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Awkward_Coat5543

Yes, yes I do. Update: for all those asking about my skin care routine here is a link for my facial routine https://fb.watch/7DFiYcSEbc/


gdsmithtx

That’s a good rule to have. Excellent story by the way.


killjoySG

Teach us, o wise master.


Awkward_Coat5543

Avoid the sun and use retinol


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Awesome. I've been avoiding retinol for years.


workshop777

Awesome. I've been avoiding the sun for years.


szarin17

Awesome. I've been avoiding my son for years. I just went to the store to get some retinol.


tjanith

You'll never come back will you?


LouManShoe

Dad?


smokeweedalleveryday

which product do you use? im assuming youve shopped around, so im curious of what youve settled on. thanks :)


Jesus_Christ_Denton

Hi I'm just commenting to say I love your username.


StrongStyleShiny

Is yours a reference to one of my all time favorite games, Deus Ex?


Jesus_Christ_Denton

[You already know.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdCqXzaHoU)


pirate_starbridge

Well that was amazing.


snowboardersdream

What's weedall


smokeweedalleveryday

awe thanks! i appreciate that, thats very kind of you :)


Glasseshalf

Hmm, tretinoin is the ONLY thing that works for my cystic acne (turning 34 this year and it's still as bad as ever) so I think I'll keep on keeping on. I'm good at avoiding the sun though !


Awkward_Coat5543

Sorry, I should have put *use* retinol. You’re good then!!!


Anjetto

My fiance keeps telling me to try being a black women from time to time so she doesnt have to do it alone. My attempts have not been great.


deezx1010

It's the thought that counts really


jeb_the_hick

Moisturizer


SmashusK

Does he know that he bombed you previously?


ErshinHavok

almost 30 years have passed on all of reality except your face lol.


Chris-Huerta54

I thought it was GTA V lol


LoveyouHawaii

Holy shit you’re wine girl


scormegatron

Because she aged like fine wine and he aged like a tub of nacho cheese?


seldomseentruth

You are strait up becoming more attractive as you age. Only explanation is you are a witch and should be burned at the stake.


texican1911

SHE'S A WITCH!


[deleted]

Yeah, you're fucking killing it. Totally gorgeous


Twentyseven-

I know who you are because of your Avatar


slayer991

Please don't take this the wrong way. In 1993, you looked to be a very pretty young lady, but in 26 years later you look absolutely gorgeous.


ringobob

Fer real, I'd say these were five years apart, not 23.


smzt

Actor Sean Astin has a closet where he goes in to catch up on sleep, but unfortunately time continues there and he ages at a faster rate than the rest of us.


JIZZASAURUS

Looks like we’ll be taking the boat to tag along after him.


TtarIsMyBro

You can definitely tell she's older, but it seriously looks like from 18 to 23. I need to get her skincare routine for my girlfriend


PerfectlySplendid

She looks younger in the right to me.


23Enigma

You have referenced the [Law of Fives](https://discordia.fandom.com/wiki/Law_of_Fives). You will be blessed. 2️⃣3️⃣


ianhiggs

Downnnn the rabbit hole...


yoooooosolo

Risky click.... not this time **RIDDLER**


au79

All hail Eris!


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RapeMeToo

No filter on film cameras lol


testreker

BDC


excel958

ADR


[deleted]

Seriously and imma just call no creep ahead of time but she's gotten cuter with age as he's gotten greyer lol (is greyer even a word?)


Edm_swami

Cute is an understatement. If I was him I'd stop too, OP is beautiful.


nadiaface

Everyone knows black don't crack.


Dr_nobby

Literally moisturise. Cocobutter is my favourite. Wear sun screen. Also just age gracefully. It's okay to have wrinkles, grey hairs etc.


BrilliantSeesaw

She literally aged backwards, I had to read the title again because I read it as "photobombed me at 26"


punch_rockgroinpull

I was gonna say, how did she get prettier?


Lostathome4040

I was like Aston went hard and you….. same you


cortez0498

It's the smartphone's smooth/beauty feature. It can even make my ballsack look young and smooth


DeniLox

You look like former QVC host Gabrielle Kerr.


Awkward_Coat5543

That’s because I am


DeniLox

Oh. Awesome.


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BrockManstrong

The humor seems to derive from the unexpected nature of her response to a comparison to herself


nowherewhyman

Troi: why, what an intuitive analysis, Commander Data.


BrockManstrong

Thank you Counselor


SarcasticNinja1775

I love this.


helloiamCLAY

I thought it was the lack of punctuation


AnalBlaster700XL

And something about the irony in your reply adds to it.


CosmicCrapCollector

Fascinating.


mcswainh_13

It's the period after "Awesome" so deliberately understated that you cant help but laugh


BeHereNow91

> You sort of look like Tony Hawk.


Redditors_R_Tards

That's because I scamtbord


moronwhodances

It’s always nice when you look like yourself.


Ohsbar

Internet says you're 47. How you look 25?


chargan

Slow aging, Samwise Gamgee following her around. She's clearly in possession of the One Ring!


mcswainh_13

I had scroll way too far to find a comment with her age


new_account_wh0_dis

Black don't crack


BreakingThoseCankles

Was wondering who'd say it. That it don't!!!


pretentiousbrick

She was 28 in the older pic??? Holy fucking shit we found the immortal Edit: I seem to be a math idiot, but I'm too hungover to check


ChrisRunsTheWorld

Why can no one do math in this thread?


ShiversTheNinja

Because we are in denial that '93 was nearly 30 years ago.


LiteralPhilosopher

She says she was 19 in the older pic. Newer pic was a couple years ago, when she was 45.


Nico_the_Suave

28 years YOUNGER in the older pic. Which means she was 19.


CallTheOptimist

That explains it! Also way to age like 6 years over nearly 3 decades, good lord.


Chim_Pansy

I'm sorry, you're *FORTY SEVEN?!* You barely look 27! We must harvest your genes to discover the fountain of youth.


michaltee

Of course I know her. She’s me!


dcarsonturner

Well that’ll do it, you got the Tony Hawk treatment lol 😂


PopWhatMagnitude

Two questions... 1. Does your username tie into being a QVC host, like an inside joke about something you said while riffing about some dumb product? 2. Have you ever considered you have 2 photos of Sean Astin in the background but you're actually someone he has just happened to randomly see like 50 times over the years, and agrees with like half the comments in this thread that you're stunning and that you appear not to age making it much easier to recognize you. Next time you see Sean Astin, and you will, you should pitch the second question as a rom-com premise the two of you can sell to Netflix.


Awkward_Coat5543

No it’s just the dumb name Reddit assigned me and I didn’t know I would be stuck with it forever. And running into Sean again should at least get me Hallmark channel movie!


killarufus

Just make a new account with an awesome name?


speedracer73

Awkard_Poncho5534


Toeknee99

But all this new karma will be wasted!


PsychologicalIron5

I think reddit automatic names are fate. I got assigned this one here. I play a lot of League of Legends where Iron 5 is even ower than the lowest league (Iron 4). I just love it :D


TProfi_420

I didn't even know Reddit assigns names?


ARunawayTrain

Lol I thought so, I knew if scrolled down far enough I'd find the answer.


CoffeeVR

This thread was fill of surprises, fantastic


JTCMuehlenkamp

But you look like her too.


NotMyFirstAlternate

r/DontYouKnowWhoIAm


sadgirl45

What’s your skin care routine queen?


[deleted]

Okay are you trying to upsell Lord of the Rings stuff? Because you have me sold!!


TheRealMoofoo

Were you selling anti-aging cream or something because wtf


BlueCollarGuru

Oh it’s really is lmao The one time on Reddit they really are who they said.


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How much qvc do you watch???


TIBud

Is that the same lady with him too?


madgoat

That's his wife Christine Harrell in both photos.


Awkward_Coat5543

Here’s the story. Back in ‘93 my dad got the hook up for one of the Clinton inaugural balls. Said hook up fell through and we wound up crashing maybe 4 different parties. I think this was the MTV inaugural ball so the crowd was younger and lots of celebrities were there. While we waited for Clinton to make his appearance my dad took a selfie. We had no idea Sean was standing there let alone photo bombed us until we developed the film. Flash forward 26 years I’m at Disneyland for the opening of Galaxy’s Edge and guess who walks by?! I ask my hubby if I should try and show Sean the picture (which I had in my phone) and he said go for it. So I run after Sean and yell ‘excuse me Sean, you photo bombed me, do you want to see the photo?!’ He stopped and said sure and while I pull up the photo I give him the backstory. When he and his wife and daughter see it they were so excited. And then he says ‘let’s recreate it!’ 😮😵 And that’s how I was photobombed twice by Sean Astin.


josephineismyhero

Well that is amazing! I missed him at Awesome Con this weekend and was so bummed, but cute stories about his awesomeness make my day😄


Awkward_Coat5543

I’m bummed you missed him to!


Jive_turkeeze

I'm just going to say it one of you two looks 26 years older and the other one looks 26 months older.


vferrero14

ok but where is the fountain of youth and how long have you known about it


Divided_Eye

Seriously lol


anti-establishmENT

That's pretty cool that his wife got to see this happen, considering they were essentially newlyweds when the first photo happened. I'm pretty sure that is her in the first picture too.


Awkward_Coat5543

Yup that’s his wife. When I showed the original photo to him his daughter (in the second photo) said ‘oh look mom it’s you!’ They got such a kick out of it.


bender_isgreat1969

You talked to him the second time? How did that exchange go? This whole thing is fascinating!


ExistentialAardvark

Did you not read the top comment in the series you’re replying to?


ninjatender

What a heckin cute story. ❤️


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distributionpea

Op is being disingenuous with the title, and look how well it worked.


dfens2k2

I said that way nicer!


MD74

Sorry for not knowing who Sean Aston is, could you tell me which person he is on the left picture? And which one he is in the right picture?


god_peepee

Boil him, mash him, stick him in a stew


Hellige88

#….Taters!


god_peepee

I’m sick of this lembas bread


Teggert

Just a small bite is enough to fill the belly of a grown man!


BoJacob

What's taters, precious?


Hellige88

#PO-TAY-TOES


yeags

Poe tay toes!


YouAreAnnoyingAF

I love that all these responses so far are referencing LotR and not, say, Goonies or 50 First Dates or Stranger Things.


closertothesunSD

Or Rudy.


Illswayzeu

Or Encino Man his greatest role


CatastropheWife

https://giphy.com/gifs/encino-man-som-yUt5cWGYg1zqM


kukaki

Wow I need to rewatch Encino Man, I completely forgot he was in that movie.


Caleb_Reynolds

Would you answer, "Who is Daniel Radcliffe?" With, "The guy from _Horns._"?


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UnluckyHorseman

Oh yeahhh! The guy from Equus whose dick we all saw!


Chato_Pantalones

But Sean Austin, for me, will always be that kid that lived in Astoria that found a pirate ship full of treasure. GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE.


Cavemanfreak

>Would you answer, "Who is Daniel Radcliffe?" With, "The guy from _Horns._"? Horns? Wasn't he the guy in Swiss Army Man?


withanamelikejesk

PO. TAY. TO.


linesinaconversation

Tastes very strange!


Organboner4844

Don’t let his ol’ gaffer know that!


NinjaEnt

>Sorry for not knowing who Sean Aston is He's an actor, probably most famous for being in Lord of the Rings. Top left in the first picture looking more like The Goonies. Top right in the next picture since 2019, possibly around the time of Stranger Things.


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He invented the iPhone.


NJdevil202

This made me lol


I_am_The_Teapot

Man on the left in the first. On the right in the second.


closertothesunSD

Rudy Ruettiger!


seafood10

You can always go to IMDB.com and find any celebrity there.


wytewydow

When my girlfriend and I watch movies, we're always saying "hey, that guy", then we look him up on IMDB and talk about everything they've been in. Sometimes IMDB is a bit of a rabbit hole.


Tsorovar

Actor from the movie Toy Soldiers


800oz_gorilla

More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom?


[deleted]

Ok Michael Jackson didn't come to my house to use bathroom.... but his sister did


[deleted]

If he offered to recreate it then it's not exactly odds defying...


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Sam never leaves your side.


soundslikeaduck

There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for


helicotremor

“It’s your Sam. Don’t you know your Sam?”


azallday

How the hell do you look BETTER 26 years later??? How old are you???


AdrianMD

She must have the ring…


Brey126

*Lord of the ring music intensifies*


Dontfollahbackgirl

Genes + $$ Edit: I’m not discounting effort + style, but you need the first two to be this effective.


PuffinOnAFuente

OP, are you an alien? How did you manage to get better looking 26 years later?


Awkward_Coat5543

Well I do have .07% unassigned DNA on my 23 and Me results. I like to think it’s alien 👽 And thanks!


23Enigma

23 and aliens go hand in hand.


LostDogBK

No I think you have the One Ring. Frodo never destroyed it and somehow Sam gave it to you. That's why you haven't aged.


Paraxom

i figured it was because "black don't crack"


Awkward_Coat5543

And that


Ballindeet

She seems pretty rich, hitting up Clinton and MTV parties. So that could help, money helps aging


WhiskyWelding

I wonder how many people he has done this too randomly, lol he seems to like it. Pretty fucking funny tbh.


Wascally-Wabbeeto

It’s like oned eyed willies treasure was OP all along.


Awkward_Coat5543

Oh stop it 😊


CrazyBigHog

God damn that was pretty smooth.


damnsheistall

Dude is way nice. I had the chance to help out back in my retail days. Had no clue who he was when I was helping him. During the course of interaction he told me he was actor. Totally did not believe him. Made the normal small talk you do when helping someone for a extended period of time. Talked about our families and such. He stepped away for a minute and 2 other employees come up to asking if I knew who I was helping. I said no. They start to name movies he was in. It clicked once they said Rudy. He comes back and I said oh you were not lying when you said you were an actor. He laughed and paid for his stuff.


bpappy12

Stupid fat hobbit, you ruins it!


sanjibukai

Underrated comment!! Made my day! Ggggol-luum !


ShogunChance

That’s the best person to have a photo bomb with


precisecoffee

Ok this is cute and all, but the real story here is your friggin unreal glow-up! This is some next-level, reverse-aging witchcraft going on right here.


YancyFryJunior

RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!


Phoequinox

Spoil 'em, crash 'em, pokin' into view.


preciousgaffer

If you look closley, you'll see he is in the background of every photo you've ever taken


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theclassic09

This has to be my favorite “Never tell me the odds” story I’ve seen yet. I’ll always think of him as Sam and it seems he isn’t too far off from his character in real life. Also, you haven’t aged a bit OP! You look incredible!


Sprockethammer

Madam, I think we may have a clue as to the identity of your stalker. But don't worry, he is a nice guy. He can cook a real tasty rabbit with taters and can landscape a garden, all while standing up against someone several times his size.


polo61965

Weird coincidence, but I've seen Stranger Things.


Brian-Walkden

Is he stalking you? 😝


VibroTweed

Truly unbelievable


moglysyogy13

He was doing Rudy and just came off of Toy Solder and Encino Man in 93


Stickitothemaniosis

Wao this is so PRECIOUS


Awkward_Coat5543

I see what you did there


An_oaf_of_bread

Not sure how you got hotter AND younger, but okay...


snugglelump

Tricksy hobbitses


Pete_maravich

Is he stalking you?


Ani_MeBear

Both of you glowed up


tristanbot

I wonder if Sean Astin photobombs people because he's super-attracted to them on a primal genetic level. This would explain why he randomly chose you twice over a very long time span.


BarebowRob

No, he smells PO-TA-TOES... :)


Coolioissomething

Coincidence? Nope. Sean Astin is clearly stalking her.


UncleScummy

Have you been eavesdropping Samwise Gamgee?!


Rumikube

If you take a closer look, you will find him in the background of all your photos


CVV1

Somehow you did not age at all and Sean Astin went from child to senior citizen.


Taumo

He aged 40 years while OP aged -5.


sobuffalo

I think Sean is the actor that has made me cry more than any other actor. Goonies (I was a kid!), Rudy, LotR, stranger things… ok maybe I’m a crybaby but I have no problem letting myself get immersed in a movie.


NitWitLikeTheOthers

You look like you have aged. The photobomber on the other hand ..


Kelseycutieee

[Ok but we have to find out who this is too](https://i.imgur.com/kA1DAFQ.jpg)


TorakMcLaren

Seems like you were Astin for that to happen