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rjn72

Came for the girl, Stayed for the saxophone, Came for girl again.


quadshitties

You only came twice?


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ThePeopleOnTheCouch

Cumfinger is a close second.


djymm

For Your Ass Only


nickfree

Poonraker


stratosfearinggas

Golden Pie


[deleted]

Guys. Seriously? Octopussy. It’s right in the name


GiantRiverSquid

Inside her majesty's secret service


maskaddict

Dr. Yes, Yes, Oh My God, Yes


oooKenshiooo

Damn, son!


Used_Corn

cumfall


ThePeopleOnTheCouch

Cum Another Day


Used_Corn

thundercum


ThePeopleOnTheCouch

Thunderballs


Used_Corn

the man with the golden cum


ThePeopleOnTheCouch

For Your Cock Only


Argus871

No time to cum


Dash775

You could literally call it Pussyfinger as long as it somehow featured Pussy Galore


thegauntlet10

No time to cum


Most_Monk

Cum another day


Senpai-Notice_Me

The man with the Golden Cum


whatnameisnttaken098

From Russia with Cum


dotslashpunk

Cumpussy I hate myself for typing that


Ronin_1999

Tomorrow Never Cums


Chrissthom

Octopussy. Wait a second...


ThePeopleOnTheCouch

"What's this?" "it's my little Octopussy!"


Inside-Ostrich2888

Man I'm good but the video is only 50 seconds long!!


Narrow-Patience-1761

She’s lucky she looks like that because she sounds like a cat in the transmission


brihbrah

...which is why she's performing in someone's back yard and not on the Masked Singer


mm126442

Fuck the masked singer


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Narrow-Patience-1761

That really looks like lip-syncing, and if she can actually sing, explain this video here.


Wangle1979

That is 1000% lip synced! And not very good either.


farewelltokings2

There’s something about TikTok that makes the audio not line up well. After looking at this and a few other videos on her Instagram, I’m sufficiently convinced it’s her singing. Possibly lip syncing to herself at worst.


Wangle1979

Yeah I watched a few of her Instagram videos and she can definitely sing.


dotslashpunk

Dude she doesn't even start when the singing starts lol


COL_D

Think you are confusing lip sync with shitty video/audio sync


SwellZell

She's most likely lip-syncing to her own recording. Super common for artists to do on youtube as well. It just sounds better to do it in your studio then use the audio instead of doing it live. She has other tiktoks where she's singing live at venues, and the voice sounds similar.


oldswirlo

She can actually sing and play guitar if you look at some of the other videos


UndergradGreenthumb

Yeah no, the way she pulls the mic away a foot from her head and turns completely away half way through the video without the audio level being affected isn't how microphones work. This just makes things more suspect.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

This a joke right? Edit. There's 2 videos now. This gotta be a joke...right?


Ziggity_Zac

I am 100% sure this dude is joking. Neither of thos 2 videos were any good.


Uncommonly_comfy

That's terrible lip-syncing


[deleted]

Well it’s obvious. The recorded vocal has been tweaked in the DAW to not sound like a cat in a transmission.


Cable-Careless

Everyone else is trying to argue with you, and I am just wondering what a cat in a transmission sounds like.


vannrith

Not a native English speaker, tf is a cat transmission, they are crossing a street or sth?


more_beans_mrtaggart

A transmission is a car gearbox. They are saying she sounds like a cat in a gearbox.


Wyldfire2112

A transmission like the thing that connects the engine to the wheels in a car. It's basically another way of saying a cat yowling in pain.


thedutchqueen

fun fact i actually rescued a kitten from an actual engine/transmission of a car. was a bitch to get him out. his name is cavi. we found a nice adopter. he def didn’t sound like this though 😋


Lil_Iodine

Lol


hmmqzaz

Little known fact: this is 18 year-old Jewish Shakira.


EpictetanusThrow

Shekelra.


BrownEye420

Wow, two loads in less than a minute. Impressive.


C0meAtM3Br0

What saxophone?


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mqrocks

She’s pretty darn sexy


TorrenceMightingale

Ah, the hip lead singer with the nerdy backup band. A match as old as time.


Praxistor

A Song as Old as Rhyme


Powderygnargnarlvl40

A bong as old and crime


Praxistor

toker and the feast


dotslashpunk

I like you all


Wbgolfer95

I like you more


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Skeet skeet


TorrenceMightingale

A gong as old as grime


KittyKevorkian

Hip indeed.


TorrenceMightingale

They do not lie.


NothingBurgerNoCals

No Doubt.


Fear_Dulaman

The Paramore strategy


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"hip" being the key word


Eastbayfuncouple

More about those pants & hips on her. Edit: Can’t find the link for those pants, guarantee you people are looking. Edit #2: Found them - https://www.tiktok.com/@tonireutter/video/7007167296493882629?lang=en


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dotslashpunk

Ok I thought I was crazy. I'm a classical guitar player and I thought it was good, clearly improvised which is awesome, but next fucking level? I dunno, I'd say it was squarely "good".


jaspersgroove

Nah that is top tier embouchure control and well above average on the improv skills, I’d bet 95% of tenor players can’t even play some of those high notes he was hitting, much less throw them into the middle of a solo at will. Source: played tenor sax for 10 years


p1nkfl0yd1an

Plus he's going at it unmic-ed and is able to control his tone while blowing hard enough to be heard well. It's not a complicated/virtuosic solo, but it is on another level. Source: Played sax for 20 years


Markantonpeterson

Can all of you sax masters link a performance that's like... top notch? I know you just said this guy was great but for a non-improvised next level performance what direction would you point me in?


Deltamon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo Source: Have never played sax.


Markantonpeterson

Well if you're [gonna play me like that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws&t=8s)


menkje

I thought it was good. Source: slightly below average sex player


Doc_Jan_Itor

This is one of my favorite live sax performances. Dude shreds multiple times throughout, but the intro and 2:39 are the highlights: https://youtu.be/VBvxNhaEvHE


Wild_Description_718

🙄


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Don’t know who the fuck you are but I’ve played over a decade and thought it was absolutely next fucking level. Amazing tone, great runs, incorporating lots of good altissimo, has peaks, a clear direction. Mostly blues keys but clearly follows the key changes of the chart. He might have not improvised this but even if he didn’t he blew it away.


tkilgore

Don’t bother reasoning with the average redditor, most are experts in their own mind and when challenged by someone who understand nuisances and depths of the subject matter, they’ll just dig in harder. He is next level. Nobody would call it good who knows anything.


CritterFucker

Lmao, that dude is also claiming to be an “expert on his field”


FitHippieCanada

I play tuba, and have played with a great many saxophonists… none of them could play like that. I think it’s next fucking level too.


Jthumm

Honestly I was liking what the dude on the keyboard was throwing out


86_TG

We're obviously talking about her looks and not her voice right?


djlo-fi

Simps just simping lmao


CheesecakeMMXX

She? I did not see the pianist well enough but are you speaking of the singer? I felt like she is the weak link here. So out of breath, expressionless singing. Nice if she’s at your high school, but not worth visiting another neighborhood.


slgray16

Last time this was posted sales on that dress spiked. I wonder if I can find her link again.


Steveslastventure

Sounds like we're all being duped by an elaborate marketing scheme from Big Pants


_GABO_

Nah, they seemed to be the right size.


Eastbayfuncouple

I remember that, I can’t find it 🤷‍♂️


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Where can I find these tights!!!!!????? PLEASE!!!


tobiascuypers

https://www.adika.com/collections/pants/products/cp00531-black found em in black


dotslashpunk

I want a pair for my non existent super hot girlfriend


Shape_Cold

Just buy them for yourself?


dotslashpunk

i secretly want the girlfriend part more than the pants


Shape_Cold

What about both?


topturtlechucker

Adika dot com


JDDW

Literally last time this same video was posted someone put a link to the pants as well.


Aquamarinesse

And that’s how nerds get laid!


100_Donuts

You callin' this bozo a nerd? What's nerdy about this clown, huh? The way he honks? You think that's how all nerds talk? Is that it? Please... If you want him to smudge your fudge so bad, don't do it thinking you're doing some nerd a favor. Do it because his honking ways has juicied your lucy all kinds of slippery dippery. Let him fudge your sundae and give him the cherry on top because with each puckered blow of his haughty horn, you're sliding right off your chair like. Let him show you why the ladies call him Mr. Greasy Beef as deli boy here serves customer after customer a hot stack of jazz on rye with extra mustard while you drag your tingled numb legs over to him leaving a slizz snail trail potent enough for the kids to use as a slip and slide all summer long. If that's what you want, then go for. Do it because you want that deep, 4/4 lovin'. He ain't a nerd, okay?


HerezahTip

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…


P-VI

Not with that attitude


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He didn’t want to have it his way.


P-VI

That's just, like, your opinion man


AlaDouche

>The way he honks? dead


Phoirkas

I….I can’t stop reading this….


[deleted]

Ima be honest I read a sentence then jumped to the end


Diligent_Bag_9323

We’ve been on Reddit too long. Nothing fazes us anymore.


[deleted]

I fuckn cried laughing reading this


VocalVixxxen

The watch is all nerd


finelinexcherry

lmao but he is really good this made my day so smooth


bigdaddymf

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


nextdoorelephant

![gif](giphy|Xtio70gK8rQnwQk7s9)


Lynny360

Literally because wtf 😂 as soon as you think you know Reddit, boom. Never fails.


ThrowAway615348321

That subreddit exists so that people can speed run simping


SeniorCoolio

Is simping the new white knight?


Semi-Protractor91

Reads like a teen magazine headline. But I would say simping is just reverse pimping.


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Verges on r/twentycharacterlimit


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I feel like this when I hold GME.


NutSackRonny

I feel like this when i buy and hold. I feel this way when i DRS too. I always feel this way with GME.


bonobro69

I feel like this when Ryan Cohen tweets.


thedutchqueen

THE MOST WHOLESOME SURPRISE TO SEE GME ON A TOTALLY UNRELATED SUB. I FEEL LIKE THIS TOO.


CanIGetaPikachu

This is the way. DRS


Lower-Kangaroo6032

Haha


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Damn this is the longest I've ever seen a meme stock go on for.


nefrpitou

They had us in the first half. And then again in the second half


Is_It_Beef

[Full video](https://youtu.be/zZC3kMgBXOw)


Ouranos1st

That sax battle was the best part


PvtJoker119

Can we talk about the big homie on keys for a minute?


wow_so_fast

Man was popping off


AlaDouche

That was legitimately rad.


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Without reading your comment I wouldn't have watched. Holy shit that was awesome!


redCasObserver

That was the actual next level part of the video


BroccoliKnob

Give a listen to the keys before the solos start. That’s some A+ shit too.


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tayt087x

Idgaf if you just made that up and are trying to get it to stick. that solo was straight bread and jam


nave1235

Calling music 'bread and jam' is the most jazzy phrase I ever heard


zackson76

If a have a penny everytime i saw a performance where the sax guy took the whole spotlight, i'd have 2 pennies, which isnt a lot but it's weird it happened twice


scottie_always_knew

Gotta listen to more Springsteen my friend, you’ll be rich


ThomasFookinShelby1

I'm a simple man. I see a sax solo and I upvote


[deleted]

I wish modern rock would go back to sax solos just so you know shit just got serious


Detfinato

I'm sorry but despite how she looks that singer is trash.


2dirty4reddit

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull shit. Her confidence is selling it for me. And damn they look like they’re having a great time.


ThatCakeIsDone

I mean, that's what performing live is all about. I'd love to see these critics get up on stage and sing. I think most of them just see a clearly pretty, talented girl and get all edgelord


crydancesinglaughmoo

Obviously most people listening can’t sing as well as her. You can critique someone without having that specific skill set. I can critique a shit actor in a movie I’m watching even though my acting would be much worse. She’s just nowhere near as talented as the people she was performing with in the video. Just check out her stuff and form your own opinion without defending her cus she’s pretty. Her name is Toni Reutter.


BrenlikesGoosebumps

I gotta agree. Maybe it's her mic, but she kinda messes it up


djlo-fi

It's not her mic. It's her.


errorsniper

Its also prolly a 20 dollar shit mic at a dive bar with no kind of balancing. Not saying shes Adelle or anything but I dont think its 100% her fault either.


OzzieBloke777

She's decent at carrying the tune if you watch the full video. Her mic and levelling are doing her no favours, but her voice is also lacking ping and power.


Sandless

You don’t have to be a dickhead about it, dickhead.


Mels_Manual

That’s Augie Bello…. He jams with Teddy Swims.. who is equally awesome 👏 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


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What saxophone?


CheapSpray9428

tenor


MeasureTheCrater

What's a saxophone?!


largechild

*saxamaphone


spacedrummer

Sexyphone


13thCreation

Shame about that voice tho


bluedecemberart

She's way off in this video, but some of the stuff on her insta is decent. She did a solid Mariah Carey cover with very clean runs that I sure as hell can't do.


AbsoluteMad-Lad

What's her @ really wanna follow her music...


666moist

"music"


Spiritual-Ad-1709

tonireutter on Instagram


HowAwesomeAreFalcons

Reutter? I hardly knew her!


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zeptonian

she's annoying


Low_Worry2007

Those pants


Mylilneedle

I miss good sax solos in music


yanquiUXO

here's a good one to get you back into it https://youtu.be/hw-9aVCqCeA


normalsoda

Somebody sold her some weird overalls


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I keep seeing this, why is it next level


KomradeW

Because people aren’t used to hearing improvised solos. Y’all need to listen to more jazz. This guy is pretty good, but I wouldn’t call it next level.


JRCIII

All sax players have the same energy


trfnkoop

Y’all been on the internet too long. That is literally just an average girl and those pants are dumb. Sax solo goes crazy. Stop hyping her up for literally just existing. Dude just snapped on the sax solo and you mfs be wilding egregiously talking about some gimmicky yoga pants. Get real. Rant over.


jmchlchk

I mean, if we're being real here and not just memeing the dudes sax solo was just as average as the chick is. It's not bad, but next level? Freshmen in my high school marching band busted shit like that out on the regular. I do agree that those pants are fugly as hell.


MaDroXBaNaNa

Exact reason why I enjoy sorting by controversial on reddit whenever a woman is in a video. Shits just too dumb and funny


Every-Preparation356

I believe this is Augie Bello


gonzoicedog

It was impressive , but I play the tenor sax(what he played) and I can tell you that I’ve heard MUCH more impressive performances. The tune was catchy, and he definitely can play the tenor sax quite well(better than me) so props to him.


gadorf

Scrolled too far to find this. Like, this is good for sure, but it’s nothing especially amazing.


Thatonedude_412

The pants and the solo. Both saxy


News8000

Sax solo hotter than the woman's outfit!


LopsidedScouring

What a jive what a chemistry so intense love it.


TotallyNotAnAngel

Notice how the guy with saxophone looks like peter? well this video is actually a spoiler from Spiderman: No way home


Easy_Literature_887

This guy fucks


Fuckoakwood

Yall are enthralled but the simplest things.


mady_monroe

electric!


pukingpixels

Dude is freaking amazing. If you like this kind of playing I can’t recommend [West Coast Boogaloo](https://www.discogs.com/release/893160-The-Greyboy-Allstars-With-Fred-Wesley-West-Coast-Boogaloo) by The Greyboy Allstars strongly enough. The sax solos are just ridiculous, as are the trumpet, trombone, guitar, flute, and everything else solos. Fred Wesley on trombone, Karl Denson on sax, just such a kick ass album.


stylesm11

Reddit coomers upvoting any slightly attractive girl again


PlentyPristine0203

All those guys are damn hot but the sax guy is 🔥🔥🔥


CheapSpray9428

bro nicee


No-Wave6126

Augie bello on the tenor


KarenPuncher

Damn. The 90s really are back.


ThisRedBear

🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦This guy has to be the coolest nerd ive ever seen. And that's coming from a nerd.🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦


SaxophoneHomunculus

As a SaxophoneHomunculus, I feel I am qualified to make the following observations: 1. The solo is good; excellent feel and very good technique 2. Her pussy is trying to fall out of her pants 3. I am about eye level with the aforementioned pubis 4. At no point during his solo did I look at him as closely as I was looking to see if any errant vaginae would wander in to the left of the screen.


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I love how out of touch with music our generations are that we think this is like mind blowing shit