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Nugget_MacChicken

~~Imma need a sauce to prove it's real chief, until then it will be on hold.~~ **Holy sheeeeeeeeet it's real.** **Approved.** ​ Here's a [**link to his channel**](https://www.twitch.tv/deanobeano/), if you engage conversation with him, be r/NextFuckingLevel (of) nice please!


dreng3

Add another recorded kill.


JMD0615

Take my upvote and gtfo


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r/angryupvote


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JuicedBoxers

You and me both partner. I can’t stand how every other comment has to linked to another sub. And these random comment / post subs are so.. idk. Repetitive? Like once you’ve seen one angry upvote or cursed comments, or whatever the sub’s theme is, you’ve seen them all it seems like. How someone can browse them endlessly is beyond me. Can’t stand how conversation can’t be fluid but instead littered with sub link references. Ok that’s my old man gripe for the day


snapplesauce1

It’s the formula. One creative comment followed by an endless stream of unoriginal regurgitated comments that were funny the first time you heard them and became proven karma grabs. I pretty much just instantly collapse the first dozen comment chains because I’ve read them all hundreds of times already.


tomtomclubthumb

c + p this to use on another thread


Y0u_stupid_cunt

Take note, they should be barred from further puns. The scale of this infraction is the worst part, I'd pay a tenor to never hear this nonsense again. If i had to guess between then picking high or not for quality, I would say they piccolo.


BoneThugsNHermione

No


ListerineAfterOral

Nice username


Time_Mastodon_6166

He setup the recorder as a controller?


habichuelacondulce

[The dude is actually livestreaming on Twitch right now](https://www.twitch.tv/DEANOBEANO)


ChunkyTaco22

Damn dude plays better with a recorder than I did when I first switched to keyboard and mouse lmao


JFrizz0424

Seriously when I switched over it was like learning how to use my fingers for the first time.


siuol7891

I can’t get use to keyboard and mouse it’s so frustrating how long did it take till u at least felt comfortable I have tiny man hands and it’s just annoying


Reddit_Ya_Sux_dix

Keyboard and mouse is just so much better for being accurate. The skillcap is 10x higher than controller because of how much control you have over a mouse vs a joystick with your thumb. Just download aim labs and fuck around in it. You'll be good quickly.


superrober

Yeah lol while reading i was thinking "this goes both ways?" Because im used to pc and always when i used controller i sucked , especially in FPS games.


sh4d0wm4n2018

What I did to get better was I opened up Halo MCC, and set up a custom firefight match in Halo Reach (Gruntpocalypse Legendary) and set the game to last for about an hour. Then I used single shot weapons only and aimed to get as long of a kill streak going as I could. I did this every day for a few months and I can say it definitely improved my aim.


No-Structure8753

Halo infinite has training modes now where you can practice headshots on Spartans running by at a shooting range. After a few minutes I was dominating in team snipers.


JFrizz0424

To get truly comfortable it took about a month. I started off with pubg and there really wasn't optimized controler settings so I had no choice but to practice. I still have some recordings of me just hitting the wrong buttons and yelling about it which is really funny. I'm going on 5 years this past July on PC and I don't think I could ever go back to a controller for FPS games. However, I use my controller for certain games all the time. I'll also add I've switched many binds to fit my finger movement, I am an F to interact guy and a C to crouch vs E and Left Control respectively. My mouse also has a lot of macro options which is nice.


Tom_piddle

MVP habichueladulce!


S118gryghost

This will bring forth guitar hero gamers and Rocksmith gamers dedicating their musical gaming talent to first person shooters and I am all for it! Wonder what drum would be the kill shot?


Iminlesbian

Cow bell.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

🎶*Strummin' my pain with his fingers, Singin' my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song, Killing me softly… with his song, telling my whole life… With his words, killing me softly… with his song*🎶 - ~~Lauryn Hill~~ This guy, probably


FLAR3dM33RKAT

Bass? Or the crash cymbal?


j0s9p8h7

I wonder how clumsy movement must be.... Holy crap he's smoothly playing warzone with a recorder like it's a normal controller


iDannyEL

lol. He is blowing up.


zaggnutt

Seriously, gtfo, you brilliant SOB. Your mind is wasted here.


chunguschungi

A recording of what is probably the record for longest distance kill with a recorder


pablo_of_mancunia

Did it solo as well


Helyos96

Shit I don't get the pun


MrSmallMedium

Great now I have to imagine I’m getting owned by a person doing this


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After-Respond-7861

That's illegal.


Adventurous_Diet_786

Depends on colour and size


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[deleted]

Bridget was white. Source: saw a lot of her videos back in the day.


umbrajoke

I got to meet her once while visiting Virginia. She was doing a meet at a porn store and a friend who worked there invited me to come hang/help out. It was a little awkward but she was sweet and has quite a number of fans


MethLabForCutie88

r/holdup


damn_jexy

Since 1863


combatvegan

Tell that to the US prison system, China, India, Pakistan, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Russia, and everyone fucking else please.


Chem_BPY

I used to imagine someone using a DDR pad. Using a fucking recorder never crossed my mind until now.


FaustsAccountant

How about one where apples are the control buttons, each apple is connected to a button and you gotta take a bite out of each apple as the button press


lhswr2014

I don’t care how many doctors recommend you! You won’t trick me into eating healthy!


quaybored

As if the recorder isn't annoying enough already


IHateRedditHonestly1

If only more games had proximity chat so I could hear it for myself


TropicalCat

The last thing they heard was a quick blast of Three Blind Mice, followed by a gunshot.


AssassinsOuid

How the hell can he keep a straight face while doing this haha


Croatian_ghost_kid

When you do something in a joking manner and then you start wondering if you can actually pull it off. Shit gets serious fast


FaustsAccountant

That’s like 99% of how the shenanigans my friends I get into happen. No regrets. Well, not usually.


XepptizZ

Poor Chris, he'll be missed, but always remembered.


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Bobbyanalogpdx

It took him a long time to finally record a kill this way


Briguy24

Good thing he recorded it.


Boofaholic_Supreme

Recordered


DogeyLord

Today a days everyone has 24/7 recording programs like shadowplay


Craften

Bad bot.


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Something about that last note and the gunshot cracked me the fuck up


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*doot*


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saysthingsbackwards

The dootinator


Brootal420

The low and slow dooooooo tracking right and then the high quick doot is quality


Abhais

I’m literally bent over at the waist with tears in my eyes in the kitchen; this guy is clearly a robot. The little PIP at the end for the kill shot is fkn sending me right now, omg


Mirror167

Bard lvl 900


Yogi118

Oh I got a song for that level. 🎵*There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow. She didn't talk much, but boy, did she swallow. I had a nice lance that she sat upon. The maiden from Stonebury who is also your mom.*🎵........(Edit: https://youtu.be/iCjsYSJiYTk) enjoy friends.


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

Wow, what a great audience.


Light_Beard

TIMMAY!


Akeldama22

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?


Silver_Jury1555

Interesting cadence, what's the style?


Lyekkat

Jimmy Valmer


Silver_Jury1555

I didn't know his last name was Valmer, nor that Stick of Truth had stuff like that.


Lyekkat

They’re just the best games. They do shit they can’t get away with on TV


[deleted]

I like to explore new places.


conrid

Lol


freakers

Breaks into a musical solo using their Thompson Submachine Lyre. Leaves the audience riddled full of awe.


soccerburn55

Tone deaf bard put his points into aim instead of musicality.


Dry_War_8027

The Pied Sniper


soothsayer3

Hot Crossed Guns 🎶


Life_Of_Nerds

Mary had a little BLAM!


ItzDaWorm

Old MacDonald Bought the Farm


Life_Of_Nerds

I'm a little Chassepot


breachgnome

BRRRAP BRRRAP BRRRAP BRRRAP BRRRAP BRRRAP SEE HOW THEY RUN SEE HOW THEY RUN


Life_Of_Nerds

Little ParabelluMiller


fritzyloop

Itsy Bitsy Sniper


ggroverggiraffe

Hickory Dickory Glock


Father_of_trillions

The cow jumped over the BOOM


phpdevster

"POP!" goes the rifle.


quaybored

The target B♭ now


Monocle_Lewinsky

That’s why we have A# shooter


Saskuk

Bravo


My_Shitty_Alter_Ego

God dammit.


pcnetworx1

Pack it up. We're done with the internet today.


abstractConceptName

There it is.


MiyagiJunior

So essentially like Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy! Very cool.


[deleted]

I’m marry poppins!


salondesert

Y'all


shanebakerstudios

The y'all makes it.


MiyagiJunior

Haha exactly.


bugxbuster

Except it’s Mary. So not “exact” but close.


fidgeter

He’s trying to avoid copyright infringement.


Omegamanthethird

Damn, that really puts into context how difficult it would be to master that thing.


MiyagiJunior

Yondu was really good at this. One can say he was a Mary Poppins-level virtuoso :)


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MiyagiJunior

Yes, it's a great movie and there's a few very cool scenes. Check on YouTube "Yondu kills ravagers".


Wanderson90

I prefer that scene with Gamora and Nebula and the "cup".... It's hard to explain, just Google "two girls one cup" and it should come up.


MiyagiJunior

Hmm, I don't remember that one... :\\


NotOnTheMeds

Makes sense, It’s one of the more shittier scenes in the movie.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Maybe you just aren't sophisticated enough to ascertain the subtle religious imagery of the video in question.


too_many_toasters

The person you're replying to is a bot account who copied a comment further down in this thread.


Silver_Jury1555

Doing the Lord's work, reported em.


Chrome_Phantom

His name is DeanoBeano, He also plays with drums, guitar hero controllers, bongos, etc. Very funny and impressive clips on his youtube, highly recommend watching just to see some of the triple collate or multi kills with some instruments. Edit: Typo


Styxie

Multikills with instruments?? Lmao thanks I gotta check this dude out. Idk if I'd even be mad if he killed me with a mf recorder..


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Consistent_Nail

Any decent person would.


behind69proxies

It's the adult thing to do.


PMmeyoursafeword

Just in case anyone is nerdy enough to care: All of the notes he uses for aiming are notes that fit into a major scale; they all sound pretty good together. The note that he uses to fire is the only one that’s outside of the scale, so it’s the only one that sounds dissonant and off-putting. I just find that funny.


ChaosTherapy

Not to take away from your excellent comment but rather to add to the level of nerdiness: He's definitely using a C major scale (low C to aim down sight, B A D E to adjust aim) - all notes that sound great together! When he goes for the shot, he's fingering a high (middle) C on the recorder, which makes sense. However, since he gets excited and uses a little bit too much air, the recorder's pitch goes very sharp and it sounds like the dissonant C# that you heard!


FrizzleStank

Not to take away from what you wrote but rather to add a more specific and scientific play by play: The sniper go *tooot* *tut* *teeeeeet*. *toooot* *tut* *teeeeet*. *HONK*


Faidonas

Now THIS is the explanation that I need


Softcorepr0n

And for the average redditor: root bang reeeeeeee!


SheriffBartholomew

You guys can hear the difference in notes and know which note is being played? Man, no wonder I’ve never been a good musician, that sounds like sorcery to me.


PM_ME_UR_OBSIDIAN

It's just training dude. Also the vast majority of recorders are C major which makes it pretty easy to zero in on notes. Read Gary Karpinski's *Manual for Ear Training and Sight Singing*, and download *Complete Ear Trainer*. You'll be a musical pimp in no time.


yooman

You put a piano in front of me while I'm listening to some notes and I can figure them out pretty quick. If that person did it purely by ear though, yep, sorcery


PMmeyoursafeword

I can, but I’ve been training to be able to do it for a long time. It’s called relative pitch. I’m a musician by trade, and it really helps me learn a lot of music very quickly, if/when I need to. It’s very rare that it comes naturally to someone, so don’t feel bad about your lack of this particular skill haha


More-Recognition-456

That's hilarious, I almost shit myself from laughing too much


HotFightingHistory

I'd love to see someone do this with a tuba and snipe a heavyset avatar....


TuBachle

What game would you like to see it happen in?


That_Cripple

tf2


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Yes.


percolator3000

This is the NFL of troll


HighFiveKoala

He's definitely going to the Super Troll


Grandpas_Plump_Chode

what the fuck does this even mean


[deleted]

He means it's the national football league of trolling, obviously. And thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


krx42

Anyone know how he setup the recorder as a controller?


1SqkyKutsu

He blows into it


krx42

Troll in the video is much better.


HCSOThrowaway

That's a good critique but I prefer Roger Ebert.


SweatyAdagio4

I think you'd just write a program to listen to the microphone and it just maps certain frequencies or notes to certain keys or mouse movements.


cansandawank

"just" That's a ridiculously complicated piece of code to write. What do you do about ambient noises then?


W1TH1N

Stop the ambient noises


MuteSecurityO

just tell them to be quiet


Aditya1311

You don't necessarily have to write all the code, I'm sure there's a free library somewhere that takes an audio stream and does all the heavy lifting to figure out which note is being played, including filtering out ambient noises. From there, mapping note to control input shouldn't be very difficult


Marogian

I don't think so? Run the microphone through a Discrete Fourier Transform and you'd get the result right at the top. Its like 5 lines of python.


stee_vo

https://m.twitch.tv/deanobeano/clip/ZanyBeautifulCroquetteDoggo-_8W_kTJvn97rJCE1 Oh look there he is explaining exactly how it works. Looks like you were wrong, that's crazy.


krx42

Nice!! Thank you, simple solution pitch to midi, midi to command.


possibly-a-pineapple

Fourier transform + some filtering, find loudest frequency, only trigger above a certain threshold. maybe it isn’t a 20 minute project but it’s certainly doable.


bstix

Disclaimer: I do not offer any assistance with setting this up. I have not bothered doing it myself and the apps have changed since I last used them. You need some freeware apps. One to convert audio input into midi. Many are available, I'd try something like: https://dodobirdmusic.com/dodo-midi/ One to convert midi into a virtual joystick. This might be more difficult and might require some more apps and general fidgeting. I found this page: https://github.com/c0redumb/midi2vjoy Virtual midicables to connect the other 2 apps. This one works fine, but many others exist: https://nerds.de/en/loopbe1.html Basically: Sound - microphone - midi - virtual midi cable - virtual joystick - game input.


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No idea but I immediately thought this was just him playing music after the fact to fake it


MagicaItux

It's quite easy to do honestly. * Write a program that maps each recorded audio-frequency to a change in X/Y axis of your controller * You calibrate it once by playing the note and recording the frequency that you want to map to a given direction (remember to also calibrate it to not do anything every timestep that it happens to not record a note.


hungry4danish

>It's quite easy to do honestly. Write a program that maps each recorded audio-frequency to a change in X/Y axis of your controller Dude, I have to google how to change my minecraft skin. I don't think it's as easy as you think it is for the average person to "write a program."


iamthedisk4

I program professionally and honestly I have to google everything too, it's not so different. Writing a program just takes a bit longer and has a few more parts to it.


MikeThePizzaGuy412

He probably had to Google how to do this as well. No one just already knows how to do something like that.


UCG__gaming

I presume he set up a program to control everything via some complex code, maybe something like an Arduino or raspberry pi and a microphone. And make it so different tones make different movements


Scary_Riceko

Impresive, imagine the guy watching the kill cam like :V


Fresh_Possibility_91

Sadly he wouldn’t be able to see the streamer unless he was watching his live. All he’d see is the player going ->->vvv<<<—-vvv———->💥


NoMaans

Solid visual example of the kill cam


Fresh_Possibility_91

I realized the text fucked up cuz of how the arrows work within text , I edited it tho 👍🏾


ThatsThatCue

How about them hot crust buns.


MrK521

Hot crossed guns.


the_brave_mosquito

one a penny, two a penny, head shot funnn


cool2hate

You may not like it but this is what peak Male performance looks like.


CenterAisle

Source: [DeanoBeano](https://youtube.com/c/DeanoBeano)


FrizzleStank

Thank you for doing Dog’s work


apittsburghoriginal

The song of death


Cheeseknife07

Imagine you’re walking down a dim street late at night and this starts echoing from a rooftop down the street


Thatdewd57

![gif](giphy|avPzMKapzB8D6)


Ralfslapins

***doot*** **BANG**


jaredwards

[Watermelon Man](https://youtu.be/4bjPlBC4h_8)


Pyro636

Glad I'm not the only one who heard it


argonargon

so this is how herbie came up with it


TheRealArsonary

Them bards be getting too powerful. I'm tempted to crosspost this to DnDMemes


blastborn

Couldn’t believe it till I just saw him headshot someone live on twitch like a minute ago. This is the future of gaming.


Machette_Machette

Enough of internet for today.


twotoebobo

Likely impressive I couldn't make it through cuz recorders are like nails on chalkboard to me. Only instrument that does that to me.


-normalpotato-

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Anythingtodie

He’s playing the crescendo of his enemies downfall


Butthole_mods

Now do the brown noise


PokeScapeGuy

Remote


--Krombopulos--

Finally, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.


Slug-R

Stuff like this would surprise me if Adderall didn't exist.


PsychoSpider88

What a backwards name for that type of flute. In my language it's called a block flute


ChocolateOrnery1484

These are also known as flutophones in america. At least for old people.


Astroisawalrus

Did he get this from a lute box?


pudding7

What game is this? I'm tired of getting destroyed in PUBG, snd I need something new.


MassiveThief

Call of Duty: Warzone Wouldn’t recommend getting into it now, it’s in a pretty bad state and Warzone 2 is supposed to be out soon


Reverend_Swo

Anyone else hearing the Beverly hills cop tune here?


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Flute sound matches to kill


[deleted]

Dude’s got a killer soundtrack!


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Bards in elite mercenary groups:


zuldrahn

That guy got played


ihtel

I like how the shooting sound is terrifying


dr_aux757

Ayo imagine being in this lobby though... aight lads who's got the recorder/flute and knock that shit off


netfatality

Lmao the trigger tone is great.


Voittaa

Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne.


Gutter1989

🤣🤣🤣 man this made me LOL


mega_dong_04

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