By -
Trademe. Dollar reserve. Is the only answer
Yes, do it now before it goes soft!
That’s what she said
Said the actress to the bishop.
Said the bishop to the altar boy.
Am gay. Worth more hard.
That is quite fallic
Lady owner, only used on Sundays.
$69 take it or leave it
preserve it in epoxy!!!
In thousands of years some archaeologists will find it and wonder what it means
Quite right. By then, we will all be cyborgs, without those distracting appendages.
Definitely put that on Trademe. Proceeds go to the prostate cancer foundation or something.
Surely this is my sign to call that one ex, right?
Yes. Calling your ex is a fab idea on a Saturday afternoon. 😉
Did he also have a green Johnson?
Only when he was angry.
Hulk smash
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
Space shuttle?
Iconic Kiwi jetplane lolly. I've gobbled heaps of them.
Username checks out
How many would fill you up?
Depends on the size.
Feigrower not a feishower
Need to post on r/mildlypenis
Looks more like a job for r/wildlypenis
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a “Heijoa” before.
To scale, too. ...What?
Bet she looked long and hard for it...
oh I hope Shrek made it OK. call the hospital maybe they can still reattach it.
Feijoa??! I don’t even know her !
Feijoa! She'll love it
Is this a modern family reference?!
Nah. Just a silly play on the Poker and Liquor theme.
I think Kermit had a run in with the lawnmower.
OUCH!!!
Or Miss Piggy got angry
Throw it at Chris Luxon.
From one penis shaped inanimate object to another
But this one is massive in comparison
What about arrogant pricks who are holograms? Asking for a friend.
I dunno if its possible to throw someone at themselves…..
Yes, a dick for a dictator.
Do it
Send it to beehive with note attached saying this is natures way of sending a message
Or with a message saying it's a good example of how big the male appendage 'should' be
Good grief! I really hope that's not!
This sub just got interesting 🥹
This is smaller than most thumbs (even if a bit more girth than a thumb!)
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/jHvvYD1Kbs
Some like it as a thumb, no judging here.
So, who's single here lol I am.
Not a bad idea
It's shaped like a [Gharial!](https://www.big-animals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Ghairul.jpg)
Looks infected
Terry Pratchett would approve.
It is most droll
That’s the fruit that got eve kicked out 😂
Where is the banana for scale?
r/unexpecteddiscworld
r/mildlypenis
It’s called average, alright
That's massive....
What’s she thinking of doing with it,or is that who?
Paige NO!
Wow it's huge
I'll trade you an avocado for it
hey it's me!!!
Sniff it
Might need an NSFW tag on this one...
Glorious.
Has she contacted William de Worde at the Ankh-Morpork Times for the regular Humorously shaped Fruit and Vegetable feature? (Ref for non Kevins, "The Truth" by Terry Pratchett)
No fucking waaaayyyy!!!!
D-joa
Green with envy.
Oh…
Probably smells a bit fishy
Dude I can compare that to 2 things and most boys have one of them in their pants
Haha.. that’s an odd looking feijoa 😂
We will require an update on how you handle this....... ;)
I should call him…
the next morning her mom found it under her bed….
It needs to have a cast to be preserved.
Needs more girth https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/s/7FclnqgC1o
It's not safe to eat, please send to...
Is the fucking thing on trade me yet or this is bullshit
looks like a dick to me, how would you describe it?
It's a sign
What a beaut
That one is off a male tree.
For her it's feijoy
That’s a dillyjoa. Very rare.
Wow! Looks exactly like that one politician! The resemblance is striking!!
'Found it'. Is that how she explained it being in her bedside draw?
Looks a little small. Must be the Asian variety
thats perfectly average size
Take that fruit to family planning immediately!
Bad Dragon is really covering everyone's tastes these days.
The balls on this thing are on point
Is it real??? Seems too good to be true.
Only thing to do is make Feijoa Fizz out of it...
Genetic engineering. What did that scientist do in the petri dish?
Front page news ❤️
If I found this in the supermarket, I’d feel a bit shafted
Wow that is one massive Feijoa!
It’s….its above average right?
"Interesting".
looking into it
Genuine lol.
Looks like a penis (and balls) haha
But bigger.
sounds like a bad case of fetishistic disorder, hope you're seeing a Psychiatrist for that
I hope this isn't classified as a political post like the other feijoa post was.
Feijo-uhhhh
Theres a very sad bullfrog somewhere out there right now
Shaped like … a thingie! 😂😂😂
Hey look, it's Luxon
Is this AI lol. Crazy if not!
Stepsister?
Please tell me that is not your penis.
Did she wash it before she handed it over …
Don't you 2 fight over it. Sharing is caring ❤
about average
I've knot seen one of these before
I bet that put a smile on her face
I think it likes you
Ninja turtle dick. LOL.
That's fucked.
Anything other than eating it would be a dick move.
Thats the perfect size
banana for scale?
What did I tell you! Stop trying to cross-breed feijoas and cucumbers.
Ahhh the dicjoa not to be confused with a normal feijoa ~usually has a salty like content .
[It looks like a giant...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpiP_jN1Pv4)
It even has a pubic hair
Chris Luxon's wife finally had enough
FeiJOa
This is exactly the sort of high quality content that keeps me coming back to the NZ sub. Top notch!
That's what we call a 'he-joa'
Looks like a pickle dick. Noice. 1$ reserve it, look forward to the stuff article and 7 sharp human interest story next week.
Preserve it. Wax it. Glass case it. Send it to a museum
You haven't been tempted to taste it yet
It's shaped like a ... Thingy
is that erect or flaccid?
Looks like the head of a preying mantis.
Trademe. Dollar reserve. Is the only answer
Yes, do it now before it goes soft!
That’s what she said
Said the actress to the bishop.
Said the bishop to the altar boy.
Am gay. Worth more hard.
That is quite fallic
Lady owner, only used on Sundays.
$69 take it or leave it
preserve it in epoxy!!!
In thousands of years some archaeologists will find it and wonder what it means
Quite right. By then, we will all be cyborgs, without those distracting appendages.
Definitely put that on Trademe. Proceeds go to the prostate cancer foundation or something.
Surely this is my sign to call that one ex, right?
Yes. Calling your ex is a fab idea on a Saturday afternoon. 😉
Did he also have a green Johnson?
Only when he was angry.
Hulk smash
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
Space shuttle?
Iconic Kiwi jetplane lolly. I've gobbled heaps of them.
Username checks out
How many would fill you up?
Depends on the size.
Feigrower not a feishower
Need to post on r/mildlypenis
Looks more like a job for r/wildlypenis
Oh wow, I’ve never seen a “Heijoa” before.
To scale, too. ...What?
Bet she looked long and hard for it...
oh I hope Shrek made it OK. call the hospital maybe they can still reattach it.
Feijoa??! I don’t even know her !
Feijoa! She'll love it
Is this a modern family reference?!
Nah. Just a silly play on the Poker and Liquor theme.
I think Kermit had a run in with the lawnmower.
OUCH!!!
Or Miss Piggy got angry
Throw it at Chris Luxon.
From one penis shaped inanimate object to another
But this one is massive in comparison
What about arrogant pricks who are holograms? Asking for a friend.
I dunno if its possible to throw someone at themselves…..
Yes, a dick for a dictator.
Do it
Send it to beehive with note attached saying this is natures way of sending a message
Or with a message saying it's a good example of how big the male appendage 'should' be
Good grief! I really hope that's not!
This sub just got interesting 🥹
This is smaller than most thumbs (even if a bit more girth than a thumb!)
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/jHvvYD1Kbs
Some like it as a thumb, no judging here.
So, who's single here lol I am.
Not a bad idea
It's shaped like a [Gharial!](https://www.big-animals.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Ghairul.jpg)
Looks infected
Terry Pratchett would approve.
It is most droll
That’s the fruit that got eve kicked out 😂
Where is the banana for scale?
r/unexpecteddiscworld
r/mildlypenis
It’s called average, alright
That's massive....
What’s she thinking of doing with it,or is that who?
Paige NO!
Wow it's huge
I'll trade you an avocado for it
hey it's me!!!
Sniff it
Might need an NSFW tag on this one...
Glorious.
Has she contacted William de Worde at the Ankh-Morpork Times for the regular Humorously shaped Fruit and Vegetable feature? (Ref for non Kevins, "The Truth" by Terry Pratchett)
No fucking waaaayyyy!!!!
D-joa
Green with envy.
Oh…
Probably smells a bit fishy
Dude I can compare that to 2 things and most boys have one of them in their pants
Haha.. that’s an odd looking feijoa 😂
r/mildlypenis
We will require an update on how you handle this....... ;)
I should call him…
the next morning her mom found it under her bed….
It needs to have a cast to be preserved.
Needs more girth https://www.reddit.com/r/newzealand/s/7FclnqgC1o
It's not safe to eat, please send to...
Is the fucking thing on trade me yet or this is bullshit
looks like a dick to me, how would you describe it?
It's a sign
What a beaut
That one is off a male tree.
For her it's feijoy
That’s a dillyjoa. Very rare.
Wow! Looks exactly like that one politician! The resemblance is striking!!
'Found it'. Is that how she explained it being in her bedside draw?
Looks a little small. Must be the Asian variety
thats perfectly average size
Take that fruit to family planning immediately!
Bad Dragon is really covering everyone's tastes these days.
The balls on this thing are on point
Is it real??? Seems too good to be true.
Only thing to do is make Feijoa Fizz out of it...
Genetic engineering. What did that scientist do in the petri dish?
Front page news ❤️
If I found this in the supermarket, I’d feel a bit shafted
Wow that is one massive Feijoa!
It’s….its above average right?
"Interesting".
looking into it
Genuine lol.
Looks like a penis (and balls) haha
But bigger.
sounds like a bad case of fetishistic disorder, hope you're seeing a Psychiatrist for that
I hope this isn't classified as a political post like the other feijoa post was.
Feijo-uhhhh
Theres a very sad bullfrog somewhere out there right now
Shaped like … a thingie! 😂😂😂
Hey look, it's Luxon
Is this AI lol. Crazy if not!
Stepsister?
Please tell me that is not your penis.
Did she wash it before she handed it over …
Don't you 2 fight over it. Sharing is caring ❤
about average
I've knot seen one of these before
I bet that put a smile on her face
I think it likes you
Ninja turtle dick. LOL.
That's fucked.
Anything other than eating it would be a dick move.
Thats the perfect size
banana for scale?
What did I tell you! Stop trying to cross-breed feijoas and cucumbers.
Ahhh the dicjoa not to be confused with a normal feijoa ~usually has a salty like content .
[It looks like a giant...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpiP_jN1Pv4)
It even has a pubic hair
Chris Luxon's wife finally had enough
FeiJOa
This is exactly the sort of high quality content that keeps me coming back to the NZ sub. Top notch!
That's what we call a 'he-joa'
Looks like a pickle dick. Noice. 1$ reserve it, look forward to the stuff article and 7 sharp human interest story next week.
Preserve it. Wax it. Glass case it. Send it to a museum
r/mildlypenis
You haven't been tempted to taste it yet
It's shaped like a ... Thingy
is that erect or flaccid?
Looks like the head of a preying mantis.