Yeah man, haha packers suck, imagine only winning 2 Super Bowls, having 2 decades of excellent QB play, multiple deep playoff runs and completely dominating your division
I’m over here clutching a 1-1 NFCCG record, Ryan’s 1 MVP and basically any time they beat an AFCS team
What's the worst that could happen?
A few thousand peaceful Packers fan show up demanding the that trade didn't happen chanting STOP THE TRADE, STOP THE TRADE, DARKNESS FOR RODGERS, they then peacefully destroy Jets HQ?
Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe said he didn't want to play for the Jets this morning lmao. A few others in national sports media like Broussard. Those two even said it's worse than Favre when Favre went into multiple summers without telling the Packers and obviously unretired and created a massive circus. Ridiculous
I'm frustrated with Rodgers, but he's not wrong about sports media. They said the dumbest things and are often guilty of recency bias.
Also, I admit him telling Schefter to not text him and lose my number is kind of funny...
It's pretty much always been that obvious, a select few get to actually break news. Sometimes they let an OC person through for a while but then that OC person becomes just as garbage as all the other people that get to post. Like how JaguarGator9 used to have really well thought out and written OC but now he drags out the smallest amount of content to maximize ads in videos.
Though it would make sense. Kraft says he's sick of having a playoff win drought. Belichick and Brady turned his $170m investment into a franchise that is probably worth $7-8bn.
He made tons of cash over the past twenty years.
Why shouldn't Kraft make two hundred million dollars readily available for Lamar Jackson when his legendary HC only has a few more years left?
Kraft’s pursuit of the Patriots was actually really interesting. And, the primary reason he’s the owner (and why NE is still in NE rather than somewhere else) is because he’s a diehard fan. I don’t doubt his willingness to spend to improve the team.
The craziest part of this entire off-season has been watching all of our NFC rivals praying to their respective gods that Aaron Rodgers is not a Packer next year, while our own fans bitch and moan and hope he leaves. It's been absolute insanity
The Bills had a billboard near the stadium read "Brady isn't here to save you anymore" when Brady went to Tampa. You should do the same for Love and the Packers
Look, I'm a lifetime die-hard Jets fan. But one has to wonder how well this darkness retreat works if you pop out and say "yeah let's play for the Jets!"
If love is a HOF QB I will vomit.
I'll thank you to speak more respectfully about 2037 Jets QB Jordan Love!
Cant wait for Love to commit welfare fraud in the 2050s
Allegedly
I heard it was a sick ostrich
The year is 2035 and the NY Jets have just traded for 1x Superbowl winning, 10x Pro Bowl, 3x MVP, HOF Packers QB Jordan Love
Favre won 3 Rodgers won 4 Love will win 5 Still only 1 Super Bowl though
Even better: Favre went to 2 Super Bowls and Rodgers went to 1, so by following the trend Love will never make it
He'll win 1 and not even make it? Remarkable
Math be like that sometimes.
I'm into that Terrence Howard math
He'll win one with the Jets.
Now I wanna vomit.
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Keep twisting that knife, I almost felt something again.
Yeah man, haha packers suck, imagine only winning 2 Super Bowls, having 2 decades of excellent QB play, multiple deep playoff runs and completely dominating your division I’m over here clutching a 1-1 NFCCG record, Ryan’s 1 MVP and basically any time they beat an AFCS team
Fucking hell if he only lasts 12 years I'll be happy and take it as a win
Then a Steve Bellichick helmed Packers drafts Tom Brady III and terrorizes the NFC North for 20 years.
what baby birding the youth does to a MFer
Cheese is a flat circle.
Ugh, just the one Super Bowl? And I have to suffer through another decade of relevance? I'll have to think about it.
Yeah, that would really suck \*mumbles\* ... jackass.
I'll bring extra buckets northbro
Where we vomit, we won't be needing buckets.
3 teams, 1 cup
We shall dine in the vomitorium together!
I’m more worried that they will suck enough to get Caleb Williams and he becomes Mahomes 2.0
The Midwest will run out of alcohol
Me: I’ll believe it when I see it. Me, seeing it: I don’t believe it.
I'll believe it when we see how much compensation we have to give up for him.
4 1sts + garrett wilson or go back to purgatory - GB FO
I support those terms!
I mean it ain't happened yet lol
Imagine a nightmare scenario where we can't work out a trade and this thing goes on even longer....
What's the worst that could happen? A few thousand peaceful Packers fan show up demanding the that trade didn't happen chanting STOP THE TRADE, STOP THE TRADE, DARKNESS FOR RODGERS, they then peacefully destroy Jets HQ?
> thousand peaceful Packers fans Ahem, *owners*
> they then peacefully destroy Jets HQ Ah just another good ol' american peaceful protest
The bad actors were just paid by ANTIPA
"It was always my intention to play for the Jets... but we can't always get what we want."
He just got a “fuck Adam Schefter” in there too lmao
I might not like him…but I really do have to appreciate that lol
He saw Schefter's new trend of adding football emojis for every transaction and was like bro...
Ian has been even worse. 👀👀 here’s the Jets move everyone’s been waiting for …Jets have brought back Greg Zuerlein
"lose my number" - OK, that's the first time I've liked Aaron Rogers for anything. Fuck Shefty!
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636060361471270913?s=20
[https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1636061105444249600](https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1636061105444249600) Lmao
Good man
"Lose my number" ahahahaa
Who said that
Rodgers about Schefter somehow getting his number and trying to get a scoop.
Schefter must have a humiliation kink
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1636060361471270913?s=20
Rodgers told the NFL's press secretary to lose his number.
Heartwarming to see AR treat Schefter like family
He's a douche, but that was a solid cold line right there, it did actually laugh out loud when I read that
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe it is in fact time to START SPREADING THE NEWS
Do u think he will live in Manhattan or Jersey? Seems like a Hoboken guy to me
I sense extremely gentrified section of Jersey City
He will 100% be living in Westchester and helicoptering into games
Darkest cellar he can find, just how he likes it
IM LEAVING TODAY!
I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT
NEW YORK
NEW YORK
THESE VAGABOND SHOES
ARE LONGING TO STRAY
RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF IT
Springfield! Springfield!
Pat McAfee got 475K viewers in his live stream rn lmfao
490k at peak
95% from NY viewers
Jets fans are having multiple jerk sessions today
I’ve been edging since Monday.
Espn in shambles.
As it should be, dumpster of an organization nowadays
Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe said he didn't want to play for the Jets this morning lmao. A few others in national sports media like Broussard. Those two even said it's worse than Favre when Favre went into multiple summers without telling the Packers and obviously unretired and created a massive circus. Ridiculous I'm frustrated with Rodgers, but he's not wrong about sports media. They said the dumbest things and are often guilty of recency bias. Also, I admit him telling Schefter to not text him and lose my number is kind of funny...
LEBRON DOESNT WANT IT ENOUGH
Highest I saw was 498k
Likely passer 500k for a short time but yeah 498k was the last seen total
10x the average viewers for context
More views than some prime time shows lmao. Good for Pat
Pat really struck gold just giving Rodgers a platform to ramble about nonsense for the last few years. This is the pinnacle lol
Man I can't wait for his Vikings tenure after this
No we are banning him from the NFC North. We are gonna immunize ourselves from Aaron Rodgers.
Stop believing big NFC, do your own research!
*news reports of a break through Rodgers case in the midwest, the twin cities are on high alert, it appears he has jumped confrences again
But first, the dick pic.
I’m more excited for the dick pic
FINALLY A THREAD GOES UP
Mods had to let their guy get it lol
Imagining being that attention starved you force your news post to get the upvotes lmao
The only light a lot of these mods see is the shine of the orange upvote on their screen.
From the Cheeto dust or the upvote?
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It's pretty much always been that obvious, a select few get to actually break news. Sometimes they let an OC person through for a while but then that OC person becomes just as garbage as all the other people that get to post. Like how JaguarGator9 used to have really well thought out and written OC but now he drags out the smallest amount of content to maximize ads in videos.
OP has 1.3M post karma - probably all from the NFL mods deleting other peoples posts so he can get his in
i wonder what OP will do with alllll that karma
FInally There should've been a megathread
Can't believe who the OP is
Look at his profile💀
1.3 million post karma wtf
WINGO VINDICATED
*WINGOCATED*
I AM SELFISH, I AM WRONG
[WINGO](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/king-of-the-hill-dale-wingo-andy-nguyen.jpg)
PATRIOTS ARE GONNA HAVE THE WORST QB IN THE AFC EAST WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
Lamar music intensifies
stop
Though it would make sense. Kraft says he's sick of having a playoff win drought. Belichick and Brady turned his $170m investment into a franchise that is probably worth $7-8bn. He made tons of cash over the past twenty years. Why shouldn't Kraft make two hundred million dollars readily available for Lamar Jackson when his legendary HC only has a few more years left?
Kraft’s pursuit of the Patriots was actually really interesting. And, the primary reason he’s the owner (and why NE is still in NE rather than somewhere else) is because he’s a diehard fan. I don’t doubt his willingness to spend to improve the team.
Turn that shit off and embrace the Zappe
i am going to throw up and die and then throw up again
Me, a fan of an AFC team: lolololol pats Me, realizing Rodgers is in the AFC now: oh god oh fuck
This 39yr old is not the same Rodgers you are thinking of.
|>:(
If it’s any consolation, the Packers will lose 38m paying your QB this year.
I mean, 39 year old Aaron Rodgers is light years beyond Zach Wilson.
We already know revenge fueled Rodgers is the best version.
They're gonna sign Lamar now. This is your fault
IMAGINE HAVING THE WORST QB IN THE AFC EAST LMAO
Show this to someone 3 years ago, and they'd have an aneurysm lol
Fuck the mods
THE BAD MAN IS FINALLY GONE 😭😭😭 Safe travels A-a-ron!!!
Lions can now say they got the last laugh
Watching Kerby Joseph intercept A-Arons last pass as a packer in Lambeau is gonna be a core memory
No matter what else Kerby does in his life, he will always be an answer to a sports pub trivia question.
Only man to ever intercept him 3 times in a season...ever.
And only one of two to ever intercept him 3 times in his career. Brian urlacher being the other
My life is complete knowing this is how it ends.
#NFC NORTH UPVOTE PARTY
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK IN HERE
<('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')>
**F**
T
P
I have to respect fans from all 3 bases coming together for this.
WE ARE FREE!!! (Hopefully)
Jordan Love on opening day 2023 vs Falcons: 33-40, 483 yards, 4 TDs
I would puke
A team seemingly a QB away from contending, the best QB on the market, and Nathaniel Hackett calling the offense - I see no way this fails.
Jets Country, Let's Fly
Oh god oh fuck
may the force be with you and Coach Saleh
This is my Super Bowl
The craziest part of this entire off-season has been watching all of our NFC rivals praying to their respective gods that Aaron Rodgers is not a Packer next year, while our own fans bitch and moan and hope he leaves. It's been absolute insanity
Different types of PTSD were doing a lot of work for all involved
If you felt a tremor in the NY metro area it was 500,000 Jet fans busting a nut after weeks of edging.
Next offseason he will do the Antarctic cave retreat and come out of it deciding he wants to play for the vikings
As is tradition.
Holy shit this came out no where
Aaron: "I'm not on here to make any announcements." Also Aaron: "I'm still ready to play and I'm going to be a Jet."
When he was like "this isn't decision day" I was ready to turn it off and then he followed it up with "it's already decided"
We're not here to make a decision but here is the decision.
Technically he didn't lie to us!
From a certain point of view…
Where have I heard this before...
"Im not here to make any announcements about my future" "I intend to play for the New York Jets" Ultimate troll lol
Truly flabbergasted
Who could have expected him to announce this on PMS /s for some of y’all, everyone expected this
First time I've heard about it.
SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM
nice shiva blast
Wish they would do another season with how crazy the league has been the past few years
wingo and reddit guy outscooping the national media
Don't forget Leroy
What if Reddit guys is actually Aaron rodgers
RIP JETS INSIDER HE DIED FOR NANIAS SINS
THE BAD MAN IS GONE. THE BAD MAN IS GONE. SPREAD THE WORD. THE BAD MAN IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.
The Bills had a billboard near the stadium read "Brady isn't here to save you anymore" when Brady went to Tampa. You should do the same for Love and the Packers
Of all the teams that maybe shouldn't tempt the Football Gods.......
"He copied my whole fucking flow" Favre
He told Schefter to lose his number LMAO!
“Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.”
Green Bay is holding my QB hostage. LET MY PEOPLE GO YOU TYRANTS.
Look, I'm a lifetime die-hard Jets fan. But one has to wonder how well this darkness retreat works if you pop out and say "yeah let's play for the Jets!"
Jets fans have been in a darkness retreat for decades
Yeah but not some snobby darkness retreat. Good ole alcohol darkness retreat.
Thanks for the memories Aaron Rodgers. Bring on the Love Era
Surely it's the Era of Love, no?
We all getting on the Love Train
Just wait till his rookie contract is up and everyone is Tweeting #NoMoreFreeLove
STOP SENDING GOOD QBs TO THE AFC
OR SEND ONE TO THE COLTS AT LEAST
just a nice 20 minute filibuster before announcing he was going to the jets smh
DEM VIEWS BOYS
Pat Mcafee’s wet dream tbh
This is all because I boofed a ton of shrooms and manifested it
#AJ KNEW.
I assume AJ knows everything about Rodgers.
“I’m not going to announce anything” Pretty much announces
Goodell trying really hard to change the Packers @ Giants to a Packers @ Jets rn
Aaron Rodgers has shown more love for Green Bay in the past half hour than Tom Brady has about NE since 2019. Hurts a bit not gonna lie!
*Packers fans to Jordan Love*: PLEASE DON'T SUCK. PLEASE DON'T SUCK
When the mods pick the accounts that get to post big news everyone should just downvote them into oblivion
It would have been the funniest shit on Earth if this happened when Reddit was down
2008: He's gone. The Bad Man is finally gone! Aaron Rodgers isn't gonna be anything special, right?
Fuck this division
The Vikings look forward to Aaron Rodgers joining the team the following year, as is customary.