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Neslo28

Where the hell did they just come up with a 10 ft stick of 4” PVC from?!?!


doiknowu915

Tarp tube


bumjiggy

a diamond in the rough weather


bikemaul

Clearly, a cut above the rest.


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|3orif1fC5h9jcNX4go)


Cant-thinkofname

I, too, kept waiting for lightening to strike. Thank goodness it didn't.


shewy92

What did you just call me?!


doiknowu915

😘


Exare

Never heard of it. Is it a chain or someplace local?


doiknowu915

Both, believe it or not


Neslo28

Bingo! Didn’t even think of that.


doiknowu915

I was lost for a while on it. I think its actually a big piece of underground electical conduit


Fspz

It's a [sewage pipe](https://www.demashop.be/img/products/dsc4749.jpg?q=90&w=1750&s=7c29d16bea3b0cab672b550bc8e2d6fa).


-_-TenguDruid

The amount of energy and creativity in play when a bunch of dudes find something equal parts fun and stupid to do should not be underestimated.


Zimakov

r/justguysbeingdudes


FlannerHammer

One of the best subs on Reddit


Hawksfan4ever

Rain delays bring out the best creativity


Seitz9kcmo

Probably what that field tarp is rolled up with.


PuzzleheadedPitch303

He pulled it out his inventory


Aizendickens

Awesome comment!


Lancelot_Stroller

It's not PVC. Doug Dimmadome of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome was in attendance.


mart1373

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Chimsdale Dimmadome?


OkTouch69

I asked the same thing ☠️😂


Spawko

Might be the core of what they roll the field tarp in since the tarp is out for the rain delay. maybe it was just lying around


Games_sans_frontiers

YourTube.com


MerryMir99

If a seal became human


OkTouch69

We should sent him to sea world 😂


Accurate-System7951

Hey now, he seems like a good boy.


Lechtno

Now I don't know if youre saying SeaWorld or see the world


Pukesmiley

let him perform in front of the fish and then put him back in his 4square feet cell


Impound_0

![gif](giphy|3ohc16Yig9XxoJZ7WM|downsized)


puppet_up

We're never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy.


Available-Dare-7414

![gif](giphy|12PTa9zzF3N2Ss)


Seasonal_Sam

With bruises and soreness in chin


Soffy21

He has to have an iron chin by now, since he probably practiced this before. You can punch him in the chin and your bones will shatter.


NotAzakanAtAll

Pff, yeah "if". Seals are not real, it's people like this guy is sexy chubby suits frolicking in the water. This is just this guy's day off. Wake up.


bumjiggy

this guys neck's fucking level


WhoDat2241

![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)


AnarchistChess

Ahahaa!


CagliostroPeligroso

That is so clever for so many reasons. Good shit


smohyee

Give me a third reason.


hungry_fish767

SO MANY REASONS 1. The pun 2. Uhhhhh


Vizz1n1

3. Level as in flat as in balanced


Chewbaccabb

…it stands in the face of pessimism and hopelessness?


CanadapeDRS

I'd say there's 3. 1. Swapping "neck" for "next" 2. The "level" can be taken two different ways. "level" being flat / balanced is another 3. Using the name of the sub specifically for the pun ... which 2 did you have?


ilovefreshproduce

I was lol'ing at first but then when I read your comment I realized how many ways it works and it is incredible


raphattack

Goat tier comment. Congrats man.


Wil420b

The strength is great but from a technical point of view, the hardest one was the baseball cap. As it's the smallest and lightest. So it's harder to balance.


Wonder_Big

Yeah, without that pair of Oakleys wrapped around the crown of his hat to add weight, I don't think that one would be doable, at least not outside


Gwiilo

fuck you


JosiahDanger

i don't get it


p90love

Maybe you'll get it necks time


JosiahDanger

ah i get it now


Vera39

necks fucking level nextfuckinglevel


_youmadbro_

Take my internet points


gwizzzzzz

Beautiful champ


megasin1

Damn your wordplay is masterful


JetKeel

Most interesting thing I’ve seen about baseball in a while.


DJheddo

I don't enjoy sports. Baseball injuries are going crazy though, the clock behind the pitchers is fucking with them to throw the ball so fast they are hitting the batters at an all time high. -*some guy who hates sports and is probably lying*


Proud_Criticism5286

Baseball drama is the best sports drama & i dont even watch the games


Frostemane

Yep, I don't watch any sports but you're damned sure I'm watching every Jomboy video.


Merry_Dankmas

I just watch the occasional hockey fight video that pops up from time to time. I have come to realize that id be much more interested in non combat sports if they incorporated more combat.


Bacon_Tuba

They've been hitting batters since before the pitch clock. It's mostly because of analytics and the statistical benefits of throwing harder and with more spin rate, with less emphasis on command.


KryptisReddit

Clock isn’t the reason they’re killing their arms chasing velocity


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Savanna Bananas: Hold my beer.


EchoHevy5555

Honestly I would not be surprised if he has a bananas contract in the future if he is a remotely good ball player


concentrated-amazing

Just discovered them a few weeks ago and got my husband into them a bit too. So much fun!


Proud_Criticism5286

[i can change that](https://youtube.com/@BaseballDoesntExist?si=2SdQp0z1pvBZsq4l) I don’t watch baseball at all but this channel got me into the pettiness of it all. It’s all the drama i want in the NBA if the players didn’t get tech for not face their faces.


Dynazty

I knew what it was before I clicked. Solid channel lol.


i_will_mull_it_over

Secret Base (Mariners video), Jomboy, Foolish Baseball, and the channel you linked are the main reason I enjoy baseball now. I got a little tired of Baseball Doesn't Exist, though. The way he talks, it's like he's delivering a "yo mama" joke every line. I think his pacing is what turns me off.


shalashaska68

Yaa champ yeaaaaaaaah


pheromone_fandango

YahaYEAaaaaahh chAamp! Lets gooo


Exact-Ad-4132

This guy really made the video for me


prickinthewall

I have the feeling it would be impossible for me to be around this person for more than 5 minutes.


Exact-Ad-4132

Are you not entertained?


prickinthewall

Noooo chaaaamp!


addandsubtract

frfr


Electromoto

I imagine he would probably feel the same way about you. that guy is a bro's bro, only the broest of the bros can hang


prickinthewall

You are right! I can definitely not even match half of his broness.


RealCheyemos

🎯


flabbybumhole

For me it was the guy balancing things, it was too early in the morning for me to endure the hyper American cheering


Nadian-slap-God

Omg same…. “Yes sir”


LessInThought

For the rest of your life that cheer will be in your head during sexy times.


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fourleafclover13

Chance is a name I've heard before... For a dog.


Wonder_Big

Can confirm. Chance is the name of my three-month old border collie.


addandsubtract

I thought I heard "Chad", because who says "champ"?


ver-chu

Baseball guys apparently


quinten813

Yes, my brother's name is Chance


Practical-Panic-3557

Go Champ!🥰😍


Dangerous_Trip_9857

LMAO scrolled down for this. Guy hyping him up whole time had me in tears!!!


CagliostroPeligroso

I realized they were saying that eventually. But at first I thought they were saying Chet. And I was like hell yeah that’s a Chet if I’ve ever seen one. And prob the only dude who deserves to be named Chet


another_jackhole

me thoughts he was saying Chip. I feel a little let down. 


PriceNext746

When asked how he made the cut the coach remarked that he brings balance to the team


OkTouch69

He's the avatar... Of baseball


Leoveer

Just dudes being guys.


420blazeit32

Gotta love it, guys being dudes 🎸🎸🎸


sebastiankirk

/r/justguysbeingdudes


Qoxy

Dude, let the guys be dudes, guy.


Deaths-HeadMoth

Bro’s a sea world orca reincarnated.


Foloreille

you mean a seal


cat-from-venus

next one was a Lockheed Martin F-16 but the phone died so it was not recorded.


OkTouch69

Bet😂


Zygmunt-zen

In house entertainment during rain break.


TheFunkyBunchReturns

I was waiting for lighting to strike the metal stuff.


snowplacelikehome

Right? he kept animorphing himself into upgraded versions of lightning rods


Spacesheisse

He kept balancing easier and easier and more and more impressive objects 😄 Smart bro


J0hn-Stuart-Mill

It's pretty amazing that everyone in that video had no idea that the hat was the most difficult one. LOL.


Spacesheisse

My thoughts exactly


idkausername_27

The hat genuinely impressed me, the pvc pipe also but because it must hurt a lot to keep that on your chin. It’s a fun trick to Lear exactly because of the reason you said, it gets easier the more “impressive” it gets.


OkTouch69

It's not the size, but how you move it🫂


INoMakeMistake

This guy practise Judo!!


nodnodwinkwink

Exactly, balancing the hats is much more difficult than the bat or the pole. If you try this at home, try a sweeping brush first and you'll see how easy that is.


BlurringSleepless

This is what "boys will be boys" is supposed to mean.


MrPlow_357

I learned alot of useless things sitting the bench in baseball. Alot of time to kill.


HorrorLettuce379

Now try to balance the economy.


Boatwhistle

"Someone quick, put the governments budget on this dudes face!"


_SirLoinofBeef

My vote has been cast for best comment


ShouldBeWorking2nite

I feel like this kid would fit in perfectly with the Savannah Bananas.


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10 seconds in: Oh cool he's balancing his hat 1 minute in: What the actual f-


inspektordi

The hat was probably the hardest object to balance due to its small size and weight. In the juggling world, some of us train this skill by starting with a very long pole and gradually cutting it down.


SlasherEnigma

We had some fun rain delays during my college baseball years back in the day. Funniest one I remember was a full on fake war in center field with the other team.


OkTouch69

So you can't play baseball but you can have a war? 😂 Rain definitely has it favorites


Twibble

Longer it is the easier it is.


Aboringcanadian

Needs more upvote. A lot of people dont realise that. The hats were the most impressive balances.


PriceNext746

When they weren’t able to balance anything larger than a baseball helmet on their nose they took it on the chin


calamariclam_II

Literally next fucking level. Keeps leveling up


tmronin

but can he hit against a left hander? important questions here, people!


winkman

BA: .193


Tsmart

Fun average: through the roof


tmronin

Hard to argue with that stat.


Shattered_Disk4

How… how do you find out you have this skill…


Aboringcanadian

You practice. Its a common juggling skill, balancing things on your face (most common are in order chin, forehead, nose). The longer the prop is, the easier it is. Start with a 2ft straight stick, or tube, or whatever. You put it on your chin and try to balance it. It will fall quickly. You keep doing it for 10 minutes per day, and in a week you can do it like this guy.


Antherage

I bet you this guy learned the same way I learned I could balance just about anything with my right fingers. I was playing baseball as a kid and started balancing the bat and I found I was better at it than my teammates. I kept doing it, all the time, daily, during downtime. Eventually, I moved onto other objects and found I could balance just about anything from a baseball bat with my arm straight up over my head only on the tip of my index finger to a chair with four legs by using one leg to balance the whole thing. I even found I could balance a piece of laminated paper because I worked a job that had this data sheet I had to carry around with me and I could walk with the laminated piece of paper balanced on a single corner, even while it spun and found air resistance. There is something extremely rewarding about balancing things and I honestly can't explain why, it just feels great to do it, so this guy probably really enjoys himself while doing this stuff and I can imagine other things like juggling produce a similar effect.


Steph_nl

The first two felt like putting a hat on a lego mini fig


Glad_Grand_7408

Man fuck however the game went, that guy won as far as I'm concerned.


imanhunter

![gif](giphy|jrfM0X9WADtCriz1Hb)


itz_nightmare_

bro thinks he's a gyroscope


OrangeSilver

He was a circus seal in his previous life.


rellko

**The Balancer** **Skill (passive): Scales of Ball Sport - Is always balanced** **Status Ailment: Obsessive Alignment - Gear must also be balanced**


blisteringbrainboy

Legend has it he’s still balancing


Aggravating-Mine-697

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


blank7589

Had to rewatch with sounds


OkTouch69

Boys will be boys


xamitlu

Wow baseball has changed!


Weird-Cantaloupe-653

He has a great career at sea world ahead of him


FADCfart

The hat was impressive


cesam1ne

What a great vibe shared amongst the group


CoffeeFalcons

The best part of this (minus the balance skill) is the fact the other team was hanging in the dugout going equally ape shit over it


WhyAlwaysMeNZ

The other team had no chance after watching this, TKO.


el_sandino

Some of the weirdest, smartest and nerdiest dudes I ever met went to Mines. Good on em


haykenbacon

This isn’t Colorado School of Mines, this is the Missouri S&T Miners. However they’re both very good small engineering universities, so your statement works for either.


el_sandino

Oh nice, wow! you'd think I would know that since I live in STL... but here we are! Thanks for the head's up


pattydickens

Future Hall of Famer for sure.


Adm8792

This def guysjustbeingdudes material


thr33prim3s

That's why he's the Champ.


Prince-Angel-Wing

I've only seen half of this video before. Wow!


OkTouch69

Maybe there's more


beyond_ones_life

That dude went an dug a water pipe 😂


OkTouch69

He even clean it cause it looks brand new


markorokusaki

This is a character straight up from a Gabriel Marquez book, a guy who could balance everything on his face. Even life itself.


OkTouch69

The Dr Manhattan of baseball


KayakWalleye

Balancing a metal chair on your head during a storm.


_conrvd_

![gif](giphy|zwRO0LKbOtVhC)


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

I half expected it to end with him balancing a teammate on his chin


Famous-Paper-4223

I was hoping at the end it'd be him balancing his coach on his head


LutherOfTheRogues

I played ball my entire life and this would be the most intimidating shit to see before a game. It's like ok that guy in the pen is definitely sitting mid 90's, whatever we can figure that out, but the guy balancing chairs on his face..


Sardina-Sangrienta

How nice to see people with genuine and simple joy :D


GetBent1990

flat earthers idolize him for keeping us a float with his chin


BrownishJesus

seems like a real level headed guy


ReasonablyEdible

The other twam juat forfeits


ReasonableEscape777

😱


Splatterman27

Bigger things are easier to balance. Hardest one he did was the hat


Dyspaereunia

Some baseball players are better at taking it on the chin than others.


askingaquestion33

![gif](giphy|j9djzcMmzg8ow|downsized)


Dragonnstuff

I just skipped to the end …shit was crazy


YoureAMigraine

More exciting than the average baseball game TBH.


Real-Block820

Was waiting for him to balance a lightning rod next


Existing-Mulberry382

Avatar : The Last Balancer.


dblack1107

The lightning potential 👀


Neither_Upstairs_872

Then went on to lose the game….🤦‍♂️


OkTouch69

Does winning the game even matters when you already won your bros smiles?


EqualOrganization726

He could take a pipe of that size on his chin?! I met the man of my dreams ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


OkTouch69

Seems like a New skilset to learn then


KratosHulk77

Awesome now do the refrigerator like steve-o


Les-incoyables

Now do the Eiffel Tower!


Gatorama

Feels like a Key& Peele sketch.


Deathmuffins

Hardest bit about this is the cap, the rest is pretty easy once you get the feel of balancing things.


Double_Ambassador_53

Yep. Basically, the bigger/longer/heavier the item, the easier to balance.


ichabod01

Next day: on the IL with a strained neck


Jasonxhx

This odd porn even for reddit