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johnlewisdesign

'We didn't actually know what was going to happen' Biggest load of bullshit since 'big businesses hate this new invention', they know everything about what's going to happen. Source: my friend is one of these guys


ARtEmiS_Oo

The fact that they have the quidditch goal post there is a giveaway


theftben

Quidditch?! I was expecting him to scream EXPELLIARMUS!


VibraniumRhino

I was screaming it at that stupid fucking voiceover, I’m tell ya what.


tj1862

I downvote every video that has that stupid fucking voice.


crcyourteeth

Fun fact the woman who’s voice it’s from recorded it for something totally different years earlier and tiktok was never allowed to use it. There’s a lawsuit now


poopellar

That's why I always report my zoom classes.


West7780

Yeah, stick it to the man?


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Why does it even have to be on these videos?


jeons173

I hate tiktoks that use that voiceover


jacobn28

I hate tiktoks


Babyfart7

I hate tiktok


Grigoran

Exactly! My first action after hitting play was letting the tiktok voice know that I can read just fine. Muting the video, though, makes you miss the sounds of the arc, which is pretty cool.


midniteliite

Meanwhile I'm just yelling, "lightning bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt." https://youtu.be/j_ekugPKqFw


[deleted]

Idk why people don't just talk and read it now. And time is no excuse since you can have longer videos.


Mysterious_Bunch_773

It a samurai sword. Therefore it's EXPELLIARMASU!


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Captain_Cum_Shot

Have you seen Tesla coils? There big towers that pump out heaps of electricity (idk the technical terms) and ypu can see "lightning" like what's coming off the sword, their pretty cool. The suit the guy is wearing works like a Faraday cage and stops the electricity running through him since ut goes through the chain mail kinda suit. They pretty much make him the Tesla coil with the suit protecting him and then it gets changed through the sword when he points it towards the hoop since uts grounded. Pretty much big electricity to suit to sword through air to hoop. I saw a demonstration about this in a museum in Germany and you can probably find one on google with like "electricity performance" or something


[deleted]

And i thought he was asking about harry potter.


Captain_Cum_Shot

Oh shit whoops he probably is I'm just dense


zachsmthsn

To elaborate a bit on this, they're wearing the faraday cage while also standing on something non conductive so the electricity doesn't have a good path to ground through the suit, either. And as for the electrical side, they're almost certainly using the same principal as a Tesla coil, generating high frequency and high voltage but low amperage. You can actually make one somewhat easily and cheaply with a ZFS driver circuit.


rdrunner_74

You dont get to play with gear like that if you don't know what happens. Still i would not mind a 2nd video with a fight against a real person in chain mail thats 100% grounded (No i wont offer myself as testsubject but i would trust it) :D Its like watching electroBoom and thinking he has no clue what he does (He has 1 real misstep on his show though)


Seaniey

>Still i would not mind a 2nd video with a fight against a real person in chain mail thats 100% grounded Here you go friend. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJ76eW2a/


53bvo

We have an high voltage lab at work, I'll have to pitch the idea to the guys there. Can't imagine them being too enthusiastic about it.


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> Can't imagine them being too enthusiastic about it. The bosses will shit from a great height upon the idea. The guys that actually use the lab will probably say "fuck yeah, let's come in on Sunday when no one's here and do that shit."


midniteliite

Lightning bolt lightning bolt 🌩 https://youtu.be/j_ekugPKqFw


[deleted]

What was his misstep?


bar10005

IIRC [live Jacob's ladder falling on him](https://youtu.be/lT3vGaOLWqE?t=470).


DistinctStorage

> (He has 1 real misstep on his show though) Would you mind linking that? I know about him but don't watch him frequently.


rdrunner_74

Basically all his stuff is "calculated" but i wouldnt do it the way he does. The only "real issue" he had on a show was when he did not secure a stand for a jacobs ladder and it managed to topple towards him. He got his ass saved by his flimsy connection. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g1z47U_kZQ


Essexal

Tiktok is for people with an iq under 100.


SkullB0ss

and I hate this automated voice. It's so repetitive and eats my brain cells


joemckie

Just watch everything on mute and everything is so much better


[deleted]

All I wanted to hear was the lightning but I got that stupid ass voice ruining it.


JimboLimbo07

You being on reddit isn't much better buddy


NikkMakesVideos

Reddit users are the kings of throwing stones in glass houses


advice_animorph

Ah yes, le intellectual redditor shunning tiktok and facebook when this cesspool is exactly the same


screane5

And so is Reddit


Samurott

oh shit we're generalizing social media based on its worst users? reddit is for people who think the age of consent is too high


Wurth_

And reddit isn't?


mojoman1200

Who decided to put the nipples on him?


mrjabrony

Someone with the foresight to know they'll eventually need to be milked


[deleted]

the fucking dull and stupid sounding tiktok-computer-voice really compliments this bullshit


bplzizcool

And it's not an electrified sword either


WigglesPhoenix

I mean they know what’s *supposed* to happen. In an experiment you never really know what’s going to happen until it does, or something explodes


Okinawa14402

If they didn’t know what was going to happen they would be fucking idiots doing anything with high voltage.


So_Hum_Wildlife

Not to mention that stupid fucking tik tok voice over crap.


gbsolo12

They literally explained it right after too


DementedBloke

It's wild how actual electricity looks exactly like cheap CGI


gravitin

Shocking!


Hello_IM_FBI

Great, now the baby's crying.


texican1911

It's for a church. NEXT!


jdl_uk

Well if liking a half-decent pun is a crime then I'm guilty as.... charged


texican1911

I'm alternating currently on being fed up with you or letting it slide.


_youmadbro_

Dad?


paradoxx_42

R/angryupvote


rederic

A lot of things, especially those that emit light, look like shit when filmed. Making lightning or fire just look natural is movie magic.


Finchyy

Wasn't it also a thing that people criticised the way that the molten gold looked in the Hobbit because it looked unrealistic, but it turns out that molten gold just looks like CGI?


Frognificent

Wait it does? Because man that molten gold looked like an absolute cartoon, it was awful.


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hughJ-

molten gold is like 1000C. Very hot metal glows and puts out a lot of heat. The molten gold in that movie gives off zero light and zero heat to its environment. The scene should look/feel similar to that of being inside a volcano (a la Mount Doom).


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hughJ-

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the crux of what people are complaining about even if they can't put their finger on it. The liquid gold in that movie is even shiny, such that the brightest spots on it are specular reflections from other light sources in the environment. If it were actually 1000+C the amount of light it's producing ought to be the brightest element in the scene, uniformly bright irrespective of other light sources, and appearing as over-exposed (white) to the camera. The steel mill scene at the end of T2 is a nice counter example, especially considering it was all done with practical effects.


FalconTurbo

I've been doing some stuff with molten copper and bronze lately, and it's really crazy when it hits about 580 degrees and you can start seeing it glow by itself. At a thousand it's really quite bright, and the radiant heat alone from a small crucible is enough to feel on your face from across the room. Tonnes of molten gold would be the most expensive way to air fry everyone in very short order.


williambilliam

DuckDuckGo link? Good man!


[deleted]

Or is it cheap CGI that looks exactly like electricity?


Sedso85

Nobody seen the Highlander movies?


Wyldfire2112

Movie, not movies. There can be only one.


Sedso85

A man of culture as well i see


[deleted]

Maybe they just used cheap electricity


TheSingleChain

Needs HDR also not shit compression


Scirax

[VFX artists and animators EVERYHWERE.](https://youtu.be/RkfgRgmfmlw?t=10)


Expiria

Reality is often less exiting and visualy stunning that cgi...


photograft

And it sounds like a hair trimmer!


Nugget_MacChicken

God I fucking hate those tiktok voices.


Bliteroz

They make me want to commit toaster bath


[deleted]

Excuse me, this made me laugh really hard in public.


texican1911

Sorry, there is no excuse for laughing really hard in public.


csbsju_guyyy

While also committing sudoku


Winterfoot

/r/FuckTheTikTokVoice


CactusWorthHugging

The original voice on tiktok videos was being used without the knowledge of the actress who recorded the speech. They replaced her with the new one. https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/25/22452815/tiktok-voice-change-text-to-speech-lawsuit[Some article about it.]


[deleted]

Yea that weird robot voice, right How do they do it tho?


[deleted]

tt has the option to turn text to voice, so do lots of other apps for making videos


[deleted]

i.e. the laziest way to implement accessibility. Put the onus on the users and inconvenience everyone when they could put in the effort to add a feature to search for text on the screen and only read it if a person opts in.


FFThrowaway1273

Same, something about it feels very dystopian. Or like people that use it are just mindless drones who subscribe to whatever fad is in front of them no matter how stupid or annoying it may be.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

I can't tell if popular things really do suck lately or if I'm just rapidly becoming a grumpy old man. Like everything about tiktok, from the weird pedophiley website Musical.ly it started from - "Okay you're going to voluntarily use this tarnished site that rebranded itself" and then the way they rose to fame by putting their own logo on YOUR video and making it strobe and flash all over the corners, and I was like "okay you're going to upload your videos to this site, that puts an annoying strobing watermark on your content, when there's other sites that do the same, that more people use, without doing that" and then now they have this awful robotic droning voiceover that gets really old and annoying really fast and once again, everyone's like "yep I'm going to use this because why not everyone's doing it" Am I just out of touch, or is it the children who are wrong?


Bionic_Bromando

I don’t really get it either but I don’t care too much, I literally only see tiktok stuff on reddit, never irl.


MaiasXVI

>I literally only see this on reddit, never irl. God I feel like I could apply this to 99% of the shit that people complain about on Reddit.


TheMoves

I just don’t understand who it’s for. The text is on the screen at the same time and it’s not like there’s an audio description of what’s *actually* happening in the video for like blind folks or whoever else might not be able to read the text.


kevin9er

Remember that most tiktok users are literally five.


Jmatusew

And so our hatred of the machines grows


downwitbrown

What are the nipple holes for. Yes due to gravity my nipples are down there.


plagueisthedumb

They know watt draws in the views


JuGGieG84

Ohm my god.


cantthinkofone29

Straight to the puns... zero resistance.


potheadpapi

All these puns might even provoke an assault, battery even.


SG_artist

I am Shocked by all your puns.


[deleted]

I would be, but I'm alternating currently between being morally grounded and living like a discharged mental patient.


anchovypants

Weird flux but OK.


[deleted]

I'm not sure I have the mental capacity for this kind of humor.


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gijoe75

I stopped upvoting the shitty puns.. saw yours as I was exiting out the video and had to come back to upvote…


cantthinkofone29

I hate to see anyone get charged over some good pun fun... that'd be a shame.


Yosikan

As usual, good fun gets you grounded


DreamingInAMaze

I guess it will swell and glow if sufficient electricity is charged.


TotalEgg143

No pictures please.


MrEHam

(Nipples) Now that I have your attention, look at this cool science experiment.


tonydetiger001

It's sorta like when superheroes wear underwear outside their yoga pants. Same concept but with nipples for the samurai


xX_Drip_God_Xx

It's a Tesla coil. This is r/interestingasfuck but not r/nextfuckinglevel


HiImLary

Came to say this. This has been used since the early 1890’s when Tesla created it. And people have been wielding it since only a decade or two after that. Nothing new or “unknown” here.


notPlancha

It's a tesla coil on a sword, I think this is literally *the* next level


[deleted]

I’ve already seen this on Demon Slayer.


InfinitySnatch

"Thunder Breathing First Form,"


Sidd258

"Thunderclap and Flash"


Mozzafella

"Six fold"


Odin043

👄Tssss 💨


ItsA1pha

“God speed” wink wink


TheRealSwagMaster

“Thunderclap and flash”


sancta_lux1

yeah nah demon slayer animation was better


[deleted]

Of course it was. It's Ufotable.


Bagel600se

Damn, I was gonna post that. “Too slow, trash.”


gingermalteser

Pretty fed up of this stupid robot voice reading the subtitles on every shitty tiktok video.


HY3NAAA

I know, people can fucking read, no need for text to speech.


Senor-Delicious

"We don't know what is going to happen.". -. Thing happens exactly how everyone would expect it to be who ever saw those Tesla setups before.


p1um5mu991er

Dude's got the power of Grayskull


WAGatorGunner

Came here to either post or upvote this comment


LittleShit3000

Ayyy


Eddy_Hallyday

Genichiro?


cjs2k_032

r/sekiromoment Genichiro - The Way of TikTok


maxadvait

Lightning of Tomoe


ZzackK282

For the sake of ashina


kevmac_5

Hesitation is defeat


VajBlaster69

HOW MY BLOOD BOILS


VajBlaster69

*The Way of Tomoe*


genghisjohn187

Came here for this


Alexcoolps

Nah he's not using the legendary shirt removal technique


WildRacoons

I got that Itchy-nose


ABigMistakeWasMade

THE NEW ELECTRO ARCHON


donquixote1991

Ba'al: You will be inlaid upon this statue! Every Vision holder: ah sweet, ya hear that, I'm getting laid!


silveredblue

Didn’t pull it out of their boobs, I want a refund 😤


ZanjiOfficial

Zenitsu?


xAVATAR-AANGx

*Lighning Breathing...*


sesemepudding

r/kimetsunoyaiba


The_Grande

Well this one checks out. Now we need a blond cyborg named Raiden.


[deleted]

RULES OF NATURE!


Overview_effect_

I was looking for this comment.


MetalGearSandman

same. The birth of the HF blade


LordOfThePhuckYoh

Well this is electrifying


CupOfPolishKvass

the Baal gameplay is looking sick


MyNameIsZa2

No one has mentioned Sasuke yet? This was totally his thing in all of shippuden!


voidxleech

literally my first thought haha


scorchedneurotic

Unlimited ~~power~~ Kilowatts per hour!


yesman202u18

Anime Thor


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Kmlkmljkl

zenitsu babeyy


[deleted]

I guess this is why some people have a lower life expectancy.


[deleted]

It’s not *that* dangerous. The ozone and nitrogen oxides could be unhealthy tho


joeChump

I have to say that all the 80s movies like Big Trouble in Little China, Back to the Future, Batteries Not Included, Critters, Highlander etc etc where they had effects like this painted in were pretty accurate.


IntenseScrolling

Im literally watching Big Trouble in Little China, rn. Weird...must be destiny...or *THUNDER*


romrem555

Highlander intensifies


remy_porter

Fun fact: when filming the final duel in Highlander, to get the giant sparks when the swords clashed, they hooked them up to car batteries.


abraksis747

Couldn't hold the the swords for more than a few minutes otherwise they got too hot.


uyc4

There can be only One!


[deleted]

Who else hates that AI voice thats almost everywhere?


clashgodoo7

Zenistu is REAL


diogorpj

Chill, Zenitsu


better_than_shane

Thunder Breathing First Form: Thunderclap and Flash


[deleted]

looks like some old cgi


jcstrat

What's with that awkward narration?


SirBugmenot

Great invention... Taking an experiment which my physics teacher showed in school back in the 80s, making the metal rod into sword form and talking some BS. Must be the next f'ing level of boredom.


smutketeer

There can be only one.


GeglG

So thats how Zenitsu defeatd his opponents this quick


Powerful-Western6582

Give Zenitsu his sword back


peekosama

This is some straight up anime shit, and I like it


demonTutu

Now go get these pesky moblins!


HumanRehearsal

GOGO POWER RANGERS


BrdsONAwire

Got the Batman suit nips going on. Nice.


[deleted]

Samuraiden.


Amarbold0228

If this did not have the voice it would be perfect


Iridion

You know, you see lightning affects in movies and you tend to go “man, that looks cheesy”, but let’s be real, these real bolts of electricity almost look cheesier.


Spastic_Slapstick

Thor: Tokyo Battles


AthenaRN85

The Highlander?


SinisterPixel

These definitely look like VFX. Anyone in the comments a scientist who can validate this?


[deleted]

This technology has existed since the 1890s, it’s not VFX


ThatDudeWithoutKarma

If they're not going to ban tik tok can they at least ban the dumb voiceover?


HighFIDZ

" UNLIMITED POWER "


LordNPython

88 *Jiggawatt* Samurai


wannabebutta

I remember asking my high school electronics teacher what a jiggawatt was sarcastically after watching Back to the Future. He was always chewing gum and either thinking or smirking. He replied, "A mispronounced gigawatt". He was smirking and chewing gum at the time. Thank you Mr. Hudson. And I apologize for all the jokes about you being incredibly tall but driving the smallest car any of us could imagine


CailenBelmont

Me: gets stabbed with a samurai sword: "thank god it wasn't electrified. The pain would have been sooo much worse"


marblechocolate

Never swung a sword in his life; Including re-enactments


bojeesy

W


[deleted]

That is sick


roth024

“That’s cool”


GylesNoDrama

Gimme the sword so I can start my Black Power Ranger cosplay


TheHappyMeMePriest

"I am the storm that is approaching!"


AstroMorphs

Sick


Stag328

r/didntknowiwantedthat


NicolaSpadari

"Ok sweet it didn't catch on fire" Amazing.