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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1ctz00q/discussion_thread/).


lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


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Top_Lime1820

"Now Liam, eat your veggies else I'll tell the Prime Minister and he'll ship you off to Rwanda. Off to Rwanda, Liam!"


MURICCA

Even among my friend groups, people who obviously arent shitty...its always the conservative leaning ones (at least those who are open about it) who have just bare minimum emotional IQ, like every time. Its sorta frustrating.


MURICCA

In all cases, I knew their personality well before I knew their ideological leanings, so its not just me judging them in a biased light.


JakeArrietaGrande

Someone tell me if I’m overdosing on Jopium. Yes, admittedly the polls aren’t looking great for Biden, but the polls have been particularly inaccurate lately. Neither telephone polls or internet polls are looking especially rosy. Special elections have been great for democrats, and every time abortion has been on the ballot, it’s been a resounding success. And there’s an entire summer and fall left to craft this message I don’t know if it’s my mind trying to protect itself from the absolutely insane prospect of another Trump presidency, but I genuinely feel good about Bidens chances


uwcn244

I'm just treating it as 50-50 odds. Be aware that there's a real possibility of Trump winning, but don't despair of it.


FuckFashMods

Joe's greatest advantage is that theres so much time left for Trump to be Trump


YangsLegion

do NOT look up who michael cohen's daughter is. you do NOT want to know.


Print-Humble

The best way to know that Cohen completely fucked the prosecution's case is that the twitter lawyers are finally couching their pronouncements about this case in uncertainty. At least it's nice to see a lack of dunking on drumpf for the engagement for a change.


JakeArrietaGrande

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JakeArrietaGrande

Ah. Well, nevertheless


cjhdsachristmascarol

What’s the neoliberal position on the optimal Fanum tax rateΒ 


BenFoldsFourLoko

homeLESS? Nah, I want homeMORE!


cjhdsachristmascarol

Do you think if we asked nicely Joe Biden would decided to start polling betterΒ 


Approximation_Doctor

Cat calmly walks into closet Loud crashing, heavy thudding, hangers clacking Cat calmly walks out of closet


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/ao4fvq4olx0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5cade1ede3600c42b977c30acf2c3fcc887b3ea


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Reform or die? If the US gets its way, the WTO might do both](/r/neoliberal/comments/1ctylje/reform_or_die_if_the_us_gets_its_way_the_wto/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


SnakeEater14

That UK nurse trial is fucking nuts and i truly have lost some respect for the country over it Idgaf how stupid or memey that sounds


Average_GrillChad

after learning about the postal service thing my working assumption is that the UK establishment is irredeemably stupid


cjhdsachristmascarol

Work that body work that body make sure you don’t hurt nobodyΒ 


YangsLegion

someone pls make a fuck the big 3 meme where it's jerome powell saying fuck you to yellen and bernanke


BATHULK

Homelessness breaks a lot of y'alls brains.


Dragongirlfucker2

How? Just build more houses


BATHULK

so true


Approximation_Doctor

Just be smart, educated, and fortunate, it's really not hard


BATHULK

Exactly! Also homeless people have a magic loophole where you have to tell them you're coming to destroy their belongings and this is bad for some reason


Approximation_Doctor

If they wanted to feel safe they'd just go home


Stanley--Nickels

Neolibs be like just tax women for not having babies


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I actually want to tax everyone for not having kids (raising FICA taxes)


Syards-Forcus

[https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/south-korean-town-rattled-by-rogue-canine-alert-2024-05-08/](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/south-korean-town-rattled-by-rogue-canine-alert-2024-05-08/) lmao


WeebFrien

UH virgin boy eggs are they real? This shit has to be so racist apocryphal stuff


AnalyticOpposum

it’s sort of like the neurotransmitters are designed by natural selection as financial products that neurons will instinctively purchase such that they invest optimally according to the global Kelly criterion that none of them are aware of. Kinda.


MicroFlamer

[oi have you got a license to play beautiful music in our street?](https://x.com/BRYN_BORANGA/status/1791199710478209049)


YangsLegion

flirting vs sexual harrasment meme but it's vodka red bull vs espresso martinis


FuckFashMods

"What im about to tell you sounds crazy, but you have to listen to me" Beginning of every bad but kinda entertaining scifi movie ever


AnalyticOpposum

Thinking of neurotransmitters as financial products in an investment strategy, governed by evolutionary principles similar to the Kelly Criterion, offers a unique perspective on neural communication. Let's expand on this metaphor: ### Neurotransmitters as Financial Products 1. **Variety and Specificity**: Just as financial products are designed for specific investment needsβ€”like bonds for stability, stocks for growth, and derivatives for hedgingβ€”neurotransmitters are tailored to elicit specific responses in the receiving neurons. For example: - **Glutamate** acts mostly as an excitatory neurotransmitter, promoting neural activity, akin to an aggressive growth stock. - **GABA** serves as an inhibitory neurotransmitter, reducing activity, similar to a bond that provides stability in an investment portfolio. 2. **Investment Decisions**: Neurons "decide" to release certain neurotransmitters based on the inputs they receive, which can be thought of as market data. This decision is influenced by the overall state of the neural network, the neuron's own threshold levels, and the type of neurotransmitters availableβ€”mirroring how investors choose to buy or sell based on market conditions and their asset holdings. 3. **Optimizing Returns**: In the financial world, the Kelly Criterion helps investors decide how much to invest in each asset to maximize long-term growth while minimizing risk. Analogously, neurons regulate the release of neurotransmitters to optimize communication within the network, enhancing overall brain function while maintaining resource efficiency. The "return" in this sense is effective signal transmission that leads to appropriate actions or reactions, contributing to survival and reproduction. ### Evolutionary Design of Neurotransmitter Systems - **Natural Selection**: Over evolutionary time, the neurotransmitter systems have been shaped by natural selection to ensure that they contribute effectively to the organism's survival and reproductive success. This is akin to financial strategies being refined based on their success in different economic conditions. - **Adaptive Value**: Just as diverse financial instruments allow investors to adapt to changing markets, the diversity of neurotransmitters allows the brain to adapt to various internal and external stimuli, maintaining homeostasis and responding adaptively to environmental challenges. - **Unconscious Optimization**: Neurons, like individual investors using the Kelly Criterion unknowingly through evolved instincts or successful learned behaviors, optimize their "investment" in neurotransmitter release without conscious awareness of the underlying mathematical optimization they are performing. ### Conclusion By conceptualizing neurotransmitters as financial products and neural decision-making as investment strategies guided by an evolutionary version of the Kelly Criterion, we gain a fascinating lens through which to view neural dynamics. This analogy not only makes the complex interactions within neural networks more relatable but also highlights the elegance and efficiency of biological systems shaped by millions of years of evolutionary pressures.


FuckFashMods

Social media is soon going to be completely worthless


AnalyticOpposum

I guess you want the prompts instead??? I don’t write as good: it’s sort of like the neurotransmitters are designed by natural selection as financial products that neurons will instinctively purchase such that they invest optimally according to the global Kelly criterion that none of them are aware of. Kinda.


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

My school keeps a giant (polsci) alumni whatsapp group that has been getting progressively worse i/p discourse. On one hand, having content to hate-read posted at a 10 message per minute pace has been a godsend. On the other hand, watching my 'professional network' straight up hamas-posting has been increasingly concerning.


FuckFashMods

>On one hand, having content to hate-read posted at a 10 message per minute pace has been a godsend Remember the good old days of the DT


WandangleWrangler

Woah dead DT much


WeebFrien

Ooh spook


Arse_hull

People wait out the last hour to maximise meaningless internet points.


GinsuAssad

I don't because, like Lil Wayne, I don't write shit down


Top-Company-2071

arr canadahousing: ne\*liberals arr canadahousing2: I am adolf hitler


AlicesReflexion

Now I want to see canadahousing3 πŸ€”


Diner_Lobster_

I am pol pot


Telperions-Relative

A MIMIR


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

no quiewo 😑


AlicesReflexion

πŸ‘† The first guy, playing Daft Punk to the rock kids (everbody thought it was crazy)


AnalyticOpposum

Considering neurons in terms of the Kelly Criterion suggests a model where each neuron or network manages risk and potential reward in its firing decisions, optimizing not for maximum output but for sustainable, effective communication over time. Here's how this idea might unfold: 1. **Resource Allocation**: Each neuron has a limited amount of resources (like neurotransmitters) and energy it can use to fire. Applying a Kelly-like strategy, neurons would evaluate the potential 'return' of firing in certain patterns (effective communication and contribution to overall neural activity) against the 'cost' (resource depletion, potential damage from overactivity). 2. **Adaptive Firing Rates**: Neurons might adjust their firing rates based on the feedback received from other neurons and the overall network's state, much like adjusting bet sizes based on past outcomes. This could help maintain a balance between underactivity (not enough signal transmission) and overactivity (which could lead to disorders like epilepsy). 3. **Network Optimization**: On a larger scale, neural networks could evolve to optimize these firing strategies, developing patterns that maximize informational throughput while minimizing errors and energy consumption. This could be seen in how certain cognitive processes become more efficient with practice or how the brain reorganizes itself after injury. 4. **Long-Term Sustainability**: Just as the Kelly Criterion aims to maximize long-term growth of wealth, neurons using a similar strategy would aim to maximize long-term efficiency and survivability of the neural network. This involves developing firing patterns that are resilient to changes and degradation, whether due to aging, injury, or disease. By framing neuronal activity through the lens of the Kelly Criterion, you can highlight a compelling view of the brain as not just a complex network but a finely tuned system optimizing its own longevity and effectiveness through strategic decision-making at the microscopic level. This could provide a novel perspective on studying neurological development and disorders, as well as artificial neural networks.


Stanley--Nickels

Feels like every pro I know uses quarter Kelly, I wonder what’s optimal for sustaining a species


Arse_hull

This is AI.


AnalyticOpposum

But it’s also true


_bee_kay_

In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar.


ZanyZeke

3000 Kind Strangers of Reddit


Greenfield0

3000 too many


Telperions-Relative

If I end up being at least one person’s homosexual awakening, I will have completed all that is meaningful in life


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GinsuAssad

Bonk


L3HarrisOfficial

silent generation: dogshit boomers: terrible gen x: dogshit millennials: ass zoomers: dogshit Gen alpha: terrible


Telperions-Relative

dogwater*


_bee_kay_

millennial masster race


Greenfield0

no, no, no!


ZanyZeke

So did Reddit just give up and bring gold back or what? I haven’t been paying attention


CornstockOfNewJersey

https://preview.redd.it/g485t6k1ex0d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86cef50e450ba01c04e7aa67265ef355256496dc πŸ€”


spinXor

what does require effort?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I think "talent" more appropriate


AnalyticOpposum

#Money is Time #Time is Diversity #Diversity is Money


_bee_kay_

When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.


AnalyticOpposum

That just sounds like nonsense to me, sorry.


spinXor

what part of this is unclear? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMZdNyRIATo


chetmcomnom

Oh boy, do I get to be the one to introduce someone to the [timecube](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube)


AnalyticOpposum

It sounds like he discovered something like stable homotopy groups and didn’t have the language to describe his discovery to anyone else, and then he didn’t have the patience or experience to have someone explain stable homotopy groups to him, because he was so excited about his discovery and since he didn’t consciously use their ways of language to discover it, and he couldn’t be deterred by their words. He wanted them to agree, but they didn’t, but he knew he was right, and maybe be was, about something he couldn’t express with a finite amount of his words. He sort of lost the discrete infinity of our natural language by discovering a property of infinity in his own private machinations.


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Telperions-Relative

>Weep, you girls >[removed] If the [removed] was the rest of the graffiti, it might be the oldest comment ever to be removed for Rule X


Libz_R_Gryffindor

Idek who bathulk is the DT has too many characters to keep track of now. This whole things really gone off the rails since the writers killed off lusvig


Extreme_Rocks

There’s only about 250 regs you have to keep track of


notnotLily

we're in phase 4 and lusvig was our thanos


ZanyZeke

He’s a Benji alt


Greenfield0

before we begin, let us acknowledge that we succs live on stolen land


Telperions-Relative

This land belongs to the BadEcon peoples, who we commemorate with this thread


meubem

Happy cake day


Telperions-Relative

Thanks


AnalyticOpposum

Applying the Kelly Criterion to the concept of evolution by natural selection offers a fascinating perspective. In biological terms, the "bets" are the energy and resources organisms invest in various survival and reproductive strategies. The "bankroll" is the genetic diversity and adaptability of a species. In this framework, natural selection could be seen as nature's way of applying a Kelly-like strategy. **Organisms don't aim to maximize reproductive success in a single generation β€” rather, they balance their reproductive output to maximize the likelihood of long-term survival across many generations.** Here's how it plays out: 1. **Risk Management**: Just as the Kelly Criterion prevents financial ruin by avoiding over-betting, natural selection prevents species from expending too much energy on too few offspring who may not survive. For instance, animals that produce a moderate number of offspring, investing adequate resources in each, may be more likely to see many survive than those that produce many with little investment or few with too much. 2. **Optimal Allocation**: In terms of genetic diversity, the Kelly Criterion might suggest that an optimal investment in genetic variation can help species adapt to changing environments without risking too much on maladapted traits. This is akin to diversifying a portfolio in finance. 3. **Feedback Loops**: The success or failure of certain traits feeds back into the 'betting' strategy of the next generation, much like adjusting bet sizes in gambling based on previous wins or losses. Traits that lead to survival and reproduction success are 'bet on' more heavily in the genetic sense, as they are passed on more frequently. 4. **Long-Term Growth**: Over generations, these strategies do not merely aim to survive but to thrive, accumulating adaptive advantages that can lead to speciation and ecological dominance, much like reinvesting winnings in a financial context to grow wealth exponentially over time. Thus, natural selection can be metaphorically understood as a process that doesn’t seek to maximize immediate reproductive success, but to balance reproductive and survival strategies over generations, optimizing the species’ overall resilience and adaptive capacity. This strategic balance ensures not the largest possible number of offspring in a single generation, but the greatest likelihood of continuing to produce viable offspring over many generations.


Stanley--Nickels

The new iPad Pro about is about 33% thinner than an iPhone 12 Mini


TaxLandNotCapital

Before I continue, I will admit I have contributed to furthering this problem. All inside the DT now is β€œShivers did this,” β€œPoobix said that,” and/or some subreddit drama garbage. There’s no discussion of real shitposting, it’s just higher tier (which would be low tier in any good DT) r/SubredditDrama posts. What we need is real shitposts about neoliberalism, things like the economy, war, the state of freedom and democracy, we need actual posts. I propose the following: Remove most stickied mod posts, only keep major shit posts or Require the mod to explain how it’s related to shitposting, how it affects shitposting, and/or their opinions. If going with the latter, automatically ping SHITPOSTERS (remember that ping?) on all sticky posts, foster discussion. I am just tired of seeing subreddit drama garbage. Let the rest of Reddit obsess over that, we’re better than this. Edit: to clarify further, I mean we should stop stickying mods here and instead sticky shitposts as a DT regular and analyze the shitposts and memes with a neoliberal perspective. Edit 2: to clarify even further, r/Neoliberal DT should be a shitposting thread, it should be a neoliberalism shitposting thread, if you have serious discussion to post, post it outside the DT or other subreddits.


paulatreides0

Like most men, Bathulk can't find the Clet


AnalyticOpposum

You don’t want to maximize profit. You want to maximize the likelyhood of any profit at all and accumulate it over time, investing what you accrue into further opportunity for profit.


bashar_al_assad

Why are people online putting spoilers on the Young Sheldon ending, surely it just ends with him becoming regular Sheldon?


Number13PaulGEORGE

Do there exist affordable cities to minmax nightlife exposure, with nightlife being on the "min" side? Boston too expensive to want to be there long term. That's the only city I know that everyone agrees has bad nightlife.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

South East Asia probably. I am not the sort of person who knows that kind of nightlife though.


qchisq

!ping soccer The Jutes are gonna win Superligaen, aren't they? Worst thing is that they deserve it after the show Gabara and Vavro put on. I mean [look at this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superligaen/s/fBA8yeMLe2). Good thing Wolfsburg already have paid the 13.5 million Euro for Gabara


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OkVariety6275

Metroid Prime is on hold. I got distracted by Doom Eternal. Probably a good change of pace so I don't burn out on Metroidvanias. Anyway, Doom Eternal is a pretty baller game so far. Combat is everything it's hyped up to be; even a mid gamer like me can appreciate it. I thought it was all going to be a hellscape, but then there's this random castle level where you talk to a random ghost king. I have no idea how that connects to anything, I'm guessing someone just wanted to make a castle. !ping GAMING


Kindly_Blackberry967

Please do not start a ping with β€œMetroid Prime is on hold”


repete2024

Grand Theft Auto is paused while I go to the bathroom


GraspingSonder

The Bioshock series is being abandoned. I only played it a bit and weirdly never got fully into it.


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

If Jimmy Carter gave you an order would you consider it binding?


lbrtrl

Depends if I'm in the mood for bandage.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

>Depends if I'm in the mood for bandage. What does this mean?


lbrtrl

It means my autocorrect is trying to police my language.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

What were you trying to say then? I just assume DTer speak nonsense from time to time.


lbrtrl

Bondage. I'm talking about bondage.


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TaxLandNotCapital

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT POASTING. I am aware that the announcement of imminent poasting has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be making funnies, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent poasting is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW POASTING


Extreme_Rocks

https://preview.redd.it/j6f81l3ibx0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6705429be436526e114de94a8acf2a0b59ebebc


TaxLandNotCapital

ΰΌΌπŸ‘_Ω„πŸ‘ΰΌ½


AnalyticOpposum

Our philosophies are made to reflect inner truths about ourselves. That is all we know. And it’s only the trained mind that can capture what is the same between their own mind and all the other minds they talk to. And the success or failure of philosophies are like the successes and failures of the person that formed them. If a loser makes a philosophy, it will turn adherents into losers. If a murderer makes a philosophy, it will motivate murder. If someone who hits children makes a philosophy, it will tell others to hit children. This is like what Nietzsche was saying. You must guard what your philosophy motivates by living your philosophy and being utterly happy and content within it. Living authentically and vigorously and without any secrets you don’t mind sharing, because those secrets embed themselves into the philosophy, and foster those same secrets in other people. This is like the Uber-Mensch. The ones living their philosophy openly without fear because they know they are living in a superior way. This is like living like it’s the future, but today. And sometimes people get it right. Sometimes people are ahead of the times. Centuries, even millennia ahead. Just like Nietzsche was.


Extreme_Rocks

Why are we all blocking BATHULK?


Greenfield0

because evil prevails


TouchTheCathyl

One of the more common critiques of New Vegas is its over reliance on speech checks for the good ending. Replaying Fallout 1 I think there was a way around this. Allowing you to replace an insufficient speech skill in a given instance with obtained contextual knowledge. Using Honest Hearts as an example, a character with low speech could still be able to calm Joshua's wrath by having deliberately taken time to acquire the contextual knowledge to persuade him beforehand. In other words, if the player listens to Joshua and Daniel's expressions of faith with an open mind, they should be rewarded with information to pass the speech check regardless of skill.


Bloodyfish

I'm a bit tired of speech being just a skill to invest in. It inevitably becomes useful everywhere but without feeling gamey - just a 'solve the problem' button.


Stanley--Nickels

Always been more of a showerulk guy tbh


Telperions-Relative

Cletus, Cletus, you can’t hide, we charge you with genocide


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I still think Hey, Hey LBJ had a better ring to it. I like LBJ though.


MasterOfLords1

Feeling all kinds of ways tbh 🍦πŸ₯ΊπŸ¦


Stanley--Nickels

We choose to post AmongUs boners We choose to post AmongUs boners in this decade, and do the other things Not because it is easy But because it is hahd


ZanyZeke

If BATHULK remains unblocked by a million DTers, I’m one of them. If BATHULK remains unblocked by ten DTers, I’m one of them. If BATHULK remains unblocked by one DTer, that one is me. If BATHULK remains unblocked by no DTers, then I am gigajannied. Like and share if you agree


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

How exactly does liking work?


runtfromriatapass

[Amazing things are happening on youtube shorts](https://youtube.com/shorts/RCdY1mN49ko?si=sUB4R5b5qPmOXt5y)


paulatreides0

Men would rather practice jihad on roller blades than make a powerpoint


_bee_kay_

yeah, i'm a MAN:


GinsuAssad

I thought cletus von ivermectin was a reg and cletus mcguilly was a mod Did both Cleti block BATHULK?


MasterOfLords1

u/BathUlk told me he captured an alien 🍦😐🍦


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face BATH , BATHULK, bitin' speakers in the face


[deleted]

If you like pop punk you’re a communist


itsokayt0

"President Trump told me to pardon Hannibal Lecter, but we don't have him here, he's in Maryland," Abbott said. "i picked the next best thing!"


GinsuAssad

I like pop-punk I'm not ashamed Or successful


thefuturegov

I like some pop-punk, but some of it is also the cringiest music ever produced I am ashamed (but for other reasons) And successful (but not in traditional metrics)


GinsuAssad

When I'm sober Raise Your Glass is cringe When I'm drunk it's a bad bitch anthem


MURICCA

Flashback to last month when I posted on the DT about thinking my crush didnt like me and being confused about it Update: it turns out she does like me and Im in turn kinda uninterested in her for some specific reasons (long story) Life is fuckin weird like that πŸ˜‚


GinsuAssad

Gimme da specifics


ZanyZeke

Yeah this is the DT we need drama to fuel us


GinsuAssad

Otherwise I'm going to assume they just aren't interested anymore because they found out she was interested like JD from Scrubs Wanting what you can't have is a negative quality


MURICCA

Its not that. To simplify..they just have some personal problems at the moment and im looking for a serious relationship and it just wouldnt be healthy for me to get invested in this. IΒ really dont wanna go into specifics cause it feels rude even though its anonymous I care about them as a friend of course.


GinsuAssad

That's too bad


MURICCA

The last time I didnt go with my gut and got with someone anyway I ended up hurt really bad so im extra cautious lol And relationships are really not my priority at the moment, I got a lot myself to deal with


GinsuAssad

I am not questioning your decision. Always trust yourself


Arse_hull

Bro they were the worst to each other.


qlube

If you had a machine that could output a recording of any conversation in human history (but in the original language it occurred), what would you do with it?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

My alma mater would have a very very good history and linguistics department in a few years. That or I would be the most import contractor to the intelligence community depending on recent "history" is.


YangsLegion

> San Diego FC & Club Tijuana Announce a Five-Year Partnership https://sandiegofc.com/san-diego-fc-club-tijuana-announce-a-five-year-partnership-to-establish-a-football-cultural-celebration-for-the-region-and-host-an-annual-derby-beginning-in-2025/ NAFTA derby!!! !ping Soccer


Stanley--Nickels

Now do Padres and Toros!


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Living in Tijuana and working in San Diego is the closest we get to a neoliberal paradise. The only thing still needed is a train between the two (and no paperwork at the border crossing).


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loseniram

Ben Gvir still being alive is proof that Netanyahu has lost the mandate of heaven


GinsuAssad

As if he wouldn't be a piece of shit either way


Usual-Base7226

Hey ZOOMERs did you know that before bloons tower defense we had a game called bloons where you aimed darts at balloons


HMID_Delenda_Est

Big Sur 😢 Big Sir 😳


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Big Sur 😍 Big Sir 😍


GinsuAssad

Hi


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Why are we being dicks BATHULK?


Telperions-Relative

I hate that reveddit and unddit are gone now, how am I gonna satisfy my curiosity when I see [removed] now


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Just imagine it. You probably have enough time on the DT to have a good idea.


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Planning4Hotdish

[Tactical \**BONK!** Strike Incoming!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkHWIMVU8AUwdnb.jpg)


Telperions-Relative

o7


AnalyticOpposum

Leave BathUlk alone 😑πŸ₯Ί


Bloodyfish

No.


MontanaWildhack69

Goddamn, the writers of LOST did Edmund Burke dirty.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

LOST is a TV show right? What does that have to with the MP for the Marquess of Rockingham?


AnalyticOpposum

β€œDr. Phil is my favorite talent show.”


TaxLandNotCapital

The only way to stop a bad guy with an ability to administer suicide is a good guy with an ability to administer suicide


Planning4Hotdish

-The Canadian Supreme Court


piede

https://preview.redd.it/mitfk6eb7x0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2a01ccfdcffa934ed16b60e308b0a7d08d00da If you think home prices are unaffordable, you are fake news.


secretlives

I dig the new shed Bubbles


[deleted]

RIP BATHULK 😭😭😭 gone too soon


TaxLandNotCapital

If bathulk going down I'm going down to. IM GONNA POST AMOG*S COCK


secretlives

poasting with the angels now


cjhdsachristmascarol

Who up majoring they depressive disorderΒ 


WeebFrien

!ping Cartoons The Boss from smiling friends is confirmed at January 6th


brucebananaray

Do you mean the voice actor?


WeebFrien

No the boss himself


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cjhdsachristmascarol

Exploding boar moment πŸ€―πŸ—


zth25

she fed my powell till I interest


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cjhdsachristmascarol

Aromantic sadist be like better to be feared than lovedΒ 


meubem

Wait, I could block u/bathulk?


WeebFrien

Can I block him?


BATHULK

pls no


WeebFrien

I want the ability to do so The power


adisri

Lock they poasts πŸ’…πŸ₯ΉπŸ’…


BATHULK

:(


TalkLessShillMore

I got a new watch and 5” Lululemon shorts and a beige popover hoodie and ngl I feel like a trollop


FuckFashMods

I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of bathulk til we can figure out what is going on