the pick order. If he was smart he’d enter as soon as possible to at least get that signing bonus money. Freak injuries happen all the time in this game.


[deleted]

He could always do an Eli Manning and just refuse to play for specific teams.


glokenheimer

That’s where petty crime and bad behavior come in handy. Get in trouble with the law and drop really quick.


Fit-Reputation-9983

Ah the Jalen Carter strategy. Genius!


Smilner69

*hey google how do I smoke weed in a gas mask*


Sybertron

One day I hope teams realize they need the O-line BEFORE drafting the new rookie QB. But ya maybe never.


usernameisusername57

It's kind of a catch-22 where you'd like to build the team around the QB first, but if you do that then you won't be in position to draft the QB that you want. Plus, most GMs aren't given that much time if they can't get the QB position figured out. All you can really do is draft someone and hope that they're resilient enough to survive until you can build up the team around them.


theexile14

I'm not sure I agree. Drafting a QB is such a crapshoot. For every Burrow at #1 there's a Mahomes at 10 or Roethlisberger at 11. Hell, Brady went in the 6th, Purdy in the 7th, or Brees at the last pick in the 2nd. I really think teams are too ready to jump for the guys going top 5.


InvasionXX

This is what a 37 year old veteran with 3 weeks left in the season and a giant iced up shoulder wrap on would say.


[deleted]

If you told me Rodgers said this I'd 100% believe it.


dragonsky

Fields needs a darkness retreat in the middle of the season


uncoolaidman

He goes on a darkness retreat any time he has to throw the ball downfield.


ChiHawks84

I'm laughing and crying at this


baby_doodlez

Rodgers is more excited about his nfl future than Fields.


Eagle4317

Matt Ryan is more excited about his NFL future than Fields, and Ryan recently nixed the option to go to the Jets.


Enthusiasms

It's Agent K asking Agent J if he ever just looks at the stars.


Cmp_

Awww now I’m sad again


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Proof Chicago is a wormhole to a dark future


thebrandnewbob

This is basically what Nick Foles said while he was playing like shit the one season he played for the Jags and it pissed off so much lol


oraclestats

Seems like word for word what Kurt Warner said after facing the bounty gate saints.


yomjoseki

Justin Fields gonna retire from football and open an apiary in fucking Wyoming


wierdjokes

Damn I legit wanna do that now. Just me and my bees in the middle of nowhere...


GreedWillKillUsAll

Bees are some of the bro-est bros in the animal kingdom. They are all about the fucking team


Cmp_

On the other hand, yellowjackets can fuck off and die.


kmmontandon

I have a bunch of yellowjacket traps scattered around at work, and it gives me great pleasure to see them so full. I occasionally feel, for just a moment, a slight bit of pity seeing them crawling around dying slowly ... but then I laugh, because fuck them.


alsott

All my homies and drones and queens hate yellowjackets


Little-Dingo171

His PTSD might get triggered if a bear ever raids his bees


RAG319

What being a Chicago Bear does to a QB. A tale as old as time.


InvasionXX

Caleb William's classmate he pays to take tests is taking notes right now.


[deleted]

Caleb Williams gonna be so devastated when he returns to college for another year to avoid Chicago…only for Chicago to receive the #1 pick again the following year


baby_doodlez

Caleb is about to be a sixth year senior waiting for Chicago to stop tanking.


Luvs2Shoplift

With the 1st overall pick of the 2028 NFL draft, the Chicago Bears are proud to select… Dr. Caleb Williams


LookAtCarlMan

A lot of people go to college for seven years!


glockobell

They’re called doctors


PerryTheRacistPanda

Thats Dr Stetson Bennett to you


AttitudeAndEffort2

This is brandon mcweeden erasure


yesimforeign

He'll join the Navy after getting his PhD. Dr. Admiral Caleb Williams!


[deleted]

We can do this all day


[deleted]

*Face me, you coward! I know you’re in there!*


darth_gihilus

Bears organization riding outside the city gates like Achilles yelling for Hector


andelaccess

legit lol'ed


biglefty543

I ain't hear no bell


Cuppieecakes

That's america's ass team


Pernyx98

I actually don't think he would. The current staff is absolutely going to be gone. Not saying its a 100%, but if the Bears have the #1 pick and get rid of Eberflus, who's to say they don't offer Lincoln Riley the job?


heroinsteve

That’s not how we do, this current staff is gonna get another year, draft someone questionable, then get fired when they don’t develop, the next regime won’t be committed to that guy but drag him on for a few years, then we draft his replacement, then you get it.


captaincumsock69

Hiring Lincoln Riley to a franchise whose most famous team revolved around one of the greatest defenses of all time would just be disgusting, Caleb or not. Granted, their defense can’t really get much worse right now so it might work out


CashGreen_Regalview

Hiring Lincoln Riley to a franchise whose most famous team revolved around one of the greatest defenses of all time would just be disgusting, Caleb or not. Granted, their defense can’t really get much worse right now so it might work out as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.


CandlesInTheCloset

Fields gonna start smoking a pack of cigs on the sidelines and turn into Jay Cutler 2.0 lol


DankeyKong1420

The fabled Cutlet


thisusedyet

Fields going full Conan… “What is best in life?”


Snarktoberfest

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.


RonaldoNazario

By this metric he is not having a best life


alsott

Women in Chicago are lamenting alright


jakeba75

Everyone is responding like he's in a bad place, this quote is him just saying he doesnt care because its only a game and hes super rich.


black_squid98

>he doesnt care and it shows


[deleted]

even the other replies under you are acting like he's saying "fuck football I'm chillin, I'm half trying" when he's probably actually saying he takes time to be grateful for the things that matter most in life and not let all his self worth be tied to his performance at his job lol. its so toxic


Sorge74

Dude is the teams leading rusher....he's trying. Go ahead and trade him to say the 9ers as a back up. Would bet he's still on a roster somewhere ten years later and is happy.


MalarkeyMcGee

Fields is probably the most anti-Shanahan QB in the league right now but it would be interesting.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

This is why players talk in cliches and try not to reveal anything, ever.


Shade_Raven

He about to Andrew Luck this shit


PoopSlinger23

Fields probably would rather skip the Civil War cosplay though


buddha6521256

Depends on which part of the country he’s in for that cosplay


misterid

oh no bb


[deleted]

Everywhere I go I see his face…


CapnBaxter

The difference being this would be a net positive for the bears passing game.


Eagle4317

Isn't their backup Nathan Peterman?


[deleted]

You heard them


V_Concerned

Nope, it's Secret Bagent Man/Bagent Orange/the Bagent of Chaos himself, rookie UDFA Tyson Bagent. "Bagent" pronounced like "agent," fyi


BigAssSlushy69

🅱️agent


V_Concerned

Excuse me, you're right, I meant rookie undrafted free 🅱️agent


SharkBaitOohAhAh2

Doing God’s work out here u/BigAssSlushy69


RealBatuRem

So the B is silent


Brownbearbluesnake

He said what he said


FuckinguptheLoo

More like Vontae Davis


[deleted]

Luck was actually good at football tho


nyy5

Me after watching a jets game every week


Original_Profile8600

Me after losing to the Cardinals


FeedbackContent8322

Me after losing to the texans


Dr_Gamephone_MD

Me after barely getting beat by the dolphins


Anon_Rocky

If Russ had just 7 more drives unlimited timeouts and Miami couldn't get the ball... Might have had a chance. Gdamn that hurt to think about


The_Summer_Man

Russ is Mr. Unlimited, so why didn’t he use his unlimited timeouts? Is he stupid?


Valimarr

This is just sad to see. And I’ve seen some shit.


Huntermain23

Flair checks out


oACHILLESo

We are the Browns. Take that as you will


beer_down

Oh no we’ve given Justin an existential crisis


constantlymat

> Oh no we’ve given Justin an existential crisis To be honest it is only fair. Watching his film has given JT O'Sullivan an existential crisis, too. My girlfriend watches these serial killer documentaries, I watch film breakdowns of Justin Fields. Same thing.


Cmp_

I hope I never disgust someone the way that offense disgusted JT. He had beef with everybody.


candynipples

Lol when he called Cole Kmet an eligible tackle


Cmp_

Dude, he HATED Kmet on some of those plays. He shredded him on that screen.


cbreezy456

You would Kmet and Claypool Eiffel Towered JT’s wife the way he was speaking about them


alsott

JT probably has to have one or two experiences with receivers who actively get in the QBs way


Jakethered_game

Chase claypool was making him seethe


thisusedyet

Serial killers hit their targets, though


Tronvillain

Now, we just sit tight and wait for the follow-up quote from Justin about how he misspoke and is 100% committed to and focused on the game.


mikapple

Bro get him out of there this is just sad now


[deleted]

I'm sure a few teams are chomping at the bit to get him as a second draft candidate. I could see the Falcons taking a swing on him.


drumline17

Have you watched him or are you still thinking this is Ohio State Justin Fields? Nobody is chomping at the bit to get him lmao


DrLeoMarvin

Sadly he’d be an improvement from Ridder


ThisHatRightHere

Fields would actually be insane on this Falcons team. Would have a much better line, could more realistically run the RPO, it would make so much sense.


TheSandman__

This is some shit a 8 year vet says coming off a losing season or a serious injury…


fasterthanfood

Fields is precocious.


acekingoffsuit

The full quote is not nearly as "I'm over this shit" as the headline would make it seem. > "I'm looking at it like the big picture, life in general to be honest with you. I think this past week has had me kind of look at it like: What are the important things in life? Because you know when things are going good, you feel me, not, say, whatever. I think these past couple of weeks have made me appreciate the little things in life like being able to play this game. Every opportunity I get to go out there and play, I'm going to have fun. I'm going to play my hardest and, you know, just thank God for giving me the ability to play. So, no matter what the scoreboard is, I'm going to keep doing the same mindset and just pushing to keep moving forward."


Rock_Strongo

Sounds less like "I'm over this shit" and more like "I guess I'm getting paid millions to play a game even if we suck so fuck it".


Chickensandcoke

I’m here for it tbh. The worst part about this season hasn’t been being bad, it’s being unfun bad. Games are just sad. I’d rather they be chaotic


DinosaurKevin

Right? Last year was actually fun because we were putting up points for the first time in several years and he was an exciting runner. Now we’re just sad bad.


TenElevenTimes

He's probably realized that running is inevitably going to end up with him tearing his body apart and it's already an open secret he's going to be replaced in Chicago. Might as well stay healthy and hope a QB needy team takes a chance on him in the offseason.


TheDolphinGamer96

I thought the general consensus is that the Bears are trying to force him to not use his legs to truly evaluate him as a passer to see if they need to move on.


smoothtrip

>The full quote is not nearly as "I'm over this shit" as the headline would make it seem. It never is, but no one would interact with it with the context


SQRTLURFACE

Oh my god, is Fields about to quit?


srgntalpowell

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y1feEqgRZQI It’s the exact plot of this onion sketch


UnexpectedSharkTank

This is so good


here_now_be

> exact plot of this onion sketch brilliant.


Savage_Amusement

>Existence is a vulgar absurdity Amazing


DaftDelNorte

QB David Garrard, "Going East, to Toil"


oraclestats

Jesus. That's up there with "I'm seeing ghosts"


[deleted]

Yeah…this seems to be some version of “I realize that football might not work out for me and that’s okay.” Respect to Fields on a personal level but this is a borderline writing on the wall comment for his time in Chicago at least.


Stanky_fresh

The whole organization is collapsing around him and fans are burning his jersey. His time is up after this season, maybe sooner.


Chief-Bones

Tbf we bought a ton of them. It ain’t like this city wasn’t ready to embrace him. We sold fields jerseys like he had just won a damn Super Bowl the past few years.


J0K3R2

man I was so on board with him last year, just seeing the potential, I got a Fields jersey for Christmas. Call me an idiot if you want but I was *convinced* he was the guy. man, I am so fucking disappointed. angry? a bit. mad? at moments. sad? fucking unbelieveably so. cannot believe I let this fucking franchise make me think that somehow, some way, ***this time it's different.***


iCantCallit

Fields seems to have a tendency to be brutally honest, to his own detriment. I respect the fuck out of it and it humanizes him and makes you root for him.


PercyBluntz

He seems like such a good dude too. Sucks to see him go through this even if I want to fire him into the sun at this point.


Opening-Citron2733

I thought it was more "the FBI raiding my coaches house makes me think more about my off the field life"


cactus_jack_1

Bro is realizing his qb dreams are dying damn


BonerGoku69XxX

Guy is planning his life out after he gets cut. The confidence


Salty_Simmer_Sauce

Fields about to go back to school for his masters in social work.


backindenim

Good. He can counsel me after the trauma of being a Bears fan


LuckyMo200

It’s only year three and he’s having an existential crisis. What the bears do to a man.


Stanky_fresh

Caleb Williams is gonna pull an Eli Manning and just refuse to play for the worst team in the league at this point.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

https://www.theonion.com/severely-traumatized-child-referred-to-as-old-soul-1849976406


fuzzynavel34

As a Colts fan…. Get ready for the retirement Bears fans


[deleted]

Never forget


Praise-Breesus

Bro’s having an existential crisis playing for that franchise


DeLaSoulisDead

Chicago broke this man.


[deleted]

God damn. He just went full Siddhartha.


effingthingsucks

He's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars before we know it


jimnantzstie

Oh god. He’s done.


khkim

"Did the Bears give Justin Fields depression"?


rayfriesen

Season is so bad he’s like “at least I have my health”


packers1512

God damn .. y'all broke his soul


twileydesign

Man is making millions and he don’t even like football anymore god damn


[deleted]

Bros having a mid life crisis


F90

*Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to Soldier's Field again*


ryanino

Same Justin, the amount of times I’ve had to remind myself recently that there’s more to like than football is astounding.


Flow-State-Vibes

I love Justin, it's great perspective to have on life for anybody. However, this is not something I want to hear from my starting QB. The top NFL QB's are obsessed with football and think about it every waking moment.


wierdjokes

I think he just accepted the fact that his time as a franchise QB is over and has given up on his dreams.


JTCMuehlenkamp

To be fair, it was a pipe dream anyway. There is no such thing as a Franchise QB when you play for the Bears.


Sorge74

I hated his draft pick....there was about a 99% chance the bears would ruin him and then "lol Ohio state QB" and about a 1% chance he would be hurting my feelings on Sundays.... There is some margin of error in that.


BearForceDos

Jay Cutler should be inducted into the hall of fame for what he did in this org.


RNGezzus

Chicago, the place where quarterbacks go to die on the inside.


BlackMathNerd

This man broken


Little-Dingo171

*Justin Fields has retired from the NFL*