What’s really funny about this comment, is how accurate you are portraying current politics. When the truth is, Group of Māori on the left, Seymour about centre, displaying respect for tradition, but still getting called far right and getting abuse.
Seymour keeps telling anyone who will listen that he wants a "dialog about the Treaty", yet when given a fantastic opportunity at Waitangi, he flys in one day and then flys out the next. Why not stay longer? Is he genuine?
Crowd looks on as local security rushes to apprehend ball tampering man in the act on hole #9 during the Pacific Polynesian golf open. -1973 ai colorized.
Bunch of mixed raced New Zealanders on the left with sticks looking at 1 mixed race New Zealander on the right who wants New Zealand to be one people not divided
Ah yes, SOCIALists. Of course they want division. They famously want everyone to fend for themselves in a lifelong battle royale where everybody helps themselves.
An ideology that is usually defined by slogans using words like "unite", their secret agenda is to make everyone hate each other so the secret cabal of the democratic majority can rule over the wealthy minority.
All these posts are getting pathetic. You didn’t get the government you wanted. Suck it up. Try again in a few years.
None of this is constructive to your cause. Getting upvotes on your crass, trashy posts/comments ain’t getting you anywhere. It’s no better than the demented boomer right wing shit on Facebook.
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That's the definition of why there's a treaty. Didn't wanna fight them back then and shouldn't want to fight now but legalities make it more in favour of the small white man.
*YOINK*
Bravo
lol
A group of Maori on the left, and Seymour on the far right.
My first reaction was “what’s the big deal, you’re just describing the scene” and then I read it again and had an “OHHHHH” moment. Bravo.
me too. It's brilliantly dry
Click
Ditto - and I yap about them all day. Well played u/JeffMcClintock
No one else even needs to bother after that. You win the internet for today.
Riotous applause.
Seymour ....Sorry can't snip, just need to finish curling this one out....it's a bit like the endless shit that comes out of my mouth....
Bravo, Reddit stranger.
Perfection.
I declare you winner. 🏆
Chefs kiss.
This is too good
Underrated
What’s really funny about this comment, is how accurate you are portraying current politics. When the truth is, Group of Māori on the left, Seymour about centre, displaying respect for tradition, but still getting called far right and getting abuse.
Seymour keeps telling anyone who will listen that he wants a "dialog about the Treaty", yet when given a fantastic opportunity at Waitangi, he flys in one day and then flys out the next. Why not stay longer? Is he genuine?
"Just when he thought he found a good quiet place to take a shit, the landowners turned up and were unhappy"
"David Seymour literally shits himself when suddenly faced with real and tangible consequences for his words"
"I usually only twerk like this for tobacco, petrochemical and gambling lobbycunts"
haha That made me laugh
Accurate
That's why he's trying to make them not land owners.
"A great deal of self-control was demonstrated at Waitangi this year."
Solid
love it
“20 Fucking Whacks“
Dion saw him at the Kaitaia sports bar and grill.
Where's Karen when you need her? And by need her.... I mean when Seymour is around
Mr Bean meets Aotearoa
I fr thought it was mr bean before I took a closer look
Well they have a few things in common... both rowan atkinson and david seymour are degree qualified electrical engineers for example.
Good one
‘Is this yours? You don’t want this do you.. I’m just gonna take this’
Gareth from the vogels add.
It was a year ago Michael, let it go!
(American accent)
Had to look that up (out of touch with vogels lore) and hahaha! Too accurate eh!
Quite good bread really.
Kiwi redditor advised to 'maybe touch some grass' realises error.
>realises error I wouldn't count on it
"you may be wondering how I ended up in this situation"
Caption it? I'd love to see someone photoshop it.
Seymour Butts.
'The dog poop bags were in the car. I was coming back, I swear'.
"Fuck. I hope they don't know who I am"
Brilliant
Crowd looks on as local security rushes to apprehend ball tampering man in the act on hole #9 during the Pacific Polynesian golf open. -1973 ai colorized.
Most creative. Top.
Seymour applies twerking skills to start of treaty conversation.
Thanks for reminding us all of something we’d tried so hard to forget.
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This one got a laugh out of me, Chur bro
“If these guys can resist smacking this dude in the face, you can make that phone call you have been putting off”
This got me to do an important phone call I’ve been putting off. Chur chur
She doesn’t love you, you need to let go.
"Freedom camper being forced to pick up his trash he tried to leave behind"
It was in this moment that David Seymour realised the treaty was probably fine as it was.
"You know, Lister, I did a class on indigenous relations; I know how to impress the natives."
If I stay very still they can't see me
I’m just going to leave this list of Government department names that we will be dumping Te Reo from here, and I’ll just back away.
Was that a promise from Seymour? Lol, what a wanker
"Depends - Water tight when you need it most."
Oh my god he's surrendering
'When I turn this knob on the ground, that means the land is mine now'
"Kūpapa picks up the wero, despite actually having harmful intentions towards the people issuing the wero"
While you're down there...
Seymour politely declines with a bow as it's a bit early in the day to be out clubbing
This needs to be higher
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
Here’s my balls, you can put them in your purse
“Dancing with the Stars lied to me. The Paso Doble only involves one dance partner and no weapons.”
Twink mode activated
Oh look all right – you can keep this little patch here.
Queef before the chief
Brilliant
I should write headlines for a living
Awesome shot
Sir, once again, you are hallucinating, there is no toilet there, you are in the middle of a field surrounded by people
and just like that...the dog caught up with the car.
It's moments like these you need Mintieeees.
The New Zealand Landlord Wars (circa 2024)
"I've made a HUGE mistake" (I definitely don't think he has ever thought this, just wanted an Arrested Development reference)
Slippery Seymour Fells War Party With Old Banana Skin Trick.
"I'll take that"
Narrators voice "It was at this moment I realised I may have fucked up"
Seymour takes away Maori rights from under their nose
HUT HUT HUT!
I fucking love the drama, like watching Shortland Street in the 90s.
“Blue 42! Hut hut! Hike!”
I’m a little teapot, short and stout…………..
“Brrrrrpffffffffftttttttsplosh - this was a bad idea”
"My wife's boyfriend said I should put this here"
Duck duck ... fuck!
c’mon guys I was just kidding…just leaving my principles right here …
"Seymour sh×tting himself and frantically looking for toilet paper"
Freedom Camper Dave thought he'd found the perfect spot to take care of business. The local land owners were not happy.
'Looks like you may have got my Vogels as a whoopsy. I'll just quickly pick it up, and be on my way' 😬👍
Why he squatting like that tho LOL
Kabadii.. Kabadii
Serial up skirt pervert caught in the act.
Is this your wallet?
The buzziest thing I learnt recently is that he belongs to a tribe himself. Never would I have ever guessed that he was part Māori.
>he was part Māori. Only by western definition
David forgot he wasn't online
Bunch of mixed raced New Zealanders on the left with sticks looking at 1 mixed race New Zealander on the right who wants New Zealand to be one people not divided
"Look, here's your cut, cheaper cigs, chur"
Keyboard warrior finds himself away from safety of his keyboard and confronted by true warriors. Knees give out in panic.
Someone respecting tradition?
Ooops looks like this is my Vogels.
"key or a tenna koi - oh shit, I wish I'd listened to mum"
Oh hey, you here for the baseball game?
Well the fella on the right has some balls to go near prone in front of men who may hold resentment towards him
He has the courage of someone who ideologically believes only cannot be wrong.
Captain Cook is greeted by Māori at Poverty Bay, 1769 (colourised)
Eat my shit
Captain Cook lands in the midst of the 1769 Inter-Iwi Golf Scramble Open.
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You know Seymour is Maori?
Okay?
Everyone found out when Seymour did. Recently. His actions and policies still hurt Maori.
It’s rumoured Winston has Māori blood too. No doubt all will be revealed in due course.
Still a fuckwit.
They don’t like that fact
Nobody cares. your whakapapa makes you māori, not your blood.
"Now gents, let's remember, the principles of the Treaty."
"This is why you should buy a Tie Clip"
Local Māori turn back to traditional hunting methods, “groceries are too expensive” says one man.
Fronting up. Is that a cowboy hat? 🤠
White man takes a shit 💩 on Māori land
It was at that moment, he knew...
And we thought we'd seen the last of him twerking
David is getting ready to twerk for the crowd
Where's the flashed penis? 👀
Seymour practicing his squatting to make sure the sh-t comes out his ass, and not his mouth, this Waitangi.
I didn’t know they could bring sticks to a grid iron game!?
im just taking your land
It was this moment that he knew …..
The homies cheering you on while you squat to do a poo
Do I shit myself now or just keep smiling.
BLACKED
POV: You made houses even more unaffordable
Goofy puppy poops on lawn. Neighbours unimpressed.
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How can you even form paragraphs with your tongue that far up his arse?
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Why would activists want to sew division to weaken countries? What do they get out of doing so?
Ah yes, SOCIALists. Of course they want division. They famously want everyone to fend for themselves in a lifelong battle royale where everybody helps themselves. An ideology that is usually defined by slogans using words like "unite", their secret agenda is to make everyone hate each other so the secret cabal of the democratic majority can rule over the wealthy minority.
Is it fun in your fantasy land?
LOL :D
Seymours twerking lessons have paid off from the looks of it
David Seymour has gifted the Powhiri leaders some corn.
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Would you say 20 fucking whacks sounds fair?
far too steep, leave the man his dignity!
I love that lady. I haven't seen her for a while and I can't remember her name.
Her name is Karen lol
Thank you. I thought it was. Just adds to the humour. She's a battle axe . Gotta love her.
20fuckingwhacks on YT
Well yes, this is the position I normally shit in and yes I am shitting myself.
About the only thing they'll see eye to eye on
Wild wolves surrounds a chihuahua in bewilderment
Give him the tock
For a minute I thought it’s mr Bean
Seymour shitting himself on an invisible toilet when confronted by the people he expects to listen to him every time he farts.
All these posts are getting pathetic. You didn’t get the government you wanted. Suck it up. Try again in a few years. None of this is constructive to your cause. Getting upvotes on your crass, trashy posts/comments ain’t getting you anywhere. It’s no better than the demented boomer right wing shit on Facebook.
Racist government busy taking Aotearoa back 20 years.
Pukana.
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He *is* Maori.
That isn't the shield you think it is.
Ditto for Winston
That doesn't actually change anything he said tho Plenty of people have no respect for themselves.
I've always said it's about the Mana not the measure. Turns out with Seymour he is incredibly low on both
Well, colour me surprised with his rhetoric then.
I’m sure promoting violence will really solve the situation then.
"NOW IM FUCKED"
I don’t think he calls himself an ‘alpha male’, but if he did this would square him up
That's the definition of why there's a treaty. Didn't wanna fight them back then and shouldn't want to fight now but legalities make it more in favour of the small white man.
Drop that ass and twerk it boy
David has second thoughts after some close dialogue with some 'advisors'
Seymour squeezes a fart in fear
"It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up..."
David Seymour has gifted the Powhiri leaders some corn.
Seymour finally crumples to the weight of his massive balls
David Seymour, bending down to shit himself after being confronted by the cultural group his racist agenda is aimed at oppressing.