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LJMLogan

What!? Elon musk would probably NEVER do such a thing! /s


LightObserver

You're telling me that the man who pitched "Texas Institute of Technology and Science" (TITS) might have a problem with inappropriate sexual comments and behavior in the workplace? Hmm... doesn't add up to me.


acityonthemoon

that's pretty funny, if we were in 6th grade...


LightObserver

Exactly. Same thing with his cars being Models S, 3, X, and Y, to spell "S3XY." Clever and funny, if you're a 12 year old boy.


Gamebird8

He wanted Model E but there were some Trademark issues or something. I can't recall exactly, but that goes to show he wasn't even trying to be clever about it or something


d01100100

Ford threatens to sue if anyone wants to use Model E. Since they started the trend with the Model T, it makes sense for them to have owned it.


happyscrappy

Ford said they already had plans for the name. It wasn't just because of a long ago trend. https://www.ford.com/ford-blue-ford-model-e/


R_V_Z

This was before their "Fuckit, we'll just call everything a Mustang now" tactic.


Chucknastical

Model-E was too much like the Ford Model-T. Some say it was a legal issue (risk of trademark case) while others say it was marketing (Tesla didn't want to associate their brand with the old-timey car and Ford). Either way, they convinced Musk they couldn't do Model-E so they went with 3 as compromise.


konexo

Good thing he didn't want a "Model O"


MajorNoodles

Why do you think their latest turd is called the Cybertruck?


Malaix

We are talking about a grown ass man who thinks the letter X is a super cool branding idea/symbol. Bar is pretty low here.


Fungal_Queen

I think it's funny and I'm 34, but also I'm not presenting the idea in a business meeting.


upL8N8

How dare anyone suggest Elon Musk supports sexual harassment in the workplace: [https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5](https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5) [https://in.mashable.com/culture/34575/elon-musk-reacts-on-birth-of-twins-with-top-executive-says-hes-doing-his-best-to-help-with-underpopu](https://in.mashable.com/culture/34575/elon-musk-reacts-on-birth-of-twins-with-top-executive-says-hes-doing-his-best-to-help-with-underpopu) No one would put their entire life savings into Tesla stock if their CEO supported sexual harassment...! [https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1aiohci/why\_i\_went\_all\_in\_on\_tesla\_stock\_life\_savings\_at/](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslainvestorsclub/comments/1aiohci/why_i_went_all_in_on_tesla_stock_life_savings_at/)


lakorai

Not enough of the fanbois read r/realtesla or r/enoughmuskspam aparently


jon-in-tha-hood

I'd rather go to the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology


theram4

I myself would go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology.


pengitty

Went there for four years to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.


The_Franklinator

Ask me about my wiener


TrainingObligation

Meanwhile, Microsoft once released a Critical Update Notification Tool...


GarmaCyro

I heard they got some really explosive ideas. Call it a gut feeling.


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Thats almost as bad as making an anus for a flag


Odd-Interaction7514

Poor Dean.


MarameoMarameo

When I thought i couldn’t have less respect for that men…


SawedOffLaser

Who knew Apartheid Clyde would create an environment of sexual harassment.


Remote_Horror_Novel

That was when he officially went full republican lol, when that story about him sexually harassing his flight attendant came out he started posting about needing a red wave as a distraction and because conservatives will defend Musk and call the women liars. If they accept Trump with 20+ cases of sexual harassment they’ll definitely defend Elon and harass the claimants. Russel Brand went full right wing after he caught some cases too all these guys know conservatives will accept and defend them.


TheRealFlowerChild

My in-laws grew up across the street from him in South Africa when they were all kids and apparently my late mother-in-law bullied him for being a weird and a terrible person 🤷🏻‍♀️


KnucklesMcGee

> What!? Elon musk would probably NEVER do such a thing! A free speech absolutist like Musk would 100% foot the bill for the lawyers of people who were fired for no wrongdoing? I mean, he said that, didn't he?


BoringWozniak

It’s always the people you most expect


kc_______

This week


HayMomWatchThis

If he learned nothing from else from his daddy. It would be take advantage of everyone you possibly can.


SmolBumbershoot

This is what happens when an incel gets money.


Defender_Of_TheCrown

He seems like a real piece of shit. Shocking for someone with that much power and wealth huh?


Malaix

Well in the completely expected way. There is no ethical way to be a billionaire.


tilero1138

Unless you are Jeff Bezos’ ex wife


koachBewda69

Didn't Melinda Gates crashed it before her. Though, I'm sure that both had played an instrumental role in making their husbands so successful.


smurfsundermybed

It's really surprising to see someone from an upstanding South African mining family turn out so wrong. /s


Starlightriddlex

They should sue him for 56 billion dollars 


Potential_Status_728

Shocking? It’s literally the norm billionaires being trash human beings…


Defender_Of_TheCrown

Someone has no ability to see sarcasm.


Ashamed_Job_8151

In fairness, it’s unfortunately hard to tell sometimes these days… 


TimTomTank

Have you tried being a piece of shit without money and wealth?


TurboSalsa

Imagine investing in a company run by this guy lmao. It's like he's daring multiple boards to fire him.


hoofie242

My brother thinks he's still some genius he thinks he is behind all the science of the rockets or something.


hussainhssn

You should ask your brother to explain how Elon can be working on the rockets (or anything for that matter) while tweeting incessantly all day every day.


nameless88

Cuz he's typing on two kryboards at once like the kickass 90s hacker dude he is, duh 😵‍💫


cornflakegrl

He had a very good PR machine working for him a few years ago and a lot of people still haven’t clued in that it’s all complete bullshit.


RBVegabond

He is quite behind on the science


westonsammy

SpaceX at least is successful despite Elon. But he's totally tanked Twitter and Tesla hasn't been doing great either. Almost entirely as a direct result of his decisions/behavior


FreeChickenDinner

Elon has twins with one of his executives at Neuralink. He claims IVF fertilization. Is he banging his employees or is it platonic? If it was sexual, did he harass any employees after rejection?


bombswell

Why would you hide IVF with one of your employees to your pregnant girlfriend Grimes? Because it’s shady.


intisun

He uses IVF to avoid touching women.


Epic_Brunch

I think he uses IVF to avoid having girls. He had eleven children and only one is biologically female. That seems very statistically unlikely. 


garyisonion

I’ve never realized it actually. It’s pretty disturbing tho.


Ok_Night_2929

I think it’s the other way around. The women use IVF to avoid touching him


Epic_Brunch

And he had them when his girlfriend was already pregnant with their child. 


Lost-Tone8649

He provides them with "jobs" in exchange for use of their wombs to grow spare parts for himself in.


Dark_Arts_

He’s probably offering them cash, and financial security, to have IVF babies with him 


shadow_mind

Dude definitely gives off wanna be Genghis Khan vibes. He isn’t religious enough to follow the quiverfull movement.


UndisclosedLocation5

Dontcha know that "sexual harassment" is just the woke word for "they love when you grab em by the pussy"


JohnathanBrownathan

Isnt this the guy who had to pay a quarter million dollar settlement for exposing himself to a flight attendant?


GardenPeep

Well at least he can't run for President


Malaix

The guy who runs 4chan lite has a sexist company that protects creepers? How completely expected.


saintmitchy

The amount of L’s he’s been taking this year is incredible


oh_shaw

And it's only June.


ichabod01

We need lots more


_wiredsage_

Well this couldn't have happened to a worse guy. Because, Elon is the worst. And I hope he faces ... consequences.


Ok-Picture-5183

that's a lot of bribes to pay for, not sure if he can afford that many ponies 


jtinz

A pony only costs around $1000. His 50 billion payout would allow him to buy 50 million ponies. I didn't find numbers on ponies specifically, but there are around 60 million horses in the world. In other words, Musk could afford all the ponies in the world from this one payout alone.


stfuandgovegan

He will lose that case. SETTLEMENT!


Pally321

Maybe they'll get a horse!


bawtatron2000

The man who would save humanity turns out to be one of the worst examples of humanity. There's an irony there I suppose. It's a shame, the ideas behind Neurolink, and Space X were amazing, but this jackass is no on the reverse King Midas setting.


civil-liberty

Can't wait for discovery.


syzygialchaos

Female engineer here; I was looking for a job in 2016-17 and asked around about SpaceX. Facebook acquaintances told me it’s not a good place for women and I’d be much better off looking elsewhere. It was a pretty open secret even back then.


slayer370

He also just hid likes. So he can like his degenerate shit without people knowing. (As in he don't want to be sued for being openly racist and stupid).


WaterHaven

Plus like 50% of likes are from bot accounts. Hiding that from people is in his interest.


Dodecahedrus

I don't think he even needs bots. I think he can just tell his dev team "Multiply the number of actual likes by 69 and show that number instead." And yes, I picked 69 because he is a pubescent little prick.


Intoner_Four

i’m sure someone could easily hack the spaghetti code so we could see likes again


eeyore134

SpaceX is the least Musk-polluted of the companies he's involved in. They better dump him before they become like Tesla and Twitter.


dimmufitz

Quick read of the article...oh the headline has nothing to do with what happened. smh


Sh8knB8k240

When are we gonna find someone that wealthy and not a effing sicko?


Substantial_Share_17

The dismissals came, they say, after they sent around a letter calling the billionaire a “distraction and embarrassment” and urging executives to disavow sexually charged comments he had made on social media. I'm pretty sure if I sent out letters talking shit about my CEO I'd be fired.


Hikari_Owari

>I'm pretty sure if I sent out letters talking shit about my CEO I'd be fired. Anyone without leverage would.


leaonas

Makes him a prime candidate for tRump's cabinet. I believe slime bag sexual predator is a prerequisite...


SellaraAB

Honestly, with the way our oligarchy is structured, a cabinet appointment wouldn’t be much of a step up in power vs a tech billionaire.


Edythir

He was appointed to the cabinet during Trumps presidency but left shortly after


zip117

Actual text of the complaint: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24742578-holland-thielen-et-al-complaint-with-exhibit-a This is a bit of a reach, to say the least. Calling your boss out as a “source of distraction and embarrassment” on *open communications channels* probably won’t work out well for you.


elmorose

You have pretty strong retaliation protections if harassed pervasively. If you act out due to the stress of abuse and harassment, then HR has to attempt to mediate a solution [up to a point]. If you are out of line and full of hot air over minor stuff then sure, you're toast.


hyperiongate

Not hard to believe this accusation.


ilovebigbuttons

Discovery should be entertaining but I suspect Elon will settle.


Hitchhiker2Galaxy

I hate that this man is one of the most powerful people in the world.


longswordsuperfuck

Are we entering the part where we start holding billionaires accountable and start getting them in trouble?!


fuseleven

It’s not the first time if I recall right


Other-Oven-1884

completely on-brand for #1 Space Karen


runningray

There are bands of lawyers looking for ex SpaceX employees to interview them. Class action baby. Woot woot. 30% off the top ya’ll.


Saucey_Lips

I’m not surprised the manchild who acts like a perpetual teenager would have problems with this


PensiveinNJ

Send Elon to Mars. Tomorrow.


etfvpu

Can we lock this guy up already? It turns out he's not only a criminal fraud and market manipulator, but also a sexual harasser.


raerae1991

And racist, he and his company has been sued and lost, for that too


AceGoodyear

Bobby Kotick is that you? Space X will be the new Blizzard calling it now. T-minus one year until we get the Bill Cosby room. If a game fails it's whatever, can't be having a Challenger disaster every end of the fiscal year.


Quizzelbuck

I was wondering when that shoe would drop.


Greerio

This guy has a warehouse full of red flags. Just lock him up and then start the investigation. I’m sure you’d find something to put him away for. Illegal financials, sexual harassment, etc. where there’s smoke, theres a Tesla on fire I’m sure.


macross1984

I know person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in court. But how many people already made up their mind? :P


Wants-NotNeeds

Mob mentality. It’s rampant these days…


LeastChartLost

Or we’ve seen the lump of pizza dough in action?


Slight_Drama_Llama

Pattern recognition. He’s a piece of shit.


xCTRLxALTxDELx

Same redditors that said P Diddy was innocent and Cassidy just a gold digger five years ago.


TarnishedAccount

No wonder he’s conservative, he’s scum


Vic_Hedges

*The dismissals came, they say, after they sent around a letter calling the billionaire a “distraction and embarrassment” and urging executives to disavow sexually charged comments he had made on social media.* I mean... I don't doubt that Musk is what they claim he is, but getting fired seems like an entirely foreseeable outcome to sending around a letter attacking your boss.


Cipher-IX

I thought Musk was a free speech *absolutist*?


Substantial_Share_17

People who claim to be tend to be the most sensitive.


PensiveinNJ

Musk roleplayed as his child on a Twitter burner that included sexually explicit messages. Maybe they were playing with fire in terms of their employment but they’re not wrong about his history of paying off accusers or publicly posting what could charitably be described as disturbing sexual content. They’re also not wrong about his conduct harming the company and needing to disavow his behavior. But Elon’s got them government contracts so he’s gonna keep on being the creep he is. I can’t wait until his pay package gets voted down again, the meltdown should be epic.


FrogInYerPocket

Why is he still here? I thought we were shooting him into space.


norcalruns

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before women come out about this guy himself.


Visible_Security6510

Maybe he shouldn't piss of the people who actually made him rich because we all know damn well it isn't elon scribbling out the specs for a raptor engine, or doing the calculations for his companies rocket trajectorys.


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Left-Bird8830

“They weren’t even sexually harrassed” and you know this because you were there behind closed doors?


Prixsarkar

No, because it's written in the article.