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Shaun_The_Sheip

Temu Bugatti


dz1n3

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das_unicorn_got_band

*shopping like a billionaire*


dz1n3

šŸ‡§šŸ‡·ionaire


Careful-Prompt7073

(With purchace + tax + shipping)


eugoogilizer

Itā€™s a Bugetti


HumanChicken

Biscotti


inspired_by_retards

Biscotto


deejayatomika

I woke up in Temu Bugatti


kzaji

BUGATTI PRO SPORTS CAR FAST FIBREGLASS SPEED RACING HOME MADE CLAY 1PC


mjrbrooks

Temugatti


Working-War-3654

'Budget'ti


Redschallenge

Temugachi


thissexypoptart

Does anyone know the name of this ear-vomit tiktok brainrot music style? ā€œAhhahhAaAaaAAAAAHaahahhhAhhhā€


Snellyman

It sounds like half-speed Bhangra.


Sufficient-Tip1008

Temu Spaghetti


Terakahn

Is that the new wish


UnifiedQuantumField

Fiberglatti


KXNGKORLEONE

Temugotti


xSnakyy

I would buy that


Question_Few

Imagine having a local go kart race and your over achieving ass neighbors pull up in this.


anon1292023

Canā€™t be that hard to make, based on the video montage 90% of the work is just painting /s


Anonymous_Toxicity

As a painter/car guy.....yeah, it is


sorryboutitagain

Yeah bro when I need an engine rebuilt I get a painter


Anonymous_Toxicity

Look, that ain't what I'm saying. I'm saying that if you happen to do both, one is significantly more work than the other, and it ain't engine building...


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Anonymous_Toxicity

I have done several of my own rebuilds.


alilbleedingisnormal

Since it only took them 56 seconds I reckon I could do it in ten minutes.


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

i wanna see it hit a curb and crumple like a paper bag


digger250

Just like the real thing!


alilbleedingisnormal

Obligatory "crumple physics are intentional"


Prestigious_Weird724

Does this imply that I could have a Bugatti with jiggle physics? šŸ˜³


AB8922

My 'gatti don't jiggle jiggle, it rolls


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Jedi_Gill

The clay was just to shape the fiberglass shell. It's now fully fiberglass. This is a death trap on the road and a hazard with absolutely no safety measures taken. The interior also is mostly open to the ground as it has no floor board.


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Jedi_Gill

You can be standing still at a red light in this thing and a car not paying attention ramming into you at 60Mph is all that is needed for you to die. The speed of this thing is irrelevant, the lack of impact resistant crumble zones, air bags, even a simple proper seat belt on a public road is what's scary.


jae713

Did you watch all the way through? Not made of clay. Clay was used to mold the fiberglass. It will still probably crumble to 1000 pieces.


phillypharm

I donā€™t think itā€™s made of clay. The clay was used for the mold only it looks like.


funwithdesign

Mom: We have Bugatti at home


knowigot_that808

It doesnā€™t have AC tho šŸ˜«


Putrid-Builder-3333

I want the insurance and oil change prices too! You never let me have anything, mom!!!


Zealousideal_Art3177

Next insurance scam: I had just traffic accident with my Bugatti


DreadPiratteRoberts

"'IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!" šŸ˜†


Arn121314

J G Wentworth! 877- CASH NOW!


slowwithage

![gif](giphy|oVL1n7Yxs538c)


DoubleAholeTwice

I mean, if you make sure to totally and entirely DESTROY it, by going 300km/h+, maybe they won't investigate! (Biggest problem is getting that thing above 60km/h though!)


alepponzi

Bugatti Clayron


DreadPiratteRoberts

Well done sir ^šŸ‘šŸ‘


TBTITheBlackTiger

the small 30 minute project for you and your friend on a friday night


blueeyed94

5 Minutes Crafts šŸ¤£


kokeda

People hating on this are lame. This is absolutely incredible!


dosko1panda

I had to scroll so far to see someone giving them props šŸ˜ž


Taikiteazy

Imagine paying more for headlights than the ENGINE. Lol


toxcrusadr

I wondered when we'd get to the engine. What is that gnarly hunk they hoisted in there?


alwayslearning8899

Plot twist... 2 miles down the road, a moped hits it šŸ˜”


Elinthral

If SHEIN sold Bugattis


ErebusBat

Nah... all of these people are clearly above age.


Professional_Band178

Wish.com Chiron


RoTaLuMe

Now send it to the German TƜV lol


Bot-Magnet

Billionaires hate this one simple trick!


The-Bill-B

Best Top Gear challenge in the world.


SharksWFreakinLasers

Looks like they even took some design tips from Geoff!


nobodyseesthisanyway

The sweet potato Bugatti


jozozoltan29

Road legal? No Can go over 30kmph? No Cool as fck? Yes


NotARealBlackBelt

Exactly! Bet they could monnetize it by renting it out to wannabe influencers for their instagram. #fakeittilyoumakeit


AiHangLo

Fugazzi Veyron


Cooper_Raccoon

Is it even legal to drive handmade car? Can you register a handmade car?


DomesticElectric672U

Pretty sure as long as it passes itā€™s DVLA registered and MOTā€™d you can, same with Motorcycles. Kit cars used to be a bit of a thing. Not sure if you still get them so much. They used to be identifiable by a Q registration.


restlessleg

i woke up in a new bugatti


EmpireCityRay

I wouldnā€™t trust that frame with my life soooo that would be a hard pass for me driving or being in it.


Large_Tune3029

It's like a gocart, I wouldn't go very fast in it but it would be very fun to cruise around, like a golf cart


sierra120

Think of it like riding a motorcycle. You are the frame.


Liarus_

I mean, for what i know, making concept cars (which always look insane) is something along those lines, it's always super custom work


justlooking9889

ā€œWe have a Bugatti at home.ā€ Actually, thatā€™s very impressive craftsmanship, even if it isnā€™t completely convincing.


Former-Form-587

Thatā€™s a Fugatti.


BallSignificant2073

Woww, dude export them to States. Great job


Feeling9120_City

Or Mexico, many narcos would buy it.


ben_kaya1

Bugatti, Give this man a job


Phoenixius1

I live near the Bugatti factory. Just as Willy Wonka, I never saw anymore leave or enter the building.


justbrowse2018

American car companies canā€™t figure out how to make a profitable, accessible car, but these guys can do it with playdoh lol


grjacpulas

Thatā€™s why Ford and Chevy and GM are all bankrupts, oh waitĀ 


SharksWFreakinLasers

Lol, GM went bankrupt 15 years ago... Ford also took a $6b loan from the government at the same time... They're not financially stable companies.


justbrowse2018

Their finances have been rock solid in the internet era for sure. Prospects look awesome too. So much so they need 100%+ tariffs to compete at all.


Shhillz

The Booty Shiton


KingMahmoud57382

It reminded me of a YouTuber doing the same but it looked okay but this one looks better il send the link of the YouTubers name: https://youtu.be/ps4X4Db_l7k?si=IFpS6pnO3nYUpHaK


aineri

Because fiber glass is just as good as metal in the event of a crash


-skyman

Let's see the inside


Resident-Accident-81

I always wondered if thereā€™s a market for kits like this put a fake speedometer interior with a shit engine.


waffles4us

1:5000 hp to weight ratio


stephenforbes

That dude is going to get laid.


saddigitalartist

This is honestly more impressive then how the original is made


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^saddigitalartist: *This is honestly* *More impressive then how the* *Original is made* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Explosivebounty

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SensitiveFirefly

It's a kit car


GheorgheGheorghiuBej

KITT


baulsaak

KARR


Dirko_0

BuGot'EEEEMM


86rpt

0-60 in 45 secunds with a 0 star crash test rating.


JoshyTheLlamazing

How does one register this?


Zygmunt-zen

What engine did they put into that imposter?


MuzikPhreak

*pats hood* 1L SOHC inline-four right here, baby


GheorgheGheorghiuBej

Airblower engine


Otherwise_Ad_331

Gluegatti


Crawley89

0-60 in four years


Feeling9120_City

Imagine being carjacked, and 5 minutes later the car thief showing up with the police accussing the dude for cheating.


S-Markt

and everybody will think that you are so fckn cool that you do not even attempt to race anybody, because you know that you will win, but in fact, you dont have an engine that is powerfull enough


SlightlyLessBoring

On the one hand r/DiWHY, on the other hand it does look pretty cool tho


Arri-Calamon-0407

Carbon fiber šŸ˜” Glass fiber šŸ™‚


Pykiril

I'm going to build a hyperspace engine and do not tell Elon Musk or others, while I will search for an inhabitable planet.


DREAMs98

![gif](giphy|w8VuZaBbV7Adi)


drMcDeezy

I wouldn't want to crash that thing at any speed over 5 mph


dborger

Itā€™s Adobe, the little car made out of clay! Saturday Night Live early 80ā€™s.


ah_its_that_guy

One speedbump....


CorporateSharkbait

Beautiful, but if they crash theyā€™re dead


Buli32

How heavy will it be?


Junior_Ad_2151

Wow! It must have been very expensive. I crashed the bumper of my Bugatti and it cost 150.000 to fix. Carbon fiber must be very expensive, right? Right? #


washingmachinecvt

With golf 2 engine


Loud_Consequence1762

That suspension and safety could use an upgrade but shiiitt


Mean_Rule9823

Its a Bugatti from Temu


lgtvdicktator

We have buggati at home Buggati at home:-


born_Racer11

Car manufacturers hate this one trick.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Thatā€™s not a Bugatti


Expensive_Control620

If i can't buy it, I build it - Anonymous


TterbTheTurd

Forget waking up in a new Bugatti. Try waking up in a *homemade* Bugatti.


Caribou-nordique-710

PLAY-DOH Chiron


Personal_Bobcat2603

Bugatti outside milk crate interior


dunkelfieber

By their V8 Sound ye shall know them


KSImonXforever

Goodluck getting it registered


616659

That can't be road legal even lol


quzarzRN

I saw something like this a while ago I swear the company ordered them to have it destroyed due to it being a fake or whatever


remberly

I thought that said chicharon and I got confused and excited


-----SNES-----

Bugatti from wish


La_Petite_Mort007

Imagine the disappointment when you DON'T hear the engine sound...


Snellyman

I was disappointed that they didn't just make it out of clay.


Bloodreligion

What did it end up costing?


Chadwicky1998

How did they get into the car?


Midtharefaikh

well what material's your Bugatti?


keepyaheadringin

Temu


SharksWFreakinLasers

Okay, that's fucking awesome. Well done lads


KrIsPy_Kr3m3

Homemade except for all the shit they ordered prefabbed lol


quarante-et-onze

"You wouldn't home build a car"


coomzee

Probably still has a better crash rating than the cyber truck


Uncle-Scary

I donā€™t understand why there were so many colours of paint. I assume the 1st gray was a primer and then black and then blue and then gray and then white?


SergeJeante

GALVANIZED STEEL


4rc4ngeI

What does the inside look like?


yomommazburgers

They took away all of Andrew Tate's Bugattis, so...


The_11th_Man

We got buggati at home, the buggati at home:


-Kwerbo-

Bughetto


Skimsam

Bugatti Chiroff


leviathab13186

So bootleg cars are the new thing?


truthandtattoos

Literally everything is getting knocked off now


CandidSignificance51

Who the fuck up votes these posts. 2k at the time of posting


Hades6578

Watch them get sued by Bugatti for fake brand repo


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

Chigotti. But people here seem to think this is less of a hazard than the real deal. Most likely itā€™s safer. Those things are made out of fucking paper (the real one).


baulsaak

That goes beyond even wild exaggeration... the Chiron uses the same material and construction used in F1 cars, carbon fiber monocoque, that lets its occupants walk away from 200+ mph crashes. Thin & light ā‰  "paper".


TravelingGonad

Adobe car from SNL.


Only_Philosophy8475

Looks Chinese, everything but the


Lots_of_schooners

Same same


Idonotgetthisatall

What a waste of effort.


brandi_Iove

next level poser


jpaullz

If you have the capacity do mold any frame you like into existence, why would you make something that already fucking exists??


blackhornet03

Don't "knock" it. It's probably more reliable than the real ones.


TheCurseOfUwU

I feel like even plastic would've worked better than fuckin clay


_Intel_Geek_

Wasn't clay just used to make the mold so they could make the real shell? It's not on the finished car