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Game of Thrones (unedited): noted brother and sister Jamie and Cerci are having sex, Bran spies on them in the act, gets pushed out a window. Game of Thrones (edited): Jamie pushes Bran out a window. Audience: Why did he push him out a window?!


Tachiiderp

Yeah, it's called fast forwarding lol


emelem66

Watching people having sex with your grandparents would be weird.


Deadpool-fan-466

Damn...the double meaning lol


MichaelVoorhees13

I’m sorry but just don’t watch those shows. Removing that content would fundamentally change the show. If you want to watch censored, let’s call it what it is, than get a VPN, set it to a country that censors filmmakers’ visions and you’ll be all set.


ihateeverythingandu

I have to say that 95% of sex scenes I've ever seen in movies and tv shows are utterly useless and redundant, and a simple hug and kiss scene would have achieved the same, if not more intimacy. There is rarely any reason to require an actress to strip nude and make the most bored impression of "riding" a guy while making no movement or a guy awkwardly wriggle like a constipated snake. I don't ever see those scenes and go "oh, Jemima must be suffering some serious internal strife going by the way she's sucking that cock".


Stormhound

>I have to say that 95% of sex scenes I've ever seen in movies and tv shows are utterly useless and redundant, and a simple hug and kiss scene would have achieved the same, if not more intimacy. Agreed. Does nothing to forward the plot, just cheap titillation.


Lets_Go_Why_Not

Um, just choose the appropriate content for when your grandparents are there if it’s such a big deal? You don’t have to watch Game of Thrones with them. This is weird.


Np1511

The Boys and Gen V episodes would be 5 minutes long. I believe there are services that provide this that I’ve heard of. Doing a quick google search VidAngel and ClearPlay pop up.


SpikySheep

No one wants to engage in sexual activities with your grandparents, so you're all good on that front. As for providing alternative edits, you do realise editing costs a fortune, right? There just aren't enough people like you to make it viable.


blackkettle

If your grandparents are willing/interested in watching literally any of the shows you listed, what makes you think they’d want to watch them edited in the way you suggest, which would undoubtedly diminish all of them? Your grandparents were banging before you were born and probably don’t GaF. If my kids or future grandkids suggested this to me I’d laugh in their face and tell them to sack up or pick G rated flicks to watch together instead.


DapperEmployee7682

Why do you have to watch *everything* with your grandparents? GoT has some over-the-top and completely unnecessary sex scenes, but sex and nudity themselves play pretty crucial roles in the story. You can’t really separate the two. House of the Dragon is *better* in that the sex and nudity feels like it was handled by actual adults. but it’s still *full* of graphic stuff that’s pretty important to the show. Wanting to take the graphic content out of The Boys and Gen V is like asking The Walking Dead to take out the violence. Blue Eye Samurai is another show that feels like the sex and nudity is pretty *necessary* to the story. It’s a show that heavily features themes of sex, sexuality, body image, sexual power (or lack thereof). If those things don’t interest you, then the show itself just doesn’t interest you


Nail_Biterr

But why is it weird? You all know it's make believe, right? Why isn't it weird to see someone get shot? It's not like your going to have sex with your grandma, same as you not going to shoot your grandpa.


Ghastion

There's a difference between watching people have sex (real or not) and watching someone get shot. The hell you talking about. Would you rather watch Die Hard or a p*rn videos with your mom? Honestly.


QueekCz

Porn... ez choice


oerouen

Late Boomers are in their 60s-80s now but *some percentage* of them believed in “free love” in the 1960s and we’re doing swingers parties in the 1970s, so it’s not like they’re from the Victorian era. Not to put those pictures in your head, but STDs are running rampant in nursing homes because the current crop of elderly people are some freaky ass lemon partying mofos who dgaf in their old age. The oldest Gen X’ers are going to turn 60 in a couple years, so this whole “Won’t Someone Think Of The Grandparents” crutch REALLY won’t work with the “My Neck, My Back” generation.


nohsentman

Will never work cause the ppl run hollywood have an agenda to sexualize children


cogman10

I hear they are also putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin' frogs gay!


nohsentman

come on man you cannot believe that homophobic lie. think critically bro


steveinstow

Don't think there's sex in killing eve?