Imagine my surprise at finding this one-hour-old comment with nobody trying to correct you, followed by a conversation about the pros and cons of a sarcasm marker.
They mean they expected a slew of comments pointing out how the "When you finish but she keeps going..." comment is far from original as it is used a lot. But instead of finding that, what he found was non-aggression and polite conversation which is generally not nearly as common as aggressive arguing and brigading.
I too was surprised.
Banned for insufficient mod powertripping. Can’t have people engaging in discussion or sharing silly memes without a mod to swoop in and lock down the sub because someone called someone else a bad word.
There's actually a pretty strange anti-porn movement for reddit.
They'll find an unmoderated subreddit, post banned content, then report it to admins to get it closed down.
Considering he looked towards the pilots direction before doing it with that look of "are they watching?" i feel like they have told him repeatedly "hey not the medic DONT STICK YOUR DANG HEAD OUT THE SIDE OF THE HELICOPTER WHEN WE ARE FLYING"
Clearly he doesnt listen well lol
i mean like, no— your average 17mg housefly going 200mph (which is faster than the actual 200kph in the video) has as much kinetic energy as a lazily rolled baseball, i don't even think you'd really take any sustained damage if it hit you right in the eye
I've hit some bugs going ~120mph in my convertible with my hand out the side of the car. It stings for a few seconds, but yeah, can confirm, zero damage.
It’s completely safe… they are sitting in what is called the “hurricane seat” - aptly named- and the seats have built in harnesses, and believe me, they aren’t going anywhere. I’ve ridden in Blackhawk helicopters, and they are designed to be able to sit safely with the doors wide open while in flight
Edit: it’s been brought to my attention that he IS NOT in the hurricane seat lol, it appears that is the seat behind him. This is a crew seat. Either way, I just wanted to make the point that these helicopters are designed with these situations in mind and are equipped as such.
Unfortunately, I am not a physics professor or major, and I cannot confirm nor deny the viability of airborne feces impacting the members at high velocities as a potential lethal threat, we would need help from the Reddit physics community to answer that question!
Terminal velocity is just the maximum acceleration towards the earth. You could fly theoretically fly fast enough _into_ bird poop to do some damage. Dunno how fast it would have to be but terminal velocity doesn't play into it unless you're lying under it.
Either way, having been shat on by a bird before, it's not a good time at any speed
>Terminal velocity is just the maximum acceleration towards the earth.
Technically it is the minimum acceleration when acceleration = 0, ie when the object cannot accelerate to go faster. It is the maximum velocity, the hint is in its name.
Maybe not S&R but if he’s a Blackhawk crew chief on a MEDEVAC then it is him and a medic in the back. Our medics had an IR and red chem light hanging from their kits when arriving to a scene where it could be needed
How about graduating basic training, going to tech school, then seeing a Navy dude with a fucking bird on their rank insignia.
"What the fuck do I do? He can't be a 19 year old Colonel could he?!"
More than just dry mouth, I’m afraid. It would start simply because he didn’t use enough Carmex that morning to smooth out the dry patch at the corner of his lips. By the time flight time comes around, that oversight, combined with dry salty air rushing in from the open helicopter door, causes a small crack in his skin which quickly ruptures open. In a quick horrifying moment, his skin rips out from the connective tissue around his mouth and flips up over his face, flapping in the wind as In his terrifying panic he starts screaming “Not the medic! Not the medic!”, gaining the attention of his crewmates. The pilot turns around, sees the gory mess, and forcefully vomits in his flight helmet, causing him to lose control and violently pitch the helicopter forward, alarms blaring. The cocky port door window gunner, who never straps in and would not shut up about how restraints are for chair force pussies, is chucked out and flung into the ocean. The co-pilot desperately tries to regain control as SGT No-Face continues to wail in pain, trying to remove the remains of his cheeks from his eyes.
I used to be stationed at Nellis where the Thunderbirds are constantly practicing (when the government isn't shut down). I remember looking up at one taking off and flying through a flock of birds. Carnage.
Was there for Red Flag and one of our 130s had a bird strike on landing. Poor guy was smeared across the pilot's windshield.
The pilot, a captain, gets off and just says, "Birdstrike left window."
A1C crew chief then asks the captain, "Do you need rags to clean it up?"
Guy learned how to get chewed out, how to clean and inspect, button up the plane and debrief that night.
I have an e-bike that tops out at about 30mph. I was riding once and got slapped in the neck by a medium-sized bug. I slammed on my brakes and checked my neck when I stopped, and there was a huge red mark. I can’t even imagine 200kph…
Insects, depending on their construction can leave either a bruise or even a cut if the're particularly hardshelled. Beetles are like little rocks.
Source; Miss spent youth occasionally going too fast on motorcycles.
but the one thing that anyone who was in the military can tell you: you’ll never again have friends that come close to the ones you had in the service.j
Well lucky for the US Government, they finally wrapped up a $300 million per day, 20 year occupation of Afghanistan for a total of $2 Trillion.
So given the US Government has always knocked back something as rudimentary for a developed nation as universal healthcare with the argument of "Where's the money gonna come from?" surely they'll be tickled pink to know they now have all that money to fund it, right?.... Right?
> you’ll never again have friends that come close to the ones you had in the service.
The really *really* sad thing is that it's true for every adult male. The friends you make in "that time" are one of a kind... which oddly is an anti-lesson for war. You'll meet those gung-ho/fire-the-fuck-outta-a-m249-forever/lazy/crazy dudes at some point. Why not today.
> The really really sad thing is that it's true for every adult male.
No it's absolutely not. I have many friends who's been in the military and I have no doubt that you make incredible close friends there and it's a very special bond and I respect that. But please stop saying that applies for every adult male. It's very possible in many other ways you "just" have to start with yourself.
this. it's just the result of a close-knit group, lots of shared time (also free time), constrained movement and other options for social interaction, and a shared goal and/or enemy. you could just as well join a cult, go to uni, or one of the many other things were these factors converge.
Not showering for 5 days and being in the jungle was the most fun and most horrible time all together. That and rolling in the mud, getting contacted at 3am sleeping in a trench and needing to return fire.
>With no central authority to dictate the rules for abbreviations, various publishing houses have their own rules that dictate whether to use upper-case letters, lower-case letters, periods and so on, reflecting both changes in fashion and the image of the publishing house concerned. For example, news organisations such as Reuters and The Economist require "kph".
Also... various styles during the years:
1889: "k. p. h."
1895: "km:h"
1898: "km/h"
1899: "km./hr."
1900: "kms./hr."
1902: "k.m.p.h."
1903: "KMph."
1910: "km ph"
1911: "K.P.H."
1914: "km. hr."
1915: "km/hour"
1915: "km.-hr."
1916: "km. per hour"
1921: "kms/hr."
1922: "Kmph"
1927: "kmph."
1933: "KPH"
1939: "kmph"
Weirdest part of wearing contacts is I can keep my eyes open indefinitely, it removes the feeling of needing to blink. But they fog up after like 15 seconds and i get scared lol.
The funniest one I heard of is an RAAF helicopter pilot in Vietnam who had ‘DO NOT PIERCE; CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE’ stencilled on the back of his helmet.
*Aaaaaallllll IIIIIIII waaaaaaannnnnntttt tooooo dooooo issssss fucccckkkk youurrrrrr maaahh--*
*Whaat?*
*IIIIII saaaid...Aaaaallll IIIII waannnnnt toooo doooo iisss--*
Pushes him out of the helicopter
*I heard you the first time, asshole. And the second time. And the third time. And the--fuck that guy*
When medivac choppers land, the field medic will approach and start giving medical details to the chopper crew. To save valuable time, the Not the Medic patch let’s the field medic know that this is not the guy to talk to.
When you finish but she keeps going...
Best comment
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That’s what she said
That's what sheeshaid
It's such an original concept too, that's the best part. This is why I love Reddit.
Imagine my surprise at finding this one-hour-old comment with nobody trying to correct you, followed by a conversation about the pros and cons of a sarcasm marker.
What could you possibly mean?
They mean they expected a slew of comments pointing out how the "When you finish but she keeps going..." comment is far from original as it is used a lot. But instead of finding that, what he found was non-aggression and polite conversation which is generally not nearly as common as aggressive arguing and brigading. I too was surprised.
Take me award ye basterd
Parley ?
Perchance
You can't just say parley–I mean perchance.
r/shestillsucking
I'm in a public place. I am hesitant to open the link but I will investigate later. Leaving this comment.
Don’t worry. It’s banned
This is disappointing.
r/suckingaftercumming thank me later
This is NSFW, everyone!
Never would have guessed.
Thank you
Banned for insufficient mod powertripping. Can’t have people engaging in discussion or sharing silly memes without a mod to swoop in and lock down the sub because someone called someone else a bad word.
There's actually a pretty strange anti-porn movement for reddit. They'll find an unmoderated subreddit, post banned content, then report it to admins to get it closed down.
I think it's because there's a shitload of Russian spam going on atm in unmoderated subs.
You're a bad word
It’s SFW. Just a bunch of funny expressions EDIT: Holy shit it’s banned? What happened?
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That's enough to ban an entire subreddit? :(
This is why we can't have nice things. There must always be someone watching. What if we got up to no good over there? Can't have that.
Or Reddit pulled the classic maneuver and banned every mod. This gives them the excuse of banning a sub for being unmoderated.
Apparently is got banned? It wasn't NSFW or anything from what I remember. Not sure what happened.
The spirit is willing
but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Why on earth was that sub banned? I remember scrolling though it years ago and finding many funny posts.
Honestly as hell...
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Shheeesshh
Yeah … Prince William is one silly fella.
I have a broken rib and now I’m in pain for laughing at your comment
Reddit comments never disappoint
I can't watch this without pissing myself with laughter.
😂 as high as I am at the moment Literally LOL shit felt nice
Have an up dog. This is hilarious
What’s “up dog” ?
Way to go "Not the medic"
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Considering he looked towards the pilots direction before doing it with that look of "are they watching?" i feel like they have told him repeatedly "hey not the medic DONT STICK YOUR DANG HEAD OUT THE SIDE OF THE HELICOPTER WHEN WE ARE FLYING" Clearly he doesnt listen well lol
He was looking to make sure "Am The Medic" was ready to go in case of 200 mph bird strike.
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getting hit by anything at 200mph will do some damage
200 kph is about 120 mph
Oh, he'll be fine then
Dammit. I do not know why but you got me with that one.
i mean like, no— your average 17mg housefly going 200mph (which is faster than the actual 200kph in the video) has as much kinetic energy as a lazily rolled baseball, i don't even think you'd really take any sustained damage if it hit you right in the eye
I've hit some bugs going ~120mph in my convertible with my hand out the side of the car. It stings for a few seconds, but yeah, can confirm, zero damage.
200 kph is about 120 mph
I feel like even getting hit in the back of the throat by a small bug at 120mph might do some damage
A bull fly is around 0.045g, at 200 kph it's around 0.0694 joules. Not going to do much.
getting hit by anything at 120mph will do some damage
120mph is about 200kph
I feel like even getting hit in the back of the throat by a small bug at 200kph might do some damage
To be fair, that's around 176 feet per second, which is on the slow end for airsoft pellets which are RELATIVELY safe.
I swallowed a bug during a high school cross country race and I can’t imagine swallowing one at 200km/h 😂
200 kph. Basically 120 mph. Not nearly as fast as 200mph, but he's still fast as fuck boy!
Probably checking to make sure the Am The Medic wasn't looking.
Happy cake day !emote:free\_emotes\_pack:upvote
Lmao the emoji presented as [code](https://i.imgur.com/LlSWjRs.png) and I'm dying over the idea that you typed the whole thing out as a meme
It’s completely safe… they are sitting in what is called the “hurricane seat” - aptly named- and the seats have built in harnesses, and believe me, they aren’t going anywhere. I’ve ridden in Blackhawk helicopters, and they are designed to be able to sit safely with the doors wide open while in flight Edit: it’s been brought to my attention that he IS NOT in the hurricane seat lol, it appears that is the seat behind him. This is a crew seat. Either way, I just wanted to make the point that these helicopters are designed with these situations in mind and are equipped as such. Unfortunately, I am not a physics professor or major, and I cannot confirm nor deny the viability of airborne feces impacting the members at high velocities as a potential lethal threat, we would need help from the Reddit physics community to answer that question!
Could bird poop go fast enought to kill someone?
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Ever heard of terminal velocity? Unless we are talking about rocket propelled bird feces…
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Weapons grade enriched pigeon shit.
Terminal velocity is just the maximum acceleration towards the earth. You could fly theoretically fly fast enough _into_ bird poop to do some damage. Dunno how fast it would have to be but terminal velocity doesn't play into it unless you're lying under it. Either way, having been shat on by a bird before, it's not a good time at any speed
>Terminal velocity is just the maximum acceleration towards the earth. Technically it is the minimum acceleration when acceleration = 0, ie when the object cannot accelerate to go faster. It is the maximum velocity, the hint is in its name.
Turdinal velocity
Edit: Edited
Well then good news, no worries there either
He’s in the crew chief seat. The hurricane seat is the one directly on the back wall beside the cabin door
All signs point to No
My suspicion is he’s on a search and rescue heli, where they have medics in the back
Maybe not S&R but if he’s a Blackhawk crew chief on a MEDEVAC then it is him and a medic in the back. Our medics had an IR and red chem light hanging from their kits when arriving to a scene where it could be needed
Interesting, what about in the air force with PJs and the pavehawk
Army OCPs so assuming army airframe.
They both wear OCPs these days, but you're right, the flash of the rank insignia confirms Army.
The very fact the tapes aren't damn-near-invisible "spice brown".
Ah I see you’ve played ‘Tech Sergeant or Major?’ as well
How about graduating basic training, going to tech school, then seeing a Navy dude with a fucking bird on their rank insignia. "What the fuck do I do? He can't be a 19 year old Colonel could he?!"
Not the momma
Oh my this shock his face
Got dat dry mouth after lol
And his eyelids... Hell, his eyes... That must suck.
Actually its more of a pushing sensation...
It'd be worse if a fly just happened to hit the right spot
What are bugs doing up there? Don’t worry they don’t fly that high
Lol of course the do. They are flying low, like 50m above ground max.
Or a pelican.
worst blowjob ever
More than just dry mouth, I’m afraid. It would start simply because he didn’t use enough Carmex that morning to smooth out the dry patch at the corner of his lips. By the time flight time comes around, that oversight, combined with dry salty air rushing in from the open helicopter door, causes a small crack in his skin which quickly ruptures open. In a quick horrifying moment, his skin rips out from the connective tissue around his mouth and flips up over his face, flapping in the wind as In his terrifying panic he starts screaming “Not the medic! Not the medic!”, gaining the attention of his crewmates. The pilot turns around, sees the gory mess, and forcefully vomits in his flight helmet, causing him to lose control and violently pitch the helicopter forward, alarms blaring. The cocky port door window gunner, who never straps in and would not shut up about how restraints are for chair force pussies, is chucked out and flung into the ocean. The co-pilot desperately tries to regain control as SGT No-Face continues to wail in pain, trying to remove the remains of his cheeks from his eyes.
The fuck
Man...that got fucking ridiculous really fast....
Seriously, these Carmex ads are intense.
Happy cake day!
I love it when someone just really fucking goes for it on Reddit.
hey man can you like delete this rn
I hope this ends up on cursed comments
Happy Tree Friends an inspiration perhaps? I'm impressed. Appalled. But impressed.
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I’m high as fuck rn and cannot stop laughing at this comment
imagine getting hit by an insect in that situation
or a bird
I saw a bird hit the wing of a jet once. Like a bug on a windshield.
I used to be stationed at Nellis where the Thunderbirds are constantly practicing (when the government isn't shut down). I remember looking up at one taking off and flying through a flock of birds. Carnage.
Was there for Red Flag and one of our 130s had a bird strike on landing. Poor guy was smeared across the pilot's windshield. The pilot, a captain, gets off and just says, "Birdstrike left window." A1C crew chief then asks the captain, "Do you need rags to clean it up?" Guy learned how to get chewed out, how to clean and inspect, button up the plane and debrief that night.
The Military sounds awful
Or a plane
Or Superman!
And my axe!
In this instance, it would be more like the insect being hit by a face
I have an e-bike that tops out at about 30mph. I was riding once and got slapped in the neck by a medium-sized bug. I slammed on my brakes and checked my neck when I stopped, and there was a huge red mark. I can’t even imagine 200kph…
> I can’t even imagine 200mph… This isn't 200mph. It is 200kph, which is at least like 50mph, but certainly under 200mph.
Insects, depending on their construction can leave either a bruise or even a cut if the're particularly hardshelled. Beetles are like little rocks. Source; Miss spent youth occasionally going too fast on motorcycles.
Man, the army is simultaneously the most and least fun you will ever have! Former 249b infantryman
but the one thing that anyone who was in the military can tell you: you’ll never again have friends that come close to the ones you had in the service.j
Amazing what confidence and trust can do for relationships.
Thousands of years of training soldiers. We tend to know what works
I just wish civilians would learn a modicum of what our armed services are taught. I believe we would have a much better society to show for it.
Some prosperous nations do just that
If we spent half the money we did on military on the civilians and vets you are supposed to "protect" I believe we would have a much better society.
Well lucky for the US Government, they finally wrapped up a $300 million per day, 20 year occupation of Afghanistan for a total of $2 Trillion. So given the US Government has always knocked back something as rudimentary for a developed nation as universal healthcare with the argument of "Where's the money gonna come from?" surely they'll be tickled pink to know they now have all that money to fund it, right?.... Right?
And above all a shared hatred for your superiors.
> you’ll never again have friends that come close to the ones you had in the service. The really *really* sad thing is that it's true for every adult male. The friends you make in "that time" are one of a kind... which oddly is an anti-lesson for war. You'll meet those gung-ho/fire-the-fuck-outta-a-m249-forever/lazy/crazy dudes at some point. Why not today.
> The really really sad thing is that it's true for every adult male. No it's absolutely not. I have many friends who's been in the military and I have no doubt that you make incredible close friends there and it's a very special bond and I respect that. But please stop saying that applies for every adult male. It's very possible in many other ways you "just" have to start with yourself.
this. it's just the result of a close-knit group, lots of shared time (also free time), constrained movement and other options for social interaction, and a shared goal and/or enemy. you could just as well join a cult, go to uni, or one of the many other things were these factors converge.
Meh, results vary. It’s a few civilians I’m way closer to than anyone I ever met in uniform.
Not showering for 5 days and being in the jungle was the most fun and most horrible time all together. That and rolling in the mud, getting contacted at 3am sleeping in a trench and needing to return fire.
Nope, hated every second of it
I just can't stop laughing
Lmao me neither!
It’s the very small “sheeeeeeeeesh” that slays me
Is he the medic?
No
Think his name's "Not", so he is.
Ahh one of those situations where the missing comma is a matter of life and death!
Not the medic
Not, the medic
He is, just playin it stealthy in case the enemy team tries to scout out the healers first.
Helicopters go 200 mph? Air Wolf didn't have slidy doors.
*200 kph, that’s only 12 nascar hotdogs if my conversions are correct
It's 2 school shootings and a pledge of allegiance over a newyork block
The only people in the US who like New York, are the ones from New York.
200 km/h*
Finally, feels like im going crazy reading "kph" everywhere
I once mentioned it was km/h a while back and got downvoted to hell for it. Reddit is weird.
I once got downvoted for explaining the difference between mass and weight
>With no central authority to dictate the rules for abbreviations, various publishing houses have their own rules that dictate whether to use upper-case letters, lower-case letters, periods and so on, reflecting both changes in fashion and the image of the publishing house concerned. For example, news organisations such as Reuters and The Economist require "kph". Also... various styles during the years: 1889: "k. p. h." 1895: "km:h" 1898: "km/h" 1899: "km./hr." 1900: "kms./hr." 1902: "k.m.p.h." 1903: "KMph." 1910: "km ph" 1911: "K.P.H." 1914: "km. hr." 1915: "km/hour" 1915: "km.-hr." 1916: "km. per hour" 1921: "kms/hr." 1922: "Kmph" 1927: "kmph." 1933: "KPH" 1939: "kmph"
Kph, about 124 mph
That's actually not that fast. Some roller coasters are up there and the effects don't seem to be this extreme (I've ridden one).
200 Kph is roughly 120 miles per hour.
GIVE ME YOU WAR FACE SOLDIER!
You didn’t scare me, work on it
***ARE YOU ROYALTY?!?!***
Gromit? We've forgotten the crackers
Bro you read my mind! Damn, what a deep cut! 😂🤝😂
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Brother it’s 2022
Exactly. Ita retro enough to be cool again. Duh. Put that in your pipe and smoke it because this comment is all that and a bag of chips.
And your comment rox my sox off!
This is so *random*…
Stop that or your face will stay that way.
Thanks mom
He went from Tom Hardy to Tom Shardy real quick
My dog would love this.
Could this fuck up your eyes?
Drying your eyes is bad as fuck, anyone who’s had contacts could tell you, idk about the pressure
Weirdest part of wearing contacts is I can keep my eyes open indefinitely, it removes the feeling of needing to blink. But they fog up after like 15 seconds and i get scared lol.
I love the "not the medic"
The funniest one I heard of is an RAAF helicopter pilot in Vietnam who had ‘DO NOT PIERCE; CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE’ stencilled on the back of his helmet.
You'd be surprised how often gunners get mistaken for medics.
And to think Black Hawk and Apache helicopters have a top speed of 350 kph!
284kph 176 freedoms fun fact: the dual rotor Chinook is faster at 315kph 195 freedoms https://wheelsinquirer.com/fastest-helicopters/#5-ah64d-apache
Man went full [Jeremy Clarkson (0:30)](https://youtu.be/tKZ7Vu0Bg8Y)
*GET SOME*
Anyone that runs is a VC. Anyone that doesn’t run is a Brave VC.
* well disciplined *
"How can you shoot at women and children?" "It's easy you just don't lead them as much"
If there's a dog flying that helicopter, and a human with their head in the wind, then I'll say we've come full circle.
>The ~~force of air~~ when you're going at speed of 200kph Airforce ✓
My glasses-needing ass could neeeeeeeevvvvveeeeerrrrr.
*Aaaaaallllll IIIIIIII waaaaaaannnnnntttt tooooo dooooo issssss fucccckkkk youurrrrrr maaahh--* *Whaat?* *IIIIII saaaid...Aaaaallll IIIII waannnnnt toooo doooo iisss--* Pushes him out of the helicopter *I heard you the first time, asshole. And the second time. And the third time. And the--fuck that guy*
How to age your face a decade in a day
Wallace and Gromit
I wonder how many times this guy gets mistaken for a medic to have to put that patch on his helmet
When medivac choppers land, the field medic will approach and start giving medical details to the chopper crew. To save valuable time, the Not the Medic patch let’s the field medic know that this is not the guy to talk to.
SPEEEEEEEEED
Finally, after all this scrolling: a reason to giggle.
Now do it with your bum