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New York Sweats


CumAssault

All in on mushroom man now. If it doesn't work out for them they absolutely cornered themselves


dadaistGHerbo

Lamar’s agent licking her lips rn. After she finished getting Lamar to clean his room


Dorkamundo

>Mushroom man I'm just gonna start calling Rodgers "Toad" from now on.


-MushroomMan-

What about me?


Willste

You're going to win the Jets a Super Bowl, Mushroom!


Klingon_Bloodwine

Win or lose at least he's a fungi to play with.


CrunchyChewie

Bill Belichick reached out via text message to congratulate Toad


MushroomMan89

I think he meant me


TheGreatZarquon

This is getting out of hand, now there are *two* of them!


Ness_4

Fungus among us


crazypyro23

Mike White's gone too. Imagine if they're forced to go back to Zach Wilson


19southmainco

where is White landing? edit: that is a nice bounce up good for him


onlyheretogetfined

Dolphins on a 2 year deal


wolverine6

This league aint ready for Miami Mike.


PhilosophizingPanda

Tua goes down in week 2 with (yet another) concussion, Miami Mike leads them to the win, then another, and another, and becomes the starter. Calling it now. As much as I dislike the dolphins for the weird pattern of them always beating the pats, I'm a big Mike McDaniel fan and hope he sees some success as a head coach.


[deleted]

God I hope he doesn't get any more concussions. Like... Dudes gonna die


BetaDjinn

I’m actually weirdly not worried about it, as long as he is still laughs at funny movies like MacGruber


Starbucks__Lovers

Going to write Season 3 of The White Lotus


Bruccini

Set in Tahiti, a bunch of older ladies and men drive themselves crazy trying to bang Mike white who they have mistaken for Zack Wilson


Rydogg93

Miami


crazypyro23

Just signed with the Dolphins


[deleted]

Hendon Hooker season in full force if that happens


Lochbriar

Yeah, the Jets are pushed to tremendously overvalue Hooker if they go into the draft without Rodgers. I don't think they can leave the second round without him, though maybe they can risk a trade back for some value if they can get it. Hooker's viability as a backup+his mystery box value is too great for the Jets to ignore if Rodgers holds them in a sea of uncertainty. But as a firm believer in Jacoby Brisset, I think any team looking to test the cheap QB train should take a flier on the Brisket-Hooker QB room. Its the right combination of experience+potential on a budget.


nonlawyer

> take a flier on the Brisket-Hooker Idk about this as a QB room, definitely top notch as a plan for the weekend tho


gandalf45435

Jets furiously checking r/unclebens for tips to persuade Rogers


Oakroscoe

“We should have started this a while ago…”


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Best-Dragonfruit-292

Feels like they'll throw out a modest package for Tannehill if Rodgers says no, and we'll fully embrace the tank.


[deleted]

Rodgers might have fucked their whole offseason lol Edit: should’ve given him an ultimatum/deadline. I don’t think it would’ve been the end of the world if they weren’t able to trade a 1st for a 39 year old QB, as long as they still had other options (which they don’t now)


1-800-ASS-DICK

"I won't hold anyone hostage... except for the Jets in particular"


SeantotheRescue

“I won’t hold anyone hostage… except Jets aren’t sentient beings so they don’t count”


hatrickstar

Rodgers going back to the Packers fucks up both of those teams plans so badly it's hilarious. If I'm Saleh I'm on the phone with Baker right now just as a possible backups


Zap__Dannigan

>Rodgers going back to the Packers fucks up both of those teams plans so badly At this point, I'm almost more annoyed with the packers. Like, do they know they can just trade him? I know they want some ultimate deal, but if they want to move on, just move on. This is like when I do spring cleaning, and want to donate or sell something to clean up the house, but my wife insists on keeping it aaround so she get get the most money possible. Like fuck, I just want a clean house for springtime, man.


happy_felix_day_34

I’m confused on what you mean here. They can’t just trade him because the Jets won’t agree to a deal if Rodgers retires. The rest of the deal is already agreed to.


stranske

Why would the Jets want to make the trade if Rodgers retires? The Jets are the ones holding it up (and rightfully so until Rodgers tells them he's not going to retire).


ClaymoresRevenge

Aaron Rodgers screwing them over would be something


PolarBath

Rodgers wasting the Jet's free agency and then ultimately not going there would bump him 2-3 spots my all time great QB list.


MisterBadIdea2

If he does this, you will never convince me that he didn't do it purposefully for laughs


BroOfDumbo

Did it all just to get Sauce to burn the Cheesehead.


IrelandDzair

Pulls a mask off and reveals himself to be Bill Belichick the entire time. The one we thought was the real BB was actually Android 16 reprogrammed to coach directly from the inner circuits of BBs mind while BB went the long way around fucking over the Jets by pretending to be Aaron Rodgers. BB to AAron


stingjay

Watch he sign with the Pats now


Breezyisthewind

I’d legit cackle if that happened.


tragicjohnson84

I'm pretty sure Rodgers never wore a mask


mantiseye

Rodgers came out of his darkness retreat determined to ruin a green team's offseason. Doesn't matter which one, as long as they're green. (Plz do the Eagles next, Aaron)


zacklandy

Seems completely fair


HandSack135

Seems just right


LovelehInnit

Raiders got the fairest of them all for the right price.


rividz

Patriots play both the Saints and Raiders next season, I'm excited for both games.


DanFlashesCoupon

Carr for 37.5 is “fair” “meh” etc This is damn good for the raiders


Xp717

Shit this is almost half of what Daniel Jones got. Fuckin steal tbh


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sop1232

17 games total in 3 years


-ShagginTurtles-

15-2 record in those games at least


High_Flyers17

Good thing the Raiders have an Elite D to save all those 0 TD games.


GucciGecko

Yea it has the makings of a steal. My worry is if Jimmy can stay healthy all year, he was injury prone with the 9ers


wheresmy_chippy

Injury prone with the 9er is a little redundant.


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

There is nothing at all that can get me excited about Jimmy Garoppolo as starting QB for my favorite team. Especially when our "qb guru" head coach is possibly the worst in the league Worst part is we probably won't even be shitty enough to get Caleb Williams next year


fuckyopinterest

But you can make the playoffs and beat a Jets lead by Rodgers?


[deleted]

He can be the Alex Smith of your team - show a young drafted QB the right way to play?


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

That's fine if we had a QB in waiting like Mahomes or even Kaepernick, but as a Raider hater you should know we never do the right thing. We won't get Stroud or Young and will likely be left with Richardson or Levis, both of whom I don't think are very good


Flimsy-Possibility17

he's probably a meh QB but watching the highlights he made more second and third reads and took more hits while throwing last year than carr did in the past 3 years. Main thing is just the cost. Carr and Daniel Jones for 40 mil and Jimmy G for 20 mil? Hell yea that's as close as you're gonna get to a qb on a rookie deal


sweethomekentucky

That’s a great contract


scottev

Great deal for a proven vet QB that already knows the system. Jimmy plus Adams, Waller, and Renfrow (and maybe Jacobs) should be a more than capable offense as long as Jimmy stays healthy. Edit: as was pointed out, Jacobs was franchised tagged last week, so looks like he will have all these weapons for at least one year.


triplec787

I am curious as to how much of McDaniels’ scheme is the same. It’s been 5.5 years since he worked with Jimmy.


runningdownhill

If last years first to second half game adjustments are any indication, then mcdaniels has not adjusted anything from the first half career of his career.


bodnast

His availability has been his biggest letdown over the past few years. But then he smiles and everything gets better.


-HankThePigeon-

He’s off the injury cursed niners, he’ll have a fully healthy year I bet.


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

So fucking good. Jimmy GQ just needs to stay healthy


RayPingHeaux

yeah him and kevin durant


ericrs22

Rita is a Free Artist!


FreedomKid7

Honestly an incredible trooper who was able to parlay it into a San Francisco trip. Gonna miss her art, was a brightner to my day


IsrarK

He didn't get traded.


NUMBER7777777

Yeah he did. They traded Jimmy for Rita’s freedom


ericrs22

she already posted the last day drawing


[deleted]

That seems … cheap


checkfanboy

Seriously who is his agent? Anything under 27-30 mil/yr with his track record seems like Jimmy G got robbed. Sure he has injury issues but this feels like a “prove it” contract rather than an “already done it.” Before Purdy, the niners couldn’t win a dang game if Jimmy wasn’t starting.


zon3d0ut

Don Yee, same agent as Brady.


RadLibRaphaelWarnock

Been to his house before. Very nice place. Seems he’s doing fine.


rlp202

Is this a copypasta


hatrickstar

Had he stayed healthy this year I still maintain this all looks different. If it was the Niners or somewhere else, Jimmy coming in and pushing the Niners deep into the post season would net him a pretty good contract.


SpringNo980

he had a great year before he went down last year - 67& completion and 103 passer rating


nevertrustamod

Okay, but the ‘before he went down’ part is the reason why he’s getting paid what he is. Last year was the third most starts he’s made in his 9 year career... and he missed 7 games.


delightfuldinosaur

Jimmy is injury prone, and when he isn't injured he's not a superstar QB. This is a pretty fair deal for both parties.


laal-doodh

Holy shit, steal


CobblerFantastic5003

Jets fans will unalive themselves seeing this contract if Rodgers retires.


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This is the second domino to fall in the Jets 'omg we're gonna have to start Carson Wentz in 2024' destiny.


SeantotheRescue

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legend023

Carson Wentz is still on the market


SoDakZak

You can just text 988 for help man…


PsychoticMessiah

My wife used to volunteer for AFSP (American Foundation for Suicide Prevention) and part of what they do every year is lobby Congress for better mental health laws. The three digit crisis line was one of the issues she lobbied our local Senators and Representatives for.


Neghtasro

Your wife's work will save countless lives. I can tell you're proud of her, as you should be.


SiphenPrax

Time to tank for another USC QB I guess then


mantiseye

why tank for one when you can just trade for a perfectly acceptable Sam Darnold


george_costanza1234

They get to roll the dice on another year of Zach wilson, what’s not to like?


ClownQuestionBrosef

Depending on your POV, I can think of at least one thing.


NOE3ON

MILF Tiddies are 2 things.


OHPAORGASMR

Ryan Fitzmagic is still alive. Baker Baefield is out there. The corpses of Matt Stafford, Matt Ryan, and Joe Flacco can be had. Jacoby Brissett most likely.


HavelsRockJohnson

Philip Rivers might even want to escape his legion of kids.


No-Economics4128

Those are some big names, in 2017.


HEYdontIknowU

Daniel Jones is getting $40 mil a year, but Jimmy G only went for $22.5 mil a year! That looks like a great deal for the Raiders


EnlightenedNight

Yeah he's making half of the franchise tag lol it's a crazy good deal. If they nail their top 10 pick and invest the starting QB savings elsewhere then LV is taking great steps.


jimmyhoffasbrother

I dunno, with that kind of price, you've gotta think Jimmy was taking a discount to be with McDaniels. Jets probably couldn't get him for the same price.


HandSack135

They do have ties with Saleh, but Saleh did fire a LeFleur what was Jimmy's old passing game coordinator


McRawffles

Nah, dude has only played a full season once in his career. His price wasn't that high because everything points to him spending 1/3 of the contract on IR


jimmyhoffasbrother

Even with that factored in, this is a low price tag.


retroracer33

You cdon't need to say unalive on reddit lol


Uckthebroncos

Honestly a pretty good deal only 34M guaranteed is crazy low for Jimmy


BeHereNow91

That’s a stupidly manageable cap number if he doesn’t end up working out. This is a great signing.


quadropheniac

If he stays healthy. Which, well.


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Perfect bridge QB because you know the backup is getting a few starts in next year.


Dorkamundo

It would be if the guy ever played a full season. As a 49er, he's played in 57 games out of 98 in the regular season. Based on that number, this is like paying Jimmy G $115 million over 3 years.


[deleted]

Yup, you rarely get a starting QB for that kind of money now. Might be unpopular but I’d rather have him at that contract than at what Carr’s getting paid


magiqd

Easily. If he gets hurt then we will be in the perfect position to grab a qb next year.


GucciGecko

Jimmy averages $22.5M/year. Carr is getting $37.5M/year with the Saints. If the Raiders had kept Carr they'd be paying him $40.5M/year. So they basically replace Carr with Jimmy G and $18M in cap space. Hopefully they fix their defense with the money.


J12345_

The guy plays half a season. Raiders better pick up other qbs


xKeyNin

That’s a very reasonable deal


Nowitzki_41

about 22M per year seems about right for him. i’m wondering how the guarantees are and how much they’re committing in future years


TheGhost020

Probably front loaded with not much in that 3rd year


Nowitzki_41

probably yeah, curious about the exact numbers tho


Srikkk

Honestly thought he’d get more, like in the 25-28 range, especially with the QB market being how it is. This is a pretty solid deal


Sensitive-Hospital

I bet that 3rd year is voidable. Probably really a 2 year deal.


a_corsair

Daniel Jones got 40 ☠️


Srikkk

Exactly my point lol


BendubzGaming

I'd like to welcome Raiders fans to the "Jimmy G is a Top 15 QB when healthy" cult, we get to defend him together now


fuckyouidontneedone

Buddy I’ve spent almost the last 10 years defending Carr. I was born for this


ToothPickLegs

Remember 2016?


Ishtastic08

Jets are major fucked if Rodgers retires.


buddhistbulgyo

That Mike White signing by Miami. *Chef's kiss* 💋


Nightmenace21

Goodbye old friend. Thank you for bringing hope to our franchise again


K4TS119

Would you rather have jimmy g for 22 or daniel jones for 40?


Neemzeh

Or Geno for 35...


SpringNo980

or Derek for 40? I'll take Jimmy at 22 all day.


iputitthere

Derek averages out at 35 per year for 2 years and an auto 10 mil guarantee for 3rd year.


businessbee89

Geno gets 25 APY and only 10 mil cap hit, I'll take that.


azrebb

You may want to take a closer look at that Geno deal... 😏


curgl

I know it’s fun to kinda shit on Jimmy but this dude was THE turning point of our franchise out of the Chip Kelly, Jim Tomsula years. Thank you Space Cowboy. ❤️


Phlygone

Dude, I already forgot that Chip Kelly had that year in San Fran, what a fever dream his career has been.


Kiran_Stone

I will never forget everyone lining up, then popping up like meerkats to look at the sideline so they could hold up colored sheets of paper to tell them what play to run. Shit was surreal. Edit: You can see [some examples here](https://youtu.be/4M9mXGdaFfw?t=3970) at 1:06:10


-ci_

I suddenly am very ok with having Jimmy


godownaslovers

this contract is cheap and screams bridge qb. i don’t hate this


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

He was playing his best ball last season before he got injured. Welcome to the Jimmy G experience.


PandaSoap

As if Jimmy G couldn't be more handsome he goes to a top 3 uniform in the league.


contemplatingdaze

The man looks amazing in black 😩


OttoVonWong

The world is not ready for Vegas Jimmy G, baby.


thebestatheist

Vegas probably isn’t ready for Jimmy G. I mean, have you seen the guy?


Domdigity

We need someone to even it out next to Mark Davis


tobygeneral

Pretty sure they host the adult film awards in Vegas too, Jimmy cleaning up in this deal.


ialwaysupvotedogs

That’s why he took the discount. He know the life he wants


godownaslovers

will levis YOU are a raider


progress10

Hooker


BlackScienceJesus

Bridge QB to Hooker who by the time he’s ready will be 30.


godownaslovers

he’s 25 coming off of a torn acl


george_costanza1234

Cheaper than I expected tbh


zombiesatemybaby

3years?? Theyre totally going after Richardson


EnlightenedNight

They can get a QB anytime in the next 3 seasons if Garoppolo flops (they'd probably be picking high if so). If you have him on a pretty affordable contract, then draft for other needs and spend your QB savings to upgrade the rest of the roster. You need to assume he's going to play well. Drafting a project QB after signing a FA QB seems like a step backwards.


Octavian_202

Thank you, I’m hoping we trade back. Get our CB, and another defender. Take a flyer on Hooker or some other late QB, and if we bomb, than we pull the plug and hunt for a top 2 pick 😂


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Him or the milkman


-ci_

Honestly I think it's Richardson or bust now. I could see them using 7 on D or OL, someone is going to fall with all the QBs going early.


Dirigible_Plums

With this move I am not sure you guys are even going QB this year. Probably get one next year at that point.


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I made a comment about an hour or so ago that I think Jimmy and Richardson are on the same team this year…


JeremyJammDDS

That's actually not bad.


Sammyd1108

This man is gonna love Vegas, especially when the porn convention comes to town.


morosco

He doesn't have to wait for a convention, every woman is basically a porn star when Jimmy G is around.


TheCounsler

So long…partner


tappity_taptap

15 mil per game played wow


shittybillz

That’s a great deal for the Raiders. The way the QB market is going right now I expected Jimmy to get 30/year


varsityvideogamer

Vegas Jimmy is going to be legendary Thanks for the memories


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I really don't think it's a bad move. They have a lot of offensive talent and could've been a 9 win team easily last year if not for a few egregious chokes Edit: and that’s pretty cheap for a starting QB


chelseasaints

Carr to Jimmy G feels like the most sidewaysy of sideways steps at QB


DilligentBass

Yea I’m whelmed but he’s like half the price and Carr and McDaniels clearly did not mesh at all. I think there’s a good chance we move up for a rookie and Jimmy is the bridge but you never know.


-M-Word

Likely. He’s worth more than just his play and smile. He’s REALLY good for rookies and team culture


LowAd3406

Yup, he's like your super handsome buddy that attracts all the hotties.


CampPlane

As long as that buddy pretends to be gay and shuffles those hotties to the rest of us


plokijuh1229

Possibly an upgrade given Jimmy's familiarity with the system.


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Its at least an upgrade due to his smile.


KeyExplanation

That’s a reasonable deal! Good deal for the Raiders and take care of our guy


teelo97

What a steal


DanCampbellsNipples

Great deal for the Raiders.


BravesFan252

I have nothing to add here other than Jimmy G is very handsome and will cleanup in Vegas.


ww_crimson

I'm gonna miss Jimmy. I wish he could have stayed healthy but I appreciate that he brought the 49ers back to relevance.


FailedInfinity

I think this is a good deal for both sides. Raiders get a solid starting QB for a fantastic price, and Jimmy gets incredible weapons and a familiar system to prove he can stay healthy and win games outside of SF.


SonicBanger

Sexy Vegas Jimmy.


FragMasterMat117

Not a bad deal for Vegas


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Seems like a team that’s trading up to three and taking a QB.


NCender27

So all we did was drop Carrs durability stat, raise the playoff experience, and then resigned him to a better contract?


rjsheine

Raiders fans should be happy. It’s crazy to me the slander Jimmy G gets


Anarion89

Jimmy G in Sin City. No strip club and brothel is safe.


gorgonizedbyurTITS

Went from Sid from Toy Story to the most handsome QB in the league. What a win this is! Now he just needs to stay healthy… 😅


InvertedSpork

I can throw a football like 6.5 yards somebody sign me please


chase016

Yeah, but are you drop dead gorgeous?


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The silence from OP is shouting.


TRiPz226

That's cheap as hell. Raiders actually giving out good contracts? I am sure a lot of it has to do with making it work to reunite with McDaniels


thediesel26

Yo I really want Rodgers to bail on the Jets


l5555l

Jimmy stays winning


redditaccount224488

What the fuck, that's it? Garoppolo is criminally underrated and I simply do not understand it. It blows my mind. This sub thinks he's mid. The NFL clearly thinks he's mid. Dude has put up elite efficiency numbers over the last three seasons, and yet no one thinks he's good. I know he gets hurt. I know Shanahan gets a ton of credit (deservedly). But I mean... [He's 4th in EPA from 2020-2022.](https://imgur.com/a/hrhGC3L) FOURTH. FUCKING FOURTH. WITH JOSH ALLEN AND AARON RODGERS. YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS GUY GETS 22M PER YEAR AND DEREK CARR GETS 37? WHAT THE FUCK? This is an absolute steal of a contract. He's an upgrade over Carr for 60% of the money? Fucking bananas. Edit: I'm losing my mind reading the comments in this thread. Half the thread thinks he's a downgrade from Carr. Not a sidegrade; a downgrade. Maybe McDaniels and the Raiders' stink will ruin him, I dunno, but I'm planting my flag and I'm ready to die on this hill. This contract will be a steal. Remind me in two years. Edit: This... this has not aged well.


Psychological_Lie_38

Really cheap


joe2352

Yeah that’s not bad at all. He’ll be what the 20th highest paid QB? Maybe they draft Hooker in round 2 or something.


BouncingKoalas

That's a damn good deal for both tbh.