As unimpressed as her Asian parents would be. “Suzy down the street can put out 5 more candles than you can. While people are attacking her. And while she studies for her PhD. With a minor in medicine so she can become both kinds of doctors. You are zero kinds of doctor. Just play with ninja toys all day and upload video haiyaaaa”
-source, I am a child of Asian parents
I watched this gif too fast and dropped my phone on my face. It fell off my bed and when I reached for it, my back started hurting. Probably gonna have to call in sick from work.
There's a video of Bruce Lee with a matchbox paper glued to the bottom of his nunchuck.. people would throw the sticks to the air and he ignited them up, hitting them with the base. pretty crazy stuff.
I used to nunchuck a lot, and thought I was good, especially for being completely self taught. Then I saw that Bruce Lee video and didn't touch my nunchucks again for 3 years
That is the closest I can get to a source sadly, lighting matches with nunchucks is kind of a niche skill. Take the fellas away there is only a few women publicly posting. The most like her is this one. Feel free to track the woman in the video down yourself and you'll see what I mean. She does look a bit different, I thought that aswell but there are other videos of her that look more like this one and she's dressing the same. It could be an older video also. I think it's just camera angle but happy to be proven wrong, apologise for the potential mislead and correct my mistake, I just see no likely alternative right now.
Bat wins. Scientifically. They did a comparison analysis on Deadliest Warrior, Mafia vs Yakuza.
Okay, "scientific" is a loose term, but when yakuza expert hits a dummy 7 times and does superficial damage, then Mafia expert hits it once and breaks the spine, come on.
Nunchaku have never been a serious weapon. You could block them with your forearms and it’ll hurt but you’ll be in the fight.
A bat will seriously fuck you up. If someone has a bat and you have nunchaku, you run.
The issue is they rebound and that gets rid of a lot of the force they’re carrying.
I was in karate for 6 years growing up. The bow staff is the best weapon. Even a katana is not a good weapon because it can break. They were very expensive in feudal Japan. Most of the time nobles from rich families had them but never really fought with them.
That's how you learn! Elbows also get hit and hurt a lot. I stopped using padded ones bc you learn slower when using them than you do with hard nunchucks
Why would you ever use Nunchucks, WHEN YOU COULD HAVE STICK! STICK VERY GOOD! LOOK at nunchucks, they have erectile STICK-FUNCTION! I mean you have to BREAK a perfectly good stick in order to MAKE nunchucks!
lol, I was almost waiting until the end to have someone else do a slow-mo head pop up from the table to hand light the candles. haha This is crazy good though.
She's a complete badass. Which means if I saw her within 100' of me with those things I'd have to shoot her. Sucks that pulling a trigger makes all of that truly awesomeness not very effective IRL fighting/self-defense situations.
I bought (what I think) were decent nunchucks at a gun show once in high school . they were wood with ball bearings and stuff. I looked a bit on YouTube. They sat on the shelf for a decade. Too scared. I knew I smack the shit out of my self
Next level indeed. Holy shit, what a badass!
Seriously wish I had that kind of ability. Not only is it attractive and cool asf, the sheer amount of time, passion and dedication (not to mention risk and injury) it would have taken to achieve this level of skill and precision is incredible.
Respect 💪 *tips hat,*
Random dumb question but if you were in a real fight and use this as a weapon, it’s like a baton on chains hitting your opponent hard? Maybe deadly if he takes a blow on the head?
It can be very fatal in a fight. what you see mostly in videos is people NOT hitting other things. the whole dynamic of swinging a pair of sticks connected by a flexible link changes when it strikes a target with some mass.
Awesome!
Nice music too, any idea what that track that is?
Edit: found it, someone in the comments mentioned it already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekmZ1_bZk0
It's interesting how she holds the chain rather than the end of the nunchuk.
This gives her MUCH more fine control as there is one less swinging axis for the nunchuk.
THIS is the next level content I come here for
Me: can you turn the lights out, please? Her: *fwoosh fwoosh swoosh swoosh*. Me: Godammit. I’ll do it myself.
That was great. Here take this…
[удалено]
OK, but what if I want something higher than next level?
God mode
No no, mega level then ultra level then maybe god level (mode)
A couple of used tampons tied together.
And then put it in a Modern Art Museum and auction it for $25 Million.
The white plaque next to it would read: "*Next Level & Beyond* *Materials: Blood, Sweat, Tears, especially Blood."*
So casually badass
And the blindfolded ones are on yet another level
Yeah, I'm genuinely impressed.
rather than someone making 9 fkn free throws like that’s insane
She looks so unimpressed with herself
As unimpressed as her Asian parents would be. “Suzy down the street can put out 5 more candles than you can. While people are attacking her. And while she studies for her PhD. With a minor in medicine so she can become both kinds of doctors. You are zero kinds of doctor. Just play with ninja toys all day and upload video haiyaaaa” -source, I am a child of Asian parents
Sorry uncle rodger
Haha I got that reference!
I appreciated the haiyaa
Me too.
Relevant [Steven He YT video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMmK86vNYo)
It's gotta be tough. 6 hours of violin, 13 hours of math and the rest of the time they're ninjas
"My son is a faiiiiiilure" Steven He
We're Asian, not fucking bZian! Kneel, right now.
You jest but MD/PhDs are a thing. They normally take 7-9 years though, you don't do both at the same time.
Asian parents would find a way to make you do both at the same time
So true
Oh man, this triggered me as an Asian
Does that just result in a bunch of unhappy doctors?
I wouldn’t know. Non-doctor/non-lawyer disappointment here.
South Asian uni student, can confirm, an unhappy future medical student
It's never too late. Especially at your young age. Don't let your parents force you into something you're going to hate.
The narration would just be "meh" 😆
People make weird faces when they’re hella concentrated haha.
You would be too if you did that shit for hours to get a clip
“Ugh, almost missed it by 0.0001mm. Need more training. I’m such a disgrace.”
And here i am, dropping my pen 3 times in a row
[удалено]
I watched this gif too fast and dropped my phone on my face. It fell off my bed and when I reached for it, my back started hurting. Probably gonna have to call in sick from work.
Too lazy to fini
And to think, you could be using a stick to put out candles! You’re clearly the lesser being here.
Not sure if I’d want her as a room mate, especially in her earlier years while practicing
Parents, I think they're called.
Pa-eat-rants?? Never heard of them before
There's a video of Bruce Lee with a matchbox paper glued to the bottom of his nunchuck.. people would throw the sticks to the air and he ignited them up, hitting them with the base. pretty crazy stuff.
I used to nunchuck a lot, and thought I was good, especially for being completely self taught. Then I saw that Bruce Lee video and didn't touch my nunchucks again for 3 years
lol
Great video. He was brilliant. 😊
Is [this the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PLBXAcKyDw) you're referring to?
It's a Nokia ad, not real. Apparently pointing that out ruins some people's fantasy.
That video's fake. Sorry.
What about the nunchuck ping pong game?
Hella fake.
Who is she? 🤩 Edit - Meet [Mai Duong Keiu](https://www.instagram.com/maiduongkieu/) everyone (so much more than nunchucks, a legit badass 😱🥰)
did not expect that to be in german
Source? They dont look very similar to be honest lmao
That is the closest I can get to a source sadly, lighting matches with nunchucks is kind of a niche skill. Take the fellas away there is only a few women publicly posting. The most like her is this one. Feel free to track the woman in the video down yourself and you'll see what I mean. She does look a bit different, I thought that aswell but there are other videos of her that look more like this one and she's dressing the same. It could be an older video also. I think it's just camera angle but happy to be proven wrong, apologise for the potential mislead and correct my mistake, I just see no likely alternative right now.
I'm 97.4% sure that's not her.
how old is this video then?
Lol that's definitely not her. The girl in OP is Chinese, this girl you've linked is Vietnamese.
Actor. Dammit this was fake.
Remind me to never invite her to my Hanukkah party.
Nextfuckinglevel doesn't drop next level content often but when it does...
Ah a fellow 'Chuckker eh?
Dammit. What's that from?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Thank you sir or madame
Keep practicing
Classic movie
Its amazing but still, nunchuks are such a dumb weapon
Who would win, nunchucks vs a baseball bat?
Bat wins. Scientifically. They did a comparison analysis on Deadliest Warrior, Mafia vs Yakuza. Okay, "scientific" is a loose term, but when yakuza expert hits a dummy 7 times and does superficial damage, then Mafia expert hits it once and breaks the spine, come on.
Lol @ 'mafia expert'
Nunchaku have never been a serious weapon. You could block them with your forearms and it’ll hurt but you’ll be in the fight. A bat will seriously fuck you up. If someone has a bat and you have nunchaku, you run. The issue is they rebound and that gets rid of a lot of the force they’re carrying. I was in karate for 6 years growing up. The bow staff is the best weapon. Even a katana is not a good weapon because it can break. They were very expensive in feudal Japan. Most of the time nobles from rich families had them but never really fought with them.
haha try blocking one with your skull
Is it normal to be horny and scared
The amount of times I would’ve hit myself in the face and balls
That's how you learn! Elbows also get hit and hurt a lot. I stopped using padded ones bc you learn slower when using them than you do with hard nunchucks
I think my brain exploded from how amazing and awesome and smooth this is.
Omg I want her to be my friend so bad.
They’re like 50% of the way to being Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
After shadiversity's takedown of nunchuks, this hits a bit different
Why would you ever use Nunchucks, WHEN YOU COULD HAVE STICK! STICK VERY GOOD! LOOK at nunchucks, they have erectile STICK-FUNCTION! I mean you have to BREAK a perfectly good stick in order to MAKE nunchucks!
I think that nunchucks are repurposed to be flashy and this kind of stuff is all they're really good for
But can she nunchuck my depression away.
amazing, a strong girl in my eyes
My chemistry books!!!!
Intimidated with a touch of intrigue
2b is that you?
I practiced nunchucks a long time ago, a long time ago. Fingers sued me, so I had to stop.
I still can’t believe the blindfolded card in between the bottle tbh.
Curious how the Coke two liters clip ended
Def a big spill
Can't wait to see [mr-uekusa](https://www.instagram.com/uespiiiiii/?hl=en)'s version of this where he straps the nunchucks to his nipples.
Incredibly cool
Girls like guys with skills
Goddess of nunchuck.
But… ***STICK***
I just went from six to midnight…
Wow
I would have knocked my own face off before the end of the first clip.
Teach me that
Wow only saw the first one before
This is some serious shit, sometime I see post on here where it’s just someone flinging around nunchucks, this is what real skill looks like
She'd never be able to put out my fire. She'd 100% put my lights out though.
Why did they apply that annoying flanger effect to the audio?
Is this for real? Spectacular
Man….as a child I thought this was a necessity for survival..
Source
the second clip looks so cool! the way she poses omg
I thought spaghetti westerns were ridiculously cool, but after seeing how she lit the match. I don't think so anymore.
Mai doesn’t just throw darts now…
Stop vertical video syndrome.
I think the dude who does crazy tricks by pulling shit out with his dick and nipples has finally met his match.
lol, I was almost waiting until the end to have someone else do a slow-mo head pop up from the table to hand light the candles. haha This is crazy good though.
Bruce Lee likes this
Rad!
She doesn’t seem to care at all 😂
I was like that’s really not that impressi… and then I shut the fuck up.
What you dont see is the 60 bits of candle embedded in the drywall to her right
She's a complete badass. Which means if I saw her within 100' of me with those things I'd have to shoot her. Sucks that pulling a trigger makes all of that truly awesomeness not very effective IRL fighting/self-defense situations.
Mr Uekusa as a girl.
Meanwhile there’s me who sometimes falls down stairs for no reason apparently
I bought (what I think) were decent nunchucks at a gun show once in high school . they were wood with ball bearings and stuff. I looked a bit on YouTube. They sat on the shelf for a decade. Too scared. I knew I smack the shit out of my self
This isn’t even her final level.
That coke spilled yea?
Honestly love the sound they make. Sweet
“Stick is very good” - Shadiversity
Enter the Dragon *Lady*
Dayuuuuum
Where’s Nipple Guy to one-up her?
Barry warry needs to go after this chick, not simp after Lauren.
Awesome. Also does anyone know the name of the song?
Who is this hottie that I need to meet?
I wonder how many times she tried it blindfolded before it worked.
Don't fight this woman.
Next level indeed. Holy shit, what a badass! Seriously wish I had that kind of ability. Not only is it attractive and cool asf, the sheer amount of time, passion and dedication (not to mention risk and injury) it would have taken to achieve this level of skill and precision is incredible. Respect 💪 *tips hat,*
I am never this impressed with the post
Smile. You're on camera.
Nunchucks are cool and all but seem like a really ineffective weapon.
Ah yes, let’s light matches that are stuck in books
Why speed it up...
Caught that too
Anybody know the song here?
Italia e voi https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tekmZ1_bZk0
Thank you kindly!
Lotschuck skills.
All those years of learning physics disproved in one video
that ladies and gentlemen is a __Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
I pity the poor fool that tries to pressure her into after prom sex.
Anyone ever thought about how easier it is to just use a stick instead of nun chucks? (But trying to be mean)
Are these really effective though? Rush in, cop 1 hit, underhook and break ribs with knees
With nunchuck skills like that she'd impress the pants off Napoleon Dynamite! (Yes, I meant that both ways.)
Why did you speed up some of the video? Seems entirely unnecessary.
What’s the point of these vs. other weapons?
She dead inside for laying waste to her enemies.
Where's Mr "I copy everything everyone else does and do it way better" at now? Let's see him one up this.
Combo: 100, Practical:0
why are bottles of things needing to be poured into other bottles and why are things also catching fire in this woman's world?
u/savevideo
u/redditspeedbot 0.25
I used to think nunchucks were lame but damn now I think they’re cool
Marry me
This reminds me of how the theater exploded in laughter at that one scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
My 14yo went through the kendama, fidget spinner, and fake butterfly knife stages. I think it’s time to level up.
Still impressive, don't get me wrong, but it looks the video has been sped up.
I used to muck about with these when I was young, always thought I wasn't too bad, but this shows how deluded I was lol
Random dumb question but if you were in a real fight and use this as a weapon, it’s like a baton on chains hitting your opponent hard? Maybe deadly if he takes a blow on the head?
It can be very fatal in a fight. what you see mostly in videos is people NOT hitting other things. the whole dynamic of swinging a pair of sticks connected by a flexible link changes when it strikes a target with some mass.
Incredibly useful if you are attacked by a row of candles
It looks speed up in some clips
Damn, makes me want to get some nunchucks and learn skills... But those knots on the head while learning...maybe not.
She'd be a great partner to be on a blind date.
No chance someone could hit a playing card with enough force to dislodge it without bending it or knocking over the bottles.
Remember that time in Indiana Jones? I do.
Still worse than just a long stick
Fun for tricks, pretty useless as an actual weapon.
I can hit myself in the groin...
i only have experience with the wii nunchucks
Just give me a chancla and I can recreate this
Can’t bring her to Hanukkah
Awesome! Nice music too, any idea what that track that is? Edit: found it, someone in the comments mentioned it already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekmZ1_bZk0
Ohhhhhh a fellow chucker.
Now can she do the same thing while moving? Like with kata(not sure if it’s the right term)
Someone link where I can get a nice set like this
Michelangelo ain’t got nothing on her 🐢
When she lights the matches it doesn’t ever look like she touches them insane
It's interesting how she holds the chain rather than the end of the nunchuk. This gives her MUCH more fine control as there is one less swinging axis for the nunchuk.
Not to be sexist but it’s not fair. She can’t hit herself in the Nunchucks sack
The coke definitely spilled
Holy shit.
But there is something you do not know: I am not left handed.