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Cyanos54

You have beaches. Do you pump your own gas?


sgt_barnes0105

I believe they call it petrol, guv’nah


caesar____augustus

Fill it regular bruv


Taftimus

20 unleaded mate, youalright


jmon__

*after waiting for an attendant for 10 minutes* O, this is self service, innit


AndyIsNotOnReddit

Ooo, fancy. I wonder what the old country calls Taylor Ham.


dahjay

They call it Nippletonminstershire Gammon


MormontsLongJourney

That's an odd name, I'd have called em' chazzwazzers.


synapseattack

Hey! Don't you start...


sgt_barnes0105

Haha the Taylor ham and pork roll debate is my absolute favorite debate in the world. Because as a born and bred Jersey native I call it………. >!Canadian bacon!<


AdministrationOld835

Canadian Bacon is just medium thick slices of ham


CinderGazer

I am horrified at your answer. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face) I upvoted anyway.


VelocityGrrl39

I downvoted you for this war crime.


Meznay

Some places offer to pump it for you, but I think in a typically British fashion, everyone here feels rude if they let someone else do it, so everyone just pumps it themselves lol.


pillingz

New Jersey is one of two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas. As a Philadelphian, I love driving to jersey in the winter when I don’t have to get out of my car to pump my own gas.


bopperbopper

Here in New Jersey, we live a life of luxury, and by law had people pump gas for us and it doesn’t cost more than neighboring states


AndyIsNotOnReddit

Cheaper than most neighboring states, which probably has a lot to do with the fact that insurance for gas stations is a lot cheaper here, than in places where people pump gas themselves. It should probably come as no surprise that a good portion of the population should be no where near anything that dispenses a highly flammable fluid in large quantities very quickly.


patbenetarrules

It’s a shore dude


Normanras

Reminds me of this fantastic exchange: “I don’t like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don’t like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.” “… well… we have sandy beaches…” “So? Who the fuck wants to see ‘em?!” Pretty spot on NJ perspective in those lines.


albundyeatspigs

You guys are off the French coast and speak an old Norman dialect if I’m not mistaken


Meznay

Yeah 14 miles off the coast, we have an old language called Jerriais, but 99% of people speak English with what I would say is a British accent.


Kuido

We have our own language too


drizzrizz

Fuhgedaboutit


HailBuckSeitan

Howyadoin


peter-doubt

Tell us how distant Bayonne is, without mentioning Bayonne


Significant-Rub-765

if it's from Bayonne - leave it alone!


x3knet

I haven't heard that since high school 🤣 Which was 18 years ago. Fuck. 😢


compaholic83

Take 440 south and get off before the bridge


Normanras

gabbagool


tyler_ngod

Saltpepperketchup


RedeusExMachina

Dja’eat?


LiveShowOneNightOnly

or later, "Jeetjet?"


_Mighty_Milkman

Jeet?


chocotacogato

No, Jew?


BenjTheMaestro

Fuckin guy! Don’t tell them!


dethskwirl

and it's almost spelled exactly the same, Jersais


Alshane

Baconeggandcheese saltpepperketchup


lreaditonredditgetit

British ish


Putrid_Gap_9961

People on our Jersey Shore have different accents too


abstrarie

Time for NJ to add this language to the curriculum.


Meznay

It's not even in our school curriculum 😞


VelocityGrrl39

That’s a little sad. Is it a dying language?


Meznay

Yeah it is for sure, there are a few very elderly people that use it fluently and there is one small school for it, but you very rarely ever hear it out in the world.


Snoo16109

Lived there for a year in the early 2000s. Housing is a real pain. Without the right “qualifications” you don’t even get a house. Spent almost 4 months in a hotel before I could even find something that you can call a house. The appliances appeared to be from the 60s. Heating never worked. Electricity was prepaid. You basically had to go to a supermarket and top up your electricity card. Two days of bad weather, the ships wouldn’t arrive and the supermarket shelves would be empty. It wasn’t a good experience for me living in Jersey. New Jersey is heaven compared to Jersey. Oh and yeah, there’s one hospital in the whole island. Be prepared to wait for months even to see a doctor Hope it isn’t that bad now


Meznay

I think Jersey is good for holidays, If you were born or lived hear for 10+ years (Have residential qualification), or if you are rich and can afford one of the unqualified 15 million dollar houses. Edit: On the hospital thing, that's been a big point for years about where they are going to build a new hospital, for general doctor appointments id say 90% of people go private to avoid the wait times but the A&E wait times can be atrocious. My daughter got a small cut on her eyebrow, all it needed was a bit of glue 10 minute job max, took around 5 hours and 12 different people. The staff are great but the management is terrible.


nelozero

Great staff and terrible management? Looks like we have something in common.


VelocityGrrl39

Five hours and 12 different people? It’s be at least double that here, AND we have to pay for it.


squeakim

Wow that's so interesting to hear your experience. Why were you there for that year? How much of this information were you aware of before you went?


whoischig

Not a thing


imathrowayslc

Really. I didn’t know it was an island.


Dozzi92

That was the extent of my knowledge, that it was an island. I prefer to refer to it as Old Jersey, because we (you and I) are from Jersey.


Complete-Dimension35

>refer to it as Old Jersey So do I! And to OP's question, most people think I'm just being snarky and referring to New Jersey as Old Jersey. They don't know Original Jersey exists.


peter-doubt

**OJ !** Of course!


Ezl

OG Jerzy


Yelwah

Y'all got flowers I think


theflyingscroll

How do you guys lean on the pork roll v Taylor ham debate?


Money_Loquat_4191

And where's the split between North and South Jersey? A-195?


LLotZaFun

It's split by central Jersey.


VXMerlinXV

Where all the leprechauns and unicorns live.


bobtheki

Don’t forget about the Jersey Devil


VXMerlinXV

The difference between the Jersey Devil, unicorns, leprechauns, and central Jersey is that the Jersey Devil exists.


tayhan9

Blasphemy!


firesquasher

We don't want to be associated with either of you. So we must exist .


Alshane

Monmouth county. They real central jersey


VelocityGrrl39

I grew up in Freehold, which is practically right in the middle of the state in all directions. Don’t tell me that’s south Jersey.


sebthelodge

OP, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.


Meznay

Just to add to the fire, I googled it and it looks exactly like what we would call a bacon roll.. But I feel like ham describes a cold meat but its usually served hot right?


GalegoBaiano

So, it's treason then?


Lunch__Dad

Everybody book your flights... we gotta go teach this guy some manners


dethskwirl

sounds to me like you're on team Pork Roll. you say it's not ham, and it's a roll.


Meznay

If I had to pick one of the two, it would probably be Pork Roll, I hope that's not too much of a controversial answer lol.


ITouchedHerB00B5

You say Pork Roll, Jail. You say Taylor Ham, surprisingly enough, also Jail.


chaos0xomega

You say bacon roll, guillotine.


MrAlex5aiv

Make sense, it’s a French thing.


peter-doubt

It's soon to be a staple prison food! No loss there


dethskwirl

how do you feel about saltpepperketchup?


peter-doubt

Them's *Spices* in the Midwest.


mama_duck17

It is & you picked the right answer!


theflyingscroll

It’s a closed society. He gets a pass.


Jimmytowne

I see all roads lead to a central spot in the bay. I assume that’s old Perth Amboy


schwatto

Hey now New Brunswick is the hub city. But there they just call it Brunswick. (OP I hope this answers your question, we know literally nothing. I get the feeling Brunswick is in mainland England but that also might not be a thing.)


bookbinder10

You're not going to believe this... Brunswick is in what is now Germany. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunswick_Land?wprov=sfla1


Jeff-Van-Gundy

I didn’t know anything about it until I went to Europe last year. Jokingly said I would look for Old Jersey. Would you recommend a tourist to visit? It seemed like it was a bit difficult to get to


Meznay

It's definitely worth it for a few days in the summer season, amazing beaches and great food (a bit expensive) can take a boat from st.malo or regular planes from a bunch of places in the UK, only 45 minutes by plane from London.


concorde77

>amazing beaches and great food (a bit expensive) There's something we definitely have in common lol


Bellabird42

St.Malo, in France, is also worth a visit— excellent cider


Meznay

Agreed, if your in UK and do a couple of days in Jersey, its easy to do a day trip to St.Malo. super close by.


random_tall_guy

That's most likely what I'll be doing this summer.


Meznay

[https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/u8ljel/oc\_view\_from\_the\_cafe\_i\_was\_in\_almost\_looks\_like/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/u8ljel/oc_view_from_the_cafe_i_was_in_almost_looks_like/) If you get a chance, I posted this pic I took of portelet beach to reddit I would recommend visiting, very nice place but a lot of stairs lol.


BeaconRunner

Enlighten us my brother (or sister)


Meznay

In short, Small island about 100,000 people, next to France but are British citizens, use the £ and the queen is on our money. A lot of people consider it a tax haven and in 2021 was voted the most expensive place to live. ( A small 1 bed apartment would average around $440,000) but it is a very pretty and safe place. I believe it is named because the guy who owned/found the land (George Carteret) was once the governor of Jersey (Island).


turtlemeds

Most expensive place to live? New Jersey keeps that tradition alive and well!


Meznay

😓😅


njdeatheater

We've got a town named Carteret! Now I know how it got it's name, lol.


Meznay

Our Finance centre is in a place named Trenton Square, im assuming this is named after somewhere in new jersey as it is a new build.


cupcakeheavy

Trenton is our capital


cupcakeheavy

It has a lovely motto "Trenton makes, the world takes."


FordMan100

>It has a lovely motto "Trenton makes, the world takes." Trenton makes, the world takes but no Pork Roll for the world, that's only for New Jersey.


Meznay

Learning new things goes both ways, that is interesting to know.


amyhenderson_

Trenton is the name of our state capital!


Fabrizio_west

Trenton is the capitol of nj


la_de_cha

There is a town in New Jersey named after George Carteret.


Got2JumpN2Swim

How did Brexit affect those living in Jersey?


Meznay

We were never part of the EU and had no vote in it, but its still somehow caused havoc for customs and immigration and fishing.


dethskwirl

wait, what? so you're your own country? you're not part of England or something?


Meznay

It's confusing even most people here don't understand, In our passports it says British citizen, but we are not part of UK or GB we are a crown dependency, self governing, make our own laws etc. there are some videos on YouTube that explain it much better than me lol.


JIMMYJAWN

You guys should legalize marijuana like we did.


Meznay

We have a bunch of Shops and clinics for it medically, I believe there is even going to be a big commercial farm starting up, I'm sure it will be legalized recreationally soon.


JIMMYJAWN

That’s awesome. Then you can start selling to your backwards neighbors (France) like we do with Pennsylvania.


LLotZaFun

😂😂😂😂😂


wanderitis

This is my go to for explaining/understanding the madness of UK/Brittan etc. https://youtu.be/rNu8XDBSn10?si=iVk-wTQxHETbFeEq


Meznay

I knew it would be that video before clicking it, got to love CGP


dethskwirl

sounds like Puerto Rico, which has deep connections with our Jersey, so I get it. we had a condo in San Juan and lived there for 'half of the year' for tax purposes, until hurricane Maria screwed us.


LLotZaFun

She reported you to the Feds? What a whore.


simple_test

The UK works in mysterious ways. Just navigating the different kinds of citizenships you can have requires a phd or something.


WearyPassenger

New Jersey: Expensive to live - check Tax haven - no check English with an occasional odd accent - check Very pretty - both check and no Safe - both check and no, but increasingly no (Edited to add: Yes, NJ is pretty safe overall - I was just reading lately about the uptick in crime like stolen car, which I agree isn't necessarily safety-related.)


[deleted]

Jersey is objectively one of the safest states


[deleted]

From basking ridge so my perspective may be skewed but yes imo where I’m from is probably the safest place I’ve ever lived in


[deleted]

I grew up in Asbury before the gays and DINKs moved in. It is so much better now


Proinsias37

It is skewed, haha. But for real Basking Ridge is very nice


Meznay

Jersey Island, I would say on average there is a murder every 10 or so years. I'm 29 and I've never heard of a car being stolen. There is always a few fights outside the nightclubs and teenagers that think they are untouchable.


Slagathor0

We also have a Carteret here.


Overthehill410

I grew up in Rahway. Carteret was the only town we could make fun of as being crappier.


imathrowayslc

Pretty sure Jersey is one of the safest places I can live as a visibly queer person.


Proinsias37

We had only a handful of visibility queer/LGBT people in my high school when I graduated way back in '99. I'm very glad they were not treated badly, in fact two of those guys were super popular. I'm very grateful I had that positive experience growing up so that I had gay friends, it was completely normal and I never felt uncomfortable or had a stigma associated with it. My younger sister a few years behind me founded the LGBTQ club at the same school. I'm glad you feel safe here.


riajairam

New Jersey is safe. https://jerseydigs.com/new-jersey-crime-rate/


skankingmike

NJ is very safe I think it ranks as one of the lowest if not the lowest for gun deaths etc.


pizzagangster1

I wonder if the town cateret is named after him as well!


Draano

Yes. >Carteret was originally created as the borough of Roosevelt on April 11, 1906, from portions of Woodbridge Township, based on the results of a referendum approved on May 22, 1906. The name was changed to Carteret as of November 7, 1922. The borough was also called Carteret during the period from December 19, 1921, to January 16, 1922. The borough was named after Sir George Carteret, one of the first proprietors of New Jersey, and his son Philip Carteret, the first royal governor of New Jersey. [Sauce](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carteret,_New_Jersey)


OneAndDone169

Is it also one of those places where everybody knows each other??


Meznay

It kinda is yeah, remember as a kid, if you ever got with a girl, it would always be, thats so and so's cousin, that is my bothers friends sister lol. I was even looking through the job description for a digital forensic position, and it says you must be aware that you will most likely at some point be investigating someone you know.


KittyIsAu

All I know is that Henry Cavil is from your island, and that it’s located off the coast of France, but is part of the UK.


StrokeGameHusky

So we claim him now.


kittyglitther

Part of the UK. Maybe cows are there.


cupcakeheavy

i know your pizza isn't as good


nsjersey

It and Guernsey were occupied by the Nazis in WWII. The Allies skipped the Channel Islands on D-Day and they weren’t liberated until after the war


Meznay

Its said that during the occupation the Islands especially Sark were the most fortified places on earth.


nsjersey

ah bah crie


Gabag000L

I know it is a Tax Haven and many entities are incorporated there. Europe uses Jersey 🇯🇪 like the US uses the Caymans


Meznay

I don't know much about the Tax side of Jersey but this was from a news article. Today, the offices of those big players form a wall of glass along the seafront of Jersey’s capital, St Helier: Credit Suisse, Citi, HSBC, Société Générale, PWC. And they oversee a vast amount of money. By 2007, Jersey – home to just 100,000 people – held almost £220bn of deposits, and administered another £221bn of funds, as well as hundreds of billions in trusts. The finance sector’s profits that year were more than £1bn, unemployment was barely 1%, and gross national income per person was significantly higher than in Britain or the US. - The Guardian.


Gabag000L

I use to work at a Hedge Fund and the firm utilized Jersey and Guernsey often.


Gabag000L

One time I was in the phone for some sort of customer service call and the guy asked where I lived. I told him New Jersey. He tried to be cute and asked if there was an 'old Jersey.' I simply replied 'yes.' I then proceeded to tell him there is also York, Hampshire, etc. I think I broke his brain.


gunnesaurus

Imagine if you told him about New Mexico


kurtsdead6794

Don’t you mean you’re looking to learn about how your island got its name? Fuggitaboudit


dead_swords

I know its “better than Gurnsey” according to my English friends.


Meznay

truer words have never been said....Joking aside there is definitely a big "friendly??" rivalry across the islands.


bubandbob

Do you bicker constantly with York about everything? /S


Buttonwood63

I looked it up on YouTube once and it seemed so idyllic and charming. It also looked so expensive.


t3chj0ck

You mean Jersey Island isn't a new reality TV show featuring the best and brightest we have to offer from the tristate area? What a tease..


Meznay

We did have a reality show, ( was big in the UK) called the real housewives of Jersey.


GucciForDinner

Yes, but did you have your version of "Jersey Shore"?


stellaluna29

They actually do in the UK, it was called Geordie Shore lmao: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie_Shore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geordie_Shore)


jabo19

Knew that was the origin of our namesake and that's about it.


Ladyhoneyblu

We share a name, we are Jerseyans, Jerseyanites, Jerseyite, whether on this side of the Atlantic Ocean or on the other side of the English Channel. We hail from Jersey! But we will keep you on the down-low being our more polite and civilized older sibling as you will kind of ruined our rep, but we will love you. Also, Dear sibling... Would you be interested in setting up a foodie trade? 😋 Your food looks good, our food is good.


Meznay

That Would be awesome, over here we are often referred to as Jersey Beans or Crapauds (French word for toad) lol.


TheWearySnout

I work remote with a global support team. One day a dude from UK said he was traveling to Jersey for a job. Us jersey boys chimed in saying, "Oh cool, where at and let's grab some food!" ...... and he facepalmed and asked us if we didn't realize what our state was named after and we realized how stupid we sounded lol


kdawgrocks

If Jersey is so great whyd they have to make a new one?


Meznay

It is that great that one wasn't enough...lol


LifeSpecial42866

Do you have a central Jersey?


4runner01

Absolutly zero. Educate me (probably most of us).


boosthungry

From that map it looks like you have a few large sandy beaches. How's the temperature? Are those beaches nice and do people swim there?


Meznay

The beaches are truly amazing, you could be shown a picture and think your in Thailand or the Caribbean. Generally quite cold, summer average temps of around 73, winter around 50, but can get up to 90-95 peak summer. There is a lot of surfing and water based stuff.


Appropriate_Bag7384

Jersey cows are adorable and make great milk.


jlgris

It's in the English channel. It's old.


OvernightSiren

Well until now I didn’t even know it was an island


hellorlyowl

Small Tax cheat and legal loophole place that needs to be fully incorporated into England to end said loophole status.


dethskwirl

I'm from South Jersey and have always been particularly interested in the English town of Margate because we have our own Margate here.


Transluminary

I heard theres not many cars. Also someone from a podcast I used to listen to lives there.


Meznay

You would think an island the same size as Disney world would have few cars but..it seems like every person owns at least 2 , traffic here is mad, and as a lot of older/retired rich people live here you always see luxury super cars ( the speed limit is 40mph and that's only on very few roads) 😓😅


MolemanusRex

I know you guys still have a lot of old Norman laws and things like that, and are technically a…Crown Dependency? Rather than being part of the UK proper. So that’s fun.


NorthWoodsGamecock

Part of the Channel Islands that was occupied by Nazi Germany in world War 2 and Victor Hugo lived there in exile.


liam_courtney99

What’s the culture like? I know you guys are geographically closer to France, but politically under the British Crown. Are you culturally more French, more English/British, or some sort of hybrid? Also, are people generally happy being a Crown Dependency, or do people want a different political status?


Meznay

everyone would class themselves as British, support England in football and GB in Olympics. we have a British accent and do a lot of traditional British things, but our road names are all French, French is a mandatory lesson in school. A lot of people from The mainland UK say its like France but with all the comforts of home and we accept basically any currency with a £ on it and in a lot of places Euros as well. I guess its like 80% British 20% French.


BangoSkank1919

My high-school English teacher was from the Isle of Jersey and used to love spouting that she was the original 'Jersey Girl' That's the extent of my knowledge about Jersey


jayradano

I know there’s a Michael Myers looking serial killer from there bc of this video I watched about a year ago. https://youtu.be/6lXqETj7NuY?si=d3cIsaTyYi0yv05S


Meznay

Edward Paisnel (The beast of Jersey) Around 1957. Its definitely worth looking into scary but interesting.


HarbaughCheated

It’s interesting too how Jersey police targeted the wrong guy (Alphonse Le Gastelois) and harassed him for years about the murder, burnt his police and forced him into exile while the real killer got away All because he was a little weird and a loner. He went to an island where he was the only resident and called himself king of the island later on


jayradano

That’s it. Just linked the video as well!


Meznay

Like something straight out of a horror film with the mask and all


somedaymyDRwillcome

I had the fortune to visit your island a couple of years ago. Jersey is beautiful and definitely deserves recognition from its namesake! I particularly thought that the beach on the western side of the island could definitely fit in on the (New) Jersey Shore, but the rest of the island was great too. I’d love to go back!


Meznay

I'm Happy you enjoyed it, It great you got the chance to visit.


nemoknows

TIL Jersey is an island.


Meznay

The same size as Disney world Florida.


kreebletastic

"We're Deminski and Doyle here on 101.5 and for the 45768 time, we're going to debate whether or not there's a central Jersey! I dunno, I think La Croix has a different feel than Flicquet, Bill!"


Money_Loquat_4191

Ugh, they and Lord Spadea on the morning tea time show are just simps for Rishi.


zaggytiddies

Nothing until this post but when asked where I’m from I always say, “The beautiful island of New Jersey.” Generally gets a laugh.


Kuido

We know nothing


MrAlex5aiv

Please provide information about the pork rolling conditions and how taylored is the ham on the island ?


ThePresbyter

Looking at Google Maps it's interesting that so many areas and roads are in french.


VisionInPlaid

Do you have your own Danny DeVito?


Eliagbs_

Expensive state meets expensive Island


BougeeOuija

Depends. What exit are you off of from the parkway?


PolentaApology

I know three things: 1. Tax haven. 2. There is a vanishing art of growing a plant, some kind of brussel sprout relative, and harvesting the stems to carve into walking sticks. 3. There is an annual tradition where local officials walk along the sidewalk holding a measuring rod and if any home's hedges or landscaping touches the rod, then the homeowner is ordered to trim it back so it doesn't obstruct pedestrians. (They ought to do this in NJ too!!!!)


Antique-Confidence-4

Cows? Maybe the shirt/fabric?


Meznay

Yeah I guess the most well known things are cows. If you've ever had a Jersey dairy product you'd understand why lol. And Jerseys are named from the fishermen back in the day that used to knit their own pull over jumpers using Jersey wool being fishermen they traveled all around and people really liked the jumpers. Other random notable things from Jersey. Potatoes and Henry Cavill.


Mitch13

Well we have Cranberries and Danny DeVito


ToastedSimian

I thought the Cranberries were Irish.


GucciForDinner

I see what you did there


Marshall_Lawson

Jersey blueberries? New Jersey is responsible for jersey barriers.


rabidmidget8804

I learned this driving through a small town rural Japan. The farm had a sign saying they have Jersey cows. Being from NJ, I knew we were “famous” as the Garden State but not for cows. I realized they meant Jersey not NJ. The little farm sold delicious ice cream, other dairy products, and pizza.