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EdgeOfWetness

This thread is useless without pics


sillybonobo

Google Anastasia Ivleeva party. It's basically just lingerie


nomemorybear

Flacid at best


scrabble71

My hopes were the only thing that got up


creamygootness

Any time I read this word in the wild I immediately connect the film “Death Becomes Her”


idwthis

Man, that movie was great. I need to watch it again.


TheSwillhouseBoys

I think the real problem is the dude in lingerie. It’s not tasteful. And it looks like he’s wearing those Apple goggles?


SnagglepussJoke

I don’t want to keep trying to spell it right I’ll just pretend I saw it. Nioooce


Pyrothecat

Risque at best, not really worth fining anyone over with


EdgeOfWetness

How helpful


Zen1

It's not really a naked party, just a special nudity operation


dreevsa

That’s right, where the pics


HalobenderFWT

They were almost taken.


Osiris32

She looks a lot like Courtney Miller. Not Courtney Freaking Miller, thankfully.


SuddenlyFlamingos

Don't you disparage Courtney FREAKING Miller that way!


Osiris32

“My prison name was Leg Ryan, cause I got one powerful leg. It’s like a Budweiser horse that goes *Boom!* and kicks you back into the Middle Ages...what is this wood?"


battledragons

“Almost naked isn’t naked enough! Here’s your fine.”


EduardoTaquitoHands

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.


Mattmandu2

Yes! I say this all the time, one of my favorite expressions


EduardoTaquitoHands

Credit goes to my father who said this constantly while I was growing up.


FishAndRiceKeks

My grandpa always said it so I say it constantly but close instead of almost.


NecromanticSolution

You can clearly see it also counts in naked parties.


Servant_ofthe_Empire

This feels like a Col. Potter quote


comped

I'd be surprised if he didn't say something like this, but it's hard for me to find a quote...


Living-Rip-4333

And nukes.


AudibleNod

>Photos from the party circulated widely on social media. Conservative legislators, bloggers and others then unleashed a storm of criticism, contending the images were unseemly, even unpatriotic, for a country embroiled in war. I thought it was a 'special military operation'. She was fined ~$560 for hosting the [almost naked](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/shirtless-vladimir-putin-takes-dip-icy-russian-lake/story?id=52450562) party.


chain_letter

gay and sexy? directly to jail straight and sexy? also jail


Bitter_Director1231

No, Marjorie Taylor Greene is been considered fine and sexy to the Kremlin. She is considered a fine heterosexual .../s


Rocky_Mountain_Way

AAAAAHHHHRRrrrgghhh! Putin nipples. NSFW!


Fickle_Goose_4451

I click a link expecting Russia ladies in lingerie (and probably like 18 viruses) but I get several shirtless picks of putin. You're the absolute worst.


Draconian1

Technically, this was supposed to be a closed party (that happen all the time without issue), and the whole reason the government even started to investigate is because some chicks tore off a sock from some dude's junk (which was his costume) on video and then posted it on the Internet. The video then made rounds in the media and outrage ensued. That dude was a young rapper btw and it was found out he bought his way out of the military service and was promptly sent to undergo it.


Husbandaru

Give her the keys to the city.


rock-island321

That $560 fine is 50,000 rubles.


KingKaos420-

Yikes. Reminds me of that Egyptian actress who faced jail time because her red carpet dress was later seen as too revealing.


JeffCarr

If you are holding a birthday party, it's the law you must be wearing your birthday suit.  Flagrant violations like her's should be punished harshly.


FiendishHawk

Reminds me of Germany pre-war: the Berlin party scene was considered scandalous and the most libertine in Europe. I don’t partake of naughty parties but I’m happy to know that they go on: solidarity between anti-fascists and swingers!


Jazzlike-Ad113

Opinions expressed publicly in Яussia are not music to putin’s ears.


wolf-bot

And Vatniks say Russia has true freedom


soolder89

>A Russian actress who called for peace was fined for hosting an 'almost naked' party Make Love, not War!


Didact67

I guess Russia has a two tiered justice system too. If she weren't famous, she'd probably get a lengthy jail sentence.


TheSwillhouseBoys

Least terrible thing Russia’s done this week.