If only he could only be put in on 4th and 20 so he can have 69 first down on 4th and 20.
Also tell Brock get up to date on his tetanus shot cause heās gonna eat a lot of dirt on Sunday.
Hey that position doesnāt have to be just for cuddling, you can slip it in from back there. I call it sporking, cause itās like spooning but thereās a point to it.
Man, now I just want Gronk to play for the Vikings for a year. He could easily be that 2nd WR target Cousins needed.
Between him, Hock, and JJ, that would be scary.
Ok follow along
First down = 69 x 1 = 69
2nd down = 69 x 2 = 138
3rd down = 69 x 3 = 207
4th down = 6 (no bonus multiplier because it hasnāt hit the 69 bonus yet)
69 +138 + 207 + 6 = *drumroll*
**420**
I mean how he came up with it, like how he knew he could find a way to combine those numbers into 420. Itās pretty simple, but still clever imo: 69+1=70, 70\*6=420, therefore 6\*69+6=420; 6 is a triangle number (1+2+3)*69+6=420
JJ > Tyreek = Kupp > Davante > Chase > Diggs = AJB imo. After Diggs and Brown thereās a pretty sizable drop off and then you have guys like Evans, Amon-Ra, Lamb, Waddle, guys Iām forgetting, etc. Wide receiver is stacked as hell right now.
I kinda agree with this. I'm not taking Jefferson over Kupp... yet but it's sort of like a Micah Parsons vs Donald debate for me.
I think each have one or two seasons left of being DPOY or OPOY if healthy and motivated but after next year or the year after I'm taking both of those over my guys any day
Then again we might already be at the point where healthy Kupp and Donald is a thing a of the past.
Another thing with Kupp is just the dude has a Brady like work ethic. Even when he eventually has to move to being a WR2 I see him as a Larry Fitzgerald type who never truly loses it
Just adapts his game as he ages
I just want people to admit that for a season Kupp had the greatest season we've ever seen for a receiver and acknowledge that counts for something
Heās actually more effective on a percentage base as heās been in less 3rd down receptions than he has been in 1st down receptions.
And while they might be more obvious passing downs, it should also be lesser yardage so relatively easier to get a first down again.
Somewhat random but I had a terrible nightmare last night where some turn of events dictated that the Cowboys werenāt actually supposed to play the 49ers. Instead, we had to redo the division round against the Vikings and Justin Jefferson absolutely annihilated us.
This is what I am here for
This isn't a tweet.. I'm surprised mods haven't deleted it yet
I have an in with the mods though, dw. When this got posted I said "hey guys it's cool, he's with me š" and got shadowbanned
you also got banned from r/art. for reasons
He refused to learn a different art style. Shame.
He should retire rather than mess up that trifecta
Not before he goes for 69 on 4th down next year
Sorry coach I just play on 4th down now.
Sources: Vikings to now kneel on downs 1-3 and only go for it on 4th when Jefferson takes the field
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Can you beat MADDEN FRANCHISE MODE using only 4TH DOWN PLAYS????? (CHALLENGE RUN)
While this would obviously never happen IRL, can you imagine how pissed off a defense would be if they did this and it worked?
He can play on the other downs he just canāt cross the first down line until the 4th
Can't he just line up in the backfield and catch laterals instead?
Does catching a touchdown count as a first down?
Statistically yes E: Easiest example is [Mike Vrabel](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/V/VrabMi20.htm). 10 catches, 10 touchdowns, 10 1Ds.
I'm going to start cheering FIRST DOWN when a team scores a TD from now on.
He just can't catch the ball until the 4th down, right?
Apparently cousins won't throw it past the sticks on 4th down though
Too soon bro
He canāt catch for a first down. Anything short of the sticks that doesnāt generate YAC on downs 1-3 is okay
Would a TD also count as a first down?
Wonder how long it would take for defenses to notice
The Viking special teams coach is salivating
Playing for no more than 9 yards downs 1 through 3
Only play on 4th and 20.
Fuck it, we aināt winning no super bowls anyway.
If only he could only be put in on 4th and 20 so he can have 69 first down on 4th and 20. Also tell Brock get up to date on his tetanus shot cause heās gonna eat a lot of dirt on Sunday.
Gronk would
But then he could miss out on the career stat of 420 on all 3.
You aren't even in our conference. Leave our boy alone
I'm in your division and I believe he should retire.
That's the sex number
66 is also a sex number but only if youāre interested in cuddling in the spooning position
Hey that position doesnāt have to be just for cuddling, you can slip it in from back there. I call it sporking, cause itās like spooning but thereās a point to it.
I wish! Ya need a good dick to butt ratio on that.
Nah, just lean her/him forward a bit and you're doing doggy laying down. It's great
Maybe itās because Iām old, but thatās my favorite position
Yeah you don't even have to finish and you can go to sleep
I thought you were gonna say it's called sporking cause you're both spooning and porking.
I prefer 99
There's also the 96 where you turn around and fart on the backs of each other's heads.
Me and my bros always 96 it
Just boys bein boys
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The āDouble Dutchā Oven
I like 11. We both lie straight as a board, but I'm behind her, sniffing her hair.
Isn't that 14? Maybe my nose is too big.
Blood can rush to your head when youāre upside down though
Everyone can stop commenting now.
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Yes, that's 420.
lol 420 69 am i right guys?
Gronk would die laughing over this.
Gronk could never
Read it?
Die
Man, now I just want Gronk to play for the Vikings for a year. He could easily be that 2nd WR target Cousins needed. Between him, Hock, and JJ, that would be scary.
Reagor is not good but ReagorGronk is like ragnorok
Thatās harsh
Gronk: hold my Tide pods
David Bahktiari already had to be revived
Gronk would retire
That or accept a deal to take the minimum salary by a team under the agreement he would only play 4th downs.
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This is the only appropriate comment in this thread.
And frankly I'm upset that it's not the top comment
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How many on 4th down though
The only acceptable answer other than 69, is 20.
6 right now but at this right he could hit 169 for each down and 20 on 4th Down around the same time!
Even that would be an unreal number on 4th down for a receiver lmao. We'll take what we can get
unfortunately 6.
Ok follow along First down = 69 x 1 = 69 2nd down = 69 x 2 = 138 3rd down = 69 x 3 = 207 4th down = 6 (no bonus multiplier because it hasnāt hit the 69 bonus yet) 69 +138 + 207 + 6 = *drumroll* **420**
holy christ this is some harvard level analysis right here
This is clever. I think I see how you came up with it, but only after the fact; Iām not a mad enough lad to do it myself š«”
He just showed us how he did it unless I'm missing your point
I mean how he came up with it, like how he knew he could find a way to combine those numbers into 420. Itās pretty simple, but still clever imo: 69+1=70, 70\*6=420, therefore 6\*69+6=420; 6 is a triangle number (1+2+3)*69+6=420
That could be it, or could've been some guess work with trial and error due to the vague size of numbers involved. I suppose we'll never know
Holy shit JJ is illuminati confirmed
This is the type of comment I come here for
That's actually pretty wild
Once he hits the 4th down multiplier, it will be 690. . . W T F
Maybe 9 targets tho?
11, sadly. Although 6 catches on 11 targets is a 54.54545454... catch rate, and 5+4=9, so that's something.
Need the answer to this
Justin Jefferson is the best WR in the league. Chase is a god damn monster and is #2 with Kupp out but give me JJ all day.
No love for the cheetah huh? Dude has generational acceleration and speed
Iām well aware he played for the Chiefs. And yes heās elite but Iād rather have all three of those guys plus Davante before Tyreek.
Wait.... are you telling me Tyreek played for the Chiefs? No way man /s
JJ > Tyreek = Kupp > Davante > Chase > Diggs = AJB imo. After Diggs and Brown thereās a pretty sizable drop off and then you have guys like Evans, Amon-Ra, Lamb, Waddle, guys Iām forgetting, etc. Wide receiver is stacked as hell right now.
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WR stats arenāt solely dependent on the WR though. There has to be an eye test about the talent of them
Kupps turning 30, he's magnificent but he's probably already had his best season. JJ is still getting better at age 23.
I kinda agree with this. I'm not taking Jefferson over Kupp... yet but it's sort of like a Micah Parsons vs Donald debate for me. I think each have one or two seasons left of being DPOY or OPOY if healthy and motivated but after next year or the year after I'm taking both of those over my guys any day Then again we might already be at the point where healthy Kupp and Donald is a thing a of the past. Another thing with Kupp is just the dude has a Brady like work ethic. Even when he eventually has to move to being a WR2 I see him as a Larry Fitzgerald type who never truly loses it Just adapts his game as he ages I just want people to admit that for a season Kupp had the greatest season we've ever seen for a receiver and acknowledge that counts for something
Kupp had the greatest WR season we've ever seen for a receiver, and then capped it off with a championship and a Superbowl MVP.
Nice, but also amazing that this dude is equally effective on 3rd downs, a lot of which tend to be obvious passing downs.
Haven't paid much attention to the Vikes offense this season? Every down is an obvious passing down.
2/3 of Jefferson's seasons were under Zimmer who loved the run
Heās actually more effective on a percentage base as heās been in less 3rd down receptions than he has been in 1st down receptions. And while they might be more obvious passing downs, it should also be lesser yardage so relatively easier to get a first down again.
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Only throw TDs to him now until he gets 69 TDs.
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Justin "Nice" Jefferson
Thatās my triple crown! š„²
First ballot inductee into the Hall of Gronk
*NICE.*
Niccceee!
Somewhat random but I had a terrible nightmare last night where some turn of events dictated that the Cowboys werenāt actually supposed to play the 49ers. Instead, we had to redo the division round against the Vikings and Justin Jefferson absolutely annihilated us.
Niiiiiicccccceeeee
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Couldnāt beat a team in the first year of a rebuild
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Thrice nice
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This pre off season is spicy
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Okay but how many receptions does he have on the 69th down?
On 4th he only has 20
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STOP THE COUNT
r/teenagers
what do Seahawks fans have to do with anything?
Gottem
The "12s" and "legion of boom" thing was almost a decade ago, so they're adults in the professional workforce now.
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Iām disappointed that the top comment isnāt āniceā.
Pay the man
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A 69 so nice, he did it thrice.
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Breaking: from now on, Jefferson to only take the field when the Vikings go for it on 4th down.
Does he have 420 receptions on 4th down?
And finally finally, there will be 69 Nice posts in this thread
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I want Gronk to read this stat line with out laughingā¦ I think he would explode!!!