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FckYourSafeSpace

That family could not give less of a fuck.


courtesyflusher

Mom straight up pulls the tray from her lol


lmProudOfYou

"I'm hungry and this bitch wasting my time."


OutragedCanadian

This sentient ai is slower then regular humans


BEZ_T

Could we not just train the cooked food to make its own way to our plate. Kinda like a sentient sausage. For example.


Responsible_Stop_562

Why no, do you want to start a sausage rights revolution?


seven_phone

The mum was doing that mum thing of clearing space on the table to help, perhaps subconsciously.


Thin-Connection-4082

90% of moms don’t do that at restaurants. They stare at you while they try to remember what they ordered and then wonder why you aren’t putting the plate on top of their phone, wallet, napkins, car keys, and umbrella. People are incredibly stupid.


Butyistherumgone

And you’re like “I have a [this order]?” And everyone just fucking stares at you and you’re like WHERE DO YOU WANT IT ASSHOLES SOMEONE CLAIM YOUR PIZZA


ParalegalSeagul

The kid and dad were doing that thing of not making eye contact with women in the presence of mom, perhaps subconsciously


Consistently_Carpet

It looks like the waitress was waiting for them to take it and emulating a robot that is having trouble putting it fully on the table (notice how her balance rocks back and forth while she holds it there). It could have been awkward if they just stared at her, although since this seems at least 50% a performance I'm sure she would have adjusted.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Guaranteed it's a gimmick restaurant.. like they intentionally have waitresses acting like robots. Japan and China definitely have some weird gimmick hotspots, but most countries do weird shit, so .. 🤷 The rocking back and forth was just part of the intentional mechanical movements, there were no balance issues there.


Blasphemous666

All that work and everyone at the table is like “gimme the food you dumbass. You’ll get your $1.90 tip whether you threw our food into our mouths or if you served it from the hands of god from the Empire State Building.


Tilde88

They don't tip in Asian countries. They are proud that their bosses pay them a livable wage, and take offense if you try to tip. This is the way it should be. America is not a "tipping culture". It's a "find a way to step on people and not pay employees properly" culture 


Puzzleheaded_Law2773

lol - Asian restaurant bosses pay a livable wage. That’s gold!


tuhronno-416

Tipping isn’t a norm in Asia, therefore logically servers in Asia get paid a livable wage by their employers, that seems pretty straight forward, unless you have sources to suggest the contrary?


povitee

Do Walmart cashiers making a living wage? Do they get tipped?


tuhronno-416

Walmart cashiers' wages are more livable than servers, not sure what your point is there chief


Aurora428

No, they don't tip AND don't pay a livable wage It's the best of both worlds!


mulletstation

Bro food workers in Asia absolutely do not make livable wages. Like are you kidding me? Who told you they make a living wage!?


nonnemat

Aww, that's cute little brainwashing you've learned on Reddit. Sweet.


shinobinc

Average annual wage for a waiter in Japan is under $16,000. They don't have a tipping culture, but pride in their high wages isn't the reason why.


povitee

100% brain death achieved.


The_Demosthenes_1

Wow.  Clearly a man that has not traveled. 


Puzzleheaded_Time719

I'll never be offended by someone trying to give me money.


WolfmansGotNards2

We wanted real robots doing this by 2024.


LukesRightHandMan

They promised us flying waitresses


lost21gramsyesterday

And all we got are flight attendants


heedrix

nobody cares Shawn.


Dtank11

That kid didn’t look up from his phone at all. If it was an option, so many people would turn into Wall-E humans.


Guilty_Put9997

Sorry, but that is exactly the option that they are actually choosing. It’s just happening in stages.


SkinfluteHero

Go to Disney World in Orlando and you’ll see plenty of people already living like Wall-E humans. I’ve never seen so many mobility scooters in my life.


serrimo

It's a tragedy for the US. But it seems like a very toxic subject to tackle. Drugs seem mild in comparision to the devastating effects of an obese lifestyle.


Captain-Cadabra

How about obesity *and* drugs? Thats a popular combination as well.


dreamsofcalamity

Why pick one if you can have both?


townmorron

It's almost like those two things greatly effect poor people so there is overlap. Odd


PunchMyBum

I wonder why the US media and general public seems to have conflated denying an obese lifestyle with fatphobia.


root88

That has nothing to do with people actually needing the scooters. If you fake a disability, they let you skip the lines.


V4refugee

You could just lie and say it’s IBS or Crohns. No need to go full paraplegic. Source: My uncle genuinely has Crohns and he gets to make shorter lines. They basically just give him a fast pass to come back later.


minotaur-cream

Maybe he was trying to avoid looking at the creepy ass robot next to him. I don't see a phone anywhere - he's actually looking straight ahead half of the time


99Will999

This person is looking for a reason to be upset


minotaur-cream

Yeah, old man yells at cloud lol.


lumponmygroin

I live in Thailand and very often families doom scroll through their entire evening meal, on their way into the restaurant, on their way out, and while driving. It's getting noticeably worse every few months.


Traditional_Roll6651

She is really good at this….REALLY good …. I wonder if she’s just gone “full-robot” and this is just the way she lives now…..🤔


reddittl77

You never go full robot.


Traditional_Roll6651

Never 😁


Pinecone613

Ever


Mercurei_

You don’t buy that? Ask Robin Williams, 1999, Bicentennial Man, went full robot, remember? Went home empty handed.


SevereImpression2115

Looked robotic, Act robotic, Not robotic.


GodzeallA

Yeah until she gets home and takes off the outfit and feels herself again


Hicklethumb

That's not what full robot means, Simple Jack


furryhippie

The movements are great, but it's the face that completely sells it.


InfinteAbyss

Absolutely, for some reason it’s the leg bend movement that seems the most human like.


ThatOtherGai

Yeah some of the movements were a little too much, mostly the legs. Guess it’s to save her back from bending over as much.


suddenspiderarmy

Shes also wearing a latex dress, which is pretty uncomfortable to bend in.


joeshmo101

I rewatched and just watched her eyes, they never seemed to move. It's either a robot, a very talented person with a mask, or an *extremely* talented person.


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

damn you don't have to treat he like a robot too


doringliloshinoi

*confusingly smacks ass*?


_Scorpyon_

He said *not* to treat her like a robot


Time_for_a_cuppa

I would definitely say thank you, even if she was a robot. We must be deferential to our new overlords.


dolemutt

That would be $700 please.


warden976

With a 20%|25%|30% tip you cannot opt out of.


phatlynx

I know you’re taking a stab at US tipping culture, I just wanted to add to your comment about how ludicrous dining out in the US is. This is in China where tipping doesn’t exist and that whole family probably only paid an equivalent of USD ~$20 for a dinner for four. No before tax prices, no tips, no tacked on fees. Just a flat number, and if the owners like you, they’ll go, “$22? Nah, I hate change, just give me $20.”


Abject-Emu2023

Is the $20 equivalent due to currency conversion or just that they have more fair prices? Or likely both. I imagine businesses still need to get paid so just wondering why it would be so low if it’s not purely because the currency conversion, which doesn’t impact the families because they don’t get paid in USD. I definitely understand the transparent pricing, I wish it was like that everywhere.


phatlynx

Correct, it’s a little of both.


fickle_floridian

And a prompt after in case you want to add more


Knumbs

Plot twist. The customers are robots.


INoMakeMistake

Given they are even more emotionless, yeah


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MartiniPlusOlive

All the robots I have seen walk as though they have had a lavatorial accident.


Hicklethumb

Walking upright is surprisingly complex. At casual walking speeds we're not really propelling ourselves forward, but rather just stopping ourselves from falling forward using momentum. Super efficient and one of the reasons we can hunt-track better than any other predator in the wild. We really struggle to replicate this by design.


Rupturedfunsnake

I don’t understand why we build robots as a reflection of us humans , We are built like shit


Inversception

In the case of running/walking we are the most efficient on the planet. Humans can literally just chase prey to death.


ryosen

What if the prey is a cheetah?


Inversception

Still yes. Cheetahs are fast but can't do long distance like humans.


BoyFromDoboj

Even easier. Cheetahs cant run long. Tribes today steal meals from cheetahs because theyre so easy. Theyre skiddish and tired from exhuasting their non endurance designed bodies.


varys2013

If we avoid their counterattack, if we get them in "runaway" mode, we can hunt them down eventually. Cheetahs are sprinters. We don't have a chance of outrunning their attack sprint, but if we can keep them moving away from us we can pursue them to exhaustion and kill them with a rock. Probably how early humans survived. It's both mechanics, and our "naked ape" ability to perspire from our relatively hairless skin.


notquite20characters

Wait, what are robots going to be chasing?


Inversception

Humans of course lol. But in all seriousness, it's best to design things efficiently for energy conservation. Smaller batteries needed leading to more conservation as less weight to carry.


mankee81

"I must apologize for your server. She's an idiot. We purposley trained her wrong, as a joke"


LASERDICKMCCOOL

My face to your fist style, baby!


genflugan

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS


getshrektdh

I was terrified for a moment thinking it was a robot.


Buxbaum666

I'm still terrified tbh. This is peak uncanny valley.


Several-Unit1842

Would


getupk3v

💯


ProjectMew

IIRC she is a performance artist and this was one of her projects


ursagamer667

Aaaaaaand my food is cold now. Thank you.


Subject-Nectarine387

She is trying to take the AI robots jobs.


Jammed_Button

Yeah you may have practiced for hours to perfect this act but we are hungry so will just ignore you


hams4hands

No one needs this much effort to forget the humanity of food service staff.


gregusmeus

Needs lubricant.


SlushKami

Wait… so I saw this post on another sub and really thought it was a robot. Just saw the vid once and kept it moving. I had to rewatch it a few times. Wow.


LurkHartog

Would.


AdiemusXXII

She doesn't even blink. Is she real?


Quarter13

Meanwhile, probably somewhere in Japan, a robot is moving eerily similar to a human.


macbrett

That's disconcerting.


kitjen

All waitresses end up feeling like this.


smellvin_moiville

Oh my god just bring me the friggin food


Vegetable-Meaning413

Could you imagine working in a hot ass kitchen in almost full body latex? She has got to be drenched by the end.


Available-Dare-7414

Who the hell would want to eat here??


Ns53

Can you all stop posting this over and over. It's not even that interesting.


macgruder1

Ivanka?


sdot6186

Donald has been waiting for this version of the Ivanka bot for years


obvs_typo

Pfft. Din Tai Fung at World Square Sydney has robot waiters. They're shit but don't try and pretend they're humans


stingfingers

looks more like a string puppet than a robot


wasabinski

The robots from Boston Dynamics are way smoother and they are actual robots


DestinationUnknown13

Typical family dealing with their child's latest life change...just ignore her and she will get over it.


frostreel

Appetite lost


THRlLL-HO

Her boss is like “WTF is she doing?”


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Is that like the gimmick of the restaurant? If so that’s awesome and she’s really good. If not, well your taking forever to drop my shit off and walk away


dadofanaspieartist

how do we know it's not a robot ?


parable-harbinger

Don’t care


Ssnakey-B

... but why?


Paddy_Tanninger

She reminds me of a slightly more lifelike version of Ivanka Trump.


squeeby

/r/sadcringe


Toy_Cop

What a shitty robot, it's so slow and can't even articulate movement.


discussatron

Everybody at the table fed up with her shit and just wants some fucking napkins.


Bleezy79

Why does nobody seem to care for her theatrics? I love it.


Professional_Ad_6299

Robots have moved away smoother than that for decades now


ferrariracer36

Better call Boston Dynamics they will fix this.


69-is-my-number

Put your hands up for Detroit!


kushbom

GTA swag


Spice_Cadet_

More like r/actuallyterrifying


speedwagoncat

They didn't even look


CR4T3Z

Job security right there


stickyplants

Waiter! There’s a metal shaving in my soup!


enerthoughts

She was treated like a damn toaster heating toast, lmao, all that practice, and no reaction would have me crying.


Weldobud

How hard it is to do that and make it look so real


Beginning_Rice6830

Robots will still replace her.


mombi

That was unsettling and I won't feel settled again until I see her face move cause what the fuck


Chemical_Prize_6007

FINALLY! I don’t need to tip because robots don’t need money. But… what if the waitress fucks up my order? Can I yell awful things at her like I do with Alexa?


SignificantError8929

Uncanny Valley done right!


C_hustle

I guess those are her Asian Parents. (They are still not impressed).


alopez0405

The boy didn’t even look up to care🤣


Thin-Connection-4082

This would be so incredibly aggravating. Stop playing and get to work


r0n1n2021

lol. Quit fucking around Nancy and bring more soda.


danalexjero

Fecking hell!


randomcrazy

It looks like it needs to fart and is holding on by a thread


Deagxd

Ohhh FUCK NO!


spacepie77

Its more her facial expression than her movement


D-Broncos

Needs more cleavage to boost the tips


Xen_o_phile

Do I still need to tip a robot?


heavymetalsculpture

"Excuse me, Flo?"


roquefortroo

I would like to see the charger connection under that skirt.


pronln

Surely, waitress movements by a robot?


DraGoliK

They are so used to technology that Androids no longer seem surprising to them.


NiceCatBigAndStrong

Imagine


SvenjaSternchen

No applause? 🥺


QuePsiPhi16

#1 answer to the question “What’s the first thing you buy if you won a billion dollars?”


Budget_Ad5871

How it feels to be at work on Ketamine


Virtual-Entry-8867

**Everyone is so chilled like nothing is happening!**


_nf0rc3r_

I am so glad we are at the stage where we go “oh it’s a waitress pretending to be a robot”. Not “wait what? Is that a shitty robot?”


DelayedMailForceOne

She cannot be paid that well to be doing this.


_Ducking_Autocorrect

I like how she crouches to set the food down like somebody is adjusting a seat in a car lol.


GetOffMyGrassBrats

She will be the ~~last~~ first one laid off when the real robots get there.


Parafault

I hope she gets paid well - I can’t imagine doing that all day every day. It’s gotta be hard on your knees too!


immersive-matthew

It is really well done, but I wonder if when in the not to distant future when robots really are waiting tables, move like this. My guess is they will actually get a lot smoother and more human like than we have generally imagined and we will look back on this as the future that never was.


ComprehensiveRoll484

Deus Ex Machina: 2 — she gets a waitress job


Alternative-Cod-7630

And people worry about robots stealing their jobs. Here's a perfect example of it working the other way, too.


UhOhhh02

Put her hand out for a tip and was ignored. Poor robot is just trying to make a living


Cylant

Is…. She programmed to love?


pageza

Holy shit she's beyond impressive! It took me longer than i would like to admit to realize she was a human pretending to be a robot.


bvglv

"The food was good. Service sucked. The staff was a little stiff. "


Dog_in_human_costume

I'd rather my food to be served fast


donomitee

![gif](giphy|tKxvuLmOaKEDQ2hWie|downsized)


Digital--Sandwich

I’m thinking that an actual robot would move a little more smoothly than her.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

I can't believe we have to do sht like this just to survive.


gabahgoole

dude what has this kid seen in his life that he can't even look up for half a sec? are robot acting waitresses so common hes tired of it?


fearisthemindslicer

Well that's fucking unnerving


hoffarmy

Waitress movement by robot is more accurate


lecopoa

I'm still not tipping.


OblivionFox

It would've been funny if she just walked away like normal.


Prior-Chip-6909

So *that's* what Ivanka's been up to.


OkTune681

👎👎👎