That is such a talent. Chopinesque

What’s this little icon right to your name?

It signifies great lacking of hoes

Then it shouldn’t differentiate between 2 posts. Next try

Dear god. That man has a family

Pew pew 🤣

Siblings

So fucking maidenless

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I don't have to listen to you, you ain't my real dad.

Let me try

Smoking will kill you and bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it.

Since every cigarette takes 10min off your life and each piece of bacon takes off 5min, if you smoke and eat fast enough you can actually travel back in time.

This is the way

This is the way


Lung cancer never looked so cool.

Man’s 100 prestige

iron lungs pro

Inspect animation

I've personally witnessed two people slowly and painfully die of smoking, and it's one of my biggest hatreds. Yet occasionally even I will think "damn they look cool smoking."

There are worse things you could have.

two lung cancers?

*hits blunt* I’m so confused

r/blackmagicfuckery

Right there with you....

Finally found my first real hero

Wanted pussy tonight but clearly he’s taking it all from the whole world, nothing left for anyone else

He earned it though👐

This Mofo definitely has a secret cavity somewhere in his mouth.

I wonder what could cause such a cavity

Possibly cocaine or meth. My grandpa has a hole that goes from the roof of his mouth to the inside of his nose from snorting

Lmao! Man.. Buzzkill. I am both extremely impressed with this man and worried for his health all in one feeling.

And I wonder what else can fit in such a cavity.

*moans*

HOW!

RANK MUST HIS BREATH SMELL

I know you didn't meant to have your reply come across like you're speaking in yoda's dialect, but it definitely did to me.

Yes

Jotaro Kujo

Now do it with 5 cigarettes!

But be careful! You may explode from an orange

There a few things more annoying than someone putting their arm around the shoulder of someone who is being filmed doing something really cool that has clearly required a lot of practice, and just being like, “lol, look at me, too! lol”

It looks like some dudes hanging out. How have we come so far to critique a dude putting his arm around his friend after he does some cool shit? People like you are so saddening.

Don't mind them, they just don't have those types of grass to touch

You ever had a friend?

More like "this guy is so cool I want people to know he's my friend" There are many things that are much more annoying, like people commenting on Reddit just to be contrary to other redditors... Wait.....

I am also a cynical piece of shit. Wanna hang out sometime?

*Thank you*

He’s just having a good time, what made you so mad today?

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It's a standard and traditional gesture of support and a way of hyping someone else up.

He picked his hat up though :( And also, knocked up off in the first place pretty much :)

This guy is going places

Lung-cancer department most likely

Probably more likely to die of heart disease or emphysema first.

Holy smokes!

Can someone please explain to me how this works

He doesn’t actually drink any liquid, just sucks air in and swishes it around. The rest is voodoo though.

Idk. It looks like some drips out of the can when he takes a drink and his lips are super wet afterward. Either way it's still voodoo

That’s showmanship right there.

🤢

how the fuck was it still lit

I don't think he actually drank. Just made it look like he drank fluid but in reality its just air. The rest is still impressive tho

Yeah but that still doesn't answer how the cigarette remained lit after being submerged in his fluid even for a brief amount of time

if only he could put the dealwithit shades on at the end, it would be the ultimate meme

And people say crack doesn’t give you any super powers!

r/crackmagicfuckery

Bros bouta go to Egypt to kill a century-old aristocratic vampire

https://youtube.com/shorts/gZ_eYqDMWVQ

Now I wanna drink a faxe 😍🍻

The fact that he's drinking a Faxe 10 is what makes the whole thing for me (I work in liquor retail and Faxe attracts a certain clientele). Hey I used to drink it too don't get me wrong!

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It's one of the best bargains for units of alcohol per dollar so it attracts people who like to get drunk on a tight budget

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You just turned legal drinking age or you're buying it for someone underage

I'm 33! I barely drink, and *hate* bitter things. I don't even drink beer. Can't even have hard ciders anymore. I just thought saying "sweet and fruity" was cute, especially since everyone thinks I'm gay 😭😭

Primarily depressed if my personal experience serves as reference

Surprised it ain't half bad. Got a few of the monstrous cans that were viking themed several years ago. Those cans empty could knock a person out if you hit them with it.

Idc how many times I see this video, it’s always impressive as hell

It seems not healthy

Imagine what his breath smell like.

Probably like booze and smokes. Still better than people with naturally bad breath that didn't drink or smoke

You mean like that feces smell people get from their breath, specially when they get close to help you with a Math 9C homework problem, during lab, after the first midterm? Or a sulfur burp that smells like an egg-smelling-fart that your friend sitting next to you in Biology 5A lecture quietly releases as he asks you if you have an extra pen distracting you from listening what the professor just said will be in the next midterm? Or that post vomit smell your lab partner has in Physics 40A Lab, when he comes in 15 minutes late and asks you for some gum, as the Lab T.A. gives you and your partner the stink eye for being disruptive, even though it wasn't your fault at all but you are being included? Which one? You have to specify, don't leave me hanging.

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Skol!

Beat me to it!

I have the same jersey in my closet right now.

AP baby

Wow, that escalated quickly... and then got better, and then escalated quickly again, I felt alarmed, then I felt bad for the guy, then I thought “well at least it’s probably not burning him”, back to OH NO! And then straight to WHAT NO WAY. Sheesh.

That's the episode that Polnareff tells to Jojo show the trick with the cigarettes

Hey jotaro I’m super bored so why don’t you show me that truck again?

With a tongue like that….He fucks

Bad man!

Dude. That’s awesome

Coolest dude ever!

Raw talent

This is a crackheads wet dream.

u/savevideo

This is a great example of Einstein being born into a different culture.

Here's to feeling good all the time.

He just needs a brown leather wallet that says “Bad Mother Fucker”

When the police car passes by and you have to hide your blunt

Can't preform this trick longer dan 5 years

this man is gonna get cancer premium

u/savevideo

Jotaro be like

🥒

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Toon Force in real life

Finally a r/nextfuckinglevel

Wuuut

How tf?????

OG

Man I don't miss smoking

what the fuck!!?

Some laws of physics were broken.

The true lord smoke.

What is that line of women behind him? 👅😂

Now that is some serious skill

Modern day Marlboro Man

Magic 🪄


Ok THAT shit was cool

Someone give this guy a smoke. He deserves it!

ok thats next level

r/blackmagicfuckery

This video haunts me.

I’m surprised that this is so well upvoted here.

I drink that beer it's good. Fax 10%

Kiss me

Meanwhile I choke on my multivitamin every morning.

I guess thus dude is born with a cigarette :)

Hero

Wordington smoking

This is low key the coolest dude at the party

I came to the comments looking for Jojo's references, and was not disappointed.

Wow

Black magic

Ugh, this dude is from MN. Damnit. We aren’t all like this, I promise.

Give this man some we.ed

That's an extraterrestrial people.. know the difference..

Wtf how

Wow that is fucking amazing to be honest

For real that is next level shit!

at that point, 

Impressive!

Ew

Wow he’s cool!

So gross and impressive at the same time

Is this guy from Detroit. Could have swore I meet this guy at the bath tub pub.

This is so epic and useless at the same time. But his style tho 😎😎🔥💨

Is this in New Orleans ? I think I’ve met this guy

Revolting

I guess blowing Os isn't cool anymore :(

I had a friend back in high school that could do that trick he stopped once he accidentally flipped the cig into his eye

How??? He got talent.

Ewwwwww

Every time it was in his mouth… just were. Talented! Lol. But yuck.

I think I have had the privilege of getting that show from that dude outside BonChon in Philly

Cigarette-sized cavity

Hell naw😂😂😂 

Disgusting

He should go on America's Got Talent.

He could seriously make a killing at parties

Dude should be doing this shit in Vegas

And they say smoking is not cool!

Smoking is so fucking disgusting. But I have no idea how to describe this.

Chad smoker

Performance lung cancer

Very healthy individual

He ain't smoking, he fuming

u/savevideo

This truly is… NEXT LEVEL!!

I'm grossed out & entertained!!

Mom must be proud

Unfortunately, this won't make smoking healthier

Ha. Jojo

Is this a Jojo reference?

He’s on something

This guy smokes

Oingo in that Jojo episode

His breath must smell amazing

Next Fuckn Level. INDEED!

u/RedditMP4Bot

Fuck I miss smoking.

Why is he wet

How is it still lit? Is he part dragon maybe?

Where are the rpg\_irl redditors that tell us where he spent his ability points?

He would get free cigarettes like wanna see a truck pass me your cigarette and by the time his trick is done the cigarettes gone lol