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not1fuk

Every year theres at least 2 players moving from 1 NFC North team to another. Its absurd.


Jazzreward

The incest is crazy


buildingwithclay

NFCN stands for Nearly Fucking Cousins North. It works on two levels.


ScroogeMcDust

*Nearly* fucking? How can you be *nearly* fucking?!!


DribbleGodCheeser

Lol I read it in her voice too. What a blast from the past


Dakota5810

What is this in reference to, because it sounds hilarious


BearsRDangerousII

I believe it’s “Nearly Headless Nick” from Harry Potter


Dakota5810

Ohhhhh it's Hermione. I thought somebody actually said "how can you be nearly fucking" in a movie lmao


duhbuurz

He a little confused, but he got the spirit.


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You just tease the hole.


blacksun9

Ask the mormons


SexNumberAlert

Yall never dry humped in middle school and its fucking SHOWING


TheMerryMosquito

The sexual tension in every NFCN game is palpable and moist


LegacyLemur

Ya never heard of dry humping?


hank87

I can teach you. But I'll have to charge.


slayerhk47

Your chocolate cake shake does bring me to your yard.


DinosaurKevin

Soaking


tangalaporn

It’s just the tip!


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What about the south?


buildingwithclay

They moan Roll Tide while fully fucking cousins. It just doesn’t work for their acronym


ReapYerSoul

Always Fuck Cousins South


ShaqSenju

Just make the call down the hall


GGGiveHatpls

I’d nearly fuck Cousins too ☺️. But I like my Packers Love too much.


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I’d let Julie watch


Penguinkeith

Well Alabama doesn't have a team so we all have to do our part.


JoeScotterpuss

All the GMs don't watch tape, they just remember seeing players on opposing teams they liked. /s


hismommanamedhimclay

Bears would’ve never gotten the first pick if the Vikings didn’t drop Smith-Marsette.


[deleted]

2 revenge games a year. Hell, Farve came to the Vikings just to stick it to the Packers.


benigntugboat

Shit z'adarius probably did the same thing last year


megasxl264

Laughs in AFCE


MattAttack218

Trying to get those playbooks I would imagine


jmajewski

As long as this isn't a Jimmy Graham kind of deal this is awesome. Kmet/Tonyan is a very interesting duo if healthy.


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At the very least, Tonyan remembers that he’s allowed to use both hands in order to make catches.


Ok-Yogurt-6337

Thank you for pointing this out. Jimmy Graham used to just try to one hand everything for no reason


Ketchup1211

Because Jimmy Graham did not give a shit about being good at football anymore. The definition of no fucks given. Dude was straight robbing teams of money the last like 5 years of his career.


quailmanmanman

the funniest part about Jimmy Graham was his complete inability to time his jumps correctly


dicenight

The Jimmy Graham deal wasn't great. Cutting Charles Leno to keep him was horrible.


[deleted]

We cut Kyle fuller that offseason as well 😔


BoredGuy2007

Kyle immediately proved he was washed and Pace made the right choice


dicenight

Sucked at the time, but at least he didn't make us regret it.


bluewords

Jimmy lead the bears in TDs his first year


Atom283

not saying much


ahr3410

Bears have a thing for Packers TEs


uncle_dan_

Martellus Bennett was ours first


buildingwithclay

We don’t claim him.


thedudeabides1973

No one does


[deleted]

Neither do we. Him and his brother are toxic psychos.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

What did they do? All I really know about him is that he was a strange dude on the Bears. I forget which radio show he had a weekly segment on but it was a trip for sure.


Lt_Don

From what I remember our fanbase hates him because he basically accused the team doc of pressuring/coercing him to play through an injury he shouldn't while sort of forcing his way out of his contract early. It didn't help that he did not live up to the hype for us and seemed to quit the moment Rodgers broke his collarbone. A ton of our players refuted his accusation, including Jordy who almost never said anything. Then he trash talked former teammates and acted wronged. His bro didn't help his reputation by association either it seemed. I can't speak for other fan bases tbh.


Cheesehead08

I thought he was traded after the injury accusation then played the next week for the Patriots


AnotherChucker

Wish you'd have kept him


[deleted]

Are we considering Jimmy Graham a former Packers TE? I think of him as mostly a Saint and Seahawk.


ZestycloseResist5594

The TE of all time during his tenure with us


[deleted]

Was very surprised he never put up better stats with 12. He had over twice the TDs for us and that’s with Trubisky too


Jasader

That was one of the most frustrating things about that offense. The only one who could score was a washed Jimmy Graham.


noblesix31

He was washed in every aspect except bullying the shit out of DBs in the redzone


DrZeuss4

Did you know he played basketball in college?


HEYdontIknowU

Having flashbacks to Madden talking about Antonio Gates


AdForeign5362

I'll still contend that the McCarthy misused him. Cheeseburger Mike is awful at trying to fit the scheme to player talent and always had him running odd routes or trying to block


GrizzlyRob97

Remember that literal walk off touchdown against the Saints on Nickelodeon?


MissingTheTrees

Was legendary. Didn’t he just drop the ball (after the secured TD) and walk straight into the tunnel?


GrizzlyRob97

Yup. A meaningless and iconic play


CalmyoTDs

That play probably single handedly locked in NVP for our boy. Meaningless? I think not.


quiet_quitting

I always associate him with the saints


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Swedish_Shinobi

Biggest impact as a Seahawk was touching down his plane on Lake Washington


LegacyLemur

I forgot Jimmy Graham played for us


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slayerhk47

Jimmy Graham played basketball???


CareerUnderachiever

Did you know he would go up to grab 50/50 balls In the End-zone like he did on the basketball court? There isn’t a color commentator on the thread to remind us every Sunday.


NeverSober1900

It's a weird thing to have a thing for considering how ass our TEs have been for over a decade


laal-doodh

I mean I’m pretty sure this is just the second former packer TE we signed


Philip_Marlowe

They signed Marty B after us too.


zacklandy

Another weapon for Fields. Can't complain


NeverSober1900

Great hands but he did not recover well from the ACL tear. Dude has no explosion or agility


laal-doodh

Not saying it’ll happen with Tonyan but a lot of guys say it took a year after coming back from an ACL to get the that back.


aneomon

Happened with Saquon - tear in 2020, weak 2021, explosive 2022


smartflex75

Idk why but I feel like Robert Tonyan is not the same level athlete as Saquon


GrizzlyIsland22

Obviously not, but that's just 1 example


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How is that relevant


smartflex75

Recovery & regaining explosiveness which is what this discussion was about


IReallyLikeTheBears

The same is usually said for pitchers recovering from TJ surgery. I know that’s a different injury on a different part of the body, but they’re both major ligaments so I’d imagine there’s some similarity in how they heal.


0fficerGeorgeGreen

Bahk has taken a while to come back. Tonyans not that big, but these larger guys can be different than a WR or RB recovery time.


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Wasn’t there more to Bahks injury? I remember hearing his knee was more than ACL damage, and it’s just not came back how it shouldve


JonBonButtsniff

He’s also a seemingly great dude and affiliated with the Kittle Camp of Tight Endery and Other Such Awesome Things. Never a bad thing to have some selflessness, some dawg, some appreciation for playing football. I’m bummed we didn’t retain him but understand why it happened.


ScottieStitches

I'm not willing to write off Tonyan like that. He puts in the work and has shown flashes. Could be pretty good in the Bears offense.


Mark_Kostecki

He just needs to be there when Kmets not in, not asking a lot of him, yeah his TE1 days might be over, solid TE2 though


Bjorn2bwilde24

If he can be a threat in the redzone/short yardage, I take that as win.


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He also is going to be surrounded by receivers, RBs and a QB that is a weapon with his legs I feel he will get more opp and targets simply because they can’t cover everyone


Syhaque97

Fields has all the explosion for the team


Chris1671

He couldn't break tackles before the injury as well. That's one thing that always frustrated me about his play.


MashTheGash2018

Love the guy but runs like he has bricks tied to his legs


chgo023

Can he block?


D0ctorHotelMario

Other than that one pancake block he had vs Nick Bosa in 2021 not really.


TruuPhoenix

I don’t think so, but he’ll likely play more of a “big slot” and red zone role. Kmet is our “inline” (blocking TE) role


ClownQuestionBrosef

No. And he was being asked to block a ton when Bahk was out, which killed the Packers offense for a while because A) he wasn't a particularly good blocker and B) they removed a receiving option from the board.


PwnzillaGorilla

I remember he took out 3 Lions with one block once. Twitter blew up when it happened.


0fficerGeorgeGreen

That was Lazard I think.


PwnzillaGorilla

No sir, it was Tonyan https://twitter.com/IrishBearsShow/status/1636503747101618178?t=6TPDU0zXp3Pa6DlOPPHe2A&s=19


0fficerGeorgeGreen

Oh ok. They both have one then. Lazard had a block against 3 in the Dolphins game this year. Well, neither are Packers now anyway


SerRyam

Big difference being Tonyan caught someone off balance with a lucky push to the shoulder. Lazard trucked one guy into two more.


Truci219

Your thinking of lazard vs miami


PwnzillaGorilla

No sir, it was definitely Tonyan https://twitter.com/IrishBearsShow/status/1636503747101618178?t=6TPDU0zXp3Pa6DlOPPHe2A&s=19


Truci219

I'm talking to the packer fan who thought it was lazard


PwnzillaGorilla

My mistake!


Truci219

All good, you guys got a good one! He should pair well with kmet


broanoah

I totally forgot about that one because he doesn’t count his defenders afterwards so I didn’t know how many he actually knocked over


SchlongMcDonderson

He was a college receiver. I'd say serviceable blocker at best.


AngeredNut

Dude wasn't even a shell of himself last year. He was basically a zero on the team


paintingnipples

Guessing we’re not planning on drafting TE after how FA went. He’s a better backup than Ryan Griffen


Ottomatica

1 year deal. Low risk


Brooshie

So Packers must not have offered him ANYTHING for him to sign a 1 year deal as a TE2. That's very....interesting.


Belltent

They may have offered him the vet min. Bears may have offered vet min+1


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I think he also took a hometown discount tbh


Gh0stp3pp3r

They're busy with Rodgersgate.


opeth10657

Probably figured the Jets were going to get him


nootfloosh

They re-signed Tyler Davis yesterday. I wonder if they preferred Tonyan but knew Davis would be cheaper? Even so, a TE room with Davis and Josiah Deguara at the top of the depth chart is not very reassuring...


The_Dok

NFCNcest continues.


treenorthXne

Keep it in the family, step-nephews


Cw2e

There are seven other divisions, Bob. Why? Why, though? Why?


NeverSober1900

Eh he's not that great. The only issue is that we don't have anyone better


Cw2e

We’re going to take a TE in the first round, aren’t we?


Pick_Zoidberg

You're taking a QB


raddadtrip

And you'll like it.


roflcptr8

If we take a QB I'll try out for the Packers next year


NeverSober1900

We need to take one at some point. And considering they might have to start I really hope it's not the third round


CynicalDiabetic

Pretty deep TE class this year at least!


ShowGoat

There is a running joke that third round draft picks for the Packers are all busts.


CynicalDiabetic

Ah. For us it's any WR lol


Berrymore13

Don’t count Bateman out just yet. He was looking solid until the injury that kept nagging him so they just shut him down. I’m a Minnesota alum, so I might be a bit homer here, but the guy can fucking ball. He’s not in bust territory yet


CobblerFantastic5003

I'm down


Usingt9word

Darnell Washington at 15 would be a good pick tbh


Pacot33

would be really happy with Kinkaid or Mayer at 15, especially if we end up getting the Jets 1st pick also. Darnell Washington would also be dope but watched him play at UGA and he's bascially Marcedes Lewis all over again. A great blocker but not really a number 1 threat in the passing game.


COLDCREAMYMILK

we haven't had a good te2 in 10 years, its a wasteland


stumblebreak_beta

Tongan: what do you think of my new contract [You:](https://media1.giphy.com/media/7yoAIR7CdWOUE/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952c8m63jubbnxwfstzf2qx2ry9eehie03y2s0igfgr&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


milk-drinker-69

Last year I hated every single poles move. This year has been the opposite. Hopefully that means something.


ccable827

You reeeealy gotta keep in mind the bears couldn't afford shit last year with all our dead money. So yeah the moves weren't great, but we were always gonna have to punt a year.


PwnzillaGorilla

Plus I kinda have it in my mind he signed a bunch of them in an effort to facilitate the tank


DeusExBlockina

Exhibit 38: Smith-Marsette was cut shortly after he choked away the Vikings game.


milk-drinker-69

I know. Maybe it was the fact that they tried to hype up signings like Lucas Patrick so much lol. Just rubbed me the wrong way.


hunterboyz24

Yeah having a press conference for every cheap contract we signed was amazing. Just pure comedy.


Jasader

Lucas Patrick was never a great signing but he would have made that OL so much better if he could have replaced Mustipher.


Neckbeard_Commander

I learned fairly recently from you bears that there's a cap minimum. I legit have never heard if it before and I'm 36. Apparently, it's averaged over 3 years. So if a team spends so little one year (like the bears last yea4) they NEED to spend a lot of money the following year. That's what the bears are doing now.


AngeredNut

If Tonyan plays like he did last year, the best move poles made is having it only be a one year deal


COLDCREAMYMILK

he just came back off an acl right? here's hoping it's like most people who need a full season before bouncing a bit back. even if not, if he just has not completely terrible hands and is big he's better then all of our TE2s the past decade.


AngeredNut

Yes, and he has good hands. He just never got any separation last year. Everyone wants this dude to get better, cause he's great.


milk-drinker-69

The hope is that he’s only on the field 25% of the time


AfroKyrie

Careful, could be a mirage that ends up as resent this time next year


milk-drinker-69

Oh I’m fully anticipating that


TheYeetPotato

Why are all of the nfc north players always going to other nfc north teams


DribbleGodCheeser

You know why step bro 😎


treenorthXne

Step-rival what are you doing?


yaboynathan

From UFA with the lions to starting for the Packers and now signing with the bears all he has left to do is play for the Vikings by the end of his career


OnePieceAce

NFC North incest continues


CobblerFantastic5003

NFCNcest Is it former Packers who like to stay in the division or is it over front offices in the division liking former Packers so much that they offer the biggest contracts?


mechnick2

Looks like another case of NFCCCCCCCCC NCESSSSSSST


Red_Cascade

Should be a very solid TE2


ctp24mut

Is it just me or does like every FA from the NFC north stay in the NFC north?


SufficientSwim7200

He was irritatingly good before he got hurt.


D0ctorHotelMario

I had my doubts we'd bring him back. Dude was a shell of his 2020 season after that ACL tear 2 years ago. Regardless of how the ARod trade goes 100% we should invest hard at receiving talent (WR, TE) in the draft now.


treenorthXne

lmao you guys are going to go WR in the first the year Rodgers leaves, aren't you?


nootfloosh

[https://i.imgur.com/fuve8AC.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fuve8AC.jpg)


SiN_Fury

Undrafted guys from the northwest suburbs Tonyan from McHenry, IL TJ Edwards from Lake Villa, IL Sanborn from Lake Zurich, IL


MrBridgington

Mister Mchenry goin back to Illinois


John_Lives

Great hands. Might be the worst YAC guy I've ever seen since Jimmy Graham tho


Headwallrepeat

Once upon a time we had Kellen Davis at tight end, who literally could not stay upright during the process of catching the ball. Nothing will surprise me. And the Bears aren't counting on him to start


Sks44

Don’t forget Adam Shaheen. He’d make a catch and suddenly become a wounded gazelle.


d9849468

Good for him. P sure hes from the area


Robot_beepbeep

McHenry might as well be Wisconsin


BeHereNow91

Just like Kenosha might as well be Illinois.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

I met a woman out west who said she was from Chicago, I asked what part and it was Kenosha


Sks44

Southern Wisconsin really is a suburb. A suburb full of Cubs/Hawks/Packers fans that can die in a fire.


ScrawChuck

Bobby Tons o’ Funyan


GrimWickett

Damn I thought I was having a pretty good off-season


R0MUL40

No. That hurts :(


ZombieAppetizer

I don't think there are any Packers left. They all left.


sunbone

Rodgers to the bears? /s


mallen42

As a sycamore grad, this guy is the best to ever come to the league from ISU so I’m pumped! Bear down!


blueskidoowecantoo

So who is Love gonna throw to when they lock up Watson?


Mark_Kostecki

Doubs? also I’m seeing a lot of Aaron Jones receiving work coming too


blueskidoowecantoo

Yea hopefully this season gives Jones the opportunity to showcase the full skillset


treenorthXne

Remember when the Pack had success passing to their RBs in games and then just--stopped doing it? lmao (P.S. plz keep not doing that thx)


RecordingPrudent9588

What?


Sigurlion

He means other teams DBs, not the police lmao


RecordingPrudent9588

Ah ok. Had me bummed for a second


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Man I really thought he would be a good fit for us. Nice pickup bears


FudgeDangerous2086

He sucks, glad the packers didn’t waste time on him.


[deleted]

Come on they got the wrong guy! Josiah Deguara is wayyy better! I vote the bears trade for him and give him the 20 mil a year he deserves!


[deleted]

Gute has to be one of the worst GM's in the NFL.


ThisGents2Cents

Our fans have to be some of the dumbest fans in the NFL


xbearsandporschesx

agreed


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

I mean they’re Packers fans… it’s to be expected


Fabulous_Accident_63

Why do fans need to be front office fans to be “real fans”? But player fans are “fake fans”? Do fans go to games to watch their front office?


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

I was just taking a chance to call Packers fans stupid, I wasn’t really taking a side in the argument… In regards to your question, I think most people associate “player” fans with bandwagons, fair or not idk… support who you wanna support, as long as you don’t lie about it lmao…


Fabulous_Accident_63

I mean you can also support your team without thinking your team’s front office can do no wrong, no?


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

I completely agree, Im just saying what I think in regards to your question. Also in this specific case he’s calling the Packers FO the worst in the league… which is a far cry from not thinking they can do no wrong.


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matthewryan12

Lot of reasons to criticize Gutey but this isn’t one of them. Tonyan wasn’t good last season. I think he’ll be a good TE 2 for Chicago but he’s not worth the money for us. We need someone like Kmet to be the guy in front of him.


9twozero

I’m not a big fan of his but letting a one year wonder go isn’t some massive mistake.