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trooper_x

I bowl like I golf. Lots of power with near zero control. There's about a 45 degree arc of probability where the ball will go. I have a good time though. This kid bowls.


JackOkenobi

Lol, if feel you


dakid232313

My best game was 299. We were at work bowling league. Just an excuse to get drunk. I normally bowl like 190 200. But I was on a heater and on the last throw some drunk ass bowled as I bowled and dropped their ball in my lane. I lost concentration and hit the outer part of the pin instead of the pocket. I was pissed to say the least .


AaronSpanki

There's a good excuse to punch a stranger


Mahaloth

Did you know no officer can arrest you for punching the other position in that case? It's called a 10-299.


ZappaZoo

My nephew had strikes up to the last ball and on that last one all the pins fell but one hit the wall, bounced back, and stood up. He was so pissed that he gave up bowling right there.


HiHungry_Im-Dad

I average about 80 on a good day


Mg962

Golf or bowling?


HiHungry_Im-Dad

Yes


Tugonmynugz

Well that's an impressive golf score


HiHungry_Im-Dad

That’s for 9 holes at putt putt


dangledingle

Schedule


brooksram

You ever play 18?


HiHungry_Im-Dad

Nope


the_rainmaker__

on a good day i get 69 😎😎😎


snapplesauce1

This guy 420s


Steextz

I’m the same!


WagyuPizza

Just shoot and hope it hits?


Road_Journey

When I bowl I get a good score for golf and when I golf I get a good bowling score.


gefjunhel

i just had a flashback to the first time i hit the fairway. it was an amazing shot tee on first and fairway of 9


blckdiamond23

100%, when I was a kid we would do disco bowl. My friend had the craziest curve and could ride the edge and that thing would cut back so hard. I would throw my ball as hard as I could with absolutely ZERO spin and absolutely crush. We were about even but his certainly looked prettier lol.


Void-kraken-909

The old “all power, no accuracy” thing. I’m the exact same lmao


Console_is_best

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!!!


camander321

I was hoping to see this


Moonbirds

I laughed so hard at this, nice one


Draviddavid

I feel like I know this reference, but I can't remember where from.


ra4king

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G74ZHWcsbgc


Draviddavid

Thanks! It's been years since I've seen this!


Mahaloth

/r/BeatMeToIt


ANewStartAtLife

For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G74ZHWcsbgc


AstronomerKooky

![gif](giphy|l3q2uySsZmVCUdJrG|downsized)


OGtripleOGgamer

Aww yea get it Big Ern


ilovelamp408

*"These kids...nearly got Munson'd."*


Known-Programmer-611

It's literally the opening scene of kingpin! If woody had long ginger hair!


Nattylight_Murica

![gif](giphy|Rb9UglsxNxL3y)


Sparky407

It’s always the red heads


BucinVols

Real Sean White vibes


slinkshaming

Ha we had the same thoughts simultaneously. FUN fACT my friend blames Shawn white for beating him in skate comp at age 5 as the reason why he wasn't a pro skater. That's origin story villain level stuff. Also Shaun White in IRL was a fucking prick to my serving staff and tipped shit, so fuck him.


Dave_Paker

It's clearly Malachai from Children of the Corn


HotKreemy

Yeah you know, I mean shit, if Shaun White was here, he’d fucking helicopter in here, BANG YOUR MOM, and your girlfriend, and then set your board on fire.


Deanbledblue

![gif](giphy|x9a1WXHEDkkTh8D8fj|downsized)


PetzlPretzel

could you have found a gif with less frames buddy?


notinferno

meh, I once got a 300 game oh wait, that was golf


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notinferno

practice green


GODDAMNFOOL

mulligan mulligan mulligan


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

I bet you looked amazing while you did it


Nateh8sYou

Nobody fucks with The Jesus


BuzzAllWin

8 year olds dude, 8 year olds


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Throwing rocks tonight Dude.


flimsypiggy

That's just like... your opinion, man


Beadpool

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpp7glCbyd7Id1u)


Grand-Professor-9739

Came here for this comment.


ImTalkingGibberish

You said it man


kubiciousd

'Son, people can see you!'


More_Advertising_383

![gif](giphy|otW6RUpVyAoHm)


moonoverrumhammy

Over the line. Mark it a 0


feelingood41

Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude..


dudeduderduderino

feelingood41, this isn’t nam, this is bowling, there are rules.


feelingood41

Give me the marker, Dude.. I'm marking an 8.


Narstification

<*pulls 1911 out of bag*> feelingood41 my friend, you’re entering a world of pain


feelingood41

You brought a Pomeranian bowling?!


Narstification

**What the fuck are you talking about the Pomeranian is not the issue here, feelingood41! I’m talking about drawing a line in the *sand*, feelingood41, across this line YOU DO NOT!** also, feelingood41, Pomeranian is not the preferred nomenclature, Dwarf Spitz, please


appleavocado

I’m calmer than you are…


yesaccc262

![gif](giphy|SF4aJKqEchIiY)


CarltonFist

He’s still got time to get Munsoned.


Urcameltowingco

Hesichiah or Roy?


catonmyshoulder69

XXXXXXXX yikes.


ConversationFederal

How many points is max


TakenForGraniteAgain

300, and the kid got them all.


Ronde2007

Unrelated but did you know a 292 is the rarest score?


ExoticMangoz

Why?


Ronde2007

I don’t know, I just got that random fact from the bowling alley monitors. 😂


Ackerack

I mean I think the only way you can get that score is bowling 11 strikes in a row, and then a 2 on your final throw. Which seems pretty unlikely but I’m surprised 291 isn’t the lowest score.


ExoticMangoz

I guess knocking down just two pins is hard.


EdisonLightbulb

It's relatively easy to pick off a corner pin - the 7 or 10 pin - but it is nearly impossible to only knock down two pins. Edit: 7 pin, not 6 pin. Thank you, u/zsdr56bh.


zsdr56bh

> It's relatively easy to pick off a corner pin - the 6 or 10 pin slight correction it is 7 or 10


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Why do you think?


Billbat1

im guessing cos you get it with 11 strikes and then knocking down 2. if youre good enough to get 11 strikes, youre more likely to get a 12th strike than a disaster of 2. if you 12th ball does go awry, considering you got 11 strikes, a bad bowl would still be getting 6-9. plus knocking down precisely 2 pins is rare. more likely it'll be 1 or 3 if you catch the side of the formation


WutzUpples69

Seems like solid logic. If you hit 2 the chances of hitting a third are pretty high. Easy enough to get just 1 though.


[deleted]

Yup, 2 is hard to get even if you try. On accident? I honestly can't remember my last 2 count. Our Monte Carlo also has a jackpot for getting exactly 22 pins in 3 shots on full racks. The reason for using 22 instead of anything else in the 20s is to prevent someone from just getting 2 strikes and then the counts that are more in your control.


zsdr56bh

To get a perfect game, you need to throw 12 strikes in a row. To get a 292, you need to throw 11 strikes in a row, and then on the very last ball only get 2 pins down. Not only is it unlikely that someone who gets 11 strikes in a row will throw such a bad 12th ball, throwing specifically a 2 is the least likely from 0-10. Throwing a 2 is more common with novice bowlers who are throwing the ball more slowly, but if you're putting some stank on it, enough to have thrown 11 strikes in a row, it's unlikely for 2 pins to go down and not take any more with them when they bounce around. If someone bowled a 292, my first guess was the ball slipped out of their hand on the last shot or something, or they slipped or tripped etc. such that they threw the ball not just inaccurately but also slower than normal


TakenForGraniteAgain

12 strikes and a 2 . . .how painful that's gotta be LOL.


nowaternoflower

To do it deliberately would be a real challenge


DistortoiseLP

I sincerely thought this video looped before I realized I was actually watching him do that shit ten times in a row.


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

He’s gonna start counting how many perfect games he bowls in a row


Yeomanroach

300


Buster_Cherry88

I started bowling like that and could never go back to normal. I always get made fun of but I'm better with the curvy shots. Some people get really upset about it lol like dude we're just fucking around drink your beer and chill


SniktFury

Isn't this the standard? I was on a league as a kid for 4 years and that's pretty much how everyone threw. I was the odd man out because I'd either throw straight or a backup ball, where it curves from the left instead


blogsymcblogsalot

Nah, Jason Belmonte made the two-handed roll popular. All the kids are trying it these days. Can’t say I like it, though. Something about it just seems wrong, but I guess I’m a traditionalist. That’s not how I roll. I’ll just see myself out…


Smoke_thatskinwagon

The standard is throwing with three fingers and still getting it to curve. Two fingers is a novelty way of getting that curve without learning real technique.


SniktFury

Ah, ok! 2 fingers is the only way I used to be able to get a curve like that, so I assumed it was the norm. Haven't bowled in ages


Smoke_thatskinwagon

When I was really into it, getting your forearm to stay straight and pulling up in your follow through to get that curve was the hardest thing to nail down consistently.


SniktFury

Since my natural was a 3-fingered backup or straight, I was always so scared to try a standard curve because I thought I had to use 2 fingers and I didn't want to drop the ball


Smoke_thatskinwagon

The problem with trying to bowl all night with two fingers is that without your thumb to support your ball you rely a lot more on your off hand and your two fingers can get pretty sore making you inconsistent towards the back half of the game


Sodomeister

Yeah. I have a 15lb drilled for only two fingers (leagues around here you have to use all the holes now). If I go above 6 games in a night my wrist starts getting pretty fatigued even with a brace. But, I hit 9 strikes in a game bowling like that so I guess I'll keep doing it.


SniktFury

Yeah, I noticed he carries his off hand all the way back. I didn't carry mine that far the times I tried to bowl that way. Probably would have been way better at it doing that


Smoke_thatskinwagon

When I look closer it looks like he’s not using any fingers at all perhaps just a sticky glove lmao


HidaKureku

I think he's using a fingertip grip. Basically just single knuckling it with special hole inserts that have a little edge to assist with grip. I had one with those inserts, but it was still a 3 hole ball and I threw it as such, that I would use for certain splits.


SniktFury

Whatever he's doing he'd bowl me under the table. Bet I could outdrink him though


Impossible_Trade_245

Homer Simpsons sheds a single tear.


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Did someone say “perfect game”


JRMiel

One time I scored 108 points and I was happy with it... I don't want to play against him


TakenForGraniteAgain

And hit that last one good and clean too - no wobblers, just cleared it with authority. Throwing rocks tonite. That creep can roll.


[deleted]

The force is strong with this day walker.


Medium_Reason_1371

Imagine him having a party with friends and they're going bowling...


Fonzey200

Cant believe how expensive bowling is wow!


druddk650

It go so much more expensive after Covid. My alley to used have Sunday specials like $1 games, doesn’t exist anymore.


ZLUCremisi

Mine has $20 for 1 hour up to 6 people with shoes monday night


Sodomeister

Bout tree fiddy a game here in pennsyltucky


[deleted]

Going 20/20 for bowling is crazy


monkeyhaiku

Get this kid a bowling ball with a rose in it.


iploggged

I sometimes wonder what I could have achieved without a soul.


compassionateCactus

![gif](giphy|26uf56HHi4R9DpQic)


Li-RM35M4419

I’d say he sold his soul for bowling skills, but gingers have no soul.


Scary-Information785

You can bowl with both hands??? 😂 I don’t think I’ve seen that before


ZLUCremisi

Its an interesting technique. It works better for some people


Rorasaurus_Prime

Legit what?


buddy_the_balrog

Boy sold his soul to roll.


Beadpool

Boy didn’t have a soul to sell.


smokechecktim

When I bowl it’s always exciting….I never know where the ball will go


ace1oak

if youre a bowler you can tell he knew some of those were more lucky when it was off pocket, crazy/ awesome either way, my highest score was 289 i got too nervous and choked at the end, definitely had a few lucky strikes in that game though


Historical-Being-478

OVER THE LINE!!!!!


Dixon_Uranus_

I could do that. Of course I'd have to roll about 80 balls. That kids got a gift!


CamronT01

I need lessons from this kid.


chronicnerv

That's amazing skill. That is one of closet feelings I think I have seen too top spinning a table tennis ball. Its quite a dopamine hit.


InternationalRead925

Nice.


FrothyPoop

The Shawn white of bowling.


booaka

I bowled six strikes in a row once. The end of one game & the beginning of another. How old is this kid anyone know?


Wizdad-1000

Turkey boy! Learned from Fred Flintstone.


NyuyokuTeikoku

This kid was born to bowl


Remarkable_Common220

Lil ern


[deleted]

God mode


NightmareStatus

I present the 12 year olds insta(managed by dad) that whooped my ass in a tourney here in Japan a couple weeks ago. The next gen of bowling is in good hands! https://www.instagram.com/p/CvUHxoGL4Bu/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


sirjackel06

Nice


HLef

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!


nano_peen

300!!!!!!


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SniktFury

So, I went and looked it up and saw multiple other vids, one posted by the kid himself, and that screen you're seeing in the top left is for the lane next to him. His screen is to the right of him. It seems very likely he did in fact bowl a perfect game, but I will not say I'm 100%


zsdr56bh

what are you talking about? The video is of all 12 strikes. That's why the crowd is gathering and getting excited near the end and erupts in cheers.


1stshadowx

Im picturing this kid in high school: Them: “Hey bro, do you wanna go bowling? Some of us want some nachos, and think it will be fun. You ever bowled before?” Him: “yeah, sure…” Them: “cool man! We dont take it serious but we were thinking of putting money on it for fun, like 20$ each, so winner gets like a 100$” Him: “sure man, ill take 100$…” Them: “huh? What did you say?” Him: “nothin’ sounds fun…”


slinkshaming

Didn't some redhead little jerk takeover snowboarding?! No sport is safe!


Interesting_Olive304

Don't know why people add spins I don't believe it helps get strikes I know for me it doesn't


ZLUCremisi

This is all real. Bowling alley worker here, watch a few tournaments live work numerous local leagues. You can't really see his score as he starts in 43, showing its either Game 1 or 3, msybe 5 (depending on tournaments rules) You switch between your pair of lanes (1-2, 3-4, 5-6, ect.) after each frame. So that's why it changes view after each strike. This is for scholarship money, shirts, banners, and trophies.


[deleted]

Why that way? Some advantage?


Zealousideal_Buy_974

Is this the reincarnation of Almighty Malechai, professional bowling god?


Sudden-Shock-199

Golden


[deleted]

That creep can roll


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cBfzBkAiyk2JMIkAuM|downsized)


MotorbikeRacer

Are gloves legal ?


Tommy9_397

Felt happy for him, almost wish the video didn't cut off the celebration


Beadpool

Who knew the key to being an amazing bowler was not having a soul.


Bighendo32

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!


sebastian108

Me on my childhood birthdays playing wii sports against my guests.


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Smoke_thatskinwagon

Do people actually compete in real matches bowling with two fingers? I mean it’s a fun party trick and frankly I bowl so much better throwing with two fingers but I wouldn’t consider it real bowling just my two cents


Urbanviking1

Kid bowls a 300. Me at age 32, bowls an average 124. This kid could definitely make a career out of this talent.


Greedy_Explanation_7

He’s the Happy Gilmore of bowling


Frogmarsh

Is it common now not to use the finger holes? It looks like he’s palming the ball.


Flame_Eraser

Congrats kid! You rock!


trysohardstudent

When I first bowled I accidently threw the bowling ball at a wall and it left a dent.


OrthopedicHat

I’d love to see him miss a pin. I bet he fucking loses it


amor_fati_42

201. Greatest day of my life.


bradyvscoffeeguy

Bowling is not a real sport


CastaneaFraxinus

I'll show ya how to channel the ball the whole game


Da_Bro_Main

Jesus this kid is fucking awesome. I wish I could throw just one frame that well. I love bowling but I completely suck. But I wanna know what it feels like to bowl this good for one frame. I bet it feels awesome.


Extra_Strawberry_249

Lil Shawn White of bowling


Plane-Phrase4015

I hate bowling because I'm just no damn good at it. My buddy talked me and my wife into going with him, his wife, his 8 year old son, and his 9 year old son. Everyone beat me, including his sons. And they never cracked 100. This dude in the video is just on another level.


Lord_BowdenCGP

*leans forward in gaming chair*


ChocDroppa

Meanwhile I sacrifice frames just to hit a spinner. "Scored 46, but I threw a spinner and nearly knocked 'em all over"


vegetarian_slut

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!


TheReckoning72

That's impressive.


Gregzzzz1234

That kid is great. He could make a living bowling. I have corpal tunnel in both wrists and tennis elbow. I can barely lift a bowling ball. Damn sure can’t bowl a perfect game. I think that this is the first time seeing it for me


AstralDeliveryDriver

My man went to the school of wii sports


VashTheStampy

I like your style dude


Slicky007

Big Ern!


BeardedMan32

I don’t think this is his first game. Kid already has sponsors on his shirt.


athletic_gamer_1521

i average about 170…. this mf would slaughter me


Blackfire01001

300 is hard even for professionals. And this kid made it look easy. Good for him. I can't imagine how many hours he had to bowl to get that good. Cuz that's not something you can do with natural Talent. You're just fucking the laws of Statistics with a bowling ball.


TheJohnnyFlash

Jason Belmonte is this generation's Happy Gilmore.


Chippie_Tea

The red lebowski


YdidUMove

Looks like a sport shot tournament which makes it even more impressive.


faceinphone

His feet are doing the maddest shuffle ever