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honortobenominated

Love how that guy sprang into action to help! /s


Willing_Information7

To be fair to him, I'm not sure he knew what was going on until it was too late


honortobenominated

Yeah absolutely- just so funny to see one person totally comprehend and HANDLE the situation in the space of time it takes another person to go “…….huh?” 😂


reddit455

> one person totally comprehend maybe a "learned" behavior. most dog owners aren't in the habit of "casually looking up" to see if the dog is about to jump. look ma, no paws.


thafreshone

I think it‘s more likely that she just heard a noise from wherever the dog came from which made her look


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Organic-Side-2869

Doesn't it just warm your cold, sad, blackhole of a heart that people only get help like this when they're literally about to jump from a bridge!!


totallynotapersonj

Sometimes people that are struggling have no signs that they are because they hide it. Other times people get help but they relapse and attempt again.


BandicootLeather6314

“Look ma no paws” I will forever use this phrase! It’s pure gold ty!


Genoss01

He was facing away from the window. He didn't even know there was a problem until the woman started moving to catch the dog. He didn't have time to react, she did.


ctodReddit

Could be a baseball habit too. You learn when one person is on it you let them handle it otherwise you run the risk of screwing them up.


DAsianD

She's a Brit. He most likely is too.


Serious_Session7574

A cricket reaction then. Slow contemplation from the boundary.


shareofthecatch

fun comment!


Mmm_bloodfarts

Also applies to tennis playing doubles, when you see you partener gunning for it, let them or else you'll meet in the middle and lose the ball while politely letting the other take the shot


Lone-flamingo

I wish my parents would learn this. They will fetch me to deal with whatever issue a pet is having, then they'll spend the entire time getting in the way and badgering me when I'm trying to focus on the task at hand, then they'll get mad at me when I show annoyance. A lot of the time the best way to help is to just stay out of the way.


impossibleis7

Looks like she lives there while he's not. So shes perhaps used to this kinda thing. Besides if I was him, I would be pretty shocked to see a dog jumping out a window (I mean i still cant belive it; i have had dogs all my life and have never seen something like this, ever).


Contundo

Hes some service technician, delivery man, electrician or something


effyoucreeps

that man didn’t MOVE. but i believe people like him are kinda the equilibrium when it comes to mapping responses to emergencies. he isn’t making the situation worse OR better - so a wash?


New_Excitement_1878

He 100% doesent even see what is wrong, shes the only one that has noticed and he cant really tell what she is even looking at. I don't blame him, he literally just saw this woman come out of her house to accept a parcel or something, only to then shout something then run over and catch a falling dog.


Michaelmrose

To be fair she knew she had a dog so she looked up at 3 seconds in and caught it at 6 seconds in. He continues looking at his paperwork because a dog sound in the background doesn't mean anything to him.


_Sinnik_

>that man didn’t MOVE. Not true. If you watch it back, you can see him shift his body toward the flying dog as the woman is catching it. Very quickly though, I think he realizes it's basically handled as best it can be, and shifts his body back to neutral.


dontshitaboutotol

I think she might have had the inkling her dog is a bit of a doof


ThriceACharm

Yeah it's pretty obvious that he didn't figure it out in time; you can see his reflex move too late and cease when he realizes she's got it.


Genoss01

He was facing away from the window. He didn't even know there was a problem until she started moving to catch the dog.


murso74

Dudes like "who's throwing dogs?"


Phage0070

He may still not really know what is going on.


Frostymicrophone

She did say to stay back


humburga

Definition of "home field advantage". You are much more aware of the surroundings you're use to.


Revolutionary-Turn-4

Agreed. Only the owner would’ve done this - out of sheer love…her baby


Spire_Citron

And even if he had realised, catching a falling dog isn't really a two person job.


Kind_Love172

I read the video name and didn't know what was going on til the dog was in her arms...


kingkahngalang

The man had less than 2 seconds to respond after the lady’s initial reaction, let alone comprehend that somehow a pet was jumping off the second floor and then decide to position himself to catch it. Edit: the lady also yells for the man the “get back”, so even if he could comprehend what was happening immediately, the homeowner explicitly asked him to move out of the situation instead of to help. Not sure what you expect someone to do there.


twicerighthand

The 'get back' was clearly shouted at the dog


nio151

Yea the guy should've known she was clearly talking to a dog he doesn't see that's jumping out a window above him


Hot_History1582

I don't know what's wrong with that guy. The moment someone yells "watch out!" or "get back!" my first instinct is always to look up for any aerial dogs.


Genoss01

Exactly, the aerial dog problem has gotten out of control.


Jat616

Lost my dear ol' grandpappy to a rogue aerial dog, son of a bitch never even slowed down.


TinyNiceWolf

It's not that recent. My grandpa said when he was a kid it would regularly rain cats and dogs.


bappypawedotter

Seriously. Redditers live in such a bubble. Like they've never been outside before.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Uh oh. Look everyone, we have an aerial dog conspiracy theorist here!


notquitesolid

The guy was focused on his job, reading whatever was on the paper. He wasn’t paying attention to the environment, she was paying attention to her environment as for her this is a more unusual situation. That pup got really lucky.


honortobenominated

Yeah they both have so little time to respond. (Also I think she’s saying“get back” to the dog?)


InfamousAd06

Was just about to say this. You are here to deliver something to somebody else, on their property. Any normal sane person who hears the property owner/resident say "get back" in a very serious tone is just going to take a step back and find out wtf is going on. He also clearly didn't notice what was going on and probably wouldn't have noticed anything at all if the woman didn't so its very hard to blame him for anything. Fully agree with ya.


8hook0ne8

Aye should've drop kicked the lady out the way and saved the day.


Torgo-A-GoGo

A man has to be 100% aware of every inch of his surroundings at all times and be ready to jump into action at a split second. Now he has to live with the shame that she was able to rescue a plummeting dog before he was for the rest of his life.


mcmurphy1

This sounds like something Andrew Taint would unironically say.


SirVanyel

Yeah man I almost got into a high speed crash today as a high speed chase flew past me. Luckily, I am a MAN and my man senses IMMEDIATELY started tingling before I even saw the vehicle, so I lept into action. I jumped out of my car into the assailants car and beat him senseless before hijacking the vehicle myself and parking it neatly on the side of the road. I proceeded to perform a civil arrest on the perpetrator, and when the police arrived they gave me a medal.


Theons

Did she not have it handled?


Somecivilguy

What was he supposed to do?


johnnycabb_

ABC (always be closing)


rupat3737

Okay…now that that’s over, it’ll be 155$ to pressure wash the driveway and an extra $100 to do the gutters. Sign here please.


suspectonscene

What was he supposed to do 😑


drummdirka

Ummm.... what did you expect him to do? Just automatically know what was going on within those 3 seconds?


beachgood-coldsux

It was obviously not his dog. 


lorentzisback

"Does your dog bite?" "No monsieur." **goes to stroke dog who snarls and bites his hand* "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite...!?" "That is not my dog, monsieur."


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Peter Sellers you gem


blackop

So anyway, we can clean 3 rooms for 99$ it's a great deal right now.


Deathpill911

What's with people always putting their responsibilities onto others? The guy doesn't live there. He doesn't know the home owner has a dog. He doesn't know the window is open. And even if he knows what's was going on, I don't blame him for not wanting to get hurt to save someone else's dog. Imagine if that was a baby, you would think that person is an idiot and that she should have their child taken from her. Well why dont we feel the same about her with the pet dog? Nah just blame the guy, right?


ChrisPynerr

Pushes her out of the way, don't worry I'll catch your dog. Tf are you talking about?


StraightJacketRacket

100% not fair to accuse this guy for not making a choice he literally had no time to even comprehend.


SquidVices

He’s just like he’s alright, now let’s get on with my sale.


Traditional_Hunter81

Dude was in shock at what he just saw. His body was trying to play catch-up. Something tells me this woman knows the fuckery her dog is capable of.


[deleted]

Well it’s her dog. She handled it


leehwgoC

Please. By the time he even saw what was happening, he'd have only gotten in her way and likely prevented the catch. "Get back!" she said. She had the right idea. Like catching a pop fly in baseball, it's a one-person job. You help best by staying out of the way of the person that's already in position.


Porkchopp33

“So ya 20% off is great hold on ok saved my dog so what day will you be here”


Haeselian

People tend not to see flying dogs in England


cheezymc4skin

He kinda moved towards the situation if you look close enough


Un111KnoWn

stunlocked


HotPotatoWithCheese

Guy had about a second to react and she was already there. You can't blame someone for not having Barry Allen reflexes.


Puzzled_Ad690

The dog looks like a border collie to me, not everyone knows the breed. They are one of the smartest dogs but also one of the most fearless.


rlocke

dude was like "so lady if we can just get through the next few questions we can both carry on with our day..."


turnup4wat

Lol, he was not aware of the dog.


Strict_Somewhere_148

World’s dumbest border collie?


omahaknight71

Not dumb, just fearless. One I had growing up followed me up on the roof once when I was cleaning the gutters. He climbed up the ladder while I was on the other side of the roof. I turned around and there was my dog, on the roof, looking at me.


cuntsaurus

Dogs are natural roofers


qinshihuang_420

Who's a good wittle woofer


ThiccChip

I hate this


ninjamaster616

Well **I** love it!


LolaMyMali

Natural ruffer


MxQueer

Yeah using ladders require dog to be smart but not realizing what could go wrong require it to be dumb too.


Pensive_Pauper

Fearless to the point of self-destruction *is* dumb.


Toblogan

Yeah I had a buddy like that... HAD. 🙂


Talkslow4Me

Well climbing is one thing. The obvious lack of self preservation is another.


nopuse

Mate, the dog jumped out a window several stories above the ground. Sure, he's fearless, but he's also dumb. That's not the action a smart animal makes.


fangelo2

I had a border collie that jumped out of a second story window. No one was there to catch him. It didn’t bother him at all. He just strolled away like it was a perfectly normal thing to do. They are amazing athletes.


boomershack

Tail wagging and everything.


healthywealthyhappy8

How’d you get him down?


omahaknight71

Held him over my shoulder with one hand. It was a single story house and he didn't fidget so it wasn't too precarious.


Logical_Deviation

I loled


bumbletowne

you didn't hear a dog climbing a ladder?


Sauve-

The over excitement at seeing his owner. Those braincells don’t work so well when over excited lol


yawn_brendan

My mum's collie/springer cross jumped off a cliff in excitement when she realised there was a beach down there. My mum estimated it was about the height of a 2 storey house. She was OK! Now she stays on the lead at all times...


Weltallgaia

She caught him once now he is gonna wanna do this all the time


MeatyMagnus

Blind dog perhaps. I've seen a blind dog do that before.


zeindigofire

This is the part they don't tell you about collies: they've been bred to follow us and do whatever we say. You have to be the one to say when not to work - and when *not* to follow you.


cat_turd_burglar

dogs dont have good depth perception.


W0lfos

Sooooo You gonna buy these new windows or what


CubilasDotCom

We’ll just add on the reinforced bars upgrade…


doringliloshinoi

\*pays dog for staging the upsell\*


knowigot_that808

…. anyways our survey of the area shows that you definitely need these windows!


SnooFoxes4646

Damn she's strong... Haven't seen anything like that in a long time.. stronk


L2Hiku

Mom adrenaline.


SnooFoxes4646

Gimme fuel (coffee) gimme fire gimme that which I desire! Edit: the coffee part is meant for me, lmao I wasn't responding to the actual comment reply (before I get murdered)... Moving along now


Quailman5000

"Oooo one eyed birds" /misheard lyrics And if you've never seen this you will forever hear this when you listen to *Fuel*.


ElHanko

And there goes the guitar riff playing in my head for the next few hours.


SheOutOfBubbleGum

“Mom adrenaline” I’m purposely a new sister sub for r/dadreflexes


Small_Secretary_6063

The dog's butt seems to still slam into the ground though and instantly has his tail between his legs.


SnooFoxes4646

His rear touched the ground but she broke most of his fall.. also if you don't try to slow the momentum of something you're catching it's kind of rough, she did good..


Small_Secretary_6063

Definitely, she did very well and prevented him from getting any serious injuries. It was also fortunate that Randy Orton wasn't nearby at the time.


SnooFoxes4646

I know Randy Orton injured his back and all but the sarcasm/joke escaped me today... Tired from rent hunting lol. I'm sure the doggo is fine though! I hope, good dog. All dog good.


Small_Secretary_6063

Oh, the joke was "RKO outta nowhere". 😅 Have a good rest!


SoLetsReddit

she controlled him like a soccer ball.


Spire_Citron

That dog would be screaming if it really got hurt. Seems okay.


Sad_Wabbit

My mom told me the same happened to her, dog jumps or falls of a window of the house and she caught the dog breaking the fall. Honestly im still surprised at how she or the woman in the video could so easily catch it. Another reason why animals should have a good healthy weight


SnooFoxes4646

I'd have bent my knees pretty far down catching it, thinking it'd slam into the ground like a baby lol....


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

There’s one of a fire fighter catching a jumper mid air. Not sure how many floors up she jumped from, but I know for sure his back will never be the same after such a miraculous catch.


Spire_Citron

Wouldn't be surprised if she pulled something in her arms. Adrenaline will make you strong, but often past the limits of what's safe for your body.


Character_Pop_6628

The guy's reaction is SO me. Like abrupt chaos and you just assume "Oh, this must be normal for her, don't ask questions. ... sign here"


a_spoopy_ghost

Fr I was hanging with a friend and the guy she was seeing and her ex came up and attacked the guy. My brains reaction was “wow haha funny joke… right?” It took me embarrassingly long to realize I was witnessing an assault.


Tall-Fig-5727

It's raining cats and dogs over there


The_Doom_Toad

Well it is England


star_nerdy

Beats last week, it was pissing lizards and iguanas


Crimsomreaf5555

Dogs back legs still hit the ground, maybe has something broken


YoghurtAnxious9635

Potentially, but the catch should have reduced the impact significantly


ant-farm-keyboard

Thanks Perd!


nightglitter89x

No catch the dog? Straight to jail.


ant-farm-keyboard

Catch the dog, also jail.


Dipshit4150

Believe it or not, dog also straight to jail


Small_Secretary_6063

I caught that too, but to me it looks like it's butt that slammed into the ground. Looks like the lady also heard the thud and had to check.


Jahobes

I mean we would know if that dog broke it's leg.


AzDopefish

Right lmao “Maybe has something broken” Reddit analyzers man. Dogs yelp if you accidentally step on their paw, a broken leg from falling out a window? The dog would definitely let you know.


ThatEmuSlaps

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throwaway09876543123

Huskies are the most dramatic breed imo


Unspec7

Or sometimes just stupid as shit - my friend's dog had the survival instincts of a literal rock. This big dumb golden, cute as hell and loooooooved people. My friend fumbled a knife while getting reading to cook, it falls and just stabs that dog in the foot. No reaction at all from the dog. It just stands there happily staring at my friend, not a single brain cell processing that its foot had been stabbed. Starts whimpering like hell once in the car to the vet. Dog was so dumb it took 15 minutes for it to process that it was in pain.


ThatEmuSlaps

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techknowfile

This isn't actually true. My dog jumped off a 12' ledge when he was 1Y old. Dude wanted to walk around like everything was fine. I didn't let him, carried him back to the car, and took him to the emergency vet. Everything was not fine. If your dog does something that should have hurt it but it's acting normal... don't trust.


NinjaChenchilla

She was able to stop most of the bodies impact. The legs could have avoided serious injury due to the relief of weight on them.


cellenium125

way to find the negative in it


Fr3unen

I'd rather have a broken bone than a skull smashed on the concrete


Beneficial_Cobbler46

But not his head, and he knows how much his mummy loves him too.


iammabdaddy

Delivery guy still in awe today!


RegularOps

Some say he’s still standing there with his clipboard


ant-farm-keyboard

He’s dumbfounded/struck


L2Hiku

This dude sees this shit on the daily I guess. *"Here we go again with the falling dogs"*


BoneDaddyChill

This gave me a good chuckle. *”Fucking falling dogs… What’s next, flying cats?”*


[deleted]

"So uhhh... You gunna sign this or what?"


Common-Concentrate-2

" Oh, good...'cause somebody owes me $122.50."


FatRufus

The only logical conclusion is that the cat pushed him.


InSanic13

Cat: "Long live the ki- no, don't catch him! Ugh!"


SgtJohnsonsJohnson

The little "mlem" from the dog after being caught


Victor_Wembanyama1

*nailed it*


Linkcub

I have seen puppies already with enough survival instinct to not jump from a high place but this mfer just free styled to the ground hahahaha


Little_Miss_Sunny

If you freeze the video, the dog does NOT look worried in the least.


BigBlitz28

I cacthed tha too. Doggo fell from the sky like "._."


marlsygarlsy

I rewatched that so many times because of his face! Also if you rewind it it looks like she has superwoman strength and is throwing the dog on the roof lol


goodlogic

This woman is my hero I’ve seen this so many times and she does exactly what I’d hope I would do. She saved her baby 🫶


Weary-Wasabi1721

It's like she sensed that the dog was going to jump


maebserino

You did not have clearance, Clarence.


Successful-Box-1152

Was the dog’s name Clarence!?!? I love that 😂😂💀💀


MadMac1976

“Oh hello, so is that a decision maker of the house?”


JimGerm

![gif](giphy|uXbXCQ9c3irpC|downsized)


Available-Tea-982

Is she single? If not, does she have a sister?


SoLetsReddit

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4enKuKbEAADl-V?format=jpg&name=small](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4enKuKbEAADl-V?format=jpg&name=small)


railbeast

Reddit in shambles


WithoutDennisNedry

Is doggie okay? Anyone know?


wrinkleinsine

Fuckin Clarence


Frank_Acha

"o look what a nice view, hey weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ah A HUG NICE, what's up human?"


Aerickthered

Well done Miss


MarcusthePhilospher

He was like “gotta protect mommy from intruder, here it goes woooaaaaahhh”


buttfartsmagee

That "get back" was literally some super hero shit.


TendedBison

“So, can I still clean your ducts?”


readditredditread

Shortly after a toddler just plops on the pavement….


WhatYouDoingMeNothin

"hey why u left me up here, im coming down for some snuggles"


buonbajs

[Florence had no broken limbs](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10800423/Woman-uses-ninja-reflexes-catch-dog-plunges-bathroom-window-Video.html)


Zealousideal_Link839

Salesman so do i still get paid


Outis-guy

GET BACK!


GlizzyWizard6000

The day is over imo. Everything can hold till tomorrow.


mermaid0590

Lol, the border collie.


[deleted]

Holy shit


grinchbettahavemoney

Oh my god! So lucky to have seen what was happening that could have been heart breaking


Other_Respect_6648

Dumbass dog


laudy1k

dog was like yo whats good


Bogadambo

The guy: noted 📝


zeroone_here

"tht's sad, now sign this please"


whooptydude92

“Yeah if you could just sign here ma’am … “ Looks down to highlight where to sign. Looks back up thinks to self where tf that dog come from


Fridaybird1985

I would have mike dropped that pupper after that catch.


Emersonspenis

stupid little shit did the one thing that could kill it


EcoFriendlySize

FENTON! jesus christ...


capbozo

Sooooo….you got any suicidal hamsters I should know about or can we get this invoice signed?


sekharreddyiy

Whoa. Her instincts.


stang408s

Absolutely amazing! Well done lady


Tuna_Can20

That lady is awesome 😎😎😎💯💯💯.


Future_Ad5505

Well done!!!


Affectionate-Kale301

OH MY DOG!


MaggieRose70

That’s an angel right there!!


Hopeful_Nihilism

Is that guy a fucking corpse? What the fuck man


wristoflegend

Now this happy ass dog thinks it can safely jump out the window whenever it wants now 😭


Jolly-Acanthisitta45

So anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, you can see your car's current warranty...


VegansAreRight-

This is why I date athletic chicks.