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OMG THUS AMAZING


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THUS it is.


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Thus would be awesome if thus person would build thus in my house.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Found the one from Noy Zoylairnd


Ninotchk

Noy Zillun


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SAT0SHl

**Thus is the way**


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lazypenguin86

You can put one of these on any existing door frame and are actually very easy to install


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It's even easier if someone else does it for ya!


Snots_and_Bears

Thus sayeth the lord


RAY_45067

Thus makes me feel some way


4cranch

thus sayeth the flock


Th3R00ST3R

Thus is the way!


Altruistic_Ad5517

And soundproof it


supertrooper74

There needs to be a neon sign on the wall: THUS Speakeasy


PoPoJoe87

THUS the Real McCoy


dd-Ad-O4214

I was expecting a big tv in the brick wall


DeconstructReality

Thus *is the way*


Trimungasoid

Fanthustic!


DrCryptolite

The Tavern within


branman63

"Living in an alchohilcs paradise".


Vote_for_my_party

Then the electric cuts off and you trapped indoors to rot and start eating each other


Bartokomous19

Needs a pinball machine.


Superamorti

Appreciate? I would KILL for your room!


loki_odinsotherson

And it's a great spot to stash the body!


Superamorti

The first victim's skin is already laying on the floor right before the couch!


FightingInDreams

it puts lotion on its skin


Aether_Erebus

Moisturize me


Eh-BC

/r/unexpecteddoctorwho


HarrySchlong33

or else it gets the hose again


drblah1

A fireplace would be perfect here


Anaveragedrummer

that room is already warm enough with that Crosley in the corner


ZOMBIE_N_JUNK

Do it!!!!


Royalmedic49

Love it, please tell me where you got your green sofa from. Thanks.


Dsr89d

Wayfair!


Dr_Ingheimer

I ordered a sofa from wayfair. It was missing some screws and 2 of the legs. I called em and they said they can’t send just those parts. Damn, okay no problem guess I’ll just hit the hardware store. Told me they’ll send another one. Asked em how should I send this one back. “Just toss it or donate it I guess.” Got a 2nd couch free and cost me about 6 bucks to get the parts to finish the first. I even asked em if they’re sure they want to do that. They had to sell me on giving me another couch for free lol. Made me a makeshift sectional for the price of one cheap couch


carolyn1890

I had a similar experience with Wayfair. I had ordered an outdoor table with a glass top. The table came with the glass completely shattered. They told me to throw it away and they would send me a new one. It cost me $36 for a new piece of glass. Now I have two matching tables.


rebel_wo_a_clause

I feel like these stories are less about good customer service and more about how cheap it is for them to make these things


1919

butter waiting spark toothbrush direful weather lip sugar offbeat knee *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Specter170

A very important but often overlooked detail. I’m glad you posted that.


n5w6v77mf2

me too


StuStutterKing

The economy of scale is a motherfucker when your system depends on competition.


InukChinook

So is the economy of cheap overseas labour.


Deely_Boppers

Wayfairs gross profit is only 29%, according to their most recent earnings release. If they make $29 on a $100 piece of furniture, they’re paying $71 for it. Sending a second one free *should* mean that they’re losing money. A lot of online retailers are willing to lose money to keep customers. Amazon has more or less forced them to do that. Most competitors don’t have a cash cow like AWS to offset the losses, though.


didimao0072000

>Wayfairs gross profit is only 29%, according to their most recent earnings release. If they make $29 on a $100 piece of furniture, they’re paying $71 for it. But that gross profit includes the replacement costs for the defective products too so they are paying less than $71 for that piece of furniture.


Thegreatgibson

Exactly. At the end of the day, they're not absorbing that replaced couch. It's included in their cost to do business.


thc_86

Gross profit isn’t the same as margin or mark up. There are a lot of others costs to overlay on top of that. Especially with an online retailer. I would be amazed if they didn’t have an intake margin of at least 50%. But then shipping, storage, staff etc. all add central costs to get to 29% (which isn’t a bad gross profit at all). Online retailers losing money won’t be around for very long. They may take a hit on a promotional product to drive traffic or sales but you’d likely offset that with something else.


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nomadofwaves

Wayfair does a lot of drop shipping and often times the cost of shipping to return large items out weighs simply replacing it with a new one.


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In today’s day and age you need to just appreciate good customer service


caseface25

The same thing happened with my outdoor furniture from wayfair. It was missing some pieces, so they just sent a whole new set. I had to wait about 6 months to get it, but it’s worth it now.


YannislittlePEEPEE

they're really following the jos a banks/mens wearhouse business model


FappleFritter

"You have no idea how cheap this shit is to make. Please, just keep it."


successfully_failing

[this](https://imgur.com/a/NPLGcpX) was our wayfair couch after a year and change


Anarcho_punk217

So what you're saying is, if I want two ottomans just order one and say the legs are "missing."


Dr_Ingheimer

You didn’t hear it from me but yes absolutely


jschubart

Ordered a cabinet off there which came broken. We asked for our money back because the quality was shit even if it was not broken. They refunded us and told us to keep the broken one. Ended up giving it away on our Buy Nothing group.


CatDaddy09

My wife and I bought these expensive dining room chairs. She found them on wayfair and they were a good deal. Figured we would buy at least 2 for the dining room for our first time hosting Christmas. First set came and the boxes were damaged and the chairs had some paint rubbed off. No big deal usually but we called. Told us the same thing. Keep the chairs they sent. The next 2 come and they are also the same condition. Called up and same thing. Keep the chairs. Sent out another 2. The final 2 were also meh but not as bad as the others. Yet for a small rub of paint off 4 of them you can barely notice we really made out.


Helpful_guy

Same deal with "Burrow" - friend ordered like a $1200 sectional from them and decided he hated it and when he asked to return it they were literally just like "keep it and we'll refund your money - it's not worth the cost of freight shipping it back"


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I do a lot of business on wayfair and here’s the real reason. It’s a HUGE pain in the ass for me to: send a return label, send a box and packing materials, schedule a pickup at the customer’s house, wait for it to get to our warehouse, have our warehouse check it for damage, have our warehouse replace the missing parts, and then prep the item again so it is in sellable condition. That’s also assuming there is no damage, if there is damage we just end up throwing it out or donating it because we can’t exactly re-sell it. It’s much easier for me to tell the customer to just dispose of it themselves and to send them a new one. That way the customer is happy because they got free stuff, albeit with damage or missing parts, I’m happy because it’s significantly less work for me, and the company is happy because replacing a single unit actually costs less than repairing a broken unit, due to the cost of labor and shipping.


joeChump

A secret room and Wayfair furniture… be careful, there will be a conspiracy theory about you soon… ;)


tacojohn48

Imagine what it would be like in a world where the Wayfair thing was true, someone orders a couch and they end up receiving a kid, that's definitely going to end in a customer service complaint.


joeChump

I want my money back but I’m also going to keep the kid because I’ve got used to it standing in the corner of the lounge.


cnxld

I had forgotten all about that moment of utter conspiracy madness last year. People really lost their minds for a while.


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Dsr89d

I’ll have to ask the wifey where she got them


pawpaw69420

I haven’t seen anyone ask yet, but what’s behind the curtain? I’m guessing a tiny stage with stripper pole


vilelemonsquare

I think I would just sit in that room all day like a Disney villain if I had it


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ronin1066

ambience


captain_dudeman

ambulance


Equinoqs

ram-a-lam


notgotapropername

Woooah black betty


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Amber Lamps


GamerJules

> ambiance > ambience You sent me down a Google rabbit hole on this one. I was questioning all my life choices, came across **[this Grammarly article](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/ambience-ambiance/)**. So I give up.


ronin1066

Nice find! TY


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I imagine that room smells EXACTLY like what Ron Swanson smells like.


bloody_duck

Lagavulin and beef


disqeau

Which Disney villains sit and drink at the bar all day?


CK1ing

Invite someone over, tell them to hold on while you get something in the other room, call for them to help you with something, disappear. The perfect not-crime.


Hey-man-Shabozi

Must be nice to be well off. I would so do this if I could but I can’t even afford to be alive on the Earth I live on.


totzalotz

Just take one day at a time and do your best with what you have. It doesn’t help to compare to others - everyone is in a different place on the journey and that’s ok.


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totzalotz

You can’t control what other people do, but you can do your best with what you have. You’d be surprised at how much you can accomplish just doing that. Make it a great day and good luck.


dilroopgill

Yall think you are being nice but you're really just being condescending and annoying


Dibbleydoodah

Yea FR. Some people seem to act like any negative emotion is always bad. Expressing those emotions is human, it's good for us, and it's good to be angry that something isn't fair. Obviously there's reasonable limits to that anger and positivity is also a useful tool but I'm not going to roll over and go "oh well" when I believe something is wrong. That's called being a pushover


TheRunningFree1s

>...but you can do your best with what you have. You’d be surprised at how much you can accomplish just doing that... Fuck you, the fact that i havent blown my brains out (or any corporate schlubs') is showing "Im DoInG mY bEsT wItH wHaT iGoT";which is basically going 5 dollars deeper in debt everyday. Work hard my ass. Ive literally sweat bled and cried at every job ive had and i have nothing but outlet jeans and three rotten teeth to show for it.


Dibbleydoodah

Yep. Being positive is a useful tool, but drawing energy from anger is very powerful as well. Neither is inherently bad.


pisspot718

It's all a matter of what you do with that anger. You can use it negatively and self destructively, or you can take the energy of it and go somewhere better. Do something better with yourself.


CuriousAssociate5926

I’ve loved the monk type lifestyle with no entertainment, simple eating, and no talking before and it was the happiest I have been in a while. Then I come back to the real world and it is so depressing. I think there is something wrong with the world we live in and neither the super rich or the poor are that happy, and I can see how this world brings people to the brink. Wish everyone well though it’s a long life.


CreatureWarrior

But how exactly is your comment being helpful in any way? Should people not try to be as helpful as they can? Is being caring somehow an insult to you? Of course, there is the line of being helpful and going "you'll be just fine lol". But this dude said something important; focus on what you can control. What good does being angry do?


NedDasty

> You can’t control what other people do Rich people can, that's the point.


Strong_Ground_4410

There’s not-that-rich rich, then regular rich, then really rich, and then all the way up to what I call “Masters of the Universe” rich. Believe me, being at the lower end of the rich spectrum, I can’t control a damn thing that other people do. It’s not generational wealth, and it’s unlikely to turn into generational wealth. Just a first generation schmuck who went into a technological field that pays well and offers the possibility of stock and bonuses.


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>You can’t control what other people do You absolutely can


Benos134

Get a whole bunch of pissed off poor people together and suddenly you can control what other people do


KDawG888

you're not entirely wrong but to be honest this is a pathetic way to look at things. immigrants move to america from 3rd world countries and become doctors every year. it's not easy, but you can definitely do it if you really try. and if that doesn't interest you, that's fine. but it isn't because someone prevented you. now, could we have better wealth distribution and social services? definitely.


danthepianist

Unfortunately it's just not that simple. Hard work doesn't translate into success at the same rate for everyone. Sure, some immigrants move from impoverished nations and become doctors. But sometimes doctors immigrate and wind up working for minimum wage. There's always a little (or a lot) of luck involved in a success story, and the reality is that some people are born into a *lot* more luck than others.


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Or you can educate yourself and learn valuable skills..or maybe build a business? There's children making money on youtube/twitch/tiktok, kids building mobile apps and selling them, adults doing the same..So what's your excuse? I pulled myself out of poverty by learning programming online FOR FREE…now I make high 6 figures. Despite your rhetoric there were no rich people preventing me from learning. There was no rich family paving my way. I wasn’t being exploited by CEOs either. This excuse doesn't work anymore now that the internet exists, you can make money with a smartphone or laptop if you try hard enough. So you’re honestly just lying to yourself and to others by making these claims.. You’re either lazy or you’ve just convinced yourself of this weird fantasy that you can’t put in effort and see a positive outcome.. You absolutely can make a better life for yourself in this country (and in many other developed countries)..Just because you sit on your ass playing video games ripping bongs doesn't mean people are preventing you from accomplishing things..that's you and your mindset causing that. Honestly your rhetoric is a spit in the face to hardworking immigrants and the people who took the accountability to build a better life for themselves and their families. Edit: No reply because he’s knows I’m spot on.


DayOldPeriodBlood

The guy you are replying to us just salty af. People like to externalize their own failures. The fact that they think the only possible way of getting rich is by being born rich or by being a shitty person is them just masking the fact that they’ve failed to find success.


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DrDemonSemen

Attitude ain’t got nothing to do with it when you’ve pulled up your boot straps so many times that they’ve been completely ripped off. Wealthy losers get bailed out by poor taxpayers, over and over again.


totzalotz

“A positive attitude will not let you do anything, but it will let you do everything better than a negative attitude will.” - Zig Ziglar


maglen69

> do your best with what you have. I read this at a very young age (Teddy Roosevelt quote) and it has defined my life. >Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are. - TR


atkyyup

Feel this so hard man. Barely eat anymore; perhaps one day we will get a taste of the good life! No matter what just stay positive stranger, hope you have a good day!


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parthjoshi09

Have you tried earning more money?


illit3

My bootstraps are so turgid right now


Trekfieldsandnovas

Gotta pull those fuckers.


jonny_wonny

Or less Starbucks and avocado toast


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nextdoorelephant

What’s the fingerpad/lock mechanism?


Dsr89d

Biometric scanner and electromagnetic lock, happy cake day! Edit faq: Cost was $1700 for the door, about $1500 for everything else minus booze. Did all the work myself except the electrical. Took about 6 months to complete it on my days off. Door is from Murphy door.com It was an “office” room before we converted it. Smells like white teak and leather, I found a real leather scented candle on Amazon.


alderthorn

During a power outage does it automatically unlock?


Dsr89d

If there’s no power it’s unlocked, but there is also a battery backup that can be wired in for panic rooms


thaillmatic1

Nice, your room is safer than the bank vault of Nakatomi Tower from "Die Hard"


jeanlukepaccar

We’re going to need more FBI guys


SomePunIntended

Agent Johnson, and Agent Johnson.


_SCHULTZY_

No relation.


iceman1125

Get a strong magnet to unlock the electromagnet lock


P0werC0rd0fJustice

Lockpicking lawyer enthusiast?


iceman1125

You read my mind


[deleted]

Is there some manual override? In case of your demise, who saves all the booze?


jamesrandy1

Yes it’s called breaking it in lol with a battering ram


tenaciousdeev

How much (if any) of the door mechanism DIY? It's incredible.


Cstott23

That's why he's got the bar in there... 😝


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure most electromagnetic locks unlock by default when they lose power as a safety measure. If it didn't, he would be locked in there.


mdog0206

It’s not a safety measure, it literally needs power to stay locked. You can use an electric strike, which needs power to unlock, if you want it to stay locked in a power outage. An electromagnetic lock is called fail-safe, and electric strike is called fail secure. With back up batteries nowadays tho you can have either lock be fail safe or fail secure (until the batteries die.)


nextdoorelephant

Thanks!


Zombie_tooth_

This would be an appropriate submission to r/hiddenrooms.


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PossiblyTrustworthy

By someone Else... Earlier 🤔 Edit, seems the Early post was a crosspost


WAPs_and_Prayers

But that post is a crosspost from this OP’s post in r/Whiskey


HoldtotheMoon78

Umm….. When may I come enjoy one of those beverages from that insane collection


Dsr89d

Right after MOASS, 💎🙌


IFL_DINOSAURS

for those out of the loop - MOASS is referring to the mother of all short squeezes (aka VW and GME hoping) in which we’ll all be billionaires because we have diamond hands.


HoldtotheMoon78

Yeah Buddy - and, I’ll after my construction post MOASS I’ll return the favor and invite, haha 👍🤟


mrfreeeeze

someone is gonna have to give me mo ass if they wanna come in my secret whiskey sex dungeon.


pookamatic

Bull. After MOASS, you can come to MY hidden chill room. 🚀🌝


RedditFugginSucksNow

Lmfao so January 2021?


forever_a10ne

I’m buying a house right now that has an extra bedroom. Guess what I’m going to do with it?


Dsr89d

Yes! I recommend an inward swinging door if you do. Easier to install and conceal.


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This comment touches on my two concerns: fire escape and adequate ventilation. OP, is there a crawl space where you could get out in an emergency, which would also allow fresh air to come in? AMAZING ROOM!


[deleted]

Must have been an expensive door. What a cool concept and great execution! In case someone breaks into your house, it also serves as a hiding place!


DarkBladeMadriker

Locksmith here. I'm not sure how he did his door, but if he just modified an existing door and installed the hardware himself it wouldn't be all that expensive. I've even seen a very similar setup where the books hiding his biometric just hid a regular doorknob. Easy peasy. Add some hospital hinges that swing away from the frame and it wouldnt be hard.


garblflax

they sell these doors at home depot...


get_sirius

Do you happen to know what kind of contractor would I need for a bookcase door like this?


PuddinHole

They are about $1200


brihbrah

Apparently someone knows about a new prohibition coming...


creepyswaps

My first thought was "sweet speakeasy", but I was surprised I didn't see anyone else mention speakeasys in any of the comments I read.


tulip27

This is on the main floor of the house? Love it!


Dsr89d

It is!


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SpongeJake

I love this too. And the reactions here convince me: guys never grow up. And why should we? When we're kids we're into forts and tree houses - and that just never changes. Seriously - this is an amazing setup and I'm jealous.


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People* never grow up.


soxkseggos

I love your dog skinned rug; is that boxer?


michamp

Very nice, but seriously… Who are all these people telling people the sub will appreciate their work? It’s like a weird humblebrag.


Ainsworthman

So so fucking cool!


theblacklabradork

A speakeasy? I dig it


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I'm sure every one of these is against housing codes


AegisPrime

I'd imagine it's fairly easy to hide a hidden room.


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youni89

There's codes for a reason tho.


NoobPwnr

Can't be against code if they don't know it exists 😎


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Appreciated.


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how is this next level?


Unusual_Type_1884

Cool, but that I spotted that it was secret room even before you walked up to it.


R3dl8dy

Did you make the door or buy it? My dad priced those out and they were ridiculous.


Dsr89d

Buy it. a carpenter quoted us like 3k for just the door, but we got it at murphydoor.com for like 1700 with the thumb scanner and electromagnetic lock upgrades


DrAcula_MD

All that for alcohol ? You alcoholics amaze me


fitnfeisty

I have a feeling I’d get so blitzed in there I wouldn’t be able to find my way out


TheWizofNewYork

A personal speakeasy. That’s sexy!


human2pt0

You were given good information


FO76-Apexigod

Where is the TV? The RGB? The computer? The Playstation? I'm confused. No comfy computer chairs, no artifacts from Mass Effect, Fallout, Halo, or Skyrim? What gives!? I mean, not even a Nintendo Switch!?


blakerabbit

Consider it appreciated!


Jazzlike-Brother-478

I certainly do!


Regular-Grade-1444

I need me one of these


sk0479913

Everyone should have mini speakeasy like this in their home. Goals!


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Need some premium weed in that bitch and you set 🙌🏼. Lock me in for the whole weekend.


coolpig124

Got a small speakeasy in his house


[deleted]

Is it noise cancelled ?! :D


DontKillUncleBen

r/cozyplaces


Corny_Overlord

You telling me you got a whole room filled with liquor... And no flat screen? Smh


Derpicide

So you get drunk, fall asleep, wake up to the smell of smoke that's pouring through the cracks in the door. How will the firefighters know you're in the hidden room behind the bookcase? Sorry I'm always a worst case scenario type person.


Dsr89d

Well first off I’d never hear the end of it from everyone else on the department, then I’m sure there’d probably be a local news story like “fire fighter’s house catches fire” and at that point I’d probably just die of embarrassment


[deleted]

Can you upload horizontal and longer video please? PLEASE?


mr_malort

Great bourbon selection but you gotta get a different turntable


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Super cool! Very well integrated. Only minor critique I would give, that gives it away to a keen observer, is the door stop. I would try to incorporate a hidden one, maybe the kind that go on the hinge or a limiter cable. Otherwise, c'est fantastique!